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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:South Africa
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#86 - Yes, it the hormones weakens them, but look at his build. He h… 9 hours ago on inb4 tumblrfags 0
#45 - This Dudechick still has a fuck tonne of Testosterone in his b…  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on inb4 tumblrfags +7
#79 - luderudecrude (11 hours ago) [-]
You have no idea what the hormones they take do to their bodies. It weakens their skeletal structure, and blocks testosterone. I know I am in for a sea of red thumbs here, but I dated a transwoman once and got a crash course in what her body was going through, and btw, Mitrione is most likely wrong, she wouldn't likely be chromosomally a male. Most transgendered peoples chromosomes actually match the gender they desire to be, not the one they were born as, or are XXY. Either way their genitalia is technically, a birth defect as it should have been, according to their DNA, the other way
User avatar #86 - eldinarcus (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes, it the hormones weakens them, but look at his build. He has irreversible "side effects" of testosterone.
#65 - needy (13 hours ago) [-]
Usually people who have these kinds of surgeries take hormone supplements. That's why a lot of traps look a lot like chicks; the hormones alter their appearance and behavior. Just saying.
#14 - Looks like he's playing too much Payday. 20 hours ago on He Has Everything He Needs +1
#112 - Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple shit spreading across your face d… 20 hours ago on Elsa is asian 0
#4 - Scooters. 07/24/2014 on Painful childhood 0
#45 - Not trying to be a corny faggot, but she does look better with…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Elsa is asian -1
#92 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
your not corny just a white-knight-complexed fa­ggot
User avatar #112 - eldinarcus (20 hours ago) [-]
Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple shit spreading across your face doesn't look nice. I still like make up but not a bunch of colorful shit around the eyes.
#16 - Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep h… 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#14 - A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#12 - Haha, anytime, Cya.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
User avatar #13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
User avatar #14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#10 - All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa +1
User avatar #11 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers
#36 - cplkoeksuster (07/23/2014) [-]
The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some shit like that.
Don't just do tourist-y shit, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away
User avatar #55 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak
#63 - cplkoeksuster (21 hours ago) [-]
Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)
User avatar #40 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.
User avatar #12 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha, anytime, Cya.
User avatar #13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
User avatar #14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.

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