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elatedmonkey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/13/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7871
Comment Ranking:#2565
Highest Content Rank:#3276
Highest Comment Rank:#649
Content Thumbs: 4569 total,  5323 ,  754
Comment Thumbs: 11405 total,  12336 ,  931
Content Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 14.8% (74/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:0
Content Views:112138
Times Content Favorited:130 times
Total Comments Made:1398
FJ Points:15726
Favorite Tags: potato (2) | Scumbag (2) | You are awesome (2)

latest user's comments

#68 - Do you realize how massive a boner I would have gotten as a ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Pokemon HD +43
User avatar #119 - redtooth (05/06/2013) [-]
I would have a massive boner right now if I found any legit starter in the wild

But in the meantime I do recommend hacks like Emerald 386 where you can catch every pokemon in the wild
#218 - You're entitled to your opinion, but it is the truth. The wind…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Mac's 0
#225 - fiddyone (05/06/2013) [-]
An opinion...? You're actually saying that Macs can't get viruses, and me saying that's stupid, is an opinion..? Think it's time to brush up on your computer info. That was somewhat true, maybe 10 years ago. Now, it's a terrible excuse by some mac users as to why they bought a Mac.
#15 - I own a Mac. I know the gaming capabilities suck. I use my Mac…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Mac's +16
#184 - fiddyone (05/06/2013) [-]
I think "it doesn't get viruses like my old windows computer" was a stupid comment.
User avatar #218 - elatedmonkey (05/06/2013) [-]
You're entitled to your opinion, but it is the truth. The windows computers that I have had in the past have given me tons of problems with viruses. It is just nice to not have to worry about that anymore.
#225 - fiddyone (05/06/2013) [-]
An opinion...? You're actually saying that Macs can't get viruses, and me saying that's stupid, is an opinion..? Think it's time to brush up on your computer info. That was somewhat true, maybe 10 years ago. Now, it's a terrible excuse by some mac users as to why they bought a Mac.
#77 - tealkangaroo (05/06/2013) [-]
not really rage

but antivirus is really cheap and pretty damn effective

also, for the price of your mac you could of gotten an amazing pc capable of doing everything and far beyond what a xbox or ps3 can do.

User avatar #63 - flyingthundergod (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, now Mac's have viruses too, it's just that 90% of the people use Windows.
#20 - Nightinear (05/05/2013) [-]
Why didn't you just install an antivirus system on your old windows?
User avatar #23 - zapgod (05/05/2013) [-]
it costs money for subscriptions and some viruses still get through, id rather not hassle with it and just have a computer that works and doesnt make me rage. also im a graphic designer my mac makes me money
User avatar #32 - snowmannnnnn (05/06/2013) [-]
#9 - pappathethird (4 hours ago) [-]
If you have absolutely no clue how to program, don't have any demands for customizing your computer, have lots of money, and just want it to look nice, a mac is a fine computer.. WHat he said
User avatar #159 - boydaranga (05/06/2013) [-]
then look at comment #10. people have their preferences. shut the fuck up.
User avatar #31 - snowmannnnnn (05/06/2013) [-]
It's so easy not to get a virus. And macs and get virus too.. Just there is nothing worth fucking up on those POS.
User avatar #40 - zapgod (05/06/2013) [-]
please stop arguing with someone who said nothing wrong you look foolish and i didnt even respond to that guy.
User avatar #115 - enorus (05/06/2013) [-]
Then why did you yourself respond to someone not addressing you? The rest of your posts make no sense either, even if you're stupid enough to buy antivirus with "subscriptions" you still have plenty of money saved from building a PC instead of buying a pre-built Mac to pay for the software. Not to mention that Macs get viruses as well.
How is a Mac inherently better for graphic design?
User avatar #219 - snowmannnnnn (05/06/2013) [-]
No matter what you say to a Mac user they will always think their equipment is better because its more expensive. FACT: Apple has more money than the American government. Answer, Because they take normal shit and over price it for all these dipshits
#68 - My favorite course at Emory? Numbers. 05/05/2013 on 237 0
#152 - That dude has got some pale legs. 05/05/2013 on My friend and I were drunk... 0
#238 - Well **** me, right? 04/30/2013 on You'll never be this good 0
#230 - Yeah, I added a pic and got -9 thumbs. 04/30/2013 on You'll never be this good 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on You'll never be this good -9
User avatar #238 - elatedmonkey (04/30/2013) [-]
Well fuck me, right?
#104 - Actually, placing the apostrophe in front of tis is correct.… 04/28/2013 on I think I'm asleep 0
#55 - That looks about as comfortable as a lego throne. 04/28/2013 on Throne of nerds 0
#7 - Master of romance. 04/26/2013 on iCarly +9
#55 - Picture 04/26/2013 on Sexy +1
#62 - I hate it when people take a good joke, reword it, and make it…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on the man show +1
User avatar #63 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and I do that.
#11 - Who is ******* hungry? 04/24/2013 on For the Sheer Boredom +5
#5 - Picture 04/23/2013 on unfortunate picture placement +1
#25 - We have animal buddies? ...but in all seriousness, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Europe vs USA 0
#94 - bibbity (04/24/2013) [-]
Neuschwanstein, or New Swan Stone. Last castle to be built under the direction of the "Mad King", Ludvig II of Bavaria. Interestingly it's actually the inspiration for the disney castle.
#1156 - *these You're implying that I did not understand the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! 0
User avatar #1159 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
your comment was based on a content where they used statistics, i think it's completely reasonable of me to use statistics in a reply.
#1044 - Woah there Archimedes, I never asked for a math lesson.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! 0
User avatar #1046 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
...

