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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:South Africa
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Comment Ranking:#12647
Highest Comment Rank:#2290
Comment Thumbs: 3121 total,  5397 ,  2276
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:1256
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#44 - Day9 is my favourite comedian too.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Let's do this again... +1
User avatar #58 - adu (05/17/2014) [-]
He's a bretty funni gai.
#12 - I actually really like Arctic Monkeys. 05/17/2014 on Arctic Monkey +43
#167 - Except Mercader is honestly a bad player, like 1800 rating. Wo… 05/12/2014 on No Homo 0
#125 - Woundman is ******* crazy lol  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2014 on No Homo -1
User avatar #150 - fagnut (05/10/2014) [-]
But he somehow still has many viewers... i prefer mercader though.
User avatar #167 - eldinarcus (05/12/2014) [-]
Except Mercader is honestly a bad player, like 1800 rating. Woundman was the best with 3k rating at one point.
User avatar #127 - ariscorp (05/10/2014) [-]
use the shovel
#138 - dehnoobshow (05/10/2014) [-]
Got it.
#110 - As long as Falco is in it, I don't give a **** ab… 05/05/2014 on A Challenger Doesn't Appear 0
#7 - sticky this broom up my ass pls. 05/04/2014 on (untitled) -1
#216 - You actually go for waist. You go for legs if you want to trip…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... 0
User avatar #217 - yesrilo (05/01/2014) [-]
waist/legs - you go to take the man down and 80% of the time that is with the legs due to it being impossible to stand when someone is putting force on your legs
#13 - There are a lot of us lol. 04/27/2014 on omegle +6
#4 - Anything more than a handful is a waste.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on omegle 0
User avatar #10 - footballmaniac (04/27/2014) [-]
You must be joking. Never thought I'd see the day where someone would actually prefer small boobs.
User avatar #13 - eldinarcus (04/27/2014) [-]
There are a lot of us lol.
#59 - Female sports athletes have already plateaued. They thought wh… 04/26/2014 on such spinage 0
#13 - I'm jealous of that finger. 04/26/2014 on Tickle... +4
#14 - Everyone in the comments is pretending to be sherlock holmes.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on The coolest of cool 0
#16 - halloweenwillcome (04/21/2014) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled image** Fock dat, I'll just put a straw in that bottle and cool that thing up!!!
#15 - mastercolossus (04/21/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image** elemantary my dear watson(eldinarcus)
#4 - Women's love for money can't be faked.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Rock that Obo! +4
#7 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Everybody's***
Nothing better than a nice paycheck.
#35 - ohhhhhh, thanks for explaining the content to me. 04/20/2014 on Heels here! 0
#56 - Sounds like your friends are Kenny and Spenny. 04/20/2014 on Peer Pressure 0
#26 - tits 04/18/2014 on t-shirt powers +1
#5 - Tumblr gives me cancer.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2014 on He just did +16
#21 - baogames has deleted their comment.
#15 - amusingusername (04/19/2014) [-]
I hope you get well soon
User avatar #13 - stupro (04/19/2014) [-]
That statement is cancer.
User avatar #7 - jamieswhiteshirt (04/18/2014) [-]
And these circlejerk comments about tumblr giving you cancer are giving me cancer.
They produce a quarter of the content on FunnyJunk and I haven't hear of anyone contracting cancer yet.
#3 - Comment deleted 04/18/2014 on I'm sorry. 0
#4 - Does it look like a giant breathing fish on the hill behind th… 04/17/2014 on how unfortunate 0
#10 - Gross, the marshmallow things don't taste good.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on (you're welcome) 0
User avatar #20 - ilbacondeity (04/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't really like them either honestly.
#37 - Yeah, I know it's insanely unlikely lol. But my whole point ri… 04/16/2014 on Don't mind me, just fishing... 0
#35 - What if Zezima gets 5,200,000,000 exp before anyone else?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Don't mind me, just fishing... 0
#36 - riayl (04/16/2014) [-]
Impossible. Zezima only has 200mil in four skills (the easy ones: Cooking, Fletching, Dung, etc.) while many other people have 200mil in over 10 skills.

And even if Zezima were to get 200mil in each skill, he still wouldn't be top, because most likely someone else will have reached that goal and secured first place on the total level/exp leader boards.
User avatar #37 - eldinarcus (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know it's insanely unlikely lol. But my whole point right from the beginning was that nobody has 200m exp in everything and he could be number 1 if nobody else tried and if he nolifed.
#33 - Yeah, I know. But S U O M I quit and he can still get rank 1 o…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Don't mind me, just fishing... 0
#34 - riayl (04/16/2014) [-]
Except that you're not quite understanding how the ranking system works for 200mil exp. Once you get 200mil, you can't be passed on the leader board. For example, if S U O M I is, say, 50th in the world to get 200mil exp in Attack, then his rank there will never change unless people above him have their accounts deleted, or the exp system is extended past 200mil.

