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Video Games Played: GTA, Mass Effect, Saints Row, Skyrim, General RP Games
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PSN: Do not use the PS3
Interests: Gaming, Computing, Design
Date Signed Up:4/09/2010
Last Login:4/07/2013
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#27 - You know this is old Right? They cancelled this.... 06/11/2012 on I jizzed my pants when I... 0
#172 - So do I, but I don't think it'll happen D:  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on 911 +1
#176 - fuckfacez (06/11/2012) [-]
I know (gif unrelated)
#129 - Almost no Civilians (55?) were killed at Pearl Harbour … 06/11/2012 on 911 -3
#117 - exactly, that's my point The surrendering doesent matter,…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2012 on 911 -3
#128 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Except the fact that we warned the civilians in Japan. We warned them that we were taking extremely forceful actions. We warned them that we were going to be dropping bombs. While it was our fault thousands and thousands of innocent people died, it was also the Japanese's government. This is what happens in war, soldiers die, civilians die. It doesn't matter what way we or they win, it matters when it's put to an end.

Nobody said war is peaceful, war is war and will continue to be war 'till it's put to an end.
#125 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
yeah because no one died at pearl harbor............
User avatar #129 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
Almost no Civilians (55?) were killed at Pearl Harbour

Compare that to Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined, Jackass
#116 - Comment deleted 06/11/2012 on 911 0
#107 - Still, I stand to my point that Americans are in their own Asses 06/11/2012 on 911 -5
#104 - No, but the Principle is the same Civilians Died  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2012 on 911 -8
#116 - elliotsalem has deleted their comment.
#112 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Civilians died on 9/11 too. Your logic is wat.
User avatar #117 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
exactly, that's my point
The surrendering doesent matter, killing civies in japan makes the us just s bad as osama
#128 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Except the fact that we warned the civilians in Japan. We warned them that we were taking extremely forceful actions. We warned them that we were going to be dropping bombs. While it was our fault thousands and thousands of innocent people died, it was also the Japanese's government. This is what happens in war, soldiers die, civilians die. It doesn't matter what way we or they win, it matters when it's put to an end.

Nobody said war is peaceful, war is war and will continue to be war 'till it's put to an end.
#125 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
yeah because no one died at pearl harbor............
User avatar #129 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
Almost no Civilians (55?) were killed at Pearl Harbour

Compare that to Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined, Jackass
#99 - So? It still does not change anything  [+] (14 new replies) 06/11/2012 on 911 -6
#103 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
...did osama give americans chance to surrender?
User avatar #120 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
He told the Americans to withdraw their troops from whereverthehellhewas.
User avatar #195 - witeboibrown (06/11/2012) [-]
Stupid fuck, that was after the attacks happened. Before the attacks there was little to no warning or any word towards an attack on U.S. soil.
User avatar #210 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
V That's an apology. V
User avatar #208 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
Okay, first. The stupid fuck comment wasn't needed, although this may be a touchy topic for you. Second, I don't exactly have a side here, since I'm not too affected by it. and thirdly the reason I said that was because I thought I saw it in a documentary. US troops were in pakistan though, some people there may of not wanted them to be. I just looked up a few things and yeah, you were right it was after the attacks he admitted. I am sorry for perhaps possibly offending/insulting/hurting you in any way.
User avatar #225 - witeboibrown (06/11/2012) [-]
Yea the stupid fuck comment wasn't needed I apologize. Believe it or not I had a less mean name I was gonna start with but kept reading the elliotsalem guy's comments and got me a little upset. So my bad on that. But yea I just get a little annoyed when I'm on the internet and people always say Americans are dumb and deserve shit they get when 90 percent of those people have never been here and only dealt with the morons of this country. Which is highly annoying because this country does have its share of morons and I won't deny it but honestly more than half of this country is less than patriotic to our government's views and decisions that make the whole nation look like we volunteered to stamp our foreheads with a big " I'm a fucking retard" when in reality those decisions and outcomes are decided by a very small group of the U.S. and the lucky morons who couldn't graduate high school but seem to know how to use a computer are the same assholes who spew the stupid shit that makes the U.S. look really ignorant on the internet.
#234 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
I was going to type something emotional here, but this picture is better.
User avatar #104 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
No, but the Principle is the same

Civilians Died
#116 - elliotsalem has deleted their comment.
#112 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Civilians died on 9/11 too. Your logic is wat.
User avatar #117 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
exactly, that's my point
The surrendering doesent matter, killing civies in japan makes the us just s bad as osama
#128 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Except the fact that we warned the civilians in Japan. We warned them that we were taking extremely forceful actions. We warned them that we were going to be dropping bombs. While it was our fault thousands and thousands of innocent people died, it was also the Japanese's government. This is what happens in war, soldiers die, civilians die. It doesn't matter what way we or they win, it matters when it's put to an end.

