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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS3, SNES
Video Games Played: GTA, Mass Effect, Saints Row, Skyrim, General RP Games
X-box Gamertag: A Suicidal Clam
PSN: Do not use the PS3
Interests: Gaming, Computing, Design
Date Signed Up:4/09/2010
Last Login:4/07/2013
Location:Britain
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Level 20 Content: Peasant → Level 21 Content: Peasant
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Level -214 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -213 Comment: developing wizard powers
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#9849 - **elliotsalem rolls 728** **** you 6, one more 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#9846 - **elliotsalem rolls 996** 3 for trips  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #9991 - huzibizi (04/18/2012) [-]
nearly there, i think u deserve a runner up at least :D
message me with the name of a game that you want.
User avatar #9849 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 728** fuck you 6, one more
#9842 - **elliotsalem rolls 525** I rolled Two last time xD <- Du…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #9846 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 996** 3 for trips
User avatar #9991 - huzibizi (04/18/2012) [-]
nearly there, i think u deserve a runner up at least :D
message me with the name of a game that you want.
User avatar #9849 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 728** fuck you 6, one more
#9836 - Comment deleted 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#9832 - **elliotsalem rolls 942** 1 for Trips  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #9842 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 525** I rolled Two last time xD <- Dumbarse 2 for Trips
User avatar #9846 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 996** 3 for trips
User avatar #9991 - huzibizi (04/18/2012) [-]
nearly there, i think u deserve a runner up at least :D
message me with the name of a game that you want.
User avatar #9849 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 728** fuck you 6, one more
#9836 - elliotsalem has deleted their comment.
#9826 - **elliotsalem rolls 62** 2 for Dubs  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #9832 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 942** 1 for Trips
User avatar #9842 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 525** I rolled Two last time xD <- Dumbarse 2 for Trips
User avatar #9846 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 996** 3 for trips
User avatar #9991 - huzibizi (04/18/2012) [-]
nearly there, i think u deserve a runner up at least :D
message me with the name of a game that you want.
User avatar #9849 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 728** fuck you 6, one more
#9836 - elliotsalem has deleted their comment.
#9823 - **elliotsalem rolls 84** 1 for Dubs :P  [+] (7 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #9826 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 62** 2 for Dubs
User avatar #9832 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 942** 1 for Trips
User avatar #9842 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 525** I rolled Two last time xD <- Dumbarse 2 for Trips
User avatar #9846 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 996** 3 for trips
User avatar #9991 - huzibizi (04/18/2012) [-]
nearly there, i think u deserve a runner up at least :D
message me with the name of a game that you want.
User avatar #9849 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
**elliotsalem rolls 728** fuck you 6, one more
#9836 - elliotsalem has deleted their comment.
#9591 - Streaming some Futurama, come if you're intersested 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#9578 - Very Good game, I like it because it's the type where you get … 04/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#69 - A **** Processor, **** Graphics card…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Shenanigans +1
User avatar #70 - novayamante (04/18/2012) [-]
at least it's not a mac
#105 - bulletcatcher (04/18/2012) [-]
8GB RAM on a PC - £30-£90
8GB RAM on a mac pro - £300

Apple logic.
User avatar #112 - blazekingxxx (04/18/2012) [-]
"8GB RAM on a PC - £30-£90 " Lmao yeah for shit stock RAM decent RAM with good speed would cost about £120
#64 - 2GB of RAM....I feel so small ;_;  [+] (8 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Shenanigans +2
#123 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
suck my 64GB dick
User avatar #122 - xsoljakidx (04/18/2012) [-]
ahem, i have a ACER ASPIRE ONE D260-A that has a intel atom n450 cpu at 1.66ghz (two threads) 1gb RAM, intergrated intel gma 3150 and I cant even play minecraft on its lowest settings without a mod called optifine and even then i have to turn the settings to minimum
plus i use my parents old dell dimension 3000 for gaming (came out in 2004 ish) and that has roughly 512mb of RAM (DDRSDRAM) , pentium 4 cpu at 3.00ghz and a crappy intergrated intel extreme graphics and the worst part is that i have two PCI-E graphics cards (old ones but theyre probs better that what i have got) but i cant use them because the expansion slots are PCI

and i have no income to get any upgrades
btw both are running windows 7 ultimate 32bit and the dell cant handle it (stupid person that says he is a pc expert put it on for us) and the netbook runs it beautifully
#68 - novayamante (04/18/2012) [-]
i only have 1gb
User avatar #80 - hjgamer (04/18/2012) [-]
6 gb RAM and 2 gb graphics :D
User avatar #69 - elliotsalem (04/18/2012) [-]
A Shit Processor, shit Graphics card and a shit RAM

