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elkhemist

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Date Signed Up:11/10/2012
Last Login:12/31/2012
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Comment Thumbs: 1628 total,  1800 ,  172
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:174
FJ Points:1631

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#14 - shooting a burglar coming into your home is okay. If there is …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Meanwhile, in Britain +1
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#22 - gladiator (12/09/2012) [-]
really? i thought it was you'd get your ass sued off if you did anything to a burglar...

wouldn't stop me like, if someone breaks in while i'm at home then out comes the sword and off come the fingers...
#12 - I chose the 'resistance to cold' perk when being born, so that… 12/08/2012 on So. I saw this on YouTube +24
#44 - There was a scientific study about what would happen if a dolp…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Context... it's important +5
#47 - crilleballe (12/08/2012) [-]
- In 1994, at a popular vacation spot in Sao Paulo, Brazil, a resident dolphin known for his peculiar friendliness towards female swimmers attacked two human males he apparently considered to be romantic competitors. One of the men died of internal hemorrhaging after being butted by the envious dolphin.
DON'T FUCK WITH DOLPHINS

Source: http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2012/04/when-a-dolphin-loves-a-woman.html
#45 - jamesisawesome (12/08/2012) [-]
Wat
#61 - gothdino (12/08/2012) [-]
Sauce?
#64 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
btoom
#71 - gothdino (12/08/2012) [-]
Thanks anon!
#42 - this seems fake. I can tell by the pixels, and the fact that t… 12/08/2012 on Context... it's important +3
#52 - I typed this to make fun of OP, but seriously a mountain in th… 12/08/2012 on Console Evolution 0
#51 - I must agree with OP here. I mean like, jeez. I even hate Sean…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on Console Evolution +6
#52 - elkhemist (12/08/2012) [-]
I typed this to make fun of OP, but seriously a mountain in the middle of London would be fucking amazing
#100 - I started reading them in a little song... ~cloudy backgro…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on movies +39
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#6 - "had to go through" that can be interpreted many… 12/06/2012 on Breaking Bad +6
#76 - Robert ************* Downer. 12/06/2012 on Blah Motherfuckin Blah 0
#306 - I actually do have a little bit of Psychosis. Good guess. 12/06/2012 on kids choice awards +1