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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS3, SNES
Video Games Played: GTA, Mass Effect, Saints Row, Skyrim, General RP Games
X-box Gamertag: A Suicidal Clam
PSN: Do not use the PS3
Interests: Gaming, Computing, Design
Date Signed Up:4/09/2010
Last Login:4/07/2013
Location:Britain
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#3 - Its the Internet, get used to it  [+] (14 new replies) 02/15/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #6 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
beining on the internet doesnt allow you to be racist.
#8 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Well...
User avatar #9 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
god damnit -.- I hope you get beaten to death bye a jew -.-
User avatar #10 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
*By
User avatar #11 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
to stupid to think of anything else?
lets go comment on his grammar...
#12 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Actually, it was Spelling, not Grammar

Umad?
User avatar #13 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
not really,
User avatar #14 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
But you are :J
User avatar #15 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
nope, more annoyed by your lack of intelligence.
User avatar #16 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Says the one who thought Grammar was Spelling :D
User avatar #17 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
english is only my second language, so mistake's could be made.
but that doesn't mean your more intelegent then me.


User avatar #18 - elliotsalem (02/16/2012) [-]
*Intelligent

And English is your second language? What's your first?
User avatar #19 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
dutch, i wanna hear you speak that!
User avatar #20 - elliotsalem (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i know how to say "Hello, my name is(Enter name), what is yours?

Im a little rusty so, could be wrong, but i'll try

Hallo, mijn naam is elliot salem, wat van jou is?
#1 - Y U toenail clipping DOWN!?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #4 - wasrigmonkey (02/15/2012) [-]
Because its stupid/shit
User avatar #5 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Good thing i dident make it then :D
#933 - WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :'( R.I.P 02/14/2012 on But of course 0
#98 - **elliotsalem rolls 323,159,102** The ammount of Dicks you l… 02/12/2012 on dannywarwolf's profile 0
#406 - He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
User avatar #407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#134 - I'd be BraW.... 02/11/2012 on My name is +1
#404 - A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignoran…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
User avatar #405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar #406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar #407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#402 - Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe Fuck you Sir, Fuck you  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
User avatar #403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
User avatar #404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
User avatar #405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar #406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar #407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#400 - If you say "if u fuck a dude ur not a dude", you're …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
User avatar #401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
User avatar #402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
User avatar #403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
User avatar #404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
User avatar #405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar #406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar #407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#397 - Lol wow, that shows how IGNORANT You are... If i fuck a Du…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Lesbians & Gays 0
User avatar #399 - tholomewsense (02/10/2012) [-]
nah man i ain't ignorant, but i have a problems with al the BI's i know, they always seem gay and lesbian
User avatar #400 - elliotsalem (02/10/2012) [-]
If you say "if u fuck a dude ur not a dude", you're obviously ignorant
User avatar #401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
User avatar #402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
User avatar #403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
User avatar #404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
User avatar #405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar #406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar #407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#394 - You're sentance makes no sense Dudes who fuck dudes, …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Lesbians & Gays -1
User avatar #395 - tholomewsense (02/09/2012) [-]
that moment when you SHUT THE FUCK UP

if u fuck a dude ur not a dude, then u r gay. BI is just a stupid excuse
User avatar #397 - elliotsalem (02/09/2012) [-]
Lol wow, that shows how IGNORANT You are...
If i fuck a Dude, im a Dude, and i could be gay, but in mot, cause i fuck girls too
Bi is not a 'Stupid' Excuse, its a Sexual Orientation, but you wouldn't know the meaning of the word....
User avatar #399 - tholomewsense (02/10/2012) [-]
nah man i ain't ignorant, but i have a problems with al the BI's i know, they always seem gay and lesbian
User avatar #400 - elliotsalem (02/10/2012) [-]
If you say "if u fuck a dude ur not a dude", you're obviously ignorant
User avatar #401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
User avatar #402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
User avatar #403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
User avatar #404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
User avatar #405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar #406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar #407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#61 - That moment when you can fuck dudes and Girls at the same time…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/08/2012 on Lesbians & Gays +2
User avatar #63 - tholomewsense (02/08/2012) [-]
dude, dudes who fuck dudes are not dudes, dudes shall fuck dudettes.
User avatar #394 - elliotsalem (02/09/2012) [-]
You're sentance makes no sense

Dudes who fuck dudes, are dudes
User avatar #395 - tholomewsense (02/09/2012) [-]
that moment when you SHUT THE FUCK UP

if u fuck a dude ur not a dude, then u r gay. BI is just a stupid excuse
User avatar #397 - elliotsalem (02/09/2012) [-]
Lol wow, that shows how IGNORANT You are...
If i fuck a Dude, im a Dude, and i could be gay, but in mot, cause i fuck girls too
Bi is not a 'Stupid' Excuse, its a Sexual Orientation, but you wouldn't know the meaning of the word....
User avatar #399 - tholomewsense (02/10/2012) [-]
nah man i ain't ignorant, but i have a problems with al the BI's i know, they always seem gay and lesbian
User avatar #400 - elliotsalem (02/10/2012) [-]
If you say "if u fuck a dude ur not a dude", you're obviously ignorant
User avatar #401 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
well i think it's nasty if ur a dude and fuck the same gender
User avatar #402 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
Then you're an Ignorant Homophobe

