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#614 - lol 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#153 - **elephantxmaster rolled a random image posted in comment #1… 11/05/2013 on CARNAGE +1
#64 - the first thing you described was telepathy, not telekinesis  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2013 on The Greatest Thing I Ever Read +4
User avatar #88 - witislimited (09/08/2013) [-]
True, but telepathy could extend from telekinesis. Thoughts are just electrical signals running through the brain- still electrons, which could still be read and moved. However, the necessity of the comprehension of every synapse makes this method extremely ineffective for a slow, distracted human brain. Still, similar to how scientists invent new technology and bring to light new knowledge, there is likely a better way still possible with telekinesis.
#158 - blackrookfiend (09/09/2013) [-]
There's really no point in going this far, as if you were to say that a being would have a mastery of telekinesis of this magnitude, they might as well be a god anyway.

Which just makes them the phoenix. You know, arguably the most powerful Marvel creation ever. So honestly, not really that original of an idea. Jean Grey was a powerful mutant for a reason.
User avatar #67 - Saeka (09/08/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#55 - actually that's blood  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2013 on CS Logic +17
User avatar #56 - undeadwill (08/25/2013) [-]
What game.
#59 - rsrobert (08/25/2013) [-]
Half-Life 3
User avatar #61 - undeadwill (08/25/2013) [-]
You mean battle toads

how do you dun goof that bad?
#101 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
The picture even says CS :ARMYGUY: GO...put 1 and 1 together and you get CounterStrike Armydudewithgun Global Offensive
#43 - [SPOILER ALERT] she is actually a white martian 07/08/2013 on Batman Doesn't Do Hugs 0
#63 - in terms of origins and characteristics, iron man and batman a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Inception Rises +2
#69 - crazyllamax (06/29/2013) [-]
Bruce was a child who lost his parents at a young age, traumatizing him to the point that he dedicated his life to ridding Gotham of what took his parents.

Tony was billionare playboy who was unfortunately captured by enemy forces and made to see the horrors of war, leading him to develop a non-lethal way to combat war.

The only similarities between Bruce and Tony is the actual Billionare status.

I say Moonknight is the Marvel Batman because of their way of fighting. Moonknight (while crazy) believes in justice, he fights with moon paraphernalia, much like Batman's Bat themed arsenal. They both are highly skilled relying on their fighting ability and gadgets. While yes, they are not perfect matches, I'd say that Moonknight and Batman have more in common than Tony and Bruce.
#32 - it's a deathclaw combined with a cazador by the look of it  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Shut up and take my... +1
#62 - hazardpay (06/09/2013) [-]
It's a bicycle of nightmares riding into my ass is what it is
#28 - is it just me, or do all these jesuses look like brad pitt? 06/08/2013 on Jesus +1
#18 - blammamatazz 06/06/2013 on Ah gravity 0
#39 - anyone have a link to this performance?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on How i play Assassins Creed. 0
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User avatar #1 - mxl (10/15/2011) [-]
OMG are you brodie smith?
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