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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS3, SNES
Video Games Played: GTA, Mass Effect, Saints Row, Skyrim, General RP Games
X-box Gamertag: A Suicidal Clam
PSN: Do not use the PS3
Interests: Gaming, Computing, Design
Date Signed Up:4/09/2010
Last Login:4/07/2013
Location:Britain
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 205 total,  601 ,  396
Comment Thumbs: 134 total,  1502 ,  1636
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 20 Content: Peasant → Level 21 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level -214 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -213 Comment: developing wizard powers
Subscribers:3
Content Views:46598
Times Content Favorited:23 times
Total Comments Made:856
FJ Points:178
Favorite Tags: I love you all (2)
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latest user's comments

#17375 - You bitch  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
#17370 - MY ANUS IS READY  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17373 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
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tough luck its 01:56 am goin to bed
User avatar #17375 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
You bitch
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
#17363 - Sweet, 3some :D  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17367 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
you ready for this?
#17370 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
MY ANUS IS READY
#17373 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
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tough luck its 01:56 am goin to bed
User avatar #17375 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
You bitch
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
#17362 - No Idea But you're a Spurs Fan, so gtfo  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17400 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
#17365 - spursfan has deleted their comment.
#17355 - South, Hampshire :3 You?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17358 - spursfan has deleted their comment.
#17362 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
No Idea

But you're a Spurs Fan, so gtfo
#17400 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
#17365 - spursfan has deleted their comment.
#17353 - Pokeballs Anal Beads?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17357 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
**khezuwelp rolled user melovecookies ** you want in on this
User avatar #17532 - melovecookies (06/09/2012) [-]
Oh shit, why you role me?
User avatar #17363 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Sweet, 3some :D
#17367 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
you ready for this?
#17370 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
MY ANUS IS READY
#17373 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
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tough luck its 01:56 am goin to bed
User avatar #17375 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
You bitch
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
#17350 - Or else what mother ****** ?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17352 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
<----- or else this
User avatar #17353 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Pokeballs Anal Beads?
#17357 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
**khezuwelp rolled user melovecookies ** you want in on this
User avatar #17532 - melovecookies (06/09/2012) [-]
Oh shit, why you role me?
User avatar #17363 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Sweet, 3some :D
#17367 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
you ready for this?
#17370 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
MY ANUS IS READY
#17373 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
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tough luck its 01:56 am goin to bed
User avatar #17375 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
You bitch
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
#17346 - <  [+] (14 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17348 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
go to be or else
User avatar #17350 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Or else what mother fucker?
#17352 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
<----- or else this
User avatar #17353 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Pokeballs Anal Beads?
#17357 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
**khezuwelp rolled user melovecookies ** you want in on this
User avatar #17532 - melovecookies (06/09/2012) [-]
Oh shit, why you role me?
User avatar #17363 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Sweet, 3some :D
#17367 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
you ready for this?
#17370 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
MY ANUS IS READY
#17373 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
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tough luck its 01:56 am goin to bed
User avatar #17375 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
You bitch
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
User avatar #17349 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
*bed
#17344 - *********  [+] (16 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
#17345 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
Go the fuck to BED!
#17346 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
<
#17348 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
go to be or else
User avatar #17350 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Or else what mother fucker?
#17352 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
<----- or else this
User avatar #17353 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Pokeballs Anal Beads?
#17357 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
**khezuwelp rolled user melovecookies ** you want in on this
User avatar #17532 - melovecookies (06/09/2012) [-]
Oh shit, why you role me?
User avatar #17363 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Sweet, 3some :D
#17367 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
you ready for this?
#17370 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
MY ANUS IS READY
#17373 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
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tough luck its 01:56 am goin to bed
User avatar #17375 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
You bitch
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
User avatar #17349 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
*bed
#17335 - 15/m/UK C'mon guise, it's 1:38 am, bored as **…  [+] (31 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #17910 - Cobaltsushi (06/10/2012) [-]
Where is Rios?
User avatar #17911 - elliotsalem (06/10/2012) [-]
Out for Lunch
User avatar #17912 - Cobaltsushi (06/10/2012) [-]
Alice?
User avatar #17914 - elliotsalem (06/10/2012) [-]
Same as Rio
User avatar #17915 - Cobaltsushi (06/10/2012) [-]
You aren't eating with them?
User avatar #17916 - elliotsalem (06/10/2012) [-]
Fuck no
User avatar #17388 - scatmanjohn (06/09/2012) [-]
Level 15 Muk? I GOT THIS!
GO, PIKACHU!
#17354 - spursfan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17355 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
South, Hampshire :3 You?
#17358 - spursfan has deleted their comment.
#17362 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
No Idea