Fuck you Sir, Fuck you
User avatar #403 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
i wasn't homophobe couple days ago, i have always said: i have no grudge against gay people, uintil someone gay tries to hit on me, then someone did, and now i don't like em
User avatar #404 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
A Gay hit on you, so you dont like them? Thats fucking Ignorant, just becuase he hit on you dosent mean you have to hate him! He just likes you, all you have to do is ignore him

I bet you've hit on Lesbians in your life >.>
User avatar #405 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
no, i haven't hit on anybody, but the thing the gay dude said to me was too much, like he wanted dick in ass and stuffs... it's nasty
User avatar #406 - elliotsalem (02/11/2012) [-]
He was just being overly open to you, dosent mean you have to dislike ALL gays, we aren't all like that you Stereotyping dick ¬_¬
User avatar #407 - tholomewsense (02/11/2012) [-]
when he says that he want's my dick in his mouth and he wants to take his in my ass, i wanted to puke, sorry man
#5 - Dude, that comment was in 2010......  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on Awkward Exhaust Pipe 0
User avatar #6 - liammeaden (02/10/2012) [-]
i only just started loggin in on funnyjunk again
#2 - YourAge=Im a Pedo? 01/20/2012 on musiikkfreak's profile 0
#327 - *Cough Cough*  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... -4
#340 - Torrasque (01/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry ... what ?
#374 - archonlb (01/19/2012) [-]
Diablo 3 and Borderlands 2 are probably my most anticipated games of the year. Not so interested in Mass Effect 3 anymore since EA has herped the derp and made Origin required for every distribution of the game (retail, digital)
#415 - Torrasque (01/19/2012) [-]
Mine are Diablo 3 , Heart of the Swarm and Borderlands 2 .

I played the shit out of Border 1 , have all the dlc's and have a 60 Siren and a 60 Berseker. It is one of those rare games ( Like Diablo 3 , Titan Quest , Skyrim etc. ) where you can play it for 200+ h and still look forward to the next boss drop or the next pack of mobs.

Also ... why the hell does my comment up above have like -5 red pinkies ??? You make Diablo mad !
#89 - I love you.... 01/19/2012 on Blocking Bradley Compilation +1
#88 - Well....i love you then 01/19/2012 on Blocking Bradley Compilation 0
#50 - My name is Bradley O_O <MFW  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Blocking Bradley Compilation +12
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#88 - elliotsalem (01/19/2012) [-]
Well....i love you then
#52 - fastweb (01/18/2012) [-]
My name is Bradley too...
#89 - elliotsalem (01/19/2012) [-]
I love you....
#60 - Daigeil (01/18/2012) [-]
Fuck, my name is SO BRADLEY
User avatar #53 - pyrelord (01/18/2012) [-]
My name doesn't even begin with a "B" but it's Bradley as well.
#6 - Aww Yeah, im in there, Bradley Whitmarsh! :D 01/14/2012 on EPIC COMMENT THREAD IS EPIC +1
#104 - Si Senor! :D 01/12/2012 on Little cheeky bastard 0
#103 - WUT 01/12/2012 on Little cheeky bastard +6
#102 - Son, i am Proud  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2012 on Little cheeky bastard -1
#133 - youseff (01/12/2012) [-]
You still proud?
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#82 - Goddangit D:  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2012 on fjdesign's profile 0
User avatar #83 - fjdesign (01/11/2012) [-]
U should subscribe :) And wait and see
#80 - May i ask, what do you have Planned for the near Future?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2012 on fjdesign's profile 0
User avatar #81 - fjdesign (01/11/2012) [-]
Its a surprise :3

~ChunkieHoff
User avatar #82 - elliotsalem (01/11/2012) [-]
Goddangit D:
User avatar #83 - fjdesign (01/11/2012) [-]
U should subscribe :) And wait and see
#79 - Tank you muchly :D Keep up the Good work! loving it! … 01/11/2012 on fjdesign's profile 0

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#22 - residentdevil (09/29/2012) [-]
bananananananananned!
User avatar #23 to #22 - elliotsalem (09/30/2012) [-]
The hell happened? O_O
User avatar #9 - derpinton (08/05/2012) [-]
your pro pic is from metro 2033?
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpinton (08/06/2012) [-]
what game? it looks like someone from it sorry
User avatar #12 to #11 - elliotsalem (08/06/2012) [-]
Army of Two: The 40th Day
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpinton (08/07/2012) [-]
oh haha never played that one
#6 - ultimateasshole (07/21/2012) [-]
Happy bday. I didnt forget
#7 to #6 - elliotsalem (07/21/2012) [-]
OH MY FUCKING GOD   
   
THANK YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD

THANK YOU
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