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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Vincent Fappius
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, Gaming PC
Video Games Played: Garry's Mod, TF2, League of Legends, lots of games
X-box Gamertag: Straticaster50
PSN: straticaster50
Interests: Longboarding, video games, music, ska, bass guitar
Date Signed Up:5/18/2011
Last Login:4/20/2013
Location:New Jersey
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1002 total,  1317 ,  315
Comment Thumbs: 6947 total,  9407 ,  2460
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 100 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 101 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:3
Content Views:50859
Times Content Favorited:16 times
Total Comments Made:4907
FJ Points:8361
Favorite Tags: niggersalad (2) | thumb (2) | trolls (2)

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#21 - i love this movie 05/21/2012 on DO WANT! 0
#31 - I can now die happily knowing that my future children will get… 05/21/2012 on toonami is back bitches 0
#29 - YES! 05/21/2012 on toonami is back bitches +2
#125 - I love these, it's excellent. I do have a single suggestion, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2012 on OB's Story pt 3 +5
User avatar #142 - theoriginalbastard (05/21/2012) [-]
I will be going into more detail as the story goes ;)
#140 - they're more like aborigian or however you spell it. but they … 05/21/2012 on Politically Incorrect Aang +2
#230 - i don't mind mac miller as an actual rapper (though i dont lik… 05/21/2012 on burnt, bitch +2
#226 - hate his eyebrows, there so girly and feminine  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2012 on burnt, bitch +1
User avatar #229 - urmothersass (05/21/2012) [-]
thank you atleast you backed up the hate.
User avatar #230 - elitetroll (05/21/2012) [-]
i don't mind mac miller as an actual rapper (though i dont like him much) but his FUCKING eyebrowss... bring me the rage of a thousand angry black men
#29 - Geralt of Rivia from Witcher 2 and Niko Bellic?.... this is no… 05/21/2012 on admit it 0
#13 - **** combos 05/21/2012 on Rustled MY CABBAGES -4
#12 - yup, an earthbender, then a firebender 05/21/2012 on Rustled MY CABBAGES 0
#29 - mfw ive watched a ton of episodes today and now im feeling all… 05/21/2012 on Dear Sister +5
#28 - I JUST WATCHED THIS EPISODE TODAY!!! I LOVE YOU OP  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2012 on Dear Sister +138
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2012) [-]
omfg what is that from? fucking hilarious
#351 - **elitetroll rolls 61** ya know, after getting to know your … 05/21/2012 on Well shit +1
#398 - my internet used to average 150 KB/s. now i pay a *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us 0
#409 - Xepheros (05/20/2012) [-]
The ISPs are generally insane trolls of dishonest marketing. They promised -up- to 1.1mb/s average. That means that it is likely that 1.1mb/s is the highest you'll ever achieve with that line. Ever. In your lifetime, and that of your childrens. Fucking dishonest pricks those ISPs.

On topic: I generally get 1.2-1.6mb/s on piratebay torrents. Generally up to 2mb/s on private trackers with decent seeds.
#58 - so is mine, and the other one is dying of cancer... i feel you man  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Good Guy Grandpa +1
#68 - clevernameguy (05/20/2012) [-]
This whole page just got really fucking sad.
#82 - Xepheros (05/21/2012) [-]
Justly so. My maternal grandparents fled the winter war (when russia invaded finland, the war where Simo "The White Death" did his badassery, but back to the story) when they were both teenagers, and came to Sweden as refugees. They didn't know eachother at the time, but they got placed in the same family for living and work.

They fell in love quite quickly, as they were two of the only 4-5 refugees in that particular home. It was a farm, I recall. They instantly bonded with everyone there and they were a close-knit bunch for life. But back to the point.

My grandparents fell in love at 15-18, as refugees from the war. They had seen death and destruction all around them. My grandmother died four years ago off a brain hemorrage, and she'd been living off borrowed time for all of my 14 years of life up until that point. It was the second she had, the first being around my birth. I got to know her off borrowed time indeed. And after she died, my grandfather died due to overwhelming depression from losing the love of his life, a year later.

The most depressing about my grandmother dying was that she died on my 15th birthday, but thankfully I had seen her the day before...

This tale is the greatest story I've ever been told. I am 18 years old now, and I still cry when I think about it. It is simply amazing. It is bittersweet how tragic yet poetic their lives were, from teenagers and into the grave with a 50 or so years marriage in between. They survived bombs and angry russians, and through it found eachother. And they lived with eachother. They loved eachother. And they loved to live because they had eachother.

