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Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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I think I derped up. I'll give another pic because I can
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Bite the pillow and close your eyes I'm going in dry
- hey guys, I find it really hard to sound sympathetic... I …
Well, you must be doing something right if they keep coming to you for help :) So just bear that in mind. I guess it's really down to your own vocabulary. I can blab for motivational type things, but I'm kind of useless when someone's being made to feel like crap. So just try and think of what you'd like somebody to say to you if you were in their shoes.
Erm, that's a tough one because that is just kinda your dialect, I suppose you could try to comfort them, make sure they know they can talk to you about it.
Not much else I can really think of really, your response is something that is personal to you really
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I give up on humanity
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Fuckin soldiers these days
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cuz i hate fifth gear
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Then you haven't seen your mom in a chewbacca costume
No.. you're a bad
Shut up meg..
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Yeah, some of the olderfags have it, is this the first time you've seen one like it?
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