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#14 - Honestly, the only reason I managed to ask someone out was whe…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2012 on Ask Her Out! +32
User avatar #69 - thedeadlypajamas (12/15/2012) [-]
It's always touching to see cool people on the internet being nice n' stuff.
#63 - sheathedfang (12/15/2012) [-]
This guy.... epic
User avatar #41 - ponyfcker (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but how do i girl?
User avatar #22 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
thank man, im not that bad when it comes to making friends, its just, girls, i cant
User avatar #29 - fosforgasxiii (12/14/2012) [-]
Same here.
#21 - bartdude (12/14/2012) [-]
best advice ive read on this site ever
#37 - This is the pic of me when in a test I have studied for. … 12/12/2012 on Class test (description) +1
#6 - then she realises, Michael is indeed real. but you're not.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Conspiracy Keanu +1
User avatar #7 - shashashadow (12/12/2012) [-]
yep, that's what happened, you're imagining me too!
#6 - her face movements sync almost perfectly with the song I'm lis… 12/12/2012 on High school in a nutshell -1
#8 - Whenever I watch this scene, I cant help but imagine him think… 12/12/2012 on Class test (description) +119
#71 - filipnocd  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on ticolai 0
#366 - filipnocd (12/12/2012) [-]
You called?

#36 - sometimes, I imagine what it would feel like if I was just bon…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/11/2012 on 2spooky 0
User avatar #37 - SilentRaver (12/11/2012) [-]
I think it helps remind me what I really am every once in while to appreciate life more.
User avatar #53 - CrashingSea (12/11/2012) [-]
Think of it this way, bones create structure and support while also making movement possible, also muscles create structure and support while also making movement possible. Without one or the other we're useless, it's an amazing concept. We are the most perfect machine out there, which is why I have a problem not believing in creationism to some degree because I can't fathom how all these cells would just "come together" to make organisms with so many different functions.
#134 - jakeattack (12/11/2012) [-]
true i see your point. but break it down logically it was not a step from single cells too boom humans.
User avatar #144 - CrashingSea (12/12/2012) [-]
I know that, but one of the stipulations is that cells come from like cells, meaning brain cells only make brain cells and so on and so forth. Even if it took a long time and path from single cells to organisms, it's still a very unstable one and very fishy how different cell types can come together to form even a small basic organism.

P.S. I'm not trying to be derogatory or negative, or cause trouble or anything, it's just a normal conversation with some thoughts I've had before.
#151 - jakeattack (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah and thats why ive wondered that.. but hell im christian but i cannot deny evolution thats a fact, so my point is to focus on the science and only the science for those purposes, but in my own mind i just believe something started all this, because i want to. but im not going to deny proof, it was science first for me, then i came back to religion. but i guess we can marvel at it even in the scientific way how amazing and complex the human body is. in medicine its different from astronomy. all the learning we need is not far away unreachable but right out in front of us. yet we still have tons to learn about the body. although im in love with space medicine also intrigues me
User avatar #162 - CrashingSea (12/12/2012) [-]
I have to agree with you on that, many people have a hard time believing that because I'm a biology student that I'm also a Christian... I guess it's become something of a stereotype that if you're hardcore into science than you're not into religion but I don't know... I'm not very religious myself but I am a full blown Christian.
#165 - jakeattack (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah but wait, do yo mean like you are a christian but you arnt very like devout like going obsessively to church ect? how else would you be a full blown christian but not very religious
User avatar #170 - CrashingSea (12/12/2012) [-]
I've discovered that churches are some of the most hypocritical sons of bitches out there and so I want nothing to do with most of them but I follow the values of Christianity myself. I believe in Jesus and God, but whenever I read the bible I take it with a grain of salt in some areas because I know of how the churches used to be back in the old days.

Basically I got tired of going to church and seeing these people saying "praise God" and "bless your heart you poor thing, God has changed my life" and then seeing them go out and get piss faced drunk later that night, shooting up, judging EVERYONE behind their backs and just over being douchebags.

