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eldinarcus

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:South Africa
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#50 - I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
User avatar #51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
User avatar #53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
User avatar #54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
User avatar #55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
User avatar #58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar #60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
User avatar #65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar #66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#48 - lol, yeah wrong reply, that almost made you look like a creep …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
User avatar #49 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah.

I noticed.
User avatar #50 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to be sensual, like it's a really badly acted porn movie.
User avatar #51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
User avatar #53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
User avatar #54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
User avatar #55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
User avatar #58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar #60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
User avatar #65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar #66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#45 - I'd still **** her, but seeing her try and be an 8 year…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss +6
#56 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #57 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't fuck ariana grande?
#59 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
Keep saying things like that....
#62 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
am I going to jail now?
#64 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #47 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Errm, I meant to reply to your other reply.
User avatar #46 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
That's why I think it is so cute, it reminds of my lil sis. As if she's impersonating her.
User avatar #48 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
lol, yeah wrong reply, that almost made you look like a creep ass pedophile.
User avatar #49 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah.

I noticed.
User avatar #50 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to be sensual, like it's a really badly acted porn movie.
User avatar #51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
User avatar #53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
User avatar #54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
User avatar #55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
User avatar #58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar #60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
User avatar #65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar #66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
#44 - Ahh nah man, seeing her put on that fake laugh and fake voice … 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss 0
#41 - Holy **** , that's actually really cringey to watch. Kil…  [+] (24 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Passionate kiss +6
#43 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Honest opinion?

I think it's pretty cute.
User avatar #45 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'd still fuck her, but seeing her try and be an 8 year old makes me want to kill myself.
#56 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #57 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't fuck ariana grande?
#59 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
Keep saying things like that....
#62 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
am I going to jail now?
#64 - manza (01/11/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #47 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Errm, I meant to reply to your other reply.
User avatar #46 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
That's why I think it is so cute, it reminds of my lil sis. As if she's impersonating her.
User avatar #48 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
lol, yeah wrong reply, that almost made you look like a creep ass pedophile.
User avatar #49 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah.

I noticed.
User avatar #50 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm still watching this vid yo, and it's like she's trying to be sensual, like it's a really badly acted porn movie.
User avatar #51 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Really? I don't see anything porny in it.

Maybe I have been de-corrupted, kek.
User avatar #53 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, that's a good one, we're all corrupted here. Maybe it's because of all the creepy weebs and furries on here, that anything that is supposed to be cute and innocent is twisted in my brain.
User avatar #54 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Then there's me, spending a lot of time with kids. Maybe that's why I don't really see the pervy stuff anymore.
User avatar #55 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Lol, I try to stay away from kids, mostly because they're annoying.
User avatar #58 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Ehh, they can be pretty annoying. But once you get to know them you love them just as much as they will love you. Couldn't stand kids til I've met those little buggers.
Before you say it's creepy, best friends litt
le sisters. They started loving me as big bro for whatever reason.
User avatar #60 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
oooo, gettin it in.
#61 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #63 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
jk yo.
User avatar #65 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
No I mean
What
As in
I don't get it
User avatar #66 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
you don't wanna get it
#67 - greedtheavaricious (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
OHHHH.
User avatar #44 - eldinarcus (01/11/2015) [-]
Ahh nah man, seeing her put on that fake laugh and fake voice makes me really embarassed for some reason.
#118 - That's a highly underrated pun you got there. 01/11/2015 on Facts +1
#35 - Honestly, they try to do this corny **** with their mou… 01/10/2015 on wen the ku$h 2 d^nk 0
#7 - All dogs are **** , they ******* poop everywhere …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2015 on They're not dangerous -6
User avatar #20 - minorian (01/10/2015) [-]
That would actually be cats. Dogs naturally want to shit away from the place they sleep and eat (your home), while cats use shit as territory markers
#14 - sequencefour (01/10/2015) [-]
Have you ever had a cat? They shit exactly where they want. Which, granted, happens to be hidden away behind some furniture or buried in the laundry or something like that. Though that is hardly a good thing
User avatar #40 - wertologist (01/10/2015) [-]
My cat has never shit inside. He always went outside. My brother's dog on the other hand always went inside. He only ever shit outside if you locked him out long enough.
User avatar #11 - mitchthehugeman (01/10/2015) [-]
But kids poop everywhere and smell like ass too.
User avatar #8 - katarinaismywaifu (01/10/2015) [-]
>Fish

