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|#14 - "to came at you"? Also, the teacher didn't ask a que… [+] (4 new replies)||03/25/2013 on French||+3|
#17 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Aww man, I can't wait to grow up to be a dull, angry, grammar nazi like you!
Honestly, you understood what he's trying to say, stop trying so hard.
|#57 - You know what really rustles my jimmies? When you make a minor… [+] (7 new replies)||03/25/2013 on What Seems to Be The...||+30|
#124 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
I see why you would say that
but you have to consider their perspective as well; some people take everything they posses for granted and sometimes they just need a reminder that there are others less fortunate in order to wake them up a little bit and realize to maybe think twice before complaining about the little things in life.
#97 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
In all honesty, we say that we shouldn't complain because there are kids in Africa starving, but in reality our complaints (while totally undeserved) don't do anything to HARM anyone who is suffering, they just make us look like assholes in comparison.
And we all do it, everyone you see who says "Starving kids would love to eat that" or "At least your children don't have AIDS" has, probably on the same day, complained about some shitty first world problem that nobody in even South America would ever complain about.
So honestly it is up to ourselves to understand how good we have it, if not so that we can help others (because nobody seems to be ACTUALLY doing that shit), perhaps simply that we can enjoy lfe a little more.
#69 - taxation (03/25/2013) [-]
I always found it silly as a kid when my parents said "finish your food, the starving kids in Africa would be happy to eat it".
It took me a while to figure a good comeback, which sucks really, but "if they would like to eat it, then you box it up and airmail it there please, compliments of me."
That shut my parents up, but damn do I feel like an asshole reminiscing on it now.
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