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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
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#4 - Thank god you censored that word, OP. I almost got triggered.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Go fuck yourself +123
#33 - newdevyx (01/22/2015) [-]
#5 - gypsydude (01/21/2015) [-]
I felt the same way when I found this on the internet, yet I was still to lazy to look for a version where some dumb cunt tries to censor it. Trust me I'm all for uncensored-ship, but apparently there are cunts who still find the word FUCK offensive.
#14 - ohhh (01/22/2015) [-]
"Oh man, this sure is triggering. I KNOW! I'll put two goddamn lines over it!" Are they fucking serious?
User avatar #15 - gypsydude (01/22/2015) [-]
Did you even read, what I wrote?
User avatar #16 - ohhh (01/22/2015) [-]
Yes i did, i'm making a joke about how the person who censored this could of possibly thought adding two lines could censor the word "fuck".
User avatar #17 - gypsydude (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh. Well my bad for assuming something else. Have a good day ohhh
#137 - HAX 01/21/2015 on Never Forget +1
#9 - YOU FOOL! 01/09/2015 on FPS 0
#137 - Is this a thing? Please tell me this is a thing. 01/06/2015 on Demastered games 0
#47 - You were saying? 01/03/2015 on Foxnews at it again 0
#7 - Is threesome an option? 12/26/2014 on Daniel Wood +4
#40 - You people are odd.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on ho ho no +2
#49 - gtocforyou (12/26/2014) [-]
#127 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Oblivious Suburban Mom +2
#131 - epicethan Comment deleted by elvarj
#40 - Anyway, we're walking away from the forest when the cunt calls… 12/25/2014 on *hits blunt* +2
#39 - Holy **** story time bitches! I once took pow…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on *hits blunt* +1
User avatar #40 - elvarj (12/25/2014) [-]
Anyway, we're walking away from the forest when the cunt calls and asks us where we were. We (for some reason)tell him. Next thing we know, he comes running at us with full speed screaming "I'M ANGRY". He's dressed in a trench coat, a fedora, and he has a cane. He offers all of us cigarettes despite the fact that only one of us smokes, and then he starts berating me for leaving early, and the others for not showing up at all. Something about "breaking the gentleman oath". Ugh. It becomes clear that he drunk beyond comprehension, and of course, in the land of the tripping, the drunk man leads. So he leads us to the graveyard, all the while trying to sound as smart and educated as an alcoholic dropout can be, that is to say not at all. I see two of our party of four(well, five now) is leaving. So I decide it's time for him to drop the bullshit. At this point it's just me, the cunt, and a guy we'll call Steve for now. The cunt has some unhealthy admiration for Steve and keeps demanding that Steve parties with him. I say:"Look, what exactly do you want?". He replies:"I want Steve to party with me tonight..." and before he can finish his sentence I turn to Steve and say:"He wanted you!" and bolt. 30 minutes later I get a text from Steve that just says: INSANE! I worry for the worst at this point. Another 30 minutes pass and Steve finally shows up, and he confirms our beliefs:"He's lost his damn mind. I had to drag him to his home and he was in character the whole time."

TL;DR: Drunk people scare tripping people.
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