Forever a Shit PC ;_;
User avatar #70 - novayamante (04/18/2012) [-]
at least it's not a mac
#105 - bulletcatcher (04/18/2012) [-]
8GB RAM on a PC - £30-£90
8GB RAM on a mac pro - £300

Apple logic.
User avatar #112 - blazekingxxx (04/18/2012) [-]
"8GB RAM on a PC - £30-£90 " Lmao yeah for shit stock RAM decent RAM with good speed would cost about £120
#63 - Comment deleted 04/18/2012 on Shenanigans 0
#8893 - Maybe 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#8805 - Okay, we're ready for you when you are :)  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #8807 - Shadowlordninek (04/17/2012) [-]
Probably won't be soon.
#8793 - You'll have to talk to Dan about that  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #8804 - Shadowlordninek (04/17/2012) [-]
I'll also have to figure out how to get the audio to work right.
User avatar #8805 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
Okay, we're ready for you when you are :)
User avatar #8807 - Shadowlordninek (04/17/2012) [-]
Probably won't be soon.
#8776 - *UPDATE* Futurama later, Dark Knight first 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#8775 - Fair play 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#8767 - We've not really got into the Streaming Games yet, we're just …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #8770 - dispensa (04/17/2012) [-]
Hehe, rather not right now, I'm not really into that kind of music.
User avatar #8775 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
Fair play
#8759 - Y'know the Game Streaming Idea? We made it a Reality, me and d…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +4
User avatar #8866 - sutperman (04/17/2012) [-]
Will u guys ever stream any minecraft multiplayer?
User avatar #8893 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #8777 - Shadowlordninek (04/17/2012) [-]
Can I help stream?
User avatar #8793 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
You'll have to talk to Dan about that
User avatar #8804 - Shadowlordninek (04/17/2012) [-]
I'll also have to figure out how to get the audio to work right.
User avatar #8805 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
Okay, we're ready for you when you are :)
User avatar #8807 - Shadowlordninek (04/17/2012) [-]
Probably won't be soon.
User avatar #8776 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
*UPDATE* Futurama later, Dark Knight first
User avatar #8764 - chicomole (04/17/2012) [-]
adding to favorites now
User avatar #8761 - dispensa (04/17/2012) [-]
Aweome.
Wish I had a decent mic, I'd love to stream some games.
And I don't even know if my PC is decent enough.
User avatar #8767 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
We've not really got into the Streaming Games yet, we're just testing and adjusting accordingly, you can come along and watch in the mean time :)
User avatar #8770 - dispensa (04/17/2012) [-]
Hehe, rather not right now, I'm not really into that kind of music.
User avatar #8775 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
Fair play
#8711 - Aww, No Games for me :( 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#8690 - Terarria, YOU WANT!?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #8706 - inthenameofcake (04/17/2012) [-]
Already got
User avatar #8711 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
Aww, No Games for me :(
#377 - CoolNovo AKA Google Chrome Plus  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on fixed 0
User avatar #378 - lambofgodftw (04/17/2012) [-]
cool, cheers, i'll give it a go :)
#357 - Anyone?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2012 on fixed +2
User avatar #376 - lambofgodftw (04/17/2012) [-]
What is this?
User avatar #377 - elliotsalem (04/17/2012) [-]
CoolNovo AKA Google Chrome Plus
User avatar #378 - lambofgodftw (04/17/2012) [-]
cool, cheers, i'll give it a go :)
#8363 - What game is this? ^ 04/17/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#540 - *your 04/17/2012 on Oh 2004 you so silly! +2

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#22 - residentdevil (09/29/2012) [-]
bananananananananned!
User avatar #23 to #22 - elliotsalem (09/30/2012) [-]
The hell happened? O_O
User avatar #9 - derpinton (08/05/2012) [-]
your pro pic is from metro 2033?
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpinton (08/06/2012) [-]
what game? it looks like someone from it sorry
User avatar #12 to #11 - elliotsalem (08/06/2012) [-]
Army of Two: The 40th Day
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpinton (08/07/2012) [-]
oh haha never played that one
#6 - ultimateasshole (07/21/2012) [-]
Happy bday. I didnt forget
#7 to #6 - elliotsalem (07/21/2012) [-]
OH MY 						*******					 GOD   
   
THANK YOU
OH MY ******* GOD

THANK YOU
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