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elatedmonkey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/13/2011
Last Login:7/01/2016
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#76 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2016 on pick a side 0
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#78 - catburglarpenis (04/14/2016) [-]
That's my favorite Neopet. He's a dragon type and his holographic is worth like at least 19 pesos
#28 - Picture 04/14/2016 on old fashoned +16
#141 - How nice, a compilation of the same trite garbage I have seen … 04/13/2016 on SJW comp - My achy breaky... +14
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#287 - Semen (Genetics) defining child (biological offspring) … 04/12/2016 on More SJW bs. you know you... 0
#284 - Physique vs. Fitness Fitness is defined as 1) Being phys…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2016 on More SJW bs. you know you... 0
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#287 - elatedmonkey (04/12/2016) [-]
Semen (Genetics) defining child (biological offspring)

Everyone in your family might have the genes to become 6'4", but if you were malnourished during your formative years, there is a good chance that you won't be.

Your child might be born with brown hair, but if he dyes it red and shoots up a movie theatre, society will remember him as the crazy red head who shot up a movie theatre.
#281 - IQ I cannot elaborate much on this topic as I have not t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2016 on More SJW bs. you know you... 0
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#284 - elatedmonkey (04/12/2016) [-]
Physique vs. Fitness
Fitness is defined as 1) Being physically fit and healthy/ being able to survive and reproduce in a particular environment, and 2) being suitable to fulfil a particular role or task.

1) Given that one's fitness is determined based on their particular environment, it stands that one person's physique - no matter how in-shape or healthy - might not be as fit for an environment as someone else's.
- Ex. Muscular man, ripped, capable of running marathons with ease would be less-suited for the cold tundra than some other guy with more subcutaneous fat.

2) See body builders vs. strong men
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#287 - elatedmonkey (04/12/2016) [-]
Semen (Genetics) defining child (biological offspring)

Everyone in your family might have the genes to become 6'4", but if you were malnourished during your formative years, there is a good chance that you won't be.

Your child might be born with brown hair, but if he dyes it red and shoots up a movie theatre, society will remember him as the crazy red head who shot up a movie theatre.