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elkhemist

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Date Signed Up:11/10/2012
Last Login:12/31/2012
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Comment Thumbs: 1628 total,  1800 ,  172
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:174
FJ Points:1631

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#2453 - man, I cant just give a random comment. I'm gonna give you guy…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy 0
#2455 - elkhemist (12/17/2012) [-]
>feeling like a whore in an orgy
I think I derped up. I'll give another pic because I can
#2461 - elkhemist (12/17/2012) [-]
Check out this cute motherfucker. Look at him. He fucking sticks his little tongue out, the cheeky cunt. Then he fuckin yawns, goddamnit. Its the cutest goddamn thing I have ever seen with my eyes. If you dont think that is the tightest shit, then get out of my face.
#264 - You can have sex, just not watch yourself do it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Birthday milestones +2
#299 - atheistgod (12/17/2012) [-]
Bite the pillow and close your eyes I'm going in dry
#43522 - hey guys, I find it really hard to sound sympathetic... I …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#43529 - SunshineCabbage (12/16/2012) [-]
Well, you must be doing something right if they keep coming to you for help :) So just bear that in mind. I guess it's really down to your own vocabulary. I can blab for motivational type things, but I'm kind of useless when someone's being made to feel like crap. So just try and think of what you'd like somebody to say to you if you were in their shoes.
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#43526 - theantidote (12/16/2012) [-]
Erm, that's a tough one because that is just kinda your dialect, I suppose you could try to comfort them, make sure they know they can talk to you about it.
Not much else I can really think of really, your response is something that is personal to you really
#6 - dude wait wasnt the guy who did the shooting from 4chan? … 12/16/2012 on I give up on humanity 0
#6 - they've actually had to get rid of these guys because so many … 12/16/2012 on Fuckin soldiers these days 0
#11 - >fifth gear >fifth >in the top gear channel …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on fifth gear 0
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#12 - mrkooliscool (12/16/2012) [-]
cuz i hate fifth gear
#1 - this is the best thing I have ever seen.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Ultimate bluff +100
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#12 - thereddevils (12/16/2012) [-]
Then you haven't seen your mom in a chewbacca costume
#14 - iwanttousenumbers (12/16/2012) [-]
#13 - CrazyPsycho (12/16/2012) [-]
No.. you're a bad troll.
#18 - thereddevils (12/16/2012) [-]
Shut up meg..

pic unrelated
#12 - HOLY **** YOUR NAME HAS A SPACE IN IT  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on 4Chan photoshop team +77
#24 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, some of the olderfags have it, is this the first time you've seen one like it?
#543 - I was at a Chinese restaurant last night... ...the last th… 12/16/2012 on potato +1
#29 - dude I'm pretty sure I'm on like, my eight tap from fate. He's… 12/16/2012 on Zen 13 +1