Now as for total exp, Zezima would have to have 200mil in 25 different skills to match S U O M I's 5B+ exp. And that's assuming all the other people working towards that 5 billion aren't making progress the same time as Zezima, who hasn't really aimed for any 200mils, just first 99 Slayer, and some max total levels.

<---S U O M I's face when Zezima gets 200mil in a skill.
User avatar #35 - eldinarcus (04/16/2014) [-]
What if Zezima gets 5,200,000,000 exp before anyone else?
#36 - riayl (04/16/2014) [-]
Impossible. Zezima only has 200mil in four skills (the easy ones: Cooking, Fletching, Dung, etc.) while many other people have 200mil in over 10 skills.

And even if Zezima were to get 200mil in each skill, he still wouldn't be top, because most likely someone else will have reached that goal and secured first place on the total level/exp leader boards.
User avatar #37 - eldinarcus (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know it's insanely unlikely lol. But my whole point right from the beginning was that nobody has 200m exp in everything and he could be number 1 if nobody else tried and if he nolifed.
#25 - Are we talking about the same person lol? Zezima is a dude.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Don't mind me, just fishing... +2
User avatar #26 - koolmanchris (04/15/2014) [-]
no zezima is a girl my cousin lol
#27 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
zezima is a guy and he's married
#23 - Zezima still plays to this day, he's like rank 120ish atm. I j…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Don't mind me, just fishing... 0
#29 - riayl (04/15/2014) [-]
It's near physically impossible. S U O M I has 200 million xp (i.e. max possible) in every skill except Divination. He has over 5 Billion total experience. And with the way the high scores work, once someone gets 200 mil xp in a skill, the rank then refers to the date on which that player reached max xp.
User avatar #33 - eldinarcus (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. But S U O M I quit and he can still get rank 1 overall if he gets 200m divination and everything else lol. He just has to watch out for the other dudes that are up there.
#34 - riayl (04/16/2014) [-]
Except that you're not quite understanding how the ranking system works for 200mil exp. Once you get 200mil, you can't be passed on the leader board. For example, if S U O M I is, say, 50th in the world to get 200mil exp in Attack, then his rank there will never change unless people above him have their accounts deleted, or the exp system is extended past 200mil.

Now as for total exp, Zezima would have to have 200mil in 25 different skills to match S U O M I's 5B+ exp. And that's assuming all the other people working towards that 5 billion aren't making progress the same time as Zezima, who hasn't really aimed for any 200mils, just first 99 Slayer, and some max total levels.

<---S U O M I's face when Zezima gets 200mil in a skill.
User avatar #35 - eldinarcus (04/16/2014) [-]
What if Zezima gets 5,200,000,000 exp before anyone else?
#36 - riayl (04/16/2014) [-]
Impossible. Zezima only has 200mil in four skills (the easy ones: Cooking, Fletching, Dung, etc.) while many other people have 200mil in over 10 skills.

And even if Zezima were to get 200mil in each skill, he still wouldn't be top, because most likely someone else will have reached that goal and secured first place on the total level/exp leader boards.
User avatar #37 - eldinarcus (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know it's insanely unlikely lol. But my whole point right from the beginning was that nobody has 200m exp in everything and he could be number 1 if nobody else tried and if he nolifed.
User avatar #24 - koolmanchris (04/15/2014) [-]
Zezi is my cousin she rocks lol
User avatar #25 - eldinarcus (04/15/2014) [-]
Are we talking about the same person lol? Zezima is a dude.
User avatar #26 - koolmanchris (04/15/2014) [-]
no zezima is a girl my cousin lol
#27 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
zezima is a guy and he's married
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User avatar #7 - eldinarcus (10/26/2012) [-]
almond **** cake
#5 - broskidoo (10/26/2012) [-]
PTRPTRPTRPTRPTRPTPRTPRPTRPTPRTPRTPRPTPRTPTR
#6 to #5 - broskidoo (10/26/2012) [-]
Look at me right in the eyes and tell me you don't want to crit some ****** for 170k with a frost bomb.
User avatar #4 - virginmaker (02/07/2012) [-]
Friend of a friend!
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