theese are percentages

you should know them from 7th grade.


you fuel my american stereotypes very hard right now.
User avatar #1156 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
*these

You're implying that I did not understand the basic math I learned in 6th grade? I did. I was simply drawing attention to your sudden use of statistics in my last comment.
User avatar #1159 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
your comment was based on a content where they used statistics, i think it's completely reasonable of me to use statistics in a reply.
#1075 - Kanoah (04/23/2013) [-]
Percentages ARE a math lesson. We're too good for that.
#53 - I do not know how comfortable I feel reading a description abo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Americans And Game Of Thrones +53
#89 - thesharmat (04/23/2013) [-]
FAT PINK MAST
#75 - Ken M (04/23/2013) [-]
As I recall, it's not the penis entering the vagina that's all that bad.
Rather, it's the 'hot seed' dripping down her leg.
#102 - Don't worry. I'll thumb you up, buddy. 04/23/2013 on A well timed panoramic photo. +3
#134 - Human Floss 04/23/2013 on Human floss +5
#1023 - <-- MFW Reading the Nationality breakdown  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! +2
#1041 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
US population=313.9 mill
Norway population= 7 mill
7 mill=roughly 2.2 % of US population

US on FJ= 48.29% (gonna make it easy and make it 50%)
Norwegians on FJ= 3.76% (making it easy again 3.5%, both of theese rounding up/down are in your favor)
3.5 is 7% of 50
norwegian population is 2.2% of US population
norwegian FJers are 7% of US FJers
thusly, the FJer to citizen ratio of Norway=nearly 2.5 times as high as the FJer to citizen ratio of the US

thusly, if i ask a random person on the street about FJ, the chance of them being a FJer is 250% larger than if you do it.

checkmate 'murrican
User avatar #1044 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
Woah there Archimedes, I never asked for a math lesson.
User avatar #1046 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
...

theese are percentages

you should know them from 7th grade.


you fuel my american stereotypes very hard right now.
User avatar #1156 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
*these

You're implying that I did not understand the basic math I learned in 6th grade? I did. I was simply drawing attention to your sudden use of statistics in my last comment.
User avatar #1159 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
your comment was based on a content where they used statistics, i think it's completely reasonable of me to use statistics in a reply.
#1075 - Kanoah (04/23/2013) [-]
Percentages ARE a math lesson. We're too good for that.
#8 - How about: "Teeth so white, they can get a loan." … 04/23/2013 on A small bit of racial... +6
#10 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2013 on A well timed panoramic photo. +173
#47 - walkingdisaster (04/23/2013) [-]
How the fuck does this have any thumbs
#110 - Ken M (04/23/2013) [-]
people prefer the same joke over and over and over
User avatar #122 - walkingdisaster (04/23/2013) [-]
I guess they do
User avatar #124 - arziben (04/24/2013) [-]
just look at youtube top comments
#102 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry. I'll thumb you up, buddy.
User avatar #101 - hanabro (04/23/2013) [-]
Here, you can have some thumbs too. Red ones.
#133 - <-- Description/Tags 04/22/2013 on It's a feel +2

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User avatar #2 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
boop
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