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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS3, SNES
Video Games Played: GTA, Mass Effect, Saints Row, Skyrim, General RP Games
X-box Gamertag: A Suicidal Clam
PSN: Do not use the PS3
Interests: Gaming, Computing, Design
Date Signed Up:4/09/2010
Last Login:4/07/2013
Location:Britain
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Content Thumbs: 203 total,  599 ,  396
Comment Thumbs: 121 total,  1521 ,  1642
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 20 Content: Peasant → Level 21 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level -213 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -212 Comment: developing wizard powers
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Times Content Favorited:23 times
Total Comments Made:904
FJ Points:179
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#4 - Megan, is that you? O_o  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2012 on djcowgirl's profile 0
User avatar #5 - djcowgirl (03/11/2012) [-]
ehhh no?
User avatar #6 - elliotsalem (03/11/2012) [-]
MY MISTAKE!
#235 - THANK YOU 03/11/2012 on alien guy comp 0
#225 - I must have that O_O  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2012 on alien guy comp 0
User avatar #229 - decay (03/11/2012) [-]
Sorry I couldn't find the one I'm using, I'll continue looking but until then I hope this works.
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/290646/Coolest+Desktop+edit/
I didn't want to steal his thumbs so I linked it.
User avatar #235 - elliotsalem (03/11/2012) [-]
THANK YOU
#255 - Virgin Media, Good shit? Good shit 03/11/2012 on Scumbag Internet 0
#356 - Sorry for calling you a Dumbass But keep with Events … 03/08/2012 on Fuck yeah Im still home -2
#354 - Its a Word Filter dumbass Kony, the Ugandan hero  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on Fuck yeah Im still home 0
#355 - alphanet (03/08/2012) [-]
**alphanet rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Shit Rainbow Bricks (See Desc) **oh is it now? then sorry i did not know about it.
User avatar #356 - elliotsalem (03/08/2012) [-]
Sorry for calling you a Dumbass

But keep with Events

Kony, the Ugandan hero sucks
#479 - DAMNIT! 03/05/2012 on ABANDON LIFE!! 0
#478 - **elliotsalem rolls 38** I had a nice brunch with my mother,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on ABANDON LIFE!! 0
User avatar #479 - elliotsalem (03/05/2012) [-]
DAMNIT!
#53 - MFW I drop Water on my Ballz Oh and btw, Comic sans  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2012 on Screw Physics Level: Glass... 0
User avatar #54 - Farthestlight (03/02/2012) [-]
I move away from the mic to jizz.
User avatar #60 - tokazakime (03/02/2012) [-]
"I was thinking of going to the toilet."
#204 - *140% 03/02/2012 on Boob size +3
#203 - ArielRebel<3 03/02/2012 on Boob size 0
#1 - Profile Virginity is taken, THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE D: 02/29/2012 on likeabosssixtynine's profile 0
#252 - Misfits<3 02/28/2012 on Bitches Ain't Shit 0
#228 - MFW im english and talk nothing like that ._. 02/25/2012 on British Internet? +65
#270 - The awkward moment when you figure out Boromir Voiced this guy 02/19/2012 on Ermm.,, I forgot! -2
#44 - I demand you Re-upload Part 1 and 2 of that "Part 3" post 02/18/2012 on nightrise's profile 0
#184 - WHERE CAN I GET THESE BELTS!? O_O 02/18/2012 on Zelda Comp! 0
#20 - Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i k… 02/17/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
#18 - *Intelligent And English is your second language? Wha…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #19 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
dutch, i wanna hear you speak that!
User avatar #20 - elliotsalem (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i know how to say "Hello, my name is(Enter name), what is yours?

Im a little rusty so, could be wrong, but i'll try

Hallo, mijn naam is elliot salem, wat van jou is?
#16 - Says the one who thought Grammar was Spelling :D  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #17 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
english is only my second language, so mistake's could be made.
but that doesn't mean your more intelegent then me.


User avatar #18 - elliotsalem (02/16/2012) [-]
*Intelligent

And English is your second language? What's your first?
User avatar #19 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
dutch, i wanna hear you speak that!
User avatar #20 - elliotsalem (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i know how to say "Hello, my name is(Enter name), what is yours?

