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#37
- This is the pic of me when in a test I have studied for. …
12/12/2012 on
Class test (description)
+1
#6
- then she realises, Michael is indeed real. but you're not.
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(1 reply)
12/12/2012 on
Conspiracy Keanu
+1
#7
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shashashadow
(12/12/2012)
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yep, that's what happened, you're imagining me too!
#6
- her face movements sync almost perfectly with the song I'm lis…
12/12/2012 on
High school in a nutshell
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#8
- Whenever I watch this scene, I cant help but imagine him think…
12/12/2012 on
Class test (description)
+119
#71
- filipnocd
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12/11/2012 on
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#366
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filipnocd
(12/12/2012)
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You called?
#36
- sometimes, I imagine what it would feel like if I was just bon…
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(10 replies)
12/11/2012 on
2spooky
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#37
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SilentRaver
(12/11/2012)
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I think it helps remind me what I really am every once in while to appreciate life more.
#53
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CrashingSea
(12/11/2012)
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Think of it this way, bones create structure and support while also making movement possible, also muscles create structure and support while also making movement possible. Without one or the other we're useless, it's an amazing concept. We are the most perfect machine out there, which is why I have a problem not believing in creationism to some degree because I can't fathom how all these cells would just "come together" to make organisms with so many different functions.
#134
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jakeattack
(12/11/2012)
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true i see your point. but break it down logically it was not a step from single cells too boom humans.
#144
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CrashingSea
(12/12/2012)
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I know that, but one of the stipulations is that cells come from like cells, meaning brain cells only make brain cells and so on and so forth. Even if it took a long time and path from single cells to organisms, it's still a very unstable one and very fishy how different cell types can come together to form even a small basic organism.
P.S. I'm not trying to be derogatory or negative, or cause trouble or anything, it's just a normal conversation with some thoughts I've had before.
#151
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jakeattack
(12/12/2012)
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yeah and thats why ive wondered that.. but hell im christian but i cannot deny evolution thats a fact, so my point is to focus on the science and only the science for those purposes, but in my own mind i just believe something started all this, because i want to. but im not going to deny proof, it was science first for me, then i came back to religion. but i guess we can marvel at it even in the scientific way how amazing and complex the human body is. in medicine its different from astronomy. all the learning we need is not far away unreachable but right out in front of us. yet we still have tons to learn about the body. although im in love with space medicine also intrigues me
#162
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CrashingSea
(12/12/2012)
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I have to agree with you on that, many people have a hard time believing that because I'm a biology student that I'm also a Christian... I guess it's become something of a stereotype that if you're hardcore into science than you're not into religion but I don't know... I'm not very religious myself but I am a full blown Christian.
#165
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jakeattack
(12/12/2012)
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yeah but wait, do yo mean like you are a christian but you arnt very like devout like going obsessively to church ect? how else would you be a full blown christian but not very religious
#170
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CrashingSea
(12/12/2012)
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I've discovered that churches are some of the most hypocritical sons of bitches out there and so I want nothing to do with most of them but I follow the values of Christianity myself. I believe in Jesus and God, but whenever I read the bible I take it with a grain of salt in some areas because I know of how the churches used to be back in the old days.
Basically I got tired of going to church and seeing these people saying "praise God" and "bless your heart you poor thing, God has changed my life" and then seeing them go out and get piss faced drunk later that night, shooting up, judging EVERYONE behind their backs and just over being douchebags.
Hell even my old preacher was calling Obama all kinds of derogatory things over facebook and to me that's not something a "Christian" would do.
#174
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jakeattack
(12/12/2012)
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well im glad you arent one of them. its just silly how people go off of one line in the bible that says god says being
gay
is a sin, doesnt say he hates them however. but yet jesus tells them soo many times to love everyone equally, yet they go with all this hate, as if it is their right to judge. people can relay be hypocritical
#181
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CrashingSea
(12/12/2012)
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Precisely, as for me, what I say is what I mean, however if I think something negative of somebody they won't know unless they just REALLY piss me off, which my patience is near endless so that never really happens. I AM a nice guy, mostly, and so that's how I act.
As for
gay
s, they're fine to me. Now I mean homosexuals, not the freaking attention seeking fruitcakes, they irritate me, but then again most attention whores do. But most true
gay
people I know aren't all open about it and keep their sex life private. The only other thing I truly dislike are stupid people, which I seem to see too much of as of late.
#8
- guys I dont know how I got to this but today, I fo…
12/10/2012 on
Ignore Hitler Compilation 8
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#133
- oh my god you ******* ************. I legitimately waited …
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(1 reply)
12/10/2012 on
ODDISH
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#152
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takesomemorewater
(12/10/2012)
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im so smrt
Also...I noticed the picture was posted before, but I've had it since the 2. of december, 2012...
#225
- oh okay then
12/10/2012 on
Betrayed by his right hand...
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#223
- you're both the only virgin on FJ? woah...
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(2 replies)
12/10/2012 on
Betrayed by his right hand...
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#224
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itemmaaan
(12/10/2012)
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No
#225
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elkhemist
(12/10/2012)
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oh okay then
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