Just change the water and it's k
#12 - I thought he had a pet koala that broke that strap on the fron… 01/10/2015 on grand theft koala 0
#49 - Picture 01/07/2015 on Lets go on an adventure to... +42
#267 - Yeah, thank god I moved away when I was young, but my family s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on White genocide 0
User avatar #289 - eddio (01/06/2015) [-]
It's best for you that you don't come here unless on holiday. I've got a police law degree but cant even get into the police, which is what I've wanted to do for ages but can't because it's such a selective and corrupt system.

I hope you're enjoying wherever you live now, though. make a good future for yourself.
#76 - That's what pisses me off, people think because apartheid has …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2015 on White genocide +15
User avatar #210 - eddio (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn fucking right. I heard a protest outside my house the other day that almost turned violent when they tried to enter our neighbourhood. Luckily the police deigned themselves to do something about it.

It's terrifying.
User avatar #267 - eldinarcus (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, thank god I moved away when I was young, but my family still lives there and it's sad, because of affirmative action it's so hard to get a job as a white person. There are a lot of white people fit to do a job but because they have to meet that 90% quota for blacks, so many unqualified blacks are getting over qualified whites. It's sad that we have to move aswell, I'd love to go watch Rugby games and cheer for the spring boks there, but can't because my parents wanted me to have a good future.
User avatar #289 - eddio (01/06/2015) [-]
It's best for you that you don't come here unless on holiday. I've got a police law degree but cant even get into the police, which is what I've wanted to do for ages but can't because it's such a selective and corrupt system.

I hope you're enjoying wherever you live now, though. make a good future for yourself.
#20 - This makes me want to play Age of Empires for some reason. 01/02/2015 on Just do it +1
#289 - Picture 01/01/2015 on Le potentially... +1
#44 - casual. 01/01/2015 on Lewd History 0
#63 - Yeah, but he came out of prison not hating white people, after…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Jokes 0
#68 - fefe (12/31/2014) [-]

just so we're clear, Nelson Mandela lived about as good a prison life as you can live. For most of the 27 years he was incarcerated, he was good friends with the guards who watched over him, and even a few of his wardens. It got to the point where they let him take walks every morning with a guard. It then went on until they would let him take walks without any guards. He probably got upset at his wife because she wouldn't let him take walks by himself.
#19 - do it yo. 12/31/2014 on Profile contest winner 0
#34 - They look ******* stupid.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Random comp of Black Tumblr +25
User avatar #45 - apylon (12/26/2014) [-]
all I wear other than steel toes for work is skate shoes.
User avatar #63 - alexanderjohnson (12/26/2014) [-]
Same.

but I don't really care what shitty little teenagers on the internet think anyway.
#2189 - **eldinarcus used "*roll rpg name*"** **eldinarcus rolls Ar… 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#191 - why are her hips so ******* huge? jesus christ, do othe… 12/18/2014 on amen 0
#58 - I don't know about that. But it does make you wonder, because … 12/18/2014 on Niggers +1
#5 - Looks like Spenny to me. 12/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#65 - Picture 12/15/2014 on not sure if true, but funny -1
#11 - Well, we are physically stronger, so back in the caveman days … 12/14/2014 on Checkmate Tumblr +3
#6 - I'm very impressed. 12/11/2014 on RITO Gets Rekt +1

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almond **** cake
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Friend of a friend!
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