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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS3, SNES
Video Games Played: GTA, Mass Effect, Saints Row, Skyrim, General RP Games
X-box Gamertag: A Suicidal Clam
PSN: Do not use the PS3
Interests: Gaming, Computing, Design
Date Signed Up:4/09/2010
Last Login:4/07/2013
Location:Britain
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#134 - I'd be BraW.... 02/11/2012 on My name is +1
#404 - A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats ******* Ignoran…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
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#405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
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#406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
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#407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#402 - Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe **** you Sir, **** you  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
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#403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
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#404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
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#405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
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#406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
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#407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#400 - If you say "if u **** a dude ur not a dude", you're …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
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#401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
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#402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
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#403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
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#404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
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#405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
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#406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
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#407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#397 - Lol wow, that shows how IGNORANT You are... If i **** a Du…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
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#399 - tholomewsense (02/10/2012) [-]
nah man i ain't ignorant, but i have a problems with al the BI's i know, they always seem gay and lesbian
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#400 - elliotsalem (02/10/2012) [-]
If you say "if u fuck a dude ur not a dude", you're obviously ignorant
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#401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
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#402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
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#403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
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#404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
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#405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar
#406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
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#407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#394 - You're sentance makes no sense Dudes who **** dudes, …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Lesbians & Gays -1
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#395 - tholomewsense (02/09/2012) [-]
that moment when you SHUT THE FUCK UP

if u fuck a dude ur not a dude, then u r gay. BI is just a stupid excuse
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#397 - elliotsalem (02/09/2012) [-]
Lol wow, that shows how IGNORANT You are...
If i fuck a Dude, im a Dude, and i could be gay, but in mot, cause i fuck girls too
Bi is not a 'Stupid' Excuse, its a Sexual Orientation, but you wouldn't know the meaning of the word....
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#399 - tholomewsense (02/10/2012) [-]
nah man i ain't ignorant, but i have a problems with al the BI's i know, they always seem gay and lesbian
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#400 - elliotsalem (02/10/2012) [-]
If you say "if u fuck a dude ur not a dude", you're obviously ignorant
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#401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
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#402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
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#403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
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#404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
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#405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar
#406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar
#407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#61 - That moment when you can **** dudes and Girls at the same time…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/08/2012 on Lesbians & Gays +2
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#63 - tholomewsense (02/08/2012) [-]
dude, dudes who fuck dudes are not dudes, dudes shall fuck dudettes.
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#394 - elliotsalem (02/09/2012) [-]
You're sentance makes no sense

Dudes who fuck dudes, are dudes
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#395 - tholomewsense (02/09/2012) [-]
that moment when you SHUT THE FUCK UP

if u fuck a dude ur not a dude, then u r gay. BI is just a stupid excuse
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#397 - elliotsalem (02/09/2012) [-]
Lol wow, that shows how IGNORANT You are...
If i fuck a Dude, im a Dude, and i could be gay, but in mot, cause i fuck girls too
Bi is not a 'Stupid' Excuse, its a Sexual Orientation, but you wouldn't know the meaning of the word....
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#399 - tholomewsense (02/10/2012) [-]
nah man i ain't ignorant, but i have a problems with al the BI's i know, they always seem gay and lesbian
User avatar
#400 - elliotsalem (02/10/2012) [-]
If you say "if u fuck a dude ur not a dude", you're obviously ignorant
User avatar
#401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
User avatar
#402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
User avatar
#403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
User avatar
#404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
User avatar
#405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar
#406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar
#407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#5 - Dude, that comment was in 2010......  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on Awkward Exhaust Pipe 0
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#6 - liammeaden (02/10/2012) [-]
i only just started loggin in on funnyjunk again
#2 - YourAge=Im a Pedo? 01/20/2012 on musiikkfreak's profile 0
#327 - *Cough Cough*  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... -4
#340 - Torrasque (01/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry ... what ?
#374 - archonlb (01/19/2012) [-]
Diablo 3 and Borderlands 2 are probably my most anticipated games of the year. Not so interested in Mass Effect 3 anymore since EA has herped the derp and made Origin required for every distribution of the game (retail, digital)
#415 - Torrasque (01/19/2012) [-]
Mine are Diablo 3 , Heart of the Swarm and Borderlands 2 .

I played the shit out of Border 1 , have all the dlc's and have a 60 Siren and a 60 Berseker. It is one of those rare games ( Like Diablo 3 , Titan Quest , Skyrim etc. ) where you can play it for 200+ h and still look forward to the next boss drop or the next pack of mobs.

Also ... why the hell does my comment up above have like -5 red pinkies ??? You make Diablo mad !