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#7 - last night, I dreamt that I had to play a prank on my friend a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on true story +9
#9 - olineadi (12/17/2012) [-]
This is the best prank ever.
#18 - >name my son Dickface >giving my wife sex toys in fr… 12/17/2012 on Cool present +6
#17 - well personally, I use that part to tickle my balls as the res… 12/17/2012 on Cool present +1
#2465 - today I ate a waffle 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy -4
#2461 - Check out this cute ************ . Look at him. He… 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy -6
#2455 - >feeling like a whore in an orgy I think I derped up. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy -3
#2461 - elkhemist (12/17/2012) [-]
Check out this cute motherfucker. Look at him. He fucking sticks his little tongue out, the cheeky cunt. Then he fuckin yawns, goddamnit. Its the cutest goddamn thing I have ever seen with my eyes. If you dont think that is the tightest shit, then get out of my face.
#2453 - man, I cant just give a random comment. I'm gonna give you guy…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy 0
#2455 - elkhemist (12/17/2012) [-]
>feeling like a whore in an orgy
I think I derped up. I'll give another pic because I can
#2461 - elkhemist (12/17/2012) [-]
Check out this cute motherfucker. Look at him. He fucking sticks his little tongue out, the cheeky cunt. Then he fuckin yawns, goddamnit. Its the cutest goddamn thing I have ever seen with my eyes. If you dont think that is the tightest shit, then get out of my face.
#264 - You can have sex, just not watch yourself do it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Birthday milestones +2
#299 - atheistgod (12/17/2012) [-]
Bite the pillow and close your eyes I'm going in dry
#43522 - hey guys, I find it really hard to sound sympathetic... I …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #43529 - SunshineCabbage (12/16/2012) [-]
Well, you must be doing something right if they keep coming to you for help :) So just bear that in mind. I guess it's really down to your own vocabulary. I can blab for motivational type things, but I'm kind of useless when someone's being made to feel like crap. So just try and think of what you'd like somebody to say to you if you were in their shoes.
User avatar #43526 - theantidote (12/16/2012) [-]
Erm, that's a tough one because that is just kinda your dialect, I suppose you could try to comfort them, make sure they know they can talk to you about it.
Not much else I can really think of really, your response is something that is personal to you really
#6 - dude wait wasnt the guy who did the shooting from 4chan? … 12/16/2012 on I give up on humanity 0
#6 - they've actually had to get rid of these guys because so many … 12/16/2012 on Fuckin soldiers these days 0
#11 - >fifth gear >fifth >in the top gear channel …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on fifth gear 0
User avatar #12 - mrkooliscool (12/16/2012) [-]
cuz i hate fifth gear
#1 - this is the best thing I have ever seen.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Ultimate bluff +100
User avatar #12 - thereddevils (12/16/2012) [-]
Then you haven't seen your mom in a chewbacca costume
#14 - iwanttousenumbers (12/16/2012) [-]
#13 - CrazyPsycho (12/16/2012) [-]
No.. you're a bad troll.
#18 - thereddevils (12/16/2012) [-]
Shut up meg..

pic unrelated
#12 - HOLY **** YOUR NAME HAS A SPACE IN IT  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on 4Chan photoshop team +77
#24 - anonymous (12/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, some of the olderfags have it, is this the first time you've seen one like it?
#543 - I was at a Chinese restaurant last night... ...the last th… 12/16/2012 on potato +1
#29 - dude I'm pretty sure I'm on like, my eight tap from fate. He's… 12/16/2012 on Zen 13 +1
#49 - Britain is just the big island that contains England, Scotland… 12/16/2012 on The smarterest 0
#58 - ....its only gay when the balls touch, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on bro stuff +4
User avatar #90 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
nah thats ok, its only gay if you get semen on each other
#57 - oh thank god. I was beginning to think I was gay ...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on bro stuff +2
#58 - elkhemist (12/15/2012) [-]
....its only gay when the balls touch, right?
User avatar #90 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
nah thats ok, its only gay if you get semen on each other
#9 - woah woah wait people actually... ********** …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/15/2012 on bro stuff +47
#50 - garagesale has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - shazmothree (12/15/2012) [-]
You've never heard of a circle jerk?
User avatar #13 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
people dont? whats the point of having a bestfriend if you dont fap together
#57 - elkhemist (12/15/2012) [-]
oh thank god. I was beginning to think I was gay...
#58 - elkhemist (12/15/2012) [-]
....its only gay when the balls touch, right?
User avatar #90 - illegalartist (12/15/2012) [-]
nah thats ok, its only gay if you get semen on each other
User avatar #12 - CorporalObvious (12/15/2012) [-]
It's not gay if it's a three way.
#140 - vixenmacabre (12/16/2012) [-]
It's only okay in a threeway if there's a honey in the middle for some leeway.

Otherwise you're gay.
User avatar #14 - tombombadil (12/15/2012) [-]
There were only two of them...
User avatar #15 - CorporalObvious (12/15/2012) [-]
I was counting myself too...
#56 - I'm sorry dude. I really didnt think that your comment was tha… 12/15/2012 on I'd pick it too... +3
#1 - >tfw I found out I'm bipolar today >tfw I have to te… 12/14/2012 on Bipolar 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on This is how we die +61
#11 - pbeldin (12/15/2012) [-]
I'll save him sorry for the text
#3 - that guy is holding a kids hand. look at it. … 12/14/2012 on What. What. What. +4
#21 - I read 'apologetic' as 'apocalyptic'. ...kinda changed the… 12/14/2012 on More Punishment is needed! +1
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