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|#53 - oh wait, why am I asking the internet if I'm being too racist?||11/21/2012 on Humans > Abnormals||-2|
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|#110 - Well, original anon was also being a faggot for calling people…||11/19/2012 on AntEaterEatingAnt||0|
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#106 - anonymous (11/19/2012) [-]
Another anon. I must say, I once had an account too, but I deleted it because I got fed up with the hypocrisy that many users, like you're doing right now, show.
You see, you're wrong about responsability. You talk like it's a big deal if an user says something that other users don't like. What are you gonna get, red thumbs? So what? Do you lose a dollar/euro/yen/whatever for each red thumb? Does your life somehow turn for the worse if you accept those red thumbs? Do you bear a mark forever that somehow taints you and prevents you from reaching happiness?
No, you don't. You get red thumbs and that's all, and in a few hours, days if it takes long, your comment will be forgotten. Just like the comment from an anon. However you have some privileges that anons don't have, like uploading reaction images or having the chance to write more comments than anons do. And all for what? For having to deal with a "punishment" worth nothing? Come on.
Besides, you're centered in bad comments, but what happens when an anon says something that the community agrees with? Do you tell those anons to log on so you can give them green thumbs? Let me guess, you don't. You only rant when they say things that you don't like. It's only then that we anons "aren't men" and you complain about us not having an account. Not that those green thumbs have any value anyway, just like the red ones do.
You sir are very hypocrital, and think you are better than anons because you take a responsability that you aren't really paying for. The red thumbs did no damage to you, but you claim that they do, and then you whine when an anon, who is getting the same punishment, which is NO punishment at all, doesn't have an account so you can deal with your frustration by pressing a button to make you feel better about yourself.
DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES, BETAFAGGOT, AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT ANONS.
#110 - elkhemist (11/19/2012) [-]
Well, original anon was also being a faggot for calling people who do what they want betafaggots, when they are the ones who have taken their lives into their own hands instead of insisting on their own tyrannical views of manliness to deal with their insecurities.
(also for me, there's more shame in getting -88 thumbs on a comment than there is any actual punishment)
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|#269 - well, yeah. But I once made a comic about how some rabbits are…||11/18/2012 on A mobile hell||0|
|#169 - this comic actually terrifies me... I mean, not just the a… [+] (2 new replies)||11/18/2012 on A mobile hell||+5|
#269 - elkhemist (11/18/2012) [-]
well, yeah. But I once made a comic about how some rabbits are all like "shit better run back home" in danger, but some are all "aww shit better kick a nigga in the face". I included a little anecdote about how my uncle Jack once straight up killed a guinea pig by kicking him.
But seriously, its funny to rabbits who can relate to it.
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#14 - whycanticaps (11/16/2012) [-]
But then one day, I was wandering around a bandit hideout. I happened to stop for a second and listen to a guy talk. I'd already killed more or less everyone else, and thee wouldnt be anything else of value here, so it wouldnt hurt.
I listened to him say about how he only has one more payment of his bounty, then he'd be a freeman. He said about all the stuff he would do once he's free; go buy a proper place to live, get an actual job, etc.
I stood there, listening to this guy talk about how excited he was for the future. How much he could do. And he seemed so real...
but then I shot an arrow into his head, because he was a bandit, and he would have tried to kill me if he saw me