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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
Last Login:3/02/2016
Location:South Africa
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#200 - huh? I'm saying Latinas are better than brown asians, not that…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Western women feel... 0
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#201 - danmegaflakes (03/18/2015) [-]
I see some chink
#195 - I'm a retard and forgot to log in.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Western women feel... 0
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#199 - danmegaflakes (03/18/2015) [-]
Brown Asians aren't necessarily latins
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#200 - eldinarcus (03/18/2015) [-]
huh? I'm saying Latinas are better than brown asians, not that they are brown asians. Is the girl in that pic a latina or something?
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#201 - danmegaflakes (03/18/2015) [-]
I see some chink
#174 - Runescape, World of Warcraft, or Starcraft 2 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#27 - Nah, you could get out, now imagine having your hands and feet…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on when you balls deep -1
#32 - panconcaca (03/18/2015) [-]
Then just fucking toss me into a river or the ocean, it'd be the same shit.
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#36 - thefates (03/18/2015) [-]
A good swimmer can swim with bound hands and feet. Simply use butterfly kick and flip yourself over in the water to breath.
If you were weighted though...
#38 - You know what they say about assumptions.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on AMEN 0
#39 - anon (03/13/2015) [-]
They make an ASS of U and MPTIONS?
#1273 - My initials too yo. 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
#30 - It's probably because saying "horrible freaks with brown …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#31 - gittons (02/13/2015) [-]
so why not make them have flesh color not brown?
#281758 - Just some weird and handsome guy talking on the internet. 01/26/2015 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
#281257 - This song is diggy yo. 01/26/2015 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
#66 - you don't wanna get it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#63 - jk yo.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
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#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#62 - am I going to jail now?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss +1
#64 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
yes
#60 - oooo, gettin it in.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
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#63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
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#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#57 - Who wouldn't **** ariana grande?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss +1
#59 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
Keep saying things like that....
#62 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
am I going to jail now?
#64 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
yes
#55 - Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
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#58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
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#60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
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#63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
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#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#53 - Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's b…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
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#54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
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#55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
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#58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar
#60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
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#63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
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#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#50 - I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
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#51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
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#53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
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#54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
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#55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
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#58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar
#60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
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#63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar
#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#48 - lol, yeah wrong reply, that almost made you look like a creep …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
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#49 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah.

I noticed.
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#50 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to be sensual, like it's a really badly acted porn movie.
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#51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
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#53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
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#54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
User avatar
#55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
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#58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar
#60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
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#63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar
#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#45 - I'd still **** her, but seeing her try and be an 8 year old ma…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss +6
#56 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
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#57 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't fuck ariana grande?
#59 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
Keep saying things like that....
#62 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
am I going to jail now?
#64 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
yes
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#47 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Errm, I meant to reply to your other reply.
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#46 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
That's why I think it is so cute, it reminds of my lil sis. As if she's impersonating her.
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#48 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
lol, yeah wrong reply, that almost made you look like a creep ass pedophile.
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#49 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah.

I noticed.
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#50 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to be sensual, like it's a really badly acted porn movie.
User avatar
#51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
User avatar
#53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
User avatar
#54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
User avatar
#55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
User avatar
#58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar
#60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
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#63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar
#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#44 - Ahh nah man, seeing her put on that fake laugh and fake voice … 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
#41 - Holy ****, that's actually really cringey to watch. Kill me now plz.  [+] (24 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss +6
#43 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Honest opinion?

I think it's pretty cute.
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#45 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'd still fuck her, but seeing her try and be an 8 year old makes me want to kill myself.
#56 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
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#57 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't fuck ariana grande?
#59 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
Keep saying things like that....
#62 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
am I going to jail now?
#64 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
yes
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#47 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Errm, I meant to reply to your other reply.
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#46 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
That's why I think it is so cute, it reminds of my lil sis. As if she's impersonating her.
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#48 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
lol, yeah wrong reply, that almost made you look like a creep ass pedophile.
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#49 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah.

I noticed.
User avatar
#50 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to be sensual, like it's a really badly acted porn movie.
User avatar
#51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
User avatar
#53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
User avatar
#54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
User avatar
#55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
User avatar
#58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar
#60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
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#63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
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#65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar
#66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
User avatar
#44 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Ahh nah man, seeing her put on that fake laugh and fake voice makes me really embarassed for some reason.
#118 - That's a highly underrated pun you got there. 01/11/2015 on Facts +1
#35 - Honestly, they try to do this corny **** with their mouth that… 01/10/2015 on wen the ku$h 2 d^nk 0
#7 - All dogs are ****, they ******* poop everywhere and smell like…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2015 on They're not dangerous -6
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#20 - minorian (01/10/2015) [-]
That would actually be cats. Dogs naturally want to shit away from the place they sleep and eat (your home), while cats use shit as territory markers
#14 - sequencefour (01/10/2015) [-]
Have you ever had a cat? They shit exactly where they want. Which, granted, happens to be hidden away behind some furniture or buried in the laundry or something like that. Though that is hardly a good thing
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#40 - wertologist (01/10/2015) [-]
My cat has never shit inside. He always went outside. My brother's dog on the other hand always went inside. He only ever shit outside if you locked him out long enough.
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#11 - mitchthehugeman (01/10/2015) [-]
But kids poop everywhere and smell like ass too.
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#8 - katarinaismywaifu (01/10/2015) [-]
>Fish

Just change the water and it's k
#12 - I thought he had a pet koala that broke that strap on the fron… 01/10/2015 on grand theft koala 0
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