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elkhemist

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Date Signed Up:11/10/2012
Last Login:12/31/2012
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Comment Thumbs: 1628 total,  1800 ,  172
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:174
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#49 - Britain is just the big island that contains England, Scotland… 12/16/2012 on The smarterest 0
#58 - ....its only gay when the balls touch, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on bro stuff +4
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#90 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
nah thats ok, its only gay if you get semen on each other
#57 - oh thank god. I was beginning to think I was gay ...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on bro stuff +2
#58 - elkhemist (12/15/2012) [-]
....its only gay when the balls touch, right?
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#90 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
nah thats ok, its only gay if you get semen on each other
#9 - woah woah wait people actually... masturbate together?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/15/2012 on bro stuff +47
#50 - garagesale has deleted their comment.
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#24 - shazmothree (12/15/2012) [-]
You've never heard of a circle jerk?
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#13 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
people dont? whats the point of having a bestfriend if you dont fap together
#57 - elkhemist (12/15/2012) [-]
oh thank god. I was beginning to think I was gay...
#58 - elkhemist (12/15/2012) [-]
....its only gay when the balls touch, right?
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#90 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
nah thats ok, its only gay if you get semen on each other
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#12 - CorporalObvious (12/15/2012) [-]
It's not gay if it's a three way.
#140 - vixenmacabre (12/16/2012) [-]
It's only okay in a threeway if there's a honey in the middle for some leeway.

Otherwise you're gay.
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#14 - tombombadil (12/15/2012) [-]
There were only two of them...
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#15 - CorporalObvious (12/15/2012) [-]
I was counting myself too...
#56 - I'm sorry dude. I really didnt think that your comment was tha… 12/15/2012 on I'd pick it too... +3
#1 - >tfw I found out I'm bipolar today >tfw I have to te… 12/14/2012 on Bipolar 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on This is how we die +61
#11 - pbeldin (12/15/2012) [-]
I'll save him sorry for the text
#3 - that guy is holding a kids hand. look at it. … 12/14/2012 on What. What. What. +4
#21 - I read 'apologetic' as 'apocalyptic'. ...kinda changed the… 12/14/2012 on More Punishment is needed! +1
#14 - Honestly, the only reason I managed to ask someone out was whe…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Ask Her Out! +32
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#69 - thedeadlypajamas (12/15/2012) [-]
It's always touching to see cool people on the internet being nice n' stuff.
#63 - sheathedfang (12/15/2012) [-]
This guy.... epic
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#41 - ponyfcker (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but how do i girl?
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#22 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
thank man, im not that bad when it comes to making friends, its just, girls, i cant
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#29 - fosforgasxiii (12/14/2012) [-]
Same here.
#21 - bartdude (12/14/2012) [-]
best advice ive read on this site ever