Nobody said war is peaceful, war is war and will continue to be war 'till it's put to an end.
#125 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
yeah because no one died at pearl harbor............
User avatar #129 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
Almost no Civilians (55?) were killed at Pearl Harbour

Compare that to Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined, Jackass
#88 - Let them flow 06/11/2012 on 911 -5
#86 - *EDIT* Not so much as funny (I do respect the Dead) But, you k… 06/11/2012 on 911 -8
#84 - I find 9/11 quite funny actually, because the Americans are …  [+] (28 new replies) 06/11/2012 on 911 -19
User avatar #171 - witeboibrown (06/11/2012) [-]
Hmm... Hiroshima was retaliation for Japan attacking Pearl Harbor and them aiding the Nazis, who were in fact causing one of the worst genocides in history. Also Hiroshima actually helped in a big way to the end of WWII. Not saying that killing innocent should be justifiable in that way but 9/11 was pure murder for the purpose of killing, Hiroshima was a retaliation and a means to ending the war. For some reason people tend to forget the small fact that Japan said they called off the attack on Pearl Harbor but blamed communication after the fact, which during war, means they can not be trusted to their word. I really get annoyed by assholes like you who honestly think America is so bad yet your country was blowing our cocks to get us to join the war because you guys weren't making any significant progress and people kept dying. Mass killings aren't justifiable by any means but when you give MULTIPLE chances for the people to stop killing and evacuate areas and they say no to both, then you're really left with no other option but force...
User avatar #162 - fuckfacez (06/11/2012) [-]
I really hope you die a tragic death, in front of everyone you love.
#172 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
So do I, but I don't think it'll happen D:
#176 - fuckfacez (06/11/2012) [-]
I know (gif unrelated)
#160 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Fucking retardedness at its finest.
Hiroshima was set to end the war which would stop more even more killings
9/11 Was an act of terrorism
You are seriously the most fucking retarded person.
User avatar #132 - smokerocks (06/11/2012) [-]
the better point is that while 2000+ people died in 9/11, Tens of thousands of innocent people have died in the war on terror. It shouldn't matter if they Afghani or Iraqi. Human life is human life.
User avatar #126 - supermegasherman (06/11/2012) [-]
idiocy at its finest.
User avatar #114 - joefishsticks (06/11/2012) [-]
You're an idiot.
User avatar #105 - Kidcudiii (06/11/2012) [-]
idiot.... we gave the japs many chances to surrender. we told them if they didnt surrender that we would release a tragedy on their country. we even dropped papers warning the citizens to leave the country but their government told them we were just trying to scare them. it was WAR not peace time, war.
User avatar #107 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
Still, I stand to my point that Americans are in their own Asses
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User avatar #99 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
So? It still does not change anything
#103 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
...did osama give americans chance to surrender?
User avatar #120 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
He told the Americans to withdraw their troops from whereverthehellhewas.
User avatar #195 - witeboibrown (06/11/2012) [-]
Stupid fuck, that was after the attacks happened. Before the attacks there was little to no warning or any word towards an attack on U.S. soil.
User avatar #210 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
V That's an apology. V
User avatar #208 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
Okay, first. The stupid fuck comment wasn't needed, although this may be a touchy topic for you. Second, I don't exactly have a side here, since I'm not too affected by it. and thirdly the reason I said that was because I thought I saw it in a documentary. US troops were in pakistan though, some people there may of not wanted them to be. I just looked up a few things and yeah, you were right it was after the attacks he admitted. I am sorry for perhaps possibly offending/insulting/hurting you in any way.
User avatar #225 - witeboibrown (06/11/2012) [-]
Yea the stupid fuck comment wasn't needed I apologize. Believe it or not I had a less mean name I was gonna start with but kept reading the elliotsalem guy's comments and got me a little upset. So my bad on that. But yea I just get a little annoyed when I'm on the internet and people always say Americans are dumb and deserve shit they get when 90 percent of those people have never been here and only dealt with the morons of this country. Which is highly annoying because this country does have its share of morons and I won't deny it but honestly more than half of this country is less than patriotic to our government's views and decisions that make the whole nation look like we volunteered to stamp our foreheads with a big " I'm a fucking retard" when in reality those decisions and outcomes are decided by a very small group of the U.S. and the lucky morons who couldn't graduate high school but seem to know how to use a computer are the same assholes who spew the stupid shit that makes the U.S. look really ignorant on the internet.
#234 - aesmith (06/11/2012) [-]
I was going to type something emotional here, but this picture is better.
User avatar #104 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
No, but the Principle is the same