OP doesn't deserve to be someone's grandchild, if he is ungrateful for the poetic behind all stories and wisdom our elderly carry. Admittedly, not everyone lived as beautifully as my grandparents did, but everyone has stories to tell. It is the job of us, the grandchildren, or even just children, to listen to them. Cherish every moment you have.
#84 - Xepheros (05/21/2012) [-]
Err, chronological continuity goofs. Must've been my 14th birthday, not 15th. Sorry about that.
#355 - best i've ever gotten is 1.5 MB/s.... old bitch share some internets  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2012 on A Goddess among us 0
User avatar #381 - grantika (05/20/2012) [-]
Downloading, my average is 623 kb/s
#403 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/20/2012) [-]
Same here. But it cuts down to 130-200 if I open my internet browser.
User avatar #398 - elitetroll (05/20/2012) [-]
my internet used to average 150 KB/s. now i pay a fuckton more money for internet that stays at 1.1mb/s average, but frustratingly shuts down all the fucking time, gets reset, and other fuckups. I don't get it.
#409 - Xepheros (05/20/2012) [-]
The ISPs are generally insane trolls of dishonest marketing. They promised -up- to 1.1mb/s average. That means that it is likely that 1.1mb/s is the highest you'll ever achieve with that line. Ever. In your lifetime, and that of your childrens. Fucking dishonest pricks those ISPs.

On topic: I generally get 1.2-1.6mb/s on piratebay torrents. Generally up to 2mb/s on private trackers with decent seeds.
#383 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/20/2012) [-]
I get 16.25
#223 - if you have more than one child with you, choose your favorite 05/20/2012 on Kulula Airways long but... 0
#179 - *Ba Dum Ts* 05/20/2012 on Toys 0
#49 - this is pretty good. If you ever do write a book, please add m… 05/20/2012 on OB's Story pt 2 +2
#19 - wat tha **** ? allofmywhat. 05/20/2012 on Brothers till the end +2
#175 - **elitetroll rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on Fix That Shit 0
#183 - noodlyappendage (05/20/2012) [-]
#158 - you just made me lol so hard ohmygod..... also i meant the dr…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Toys 0
#178 - thecrakasmaker (05/20/2012) [-]
Ha your keyboard is sticky from Arnold Palmer
User avatar #179 - elitetroll (05/20/2012) [-]
*Ba Dum Ts*
#402 - goddammit, WHAT ANIME IS THE GIF FROM  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on Helium 0
#408 - therightarsecheat (05/20/2012) [-]
fuck if I know
#385 - i meant what is that gif from?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Helium 0
User avatar #397 - therightarsecheat (05/20/2012) [-]
its from funnyjunk, from when, this one time, someone screencapped a thread from /b/
User avatar #402 - elitetroll (05/20/2012) [-]
goddammit, WHAT ANIME IS THE GIF FROM
#408 - therightarsecheat (05/20/2012) [-]
fuck if I know
#155 - **** i just spewed arnold palmer all over my keyb…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Toys +1
#157 - jimothylivesforevz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - elitetroll (05/20/2012) [-]
you just made me lol so hard ohmygod..... also i meant the drink......
gah fuck now my keyboard is sticky from all that iced tea
#178 - thecrakasmaker (05/20/2012) [-]
Ha your keyboard is sticky from Arnold Palmer
User avatar #179 - elitetroll (05/20/2012) [-]
*Ba Dum Ts*

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#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled user citrusmath **
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
i have your address
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #31 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 83**
User avatar #30 - desmondaltairezio (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 28**
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User avatar #17 - unncommon ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
Oh **** ! You've got a sublime album as your profile pic! You're my friend now.
User avatar #18 to #21 - elitetroll (07/06/2012) [-]
oh **** ! i do!
User avatar #19 to #22 - unncommon ONLINE (07/06/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #15 - mrnomnomnom (06/29/2012) [-]
Hi, I'm not friends with you or anything, but I just wanted to say that I like your profile pic :)
User avatar #16 to #19 - elitetroll (06/30/2012) [-]
thanks, i get that alot
User avatar #10 - corkscrew (03/26/2012) [-]
He blocked me, I can't post anything
User avatar #11 to #14 - elitetroll (03/26/2012) [-]
aww shucks
User avatar #12 to #15 - corkscrew (03/26/2012) [-]
it was fun while it lasted
User avatar #13 to #16 - elitetroll (03/26/2012) [-]
haha yeah u should make another account and find a dogfitgh vid on utube and post it and link it on his post
User avatar #14 to #17 - corkscrew (03/26/2012) [-]
The account would be banned so damn fast
User avatar #8 - drdemennto (03/18/2012) [-]
What thisitesux said.
User avatar #9 to #12 - elitetroll (03/18/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #6 - thisitesux (03/01/2012) [-]
nice sublime avatar :D
User avatar #7 to #10 - elitetroll (03/01/2012) [-]
yay :D
#5 - Stackman (12/07/2011) [-]
One photoshop for you.
User avatar #4 - thatcrazyperson (09/17/2011) [-]
**thatcrazyperson rolled user thebender **

You have just been murdered.
Kill cake user rolled above by posting this on their page, cupcakes you will get your soul back cupcakes revive.

Until you post this, you will be forced to listen to Justin Bieber forever in hell.
User avatar #1 - Merde (09/13/2011) [-]
I ROLLED YOUR USERNAME I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE D:
User avatar #2 to #4 - elitetroll (09/14/2011) [-]
I DONT KNOW YOU EITHER
User avatar #3 to #5 - Merde (09/14/2011) [-]
**Merde rolled user jackiespicer** NEXT TARGET
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