Im a little rusty so, could be wrong, but i'll try

Hallo, mijn naam is elliot salem, wat van jou is?
#14 - But you are :J  [+] (6 new replies) 02/15/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -2
User avatar #15 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
nope, more annoyed by your lack of intelligence.
User avatar #16 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Says the one who thought Grammar was Spelling :D
User avatar #17 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
english is only my second language, so mistake's could be made.
but that doesn't mean your more intelegent then me.


User avatar #18 - elliotsalem (02/16/2012) [-]
*Intelligent

And English is your second language? What's your first?
User avatar #19 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
dutch, i wanna hear you speak that!
User avatar #20 - elliotsalem (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i know how to say "Hello, my name is(Enter name), what is yours?

Im a little rusty so, could be wrong, but i'll try

Hallo, mijn naam is elliot salem, wat van jou is?
#12 - Actually, it was Spelling, not Grammar Umad?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/15/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #13 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
not really,
User avatar #14 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
But you are :J
User avatar #15 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
nope, more annoyed by your lack of intelligence.
User avatar #16 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Says the one who thought Grammar was Spelling :D
User avatar #17 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
english is only my second language, so mistake's could be made.
but that doesn't mean your more intelegent then me.


User avatar #18 - elliotsalem (02/16/2012) [-]
*Intelligent

And English is your second language? What's your first?
User avatar #19 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
dutch, i wanna hear you speak that!
User avatar #20 - elliotsalem (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i know how to say "Hello, my name is(Enter name), what is yours?

Im a little rusty so, could be wrong, but i'll try

Hallo, mijn naam is elliot salem, wat van jou is?
#10 - *By  [+] (10 new replies) 02/15/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #11 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
to stupid to think of anything else?
lets go comment on his grammar...
#12 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Actually, it was Spelling, not Grammar

Umad?
User avatar #13 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
not really,
User avatar #14 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
But you are :J
User avatar #15 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
nope, more annoyed by your lack of intelligence.
User avatar #16 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Says the one who thought Grammar was Spelling :D
User avatar #17 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
english is only my second language, so mistake's could be made.
but that doesn't mean your more intelegent then me.


User avatar #18 - elliotsalem (02/16/2012) [-]
*Intelligent

And English is your second language? What's your first?
User avatar #19 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
dutch, i wanna hear you speak that!
User avatar #20 - elliotsalem (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i know how to say "Hello, my name is(Enter name), what is yours?

Im a little rusty so, could be wrong, but i'll try

Hallo, mijn naam is elliot salem, wat van jou is?
#8 - Well...  [+] (12 new replies) 02/15/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1
User avatar #9 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
god damnit -.- I hope you get beaten to death bye a jew -.-
User avatar #10 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
*By
User avatar #11 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
to stupid to think of anything else?
lets go comment on his grammar...
#12 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Actually, it was Spelling, not Grammar

Umad?
User avatar #13 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
not really,
User avatar #14 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
But you are :J
User avatar #15 - titsandpuss (02/15/2012) [-]
nope, more annoyed by your lack of intelligence.
User avatar #16 - elliotsalem (02/15/2012) [-]
Says the one who thought Grammar was Spelling :D
User avatar #17 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
english is only my second language, so mistake's could be made.
but that doesn't mean your more intelegent then me.


User avatar #18 - elliotsalem (02/16/2012) [-]
*Intelligent

And English is your second language? What's your first?
User avatar #19 - titsandpuss (02/16/2012) [-]
dutch, i wanna hear you speak that!
User avatar #20 - elliotsalem (02/17/2012) [-]
Oh my god, i actually learnt Dutch a couple of years back, i know how to say "Hello, my name is(Enter name), what is yours?

Im a little rusty so, could be wrong, but i'll try

Hallo, mijn naam is elliot salem, wat van jou is?
#5 - Good thing i dident make it then :D 02/15/2012 on I love you Funnyjunk -1

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#22 - residentdevil (09/29/2012) [-]
bananananananananned!
User avatar #23 to #22 - elliotsalem (09/30/2012) [-]
The hell happened? O_O
User avatar #9 - derpinton (08/05/2012) [-]
your pro pic is from metro 2033?
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpinton (08/06/2012) [-]
what game? it looks like someone from it sorry
User avatar #12 to #11 - elliotsalem (08/06/2012) [-]
Army of Two: The 40th Day
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpinton (08/07/2012) [-]
oh haha never played that one
#6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
Happy bday. I didnt forget
#7 to #6 - elliotsalem (07/21/2012) [-]
OH MY FUCKING GOD   
   
THANK YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD

THANK YOU
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