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Date Signed Up:4/23/2013
Last Login:8/18/2016
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#47 - I don't get it  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2016 on Island +1
#71 - anon (08/06/2016) [-]
The other guy is just explaining how pizza companys work, the joke is obviously they'd be late because the island is in the middle of nowhere
#48 - throwawayqazwerty (08/06/2016) [-]
It's a guarantee that your pizza will be free if it's not delivered within 30 minutes.
I remember it being recently removed though.
#107 - anon (08/06/2016) [-]
Also because of the lawsuits pertaining to reckless dirving of the employees.
There were severeal deaths.
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#99 - sesshii (08/06/2016) [-]
Sounds stupid, a store close by has a similar policy but it's only after the pizza has been made, they are never late.
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#57 - amalone (08/06/2016) [-]
Because if a driver got too many in a month they were fired, even though most late deliveries are not the driver's fault. Usually late pizzas are caused by not having enough drivers scheduled, or the in-store people not having their shit together. So drivers would end up with like 5 minutes to get to the customer and would drive recklessly to get there
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#73 - talldumbdork (08/06/2016) [-]
Glad that bs was removed then.
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#835 - **emanalvarez used "*roll picture*"** **emanalvarez rolled … 05/03/2016 on You will wake up next to... 0
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#61 - I'd sick your dick for bioshock triple pack Or fallout 4 11/03/2015 on Giveaways +2
#8 - Funny because that Zombie was talking about pain in that sceen… 10/20/2015 on Perks +1
#13 - This might look to ba classic case of thumb folowing, don't fo… 09/19/2015 on tell'em to stage dive 0
#2 - Must be the work of an enemy stand!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Spoopy Ghost Shark +34
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#11 - Must be the work of an enemy stand!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on An actual pranks +6
#12 - ijustwannaplay (08/24/2015) [-]
that one was my favorite
#30 - must be the work of an enemy stand! 08/05/2015 on Dark Souls 3 boss concept... +39
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