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emeraldslam

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: www.facebook.com/Dwayneturtle1
Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, PS3, Nintendo Wii
Video Games Played: SSBB
Date Signed Up:6/10/2011
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:Ontario
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Favorite Tags: emeraldslam (4) | League of Legend (2) | ostrich (2)
I like Sloths, Naruto, One Piece, Parkour, and MapleStory.
My favorite meme is Cereal Guy

Twitter: @Emerald_Slam

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#101 - But in all seriousness your c… 19 hours ago on feminists 0
#161 - Forget the Sheltie! No offense I wanna hear more abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on Dog person here 0
User avatar #169 - lotengo (08/07/2015) [-]
Its parakeet, his name is John Deacon.
#123 - Agreed 07/21/2015 on The next one is free 0
#75 - Mine too!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2015 on The next one is free +2
User avatar #120 - rennat (07/18/2015) [-]
We should hang out.
User avatar #123 - emeraldslam (07/21/2015) [-]
Agreed
#196 - I honestly can't remember what brought me here. I just know it… 07/16/2015 on Tell Admin about yourself 0
#70 - Picture 06/27/2015 on Post your favorite wallpaper 0
#994 - Khaini. Not sure why; It's always been kinda dead  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on What is your favorite video... 0
User avatar #996 - uurtu (06/25/2015) [-]
if you do play again for some reason you should come to windia i still play for a bit every month or so.
#21 - My main was a Hermit!  [+] (10 new replies) 06/24/2015 on What is your favorite video... 0
User avatar #37 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah, brother. I remember grinding for MONTHS just to get to 3rd job. Shadow partner was the SHIT. Playing before the Big Bang though..good god. Remember how long it would take just to get to level 30? now it takes less than a day.. oh and do you remember tiger and suushi? they were they admin and joshlol of maple
#351 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
My patience back then was low so highest I ever got was 45 cleric...shit was slowwwww
Didn't some1 made some sort of series involving the high lvl players?
User avatar #357 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
Now you can get a level 200 in a few weeks or even days if you know your shit. Everything so overpowered.

but yes..i remember that and now I cant think of what it's called and its really pissing me off
User avatar #354 - xitsukalong (06/24/2015) [-]
i forgot to re-log.
User avatar #366 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
>>#357,
User avatar #379 - xitsukalong (06/24/2015) [-]
Yep, played it earlier this year and god damn, everything so much easier now.

And I think I found it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUIQlOExfi4
User avatar #381 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
YES OMG

brb
literally going to watch all of them in a row
User avatar #384 - xitsukalong (06/24/2015) [-]
Hf

Holy shit I was 13 when this came out.
User avatar #368 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
was it maple randomness?
User avatar #173 - hakma (06/24/2015) [-]
my record was 25 to 30 mins to reach 2nd job haha
#6 - Don't Judge Me!  [+] (17 new replies) 06/24/2015 on What is your favorite video... +15
User avatar #937 - uurtu (06/25/2015) [-]
What server did you main? Mine was Windia
User avatar #994 - emeraldslam (06/25/2015) [-]
Khaini. Not sure why; It's always been kinda dead
User avatar #996 - uurtu (06/25/2015) [-]
if you do play again for some reason you should come to windia i still play for a bit every month or so.
#836 - waker (06/25/2015) [-]
I still played it some time ago and could call myself one of the "best" players in EU, however the game have been so p2w since miracle cubes that it's not even funny. My trick was creating 150 accounts and leveling them to 20 and getting all the free shit nexon eu gave us.

Kinda depressing really, the game was not even that bad until recently (no endgame content since Root Abyss) so I had to quit (no free miracle cubes for like few years either).

But man, would I love to get the old school Maple back. I didn't know that the game had skills and basic attacked my way to lvl 20 back in the days when Maple Global was new. Yea, English is not my native language so I didn't really know shit. The real money was made from the King Slimes that dropped the cake thingies (I have no idea what they were but the amount of money was huge). And even the Aran days were so fucking amazing, I can't describe the feeling I had when I played Maple. It was just so fucking perfect even though the levels took a lot of time.

I am kind of hoping for Maple Story 2 to bring a bit of the feeling back....

Oh and someone talked about the leveling: after being 3rd to hit 200 on Xenon in EU, I can confirm that 1-2 days straight grinding is all it takes. And at that point there was no good place for 180-200 compared to how it is now so it was basically 15 hours to lvl 180 and a lot of time to one shot all kinds of bosses etc from there

My god, this was a long post. Maple is something that makes me sad every time really, way to ruin a perfect game.
#20 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
As long as you like it, others judging you don't matter. After all, it's your favorite game, not theirs.
User avatar #12 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
YES.

HERMIT FTW
#21 - emeraldslam (06/24/2015) [-]
My main was a Hermit!
User avatar #37 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah, brother. I remember grinding for MONTHS just to get to 3rd job. Shadow partner was the SHIT. Playing before the Big Bang though..good god. Remember how long it would take just to get to level 30? now it takes less than a day.. oh and do you remember tiger and suushi? they were they admin and joshlol of maple
#351 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
My patience back then was low so highest I ever got was 45 cleric...shit was slowwwww
Didn't some1 made some sort of series involving the high lvl players?
User avatar #357 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
Now you can get a level 200 in a few weeks or even days if you know your shit. Everything so overpowered.

but yes..i remember that and now I cant think of what it's called and its really pissing me off
User avatar #354 - xitsukalong (06/24/2015) [-]
i forgot to re-log.
User avatar #366 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
>>#357,
User avatar #379 - xitsukalong (06/24/2015) [-]
Yep, played it earlier this year and god damn, everything so much easier now.

And I think I found it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUIQlOExfi4
User avatar #381 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
YES OMG

brb
literally going to watch all of them in a row
User avatar #384 - xitsukalong (06/24/2015) [-]
Hf

Holy shit I was 13 when this came out.
User avatar #368 - beastkenten (06/24/2015) [-]
was it maple randomness?
User avatar #173 - hakma (06/24/2015) [-]
my record was 25 to 30 mins to reach 2nd job haha
#4 - Neat. 06/11/2015 on HD GIF Test 0

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#19 - emeraldslam (02/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - siimonnx (03/22/2012) [-]
Random add or same profile picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - emeraldslam (03/22/2012) [-]
Same profile picture. And I love your reaction photos
#7 to #6 - siimonnx (03/22/2012) [-]
Give me some of your naruto pics I need some more...
#8 to #7 - emeraldslam (03/22/2012) [-]
I don't have a lot
I don't have a lot
#9 to #8 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Naruto thread?   
Naruto thread
Naruto thread?
Naruto thread
#10 to #9 - emeraldslam (03/24/2012) [-]
DUDE! Can I have that one? ↑
DUDE! Can I have that one? ↑
#11 to #10 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Yeah of course!
Yeah of course!
#12 to #11 - emeraldslam (03/24/2012) [-]
Sweet ☺ Thanks!
Sweet ☺ Thanks!
#13 to #12 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Do you have a source?
Do you have a source?
#14 to #13 - emeraldslam (03/24/2012) [-]
Well those 3 gifs I made on gifsoup. The rest of find while exploring the internet
#15 to #14 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Well thank you for this anyway!
Well thank you for this anyway!
#16 to #15 - emeraldslam (03/24/2012) [-]
No problem

Here's another pic
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