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elatedmonkey

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/13/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8075
Comment Ranking:#3270
Highest Content Rank:#3276
Highest Comment Rank:#649
Content Thumbs: 4569 total,  5323 ,  754
Comment Thumbs: 11161 total,  12088 ,  927
Content Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 310 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:0
Content Views:112099
Times Content Favorited:130 times
Total Comments Made:1387
FJ Points:15558
Favorite Tags: potato (2) | Scumbag (2) | You are awesome (2)

latest user's comments

#31 - Um you leave your grandma in the car, duh! She has opposable t… 03/13/2013 on Okay +5
#10 - Picture 03/13/2013 on no yoga for you +23
#77 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Classy +1
#89 - ashee Comment deleted by elatedmonkey
#48 - I wasn't aware I was reading 50 Shades of Retard.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on oh 4chan ... +12
User avatar #64 - arsenymous (03/12/2013) [-]
This comment deserves more thumbs
User avatar #63 - PIPExDAD (03/12/2013) [-]
50 Shades of Retard potato
#36 - At first I didn't see they were zombies and I thought this was…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Get out bitch. +21
#46 - powellrebecca (03/12/2013) [-]
#24 - Well my posts get negative thumbs because I'm just not funny. … 03/10/2013 on juicy +2
#65 - <-- OP's real face  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Entering a gay bar by mistake +2
#67 - toughactintinactin (03/09/2013) [-]
Probably looks more like this
User avatar #76 - tuckthisphit (03/09/2013) [-]
Do anybody have that gif without text ?
#91 - hideyowives (03/09/2013) [-]
#194 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on We made a silent agreement... +30
User avatar #202 - smashmenao (03/08/2013) [-]
+1 made me laugh.
#32 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Me Gusta +4
#53 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
annyone got the bigger pic of that man?
User avatar #58 - kingantichrist (03/06/2013) [-]
Your welcome.
#56 - kingantichrist (03/06/2013) [-]
#69 - elmoose (03/11/2013) [-]
#57 - kingantichrist (03/06/2013) [-]
#1 - When I'm through with you, you'll have to pee sitting down lik… 03/04/2013 on Men are the masters of peeing +3
#7 - Saying "le" wasn't something 9gag started. It was in…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on Le 0
User avatar #8 - partyguy (03/04/2013) [-]
bleh i typed that wrong what i meant was when they first started using comments with le we quit because 9gag started to use it and we apparently wwant nothing with them
#179 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on OP is my hero +51
User avatar #224 - rabaneristo (03/04/2013) [-]
Best. Comment. Ever.
#2 - Picture 03/03/2013 on Arbys new meal +2
#1 - Picture 03/02/2013 on Reason to be a scientist +3
#1 - 1) How can lying about the molar mass of magnesium help take o…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Chemistry in the IB +2
User avatar #13 - jcfjr (03/26/2013) [-]
I know this is old, but I can't help myself. Stereochemistry. Mg + 2HCl ==> MgCl2 + H2

This assumes that the molar mass of Hydrogen is, itself, not a lie. I would not feel secure in any answer I give because once you start questioning if one molar mass is a lie, you question all of them.
#6 - niteghost (02/28/2013) [-]
the answer is potato
#4 - riotwar (02/28/2013) [-]
it was a task for an experiment, we were to measure and then calculate stuff, a'ight.
#7 - electro (03/01/2013) [-]
Was it at STP?
#3 - Shrek is love, Shrek is life  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Soup +14
#6 - mikoli (02/28/2013) [-]
Good one.
#18 - <-- How he really feels  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on evrytim +9
User avatar #25 - churrundo (02/28/2013) [-]
when it hits dead center
#91 - Am I the only one around here who thinks incest is absolutely …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on incest +2
User avatar #106 - joaomartins (02/26/2013) [-]
I think most people find it disgusting to , but make fun of it just for shits n giggles .
#92 - atheistzilla (02/26/2013) [-]
#32 - That excited moment where something on the front page makes yo… 02/25/2013 on Dammit Link +3
#96 - Picture 02/25/2013 on Mfw when i went on /b/ +4
#103 - Some are heads, some are tails. OCD is killing me... 02/23/2013 on Jewgasm +1
#56 - 1) Clearly a Samurai con troll er. Samurai = Japanese, not Chi…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Don't know chinese nigga! +21
#75 - enigmaster (02/17/2013) [-]
ps3.... 5000000000000000000000000000000 X to the power of 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is better that any xbox game ever... if you think thats irrational... you probably couldnt afford a ps3
#62 - jahnaids (02/17/2013) [-]
Also, the PS3 controller has an X button...
User avatar #63 - tyrain (02/17/2013) [-]
who said something about a X-button?
#58 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
You do realize that those are chinese symbols, do you?

It may be japanese but those are still chinese symbols, thus they can be translated the same in both languages.

So OP did nothing wrong...
User avatar #57 - imsodrunk (02/17/2013) [-]
yes but they are niggers and as such have no cultural sensitivity and would just call anything asian looking chinese
#2542 - Where is Grammar Nazi? 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#72 - **elatedmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4939… 02/13/2013 on Pope! 0
#41 - "I've known that **** for years." 02/12/2013 on Find the ant +6

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User avatar #1 - elatedmonkey (06/13/2012) [-]
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