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elatedmonkey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/13/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
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Content Ranking:#7500
Comment Ranking:#2501
Highest Content Rank:#3276
Highest Comment Rank:#649
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Content Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
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Content Views:112181
Times Content Favorited:130 times
Total Comments Made:1415
FJ Points:15751
Favorite Tags: potato (2) | Scumbag (2) | You are awesome (2)

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#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on East Meets West 1½: Hakuna... +6
#6 - elatedmonkey (04/14/2015) [-]
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on East Meets West 1½: Hakuna... +6
#5 - elatedmonkey (04/14/2015) [-]
#6 - elatedmonkey (04/14/2015) [-]
#3 - I get beaten by Kakarot, and now I get pummelled by a f**king…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/14/2015 on East Meets West 1½: Hakuna... +54
#24 - vegetaxplains (04/14/2015) [-]
FUCK OFF THIS IS MY THING
#7 - anonymous (04/14/2015) [-]
tfw vegeta doesnt save the day in the new movie
fkin blue haired super saiyan?
User avatar #33 - brolylssj (04/14/2015) [-]
What? Vegetaxplains explain this shit? Blue Hair?
#35 - vegetaxplains (04/14/2015) [-]
... I haven't seen the new movie yet, I've been busy getting Trunks into shape for the martial arts tournament, that kid is a real slacker
#36 - brolylssj (04/14/2015) [-]
On that note, I've be meaning to thank you for that. I'm not the best at "bonding", and seeing what having a shitty father did to ME growing up, I didn't want to continue that cycle myself. So I'm really happy you stepped in and started taking care of him for me. it means a lot to me.
Say hi to Bulma for me.
#37 - vegetaxplains (04/14/2015) [-]
Hah! You wish, he only looks like that because Bulma keeps giving him that ridiculous haircut, also you two haven't even met, you can't knock up a chick by cummin on a photo of her
User avatar #41 - brolylssj (04/14/2015) [-]
Damn, I was really hoping you fell for that, with you being injured and in a coma during Trunk's conception and all. How DID that work out anyway? Reverse Sleeping Beauty or some shit?
#44 - vegetaxplains (04/15/2015) [-]
Needle... I still have a mark after it
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#4 - elatedmonkey (04/14/2015) [-]
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#6 - elatedmonkey (04/14/2015) [-]
#7 - I personally do not eat bacon - not because I think it is wron…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/13/2015 on The jews are holding us back +206
User avatar #96 - ieatbengay (04/14/2015) [-]
why is everyone thumbing this comment when it's only about me?
User avatar #78 - mrfefe (04/14/2015) [-]
Thank you monkey, you're doing god's work.
#74 - thegamepixel (04/14/2015) [-]
Supply and demand, motherfucker.
People eat more bacon. Farmers/ranchers breed more pigs for more bacon. Everyone gets their fill of bacon.
#63 - anonymous (04/14/2015) [-]
that would be because you're cooking it wrong.
User avatar #88 - assassindash (04/14/2015) [-]
Cook for him then anon, make elatedmonkey eat some of your bacon.

That yummy crunchy delicious bacon. Shove it right in his mouth without mercy.
#61 - anonymous (04/14/2015) [-]
You're the hero Gotham deserves.
#32 - bellcurve (04/13/2015) [-]
you are a god among men
#19 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
You know we need more people like you who are willing to sacrifice so much so people like me can take you weight off your shoulders ;)
#17 - sillybiscuits (04/13/2015) [-]
Such sacrifice... I will toast to your honor tonight!
User avatar #15 - plasticcup (04/13/2015) [-]
What are these conflicting feelings i am feeling?
#13 - boomerpyro (04/13/2015) [-]
and i eat thrice as much bacon as the normal person at least. which means i am an asshole
User avatar #10 - inzix (04/13/2015) [-]
Thank you
#79 - I leave this site without a fight when I go to bed a night. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on admin insults you +13
#132 - iamaveganpssy (04/13/2015) [-]
#43 - Front butt Dirty pillows 04/13/2015 on Don't Forget Protection +22
#206 - Simple, I would press them all because you did not say I couldn't. 04/12/2015 on What button would YOU press... +2
#8 - GET OVER HERE...with that fine ass! 04/11/2015 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... +3
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on almost painful +107
#107 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
Thats actually what i read it as at first.
#43 - Picture 04/11/2015 on almost painful 0
#24 - Picture 04/11/2015 on Lamby Dance +27
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Lamby Dance +35
#24 - elatedmonkey (04/11/2015) [-]
#22 - Picture 04/11/2015 on Lamby Dance 0
#90 - Bloody gay Death Eaters and their incredible fashion sense. 04/11/2015 on This is not that... +3
#30 - 581 thumbs at the moment, or about 8 days. Enjoy your producti… 04/11/2015 on Dead Babies 0
#129 - I just looked up the Pokémon game, and I played it for a minu… 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. +5
#40 - The face of OP  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Poke fusion comp +1
User avatar #41 - fishhitler (04/11/2015) [-]
How did you know?
#80 - Comment deleted 04/11/2015 on now you know your abc´s 0
#26 - I am aware of what the definition of 'organic' means in the di…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! +1
#27 - randomsnail (04/11/2015) [-]
Then you must also be aware that Sucrose is a refined sugar and technically synthetic very very technically mind you
#73 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on now you know your abc´s -3
#79 - anonymous (04/11/2015) [-]
What of it? This is a site for 12 year olds afterall. Or are you all big and grown up?
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#15 - ...but...if it is sugar, it is organic. #TheStudyOfCarbon  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! 0
#18 - randomsnail (04/11/2015) [-]
Non organic refers to the fact that there are preservatives and non naturally occurring chemicals used in the production of the ingredients and/or the recipe itself.
User avatar #26 - elatedmonkey (04/11/2015) [-]
I am aware of what the definition of 'organic' means in the dietary sense. I was taking it in the chemistry sense.

#27 - randomsnail (04/11/2015) [-]
Then you must also be aware that Sucrose is a refined sugar and technically synthetic very very technically mind you
User avatar #23 - platinumdoodles (04/11/2015) [-]
Still meaningless bullshit people are much too concerned about.
#27 - 'Come here son, we're going home!' 04/09/2015 on Tale gate +13
#66 - Well...Sherri Stoner may have been one of the inspirations for… 04/08/2015 on Disney facts +5
#7 - All right! 04/04/2015 on Cheese! Burger! Fuse! +2
#1 - Did you just post a rage comic in 2015?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Dammit Admin, What have you... 0
#5 - skyrimdovah (04/04/2015) [-]
It's not a rage comic, it only uses a few memes.

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User avatar #2 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #1 - elatedmonkey (06/13/2012) [-]
1st
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