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#119 - Every time a Christian or athiest molests or rapes their relig…  [+] (22 new replies) 19 hours ago on Britan yes! +4
#380 - schnizel (9 hours ago) [-]
Because they do it more often and on a massive scale. The generals in Pakistan rape little boys, go watch the documentary on vice. And they aren't even ashamed of it.
It's a part of their culture
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi
and they are barbaric.
> Im sick of the fearmongering and islamiphobia in this country.
>Sweden: 5% of the whole population commits 77% of all rapes.
affes.wordpress.com/invandrarna-och-brotten-5-utrakning/
>Norway: 90% of all rapes committed in Oslo by non-western immigrants.
> www.politi.no/vedlegg/lokale_vedlegg/oslo/Vedlegg_1309.pdf
France: The Muslim population of France is 12%, yet they make up 60 to 70% of all inmates in France's prisons.
wikiislam.net/wiki/Muslim_Statistics
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/28/AR2008042802560.html
France: 70% of the population think there are too many foreigners & 74% think that Islam is not compatible with French society.
www.thelocal.fr/page/view/too-many-foreigners-in-france-french-say#.UU-a1xxhWnI
lajeunepolitique.com/2013/02/07/what-remains-of-our-douce-france-ipsos-survey-reveals-divisions-concerns/


#485 - drakeii (8 hours ago) [-]
almost graduated kebab school , how about some real chat about islam schnizel

like what do you think is wrong with islam , with refrence please

btw for some reason i actually like you lol
#489 - schnizel (8 hours ago) [-]
I was a kebab.
Everything.
#491 - drakeii (8 hours ago) [-]
Ehhhh come on man throw a point atleast, ill post in a free arabian camel feast pic !
User avatar #492 - schnizel (7 hours ago) [-]
ISLAM
>dozens of references to damnation and hellfire in the first chapter
>9 year old bride
>taquiyya
>kill your neighbor if he doesnt pray
>kill a man who looks upon your wife
>petty theft = dismemberment
>muslim hordes terrorize and scorch european land for 3-4 centuries before first crusade
>9/11
>destroys priceless Buddhist artifacts and burns their temples
>terrorist attacks have ramped up in muslim chinese province
>Lets shoot up Indian markets for allah!
>Pedophiliac ring busted recently in England run by muslims
>Burns down christian churches
> "Kill the white slag!"
>Arabia wartorn hellhole for thousands of years by tribal and secular differences, just getting started a new round of violence in the neverending cycle
> USA there just for some curious black liquid I can't remember the name of atm..
>mfw I can't wait until the black liquid is depleted or replaced by sustainable alternative energies so I can watch the inhabitants devolve into chaos
>European countries with most muslims also happen to be least productive and most unstable

>mfw when Islam is a trojan horse - Who enters a community with the pleasant face of its establishment and secretes conflict and ridicule to all who are different from them, and then hides behind plausible deniability and anti-persecution when called out on it.

>mfw I have no face
#506 - drakeii (7 hours ago) [-]
>punishment only to those who deserve it
>reached puberty, shouldnt impose 21th century culture on the people 1400 years ago.
>toqiya , not in islam the way you were informed , bring the source ill show you
>wtf kill your neighbor if he doesnt pray?! my neighbor is alive and i dont see him in mosque
>peeking inside my house ?probably lose one or 2 eyes but not killed, source? this is new to me
>theft:conditional , punishment for murder is death in every law , is that absolute?no;depends on the circumenstances, so does this
>even if thats true the crusades and the spanish in anduslia did worse, rather not make this about blame tho.
>9/11 ; i expected better , go for islam , crazy people can be everywhere why blame 1.6billion for a couple of nutjobs
>their land.
>burma,again rather talk about islam itself not people.
>refrence,indian market ; unprovoked?
>punish them , by islamic law theyll be killed,actually depending on the suituation can be much worse that death
>come on >>.refrence.. no ; no more about people , both sides have crazy ; this wont go anywhere good, i skip
>drunk,just in case,islam doesnt care about race im white (to arabs atleast)and i pray next to an african american brother, a white american brother,indians,arabs etc.
>too vague
>i dont talk politics,usually ends as a poop throwing contest
>me too, before black liquid we were much better.
>you in europe? i lived in the uk didnt see that, protest i think but nothing out of the norm
>not like they had a choice some one forced them out of their community in the first place.
>3d printers can do silicone now

