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Age: 20
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Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:7/12/2014
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    My whole life is a lie My whole life is a lie
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    Clever title Clever title
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    Hmmm Hmmm
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    Bronies.... Bronies....
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    Feels so good Feels so good
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#35 - Videl? 12 hours ago on Kitty? +1
#153 - Actually I was talking about them both, but now i see what you… 07/09/2014 on 'Merica 0
#152 - Comment deleted 07/09/2014 on 'Merica 0
#24 - Horrible trigger dicipline  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2014 on 'Merica +1
User avatar #31 - xxhunterxx (07/09/2014) [-]
I thought so too but if you look closely she is actually gripping the weapon with all four fingers, none near the trigger guard/trigger
User avatar #33 - oosime (07/09/2014) [-]
i think he means the other lady.
User avatar #34 - xxhunterxx (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah but she's an extremist so it doesn't really matter
User avatar #153 - elitelizard (07/09/2014) [-]
Actually I was talking about them both, but now i see what you mean on the first one, thanks.
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#796 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself +2
#4543 - **elitelizard rolls 395,770,376** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#4367 - **elitelizard rolled user snowshark ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#867 - male, yes. and I have 06/27/2014 on Would you? 0
#133 - It's official there is nothing on the internet I won't … 02/10/2014 on Sexual Blush 0
#177 - right cause the infantry has never done some stupid ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military... +1
User avatar #184 - clannadqs (02/07/2014) [-]
>"Almost every"

Never said we don't do stupid shit, but when I said," moto/stupid shit" I'm referring to retards wearing uniforms to class, getting retarded boot tattoos, and just being stupid in public.

"90% of bad news about the military is about the infantry"

Yeah, because we have to deal with combat and the rules of war at the same time unlike POGs who just jack off in the FOB. If a POG makes it on the news for messing up during a deployment then they SERIOUSLY fucked up.

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