But you're a Spurs Fan, so gtfo
#17400 - ninjajunkie (06/09/2012) [-]
#17365 - spursfan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17340 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
go to bed
User avatar #17344 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
nofuckyou
#17345 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
Go the fuck to BED!
#17346 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
<
#17348 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
go to be or else
User avatar #17350 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Or else what mother fucker?
#17352 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
<----- or else this
User avatar #17353 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Pokeballs Anal Beads?
#17357 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
**khezuwelp rolled user melovecookies ** you want in on this
User avatar #17532 - melovecookies (06/09/2012) [-]
Oh shit, why you role me?
User avatar #17363 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
Sweet, 3some :D
#17367 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
you ready for this?
#17370 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
MY ANUS IS READY
#17373 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
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tough luck its 01:56 am goin to bed
User avatar #17375 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
You bitch
#17376 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
meh five more minutes
User avatar #17377 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
SWEET :D
User avatar #17349 - khezuwelp (06/09/2012) [-]
*bed
#876 - :C 06/09/2012 on theoriginalbastard's profile 0
#93 - It's Sad that Simon left :C  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on This Zombie Stuff is... 0
User avatar #94 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, I started to like him in the 3rd season :/
#89 - True that I have a Friend that is EXACTLY Like Rudy :P  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2012 on This Zombie Stuff is... +1
User avatar #91 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
I wish I had one like him. Or like Simon :D
User avatar #93 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
It's Sad that Simon left :C
User avatar #94 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, I started to like him in the 3rd season :/
#85 - Oh I see ;_; I miss Nathan </3  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2012 on This Zombie Stuff is... 0
User avatar #88 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Me too :/ But Rudy was in his last episodes pretty good
User avatar #89 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
True that

I have a Friend that is EXACTLY Like Rudy :P
User avatar #91 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
I wish I had one like him. Or like Simon :D
User avatar #93 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
It's Sad that Simon left :C
User avatar #94 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, I started to like him in the 3rd season :/
#77 - Do you know when the Next Series is? :S  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2012 on This Zombie Stuff is... 0
User avatar #82 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
I believe in October or November. Btw, the actor who played Kelly went to prison, so there's just Rudy and Curtis and three new characters
User avatar #85 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
Oh I see ;_; I miss Nathan </3
User avatar #88 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Me too :/ But Rudy was in his last episodes pretty good
User avatar #89 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
True that

I have a Friend that is EXACTLY Like Rudy :P
User avatar #91 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
I wish I had one like him. Or like Simon :D
User avatar #93 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
It's Sad that Simon left :C
User avatar #94 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, I started to like him in the 3rd season :/
#73 - I love you ._.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/08/2012 on This Zombie Stuff is... +2
User avatar #76 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
I wish more people would watch this show :/
User avatar #77 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
Do you know when the Next Series is? :S
User avatar #82 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
I believe in October or November. Btw, the actor who played Kelly went to prison, so there's just Rudy and Curtis and three new characters
User avatar #85 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
Oh I see ;_; I miss Nathan </3
User avatar #88 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Me too :/ But Rudy was in his last episodes pretty good
User avatar #89 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
True that

I have a Friend that is EXACTLY Like Rudy :P
User avatar #91 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
I wish I had one like him. Or like Simon :D
User avatar #93 - elliotsalem (06/08/2012) [-]
It's Sad that Simon left :C
User avatar #94 - soulkiller (06/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, I started to like him in the 3rd season :/
#871 - What happened to all the Omegle wins? Where's the OB I love? :C  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2012 on theoriginalbastard's profile 0
User avatar #873 - theoriginalbastard (06/08/2012) [-]
I've left that for a while, I need time away lol
User avatar #876 - elliotsalem (06/09/2012) [-]
:C
#16551 - 15/m/England Anyone want to talk? Bored to **** … 06/07/2012 on Social Board 0
#40481 - **elliotsalem rolls 687** I loose :C 06/07/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#40480 - **elliotsalem rolls 792** 06/07/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#40478 - **elliotsalem rolls 810** 06/07/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#40477 - **elliotsalem rolls 429** 06/07/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#40476 - **elliotsalem rolls 786** 06/07/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#38908 - I dunno, it made that Video a Featured one :/ 06/05/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#38901 - Pretty Good, some Frame rate drops sometimes but not usually 06/05/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1

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#22 - residentdevil (09/29/2012) [-]
bananananananananned!
User avatar #23 to #22 - elliotsalem (09/30/2012) [-]
The hell happened? O_O
User avatar #9 - derpinton (08/05/2012) [-]
your pro pic is from metro 2033?
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpinton (08/06/2012) [-]
what game? it looks like someone from it sorry
User avatar #12 to #11 - elliotsalem (08/06/2012) [-]
Army of Two: The 40th Day
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpinton (08/07/2012) [-]
oh haha never played that one
#6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
Happy bday. I didnt forget
#7 to #6 - elliotsalem (07/21/2012) [-]
OH MY 						*******					 GOD   
   
THANK YOU
OH MY ******* GOD

THANK YOU
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