User avatar #511 - schnizel (7 hours ago) [-]
So everyone who isn't kebab.
That culture is still here, and the example set by Muhamed, the perfect human is venerated.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
Yes, you can kill him if he refuses to pray.
Talking about wishing to fuck another mans wife, and therefor wishing to do adultery.
But you will still get your hands cut off, but to tell you the truth I like the method.
>even if thats true the crusades and the spanish in anduslia did worse, rather not make this about blame tho.
>AD 632 -- Muhammad’s death.
>AD 635 -- Christian Damascas fell to invading Muslims.
>AD 636 -- Christian Antioch fell to invading Muslims.
>AD 638 -- Christian Jerusalem,and later Alexandria,fell to invading Muslims.
>AD 650 -- Muslim armies reached Cilicia and Caesarea of Cappodocia. In the same period Muslim forces carried out raids on Cyprus, Rhodes, Crete and Sicily, carrying off thousands of Christian slaves.
>AD 668 -- Muslim armies laid siege to Constantinople. They were repulsed.
>AD 711 -- Muslim armies invaded Spain. By AD 715 they had conquered most of Spain.
>AD 717 -- Muslim armies again laid siege to Constantinople. Again repulsed.
>AD 732 -- Muslim armies invaded France. Charles Martel stopped them at Tours.
>AD 792 -- The Muslim ruler of Spain, Hisham, called for a new invasion of France. An international Islamic crusade was assembled, and was repulsed by the French.
>AD 827 -- Muslim warriors invaded Italy and Sicily, terrorised monks,and raped nuns. Sicily was held by Muslims until AD 1091.
>AD 846 -- Muslim armies reached Rome, where they forced the Pope to pay them tribute.
>AD 848 -- France was again invaded by Muslims. And again repulsed.
>AD 1059 -- Pope Urban II launched the FIRST Crusade.

The Quran has given them the right to kill infidels.
Still done by muslims.
Yes, unprovoked.
Bacha bazi.
I'm getting lost in all this text.
Yes, they went to Europe by their own free will and act like monkies because of muh hammad.
#517 - drakeii (5 hours ago) [-]
mfw i deleted this after finishing it just cuz i wanted to close the spoiler >>;; admin plz

going again ; in short

Toqiya is for shia , muslims dont lie its worse than theft and sex with strangers(i can refrence this for you if want), unless they got a gun to their head then allowed but they dont have to.

- Nope, even in a 100% islamic country no one would bother proving he doesnt pray , give me an example of this happening , ever.
( where a guy was killed because it was proven he doesnt pray)

-im a guy and god knows i thought about worse things lol , muslims arent punished for what they think , its in the Sunnah , muslims are responsible for what they Do , not what they wish about.(we can go in detail on this if u want)

-to us muslims our opinions carry no weight where Allah Has given Judgment , if a man stole , and got cought , without a doubt , meeting all the conditions , presented to the authorities , given a trial , proven guilty , his hand will be cut

its not like we see 1 handed people running around , its very rare , even more rare if its practiced.

- my knowledge of history is stronger than many , but im not well versed to go into much detail in this ,and it probably will end as "well muslims did that ! ; well christians did that !!" and thats not fun or productive .( btw your spoiler is copied , man i found some hate on those sites)

- giving an absolute statement can lead to wrong understanding , its actually something along " fight the non-believers to deliver the message of islam , and no cumpulsion in religeon " as Killing is NOT the Goal , even if muslims initiated a war they have to alert their enemy , give them choices ..etc , my point is :

Killing Non-Muslims is NOT THE GOAL.Spreading the knowledge of islam is , once they know its their choice.

bacha bazi , OMG , i think i wrote a whole page in disgust of this , child abuse pisses me off

anyway this is a summary of what i wrote so sorry if its short , here:

islam is Quran+Sunnah, this is not islam

Iran is Not a Muslim Country , it is a Persian Race Country , using islam (and their Toqiya) as cover , thats how they lied to us for the past 20 years, now they are exposed

shiya arent muslims unless they are fooled into becoming shiya(can go in detail about this,basically luring them into shiya selling it as islam),

Islam= Quran+Sunnah.
Shiya = Mulla.

in iran many were killed for owning a book about the Quran , they dont allow it to be studied as it contradicts their faith

you can call a Burger a PC, its not gonna Browse FJ.

my point is , they call themselves muslims , but they aint , lying is their faith and they are the enemies of muslims thro out the history , you think the crusades were bad , look up what the shia of old ( Rafeda ) did to muslims. and btw it always end up with them in power > mass genocide> new islamic dynasty. always(check saladin)

we need google maps for all this text, mfw when im telling a bad joke twice.

gg i need some hot tea with milk .
User avatar #518 - schnizel (5 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=APQVkJcZMKI
Too tired to talk, aloha snickbar. May the will of Allah burn your kebab and spice it with mayo.
#519 - drakeii (4 hours ago) [-]
since your tired well continue this later

i dont see whats wrong with the video, the guy just said what he believed straight (the background music tho eeeeeeh)

also i could have told you that too with ref
#520 - schnizel (4 hours ago) [-]
Just saying that islam has no place in Europe.
#521 - drakeii (4 hours ago) [-]
hmm i dont think i can respond well to that

maybe if you come to a muslim populated country like qatar you might change your mind