Civilians Died
#116 - elliotsalem has deleted their comment.
#112 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Civilians died on 9/11 too. Your logic is wat.
User avatar #117 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
exactly, that's my point
The surrendering doesent matter, killing civies in japan makes the us just s bad as osama
#128 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
Except the fact that we warned the civilians in Japan. We warned them that we were taking extremely forceful actions. We warned them that we were going to be dropping bombs. While it was our fault thousands and thousands of innocent people died, it was also the Japanese's government. This is what happens in war, soldiers die, civilians die. It doesn't matter what way we or they win, it matters when it's put to an end.

Nobody said war is peaceful, war is war and will continue to be war 'till it's put to an end.
#125 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
yeah because no one died at pearl harbor............
User avatar #129 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
Almost no Civilians (55?) were killed at Pearl Harbour

Compare that to Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined, Jackass
#88 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
Let them flow
User avatar #86 - elliotsalem (06/11/2012) [-]
*EDIT* Not so much as funny (I do respect the Dead) But, you know what I mean, Americans blow it out of Proportion
#552 - Thumbed up ******* Butthurt Amerifags 06/11/2012 on Infinite feels -6
#43889 - You spent $150 in an Hour? >.>  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #43892 - soulsilver (06/10/2012) [-]
No, I bought something a month ago for $150, but it didn't charge my credit card till an hour ago, and I didn't know that it didn't charge me yet.
#43888 - Comment deleted 06/10/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#43872 - Still, buy us Games  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#43888 - elliotsalem has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43882 - soulsilver (06/10/2012) [-]
I don't have enough money anymore. D:
User avatar #43889 - elliotsalem (06/10/2012) [-]
You spent $150 in an Hour? >.>
User avatar #43892 - soulsilver (06/10/2012) [-]
No, I bought something a month ago for $150, but it didn't charge my credit card till an hour ago, and I didn't know that it didn't charge me yet.
#18044 - Picture 06/10/2012 on Social Board +1
#17916 - **** no 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
#17914 - Same as Rio  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #17915 - Cobaltsushi (06/10/2012) [-]
You aren't eating with them?
User avatar #17916 - elliotsalem (06/10/2012) [-]
Fuck no
#17911 - Out for Lunch  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #17912 - Cobaltsushi (06/10/2012) [-]
Alice?
User avatar #17914 - elliotsalem (06/10/2012) [-]
Same as Rio
User avatar #17915 - Cobaltsushi (06/10/2012) [-]
You aren't eating with them?
User avatar #17916 - elliotsalem (06/10/2012) [-]
Fuck no
#43144 - Treat your Fellow Funnyjunkies with some Vidya games :D 06/10/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#17627 - Seems Legit.jpg But seriously, could be legit  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2012 on Social Board -1
User avatar #17628 - joshiepup (06/09/2012) [-]
it gets frozen at 12 views its not
#42613 - Wait for Skyrim DLC 06/09/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#42369 - Zombies, that's it 06/09/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#42368 - /v/ FJ r/gaming  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Video Games Board - console... -5
#42423 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
User avatar #42374 - carchariasthefurry (06/09/2012) [-]
Are you asking a question?
#17377 - SWEET :D 06/09/2012 on Social Board 0

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#22 - residentdevil (09/29/2012) [-]
bananananananananned!
User avatar #23 to #22 - elliotsalem (09/30/2012) [-]
The hell happened? O_O
User avatar #9 - derpinton (08/05/2012) [-]
your pro pic is from metro 2033?
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpinton (08/06/2012) [-]
what game? it looks like someone from it sorry
User avatar #12 to #11 - elliotsalem (08/06/2012) [-]
Army of Two: The 40th Day
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpinton (08/07/2012) [-]
oh haha never played that one
#6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
Happy bday. I didnt forget
#7 to #6 - elliotsalem (07/21/2012) [-]
OH MY 						*******					 GOD   
   
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OH MY ******* GOD

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