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eldinarcus

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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
Last Login:3/02/2016
Location:South Africa
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#14 - Looks like he's playing too much Payday. 07/24/2014 on He Has Everything He Needs +1
#112 - Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple **** spreading across your face d… 07/24/2014 on Elsa is asian 0
#4 - Scooters. 07/24/2014 on Painful childhood 0
#45 - Not trying to be a corny faggot, but she does look better with…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Elsa is asian -1
#92 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
your not corny just a white-knight-complexed fa­ggot
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#112 - eldinarcus (07/24/2014) [-]
Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple shit spreading across your face doesn't look nice. I still like make up but not a bunch of colorful shit around the eyes.
#16 - Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep h… 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#14 - A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
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#16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#12 - Haha, anytime, Cya.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
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#13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
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#14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
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#16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#10 - All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa +1
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#11 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers
#36 - cplkoeksuster (07/23/2014) [-]
The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some shit like that.
Don't just do tourist-y shit, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away
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#55 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak
#63 - cplkoeksuster (07/24/2014) [-]
Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)
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#40 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.
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#12 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha, anytime, Cya.
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#13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
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#14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar
#16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#8 - Stay in the main cities like Cape Town, Durban, or Johannesbur…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa +3
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#9 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for the help

But why do non-blacks get killed specifically? What's the problem
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#10 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and are caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, but since Apartheid the black community seems pretty bitter about it and have a strong hate for white people, but still. A lot of the older white generation still hates black people because they lived their whole lives with black people as second class citizens. It's mostly the elders that hate each other but some of the new generation is still holding onto it's history. Thankfully, if you go to the nice parts just about every likes each other and are friendly.
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#11 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers
#36 - cplkoeksuster (07/23/2014) [-]
The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some shit like that.
Don't just do tourist-y shit, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away
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#55 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak
#63 - cplkoeksuster (07/24/2014) [-]
Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)
User avatar
#40 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.
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#12 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha, anytime, Cya.
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#13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
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#14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar
#16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#6 - Forgot to log in, my bad.  [+] (22 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
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#7 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
Where are the good parts?

I'm planning on going there and don't want to get shanked on my first day
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#53 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
Cape town, Strand, Sommersetwes (That would be the Western cape area)
Durban, East london, Gonubie (east Cape)

And more up to the central of South Africa is more for safari and such
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#30 - aftalbeating (07/23/2014) [-]
Durban man, super chilled here- just stay away from Umbilo...
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#54 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
the dank in Durban thou
#57 - aftalbeating (07/24/2014) [-]
mos def, GG #Rekt
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#58 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
do you live in SA?
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#59 - aftalbeating (07/24/2014) [-]
Yep, you?
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#60 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah boi Joburg ek se
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#61 - aftalbeating (07/24/2014) [-]
Awe!
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#8 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Stay in the main cities like Cape Town, Durban, or Johannesburg or something they are nice in most parts. You also have to go to the valley of a thousand hills, it's really nice and you can see a real zulu show that they do with drums and dancing and the whole lot. But whatever you do, don't go to Soweto, or any townships. Going there, especially if you're not black will get your ass killed. Also, see if you can go to Hermanus, it's near Cape Town. Hermanus and many different parts of Cape Town have the nicest Fish and Chips on the planet.
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#9 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for the help

But why do non-blacks get killed specifically? What's the problem
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#10 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and are caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, but since Apartheid the black community seems pretty bitter about it and have a strong hate for white people, but still. A lot of the older white generation still hates black people because they lived their whole lives with black people as second class citizens. It's mostly the elders that hate each other but some of the new generation is still holding onto it's history. Thankfully, if you go to the nice parts just about every likes each other and are friendly.
User avatar
#11 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers
#36 - cplkoeksuster (07/23/2014) [-]
The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some shit like that.
Don't just do tourist-y shit, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away
User avatar
#55 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak
#63 - cplkoeksuster (07/24/2014) [-]
Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)
User avatar
#40 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.
User avatar
#12 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha, anytime, Cya.
User avatar
#13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
User avatar
#14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar
#16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.