try too see it before you judge
User avatar #522 - schnizel (4 hours ago) [-]
I have muslims here, and I was a muslim and I don't want them here.
Also, I dropped my gold bar there and the people laughed at how little gold bars I have.
I do judge, I do.
#527 - drakeii (3 hours ago) [-]
lol no way you were a muslim
i am inviting you to islam schnizel
im inviting you to worship the one and only creator of man and all,he who has no son nor partner , come to islam schnizel, that tightness of your chest will be lifted.
User avatar #530 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
<3
<3
YOLO
#528 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
yes way
no
>that tightness of your chest will be lifted.
I don't need a phony God to lift my weights, I can lift my own.
#529 - drakeii (3 hours ago) [-]
for some reason i still like you lol
expect me at ur next anti immigra- i mean anti islam post!
also i shouldnt text and drive
#509 - drakeii (7 hours ago) [-]
gotta keep my word.
Feast yo
#512 - schnizel (7 hours ago) [-]
noice
#273 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh really? So the stereotype of the catholic pedophile priest doesn't exist, right?
#241 - curveball (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't what media you follow, but when a Catholic priest is found to have molested parishioners, only for the case to be buried by the diocese, it gets covered by the media (as it should), and it calls into serious question the integrity of the Catholic Church. It's currently a major issue for millions of Catholics who don't think their church does enough to punish the offenders.

Another related example of this (this is a Canadian example, since that's where I live so that's the media I'm most exposed to) would be the issue of religious residential schools for natives, where children were abused, sexually or otherwise, on an institutional scale. It's only come to light relatively recently, but it's been another blow to the moral authority of the religious denominations that ran the schools (once again, as it should be).
#220 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
its a matter of rates, m8. Christians and atheists dont rape children as much as muslims do. after all, half the time the muslims dont consider it rape.
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#153 - Didn't mean to be judgmental, just sayin' is all  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on legbeards 0
User avatar #155 - arandomanon (03/25/2015) [-]
I didn't take it as an offense, I was just explaining why.
#147 - Its not a pleasant experince 03/25/2015 on legbeards 0
#145 - A quick google search would have gave you the answer …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on legbeards +1
User avatar #148 - arandomanon (03/25/2015) [-]
I didn't google it because I'm currently doing something else and had no idea how long would it have taken me
#153 - elthune (03/25/2015) [-]
Didn't mean to be judgmental, just sayin' is all
User avatar #155 - arandomanon (03/25/2015) [-]
I didn't take it as an offense, I was just explaining why.
#140 - Actually people can need it doing based on medical reasons. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on legbeards +10
User avatar #236 - thumbingthumbing (03/25/2015) [-]
I'm a girl and even I felt that in my peepee. Dang, son.
#79 - I've met a few Somolian immigrants but not many at all. Sure h…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on German Trains +4
#117 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
>Muh 99.9% of muslims are peaceful

No, fuck off spreading that lie. The problem is not just the 0.1% of muslims that are terrorist. The problem is the 25%-35% of muslims that support the terrorists. Extremist actions will only get worse when you have that percentage of muslims supporting them.

#147 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
I assume YOU support the bombing of THEIR countries? Yes?

Terrorist.
#166 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
I don't I want us to get out of EU and stop meddling in Ukraine/Tunisia/Syrria/Iraq.

However, for the people that do support bombing; they support action against terrorists, not civilians. 25-35% of muslims support terrorists who bomb innocent civilians. There's a big difference.
User avatar #131 - vicktow (03/20/2015) [-]
also about 80% want sharia law to be the main for of government.
#74 - >"in sweden" Last time i checked sweden …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2015 on German Trains +11
User avatar #75 - niggernazi (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah but in general we have lots of immigrants from somalia and i believe england too have them. Also, hardcore muzzies arent that open minded, no matter which country in europe they currently live in.
#79 - elthune (03/20/2015) [-]
I've met a few Somolian immigrants but not many at all. Sure hardcore muslims are intolerant wherever you go, however the majority (99%) of muslims are not hardcore. As i said, the religion is followed by over 23% of the worlds population, of course there are going to be a few bad apples who, due to religion I will admit, are able to radicilaise and take advantage of peoples faith.

Also you still havent given proof to how muslim mosques are payed by the governemt.
#117 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
>Muh 99.9% of muslims are peaceful

No, fuck off spreading that lie. The problem is not just the 0.1% of muslims that are terrorist. The problem is the 25%-35% of muslims that support the terrorists. Extremist actions will only get worse when you have that percentage of muslims supporting them.

#147 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
I assume YOU support the bombing of THEIR countries? Yes?

Terrorist.
#166 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
I don't I want us to get out of EU and stop meddling in Ukraine/Tunisia/Syrria/Iraq.

However, for the people that do support bombing; they support action against terrorists, not civilians. 25-35% of muslims support terrorists who bomb innocent civilians. There's a big difference.
User avatar #131 - vicktow (03/20/2015) [-]
also about 80% want sharia law to be the main for of government.
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