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#10 - I thought it was Korean  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Because Japan +4
User avatar #44 - professionalfeeder (09/20/2014) [-]
shhh there's only asian in asia
#159 - They may be on to something. Remember when they used the Drago… 08/31/2014 on Tumblrerism Anything and... 0
#102 - I think 1 korean guy has 220 08/30/2014 on Fedoreo 0
#18 - Payday 2 08/25/2014 on The whole gang is here +1
#15 - Dude, for real. Get it on PC. It's really good.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2014 on The whole gang is here +9
User avatar #17 - connorjay (08/25/2014) [-]
My PC is shit unfortunately, what's it called? Payback or something?
User avatar #45 - gatodelfuego (08/25/2014) [-]
If your PC can't handle it, then DONT get it. It's surprisingly taxing-ish on computers, and DO NOT get it for console.

It's not impossible to run on computers, but the requirements rule out intel graphics. You can play it with a special file to download, but the studio wasn't big enough to include all the graphics families. It's still a fun game with randoms online, though.
User avatar #43 - vileinsect (08/25/2014) [-]
i really suggest you not to get it. i bought it, i PO it. it really is disappointment. not sure about the new patches but it is huge disappointment, totally like somekind of MMORPG. most of the time you do is doing 2 job back then, stole a jewelry or blow up a night club with saw/c4. mostly just do the 2-3minute job thingy. really quite disappointing.....
#54 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
You obviously have not played it recently then. If you put it on Deathwish, nothing is easy. And many of those shortcuts that existed early are long gone.
User avatar #18 - eldinarcus (08/25/2014) [-]
Payday 2
#33 - I want to have sex with guy 4's legs. 08/25/2014 on Workout Fails 5 0
#113 - >Take out a switchblade and slice it up into little bits … 08/25/2014 on Cringe comp P.12 0
#58 - Sometimes I think people on Funnyjunk are legitimate pedophiles. 08/25/2014 on They grow up so fast +10
#150 - I have both, haven't played Thief yet though. But I've played … 08/19/2014 on Everything went better than... 0
#28 - Yeah, it's actually closer to 11 minutes on average.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
User avatar #30 - kushcopter (08/16/2014) [-]
Just because the is not in play doesn't mean that there is no action. Pre-Snap reads and defensive adjustments are just as in important in the game.
#89 - plaguehammer (08/17/2014) [-]
it's lame, at least basketball is 60 minutes of actual play, and football is 90 minutes of actual play. how can a game last 2 hours if theres only 12 minutes of play?
User avatar #90 - kushcopter (08/17/2014) [-]
Well basketball is only 48 minutes of play in the NBA and 40 in college. I think baseball is the worst spectator sport.
#91 - plaguehammer (08/17/2014) [-]
isnt it 4 quarters of 15 minutes? sorry im not very knowledgeable, I only watch football(soccer) ^^
User avatar #93 - kushcopter (08/17/2014) [-]
No its 4 of 12 in the NBA 2 halves of 20 in college and 4 of 10 in international.
#27 - My hometown's team. 08/11/2014 on Australian sport star 0
#22 - Forgot to log in, I don't care if people thumb me down, it's true. 08/09/2014 on marriage man... 0
#2 - He's the oldest person in the world, so that means nobody in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Oldest person alive +94
User avatar #11 - OOOnelsonOOO (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - zaxzwim (08/09/2014) [-]
ahh, ok thanks
#8 - It's smoother than real life. 08/09/2014 on So clean... +2
#7 - I typically find it's the dumb white hoes that get knocked up … 08/05/2014 on i needed to vent this 0
#839 - You look like NightmareRH, get off Runescape. 08/05/2014 on What do people assume about... 0
#3 - Both are equally bad.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Can't deny that. -3
#5 - wwkybobo (08/03/2014) [-]
See, you say that, but you're wrong. You can have an opinion on a game, and not enjoy it. But to say that Dota, and League are bad, is just not true.Why would millions of people would play a game that's bad? Like I said, if you don't like it, it doesnt mean the game is obsolete, and therefore, bad, it just means you dont like it.
Shit I dont like anime, that doesnt mean it's bad, it just means I dont like it.
User avatar #15 - Zedotelhado (08/03/2014) [-]
Son, imagine you're at a buffet of 100 people (You're #101).

There's 95 people eating a big ol'hunk of shit. And there's 5 eating the filét mignon.

Just because there's a lot of people eating shit, doesn't mean it magically stops being shit.
User avatar #21 - wwkybobo (08/03/2014) [-]
95 people may enjoy that hunk of shit. You dont like it, and you see it as a hunk of shit, and thats ok. But just because you see it as a hunk of shit, doesn't make it one.
#14 - buffalogriller (08/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, saying something is bad is just an opinion. Niki minaj is a shitty musician, imo, and millions of people listen to that crap don't make my opinion invalid.
#10 - anon (08/03/2014) [-]
>Why would millions of people play a bad game.
Because they enjoy shitty games that play out pretty much exactly the same, every time. Obviously.
User avatar #18 - mitchmack (08/03/2014) [-]
So you are saying that nearly all sports, video games and board games are shit.

Play a game more than once, its repeating it, no matter what game it is.
#86 - Yes, it the hormones weakens them, but look at his build. He h… 07/25/2014 on inb4 tumblrfags 0
#45 - This Dudechick still has a **** tonne of Testosterone i…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on inb4 tumblrfags +7
#79 - luderudecrude (07/25/2014) [-]
You have no idea what the hormones they take do to their bodies. It weakens their skeletal structure, and blocks testosterone. I know I am in for a sea of red thumbs here, but I dated a transwoman once and got a crash course in what her body was going through, and btw, Mitrione is most likely wrong, she wouldn't likely be chromosomally a male. Most transgendered peoples chromosomes actually match the gender they desire to be, not the one they were born as, or are XXY. Either way their genitalia is technically, a birth defect as it should have been, according to their DNA, the other way
User avatar #86 - eldinarcus (07/25/2014) [-]
Yes, it the hormones weakens them, but look at his build. He has irreversible "side effects" of testosterone.
#65 - needy (07/25/2014) [-]
Usually people who have these kinds of surgeries take hormone supplements. That's why a lot of traps look a lot like chicks; the hormones alter their appearance and behavior. Just saying.
#14 - Looks like he's playing too much Payday. 07/24/2014 on He Has Everything He Needs +1
#112 - Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple **** spreading across your… 07/24/2014 on Elsa is asian 0
#4 - Scooters. 07/24/2014 on Painful childhood 0
#45 - Not trying to be a corny faggot, but she does look better with…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Elsa is asian -1
#92 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
your not corny just a white-knight-complexed fa­ggot
User avatar #112 - eldinarcus (07/24/2014) [-]
Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple shit spreading across your face doesn't look nice. I still like make up but not a bunch of colorful shit around the eyes.
#16 - Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep h… 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#14 - A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.


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User avatar #7 - eldinarcus (10/26/2012) [-]
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