Hell even my old preacher was calling Obama all kinds of derogatory things over facebook and to me that's not something a "Christian" would do.
#174 - jakeattack (12/12/2012) [-]
well im glad you arent one of them. its just silly how people go off of one line in the bible that says god says being gay is a sin, doesnt say he hates them however. but yet jesus tells them soo many times to love everyone equally, yet they go with all this hate, as if it is their right to judge. people can relay be hypocritical
User avatar #181 - CrashingSea (12/12/2012) [-]
Precisely, as for me, what I say is what I mean, however if I think something negative of somebody they won't know unless they just REALLY piss me off, which my patience is near endless so that never really happens. I AM a nice guy, mostly, and so that's how I act.

As for gays, they're fine to me. Now I mean homosexuals, not the freaking attention seeking fruitcakes, they irritate me, but then again most attention whores do. But most true gay people I know aren't all open about it and keep their sex life private. The only other thing I truly dislike are stupid people, which I seem to see too much of as of late.
#8 - guys I dont know how I got to this but today, I fo… 12/10/2012 on Ignore Hitler Compilation 8 0
#133 - oh my god you ******* ************ . …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on ODDISH +3
#152 - takesomemorewater (12/10/2012) [-]
im so smrt

Also...I noticed the picture was posted before, but I've had it since the 2. of december, 2012...
#225 - oh okay then 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... 0
#223 - you're both the only virgin on FJ? woah...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Betrayed by his right hand... +6
#224 - itemmaaan (12/10/2012) [-]
No
#225 - elkhemist (12/10/2012) [-]
oh okay then
#14 - shooting a burglar coming into your home is okay. If there is …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Meanwhile, in Britain +1
User avatar #22 - gladiator (12/09/2012) [-]
really? i thought it was you'd get your ass sued off if you did anything to a burglar...

wouldn't stop me like, if someone breaks in while i'm at home then out comes the sword and off come the fingers...
#12 - I chose the 'resistance to cold' perk when being born, so that… 12/08/2012 on So. I saw this on YouTube +24
#44 - There was a scientific study about what would happen if a dolp…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Context... it's important +5
#47 - crilleballe (12/08/2012) [-]
- In 1994, at a popular vacation spot in Sao Paulo, Brazil, a resident dolphin known for his peculiar friendliness towards female swimmers attacked two human males he apparently considered to be romantic competitors. One of the men died of internal hemorrhaging after being butted by the envious dolphin.
DON'T FUCK WITH DOLPHINS

Source: http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2012/04/when-a-dolphin-loves-a-woman.html
#45 - jamesisawesome (12/08/2012) [-]
Wat
#61 - gothdino (12/08/2012) [-]
Sauce?
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2012) [-]
btoom
#71 - gothdino (12/08/2012) [-]
Thanks anon!
#42 - this seems fake. I can tell by the pixels, and the fact that t… 12/08/2012 on Context... it's important +3
#52 - I typed this to make fun of OP, but seriously a mountain in th… 12/08/2012 on Console Evolution 0
#51 - I must agree with OP here. I mean like, jeez. I even hate Sean…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on Console Evolution +6
#52 - elkhemist (12/08/2012) [-]
I typed this to make fun of OP, but seriously a mountain in the middle of London would be fucking amazing
#100 - I started reading them in a little song... ~cloudy backgro…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on movies +39
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#6 - "had to go through" that can be interpreted many… 12/06/2012 on Breaking Bad +6
#76 - Robert ************* Downer. 12/06/2012 on Blah Motherfuckin Blah 0
#306 - I actually do have a little bit of Psychosis. Good guess. 12/06/2012 on kids choice awards +1
#256 - About two posts before this, I randomly thought "hey, I j…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on kids choice awards +1
User avatar #288 - jeffthellamaking (12/06/2012) [-]
Nope, you're just psychotic.
#306 - elkhemist (12/06/2012) [-]
I actually do have a little bit of Psychosis. Good guess.
#27 - why the **** is this person complaining? Dude…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on The force will be with you. +27
#62 - aerosol (12/06/2012) [-]
It always astonishes me when people freak out about a dark-humored joke. I mean, I know there's a time and place for everything, but jokes are usually told with the intention of lightening the mood or just giving people something to laugh about. Yet, in tense situations, people insist on being serious and stoic even though that's when I would most prefer to find something to be happy about. What sensible person could pass that up?
#76 - I had to go call my friend who is an expert in this gif, and h… 12/06/2012 on Dad, GTF away! +4
#23 - pics or it didnt happen. ...please? 12/05/2012 on Toy-Soldier... +29
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