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elatedmonkey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/13/2011
Last Login:4/28/2015
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Content Ranking:#7956
Comment Ranking:#3244
Highest Content Rank:#3276
Highest Comment Rank:#649
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Times Content Favorited:130 times
Total Comments Made:1391
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Favorite Tags: potato (2) | Scumbag (2) | You are awesome (2)

latest user's comments

#41 - Let's be honest here. If it were level "Asian", ther… 03/30/2013 on Photoshop level: Asian +8
#19 - Picture 03/29/2013 on Harry +2
#50 - Picture 03/29/2013 on There are no brakes... +1
#49 - Picture 03/29/2013 on There are no brakes... 0
#125 - Picture 03/28/2013 on A message from hank +3
#70 - Rictusempra? Alohomora? 03/28/2013 on I want to watch this 0
#177 - I can't escape it. I have two Organic Chemistry lab reports du…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Cool Wallpaper +2
#251 - fefe (03/28/2013) [-]
So many feels. Fuck Orgo.
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#28 - <-- MFW my milk is salty. 03/28/2013 on My disguise +2
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 03/27/2013 on I'd like a +65
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#157 - I was really about to reference him in place of "some peo… 03/27/2013 on The Frogman and Honey Bees 0
#62 - See this scary ****** ? It's an anglerfish. You wanna kn…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2013 on The Frogman and Honey Bees +70
#145 - punnybutsofunny (03/27/2013) [-]
http://www youtube com watch?v=Z-BbpaNXbxg here you can learn even more facts
User avatar #99 - rieskimo (03/27/2013) [-]
Angler Fish also known as the Kevin Federline of Nature.
User avatar #157 - elatedmonkey (03/27/2013) [-]
I was really about to reference him in place of "some people today."
#61 - "Hey son, let's go to the purple cow!" >…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Walk of shame +10
#74 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (03/27/2013) [-]
It probably wouldn't be a male picture, most likely a female, and there would be two buzzes because of tits and vag
#80 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
i think the joke was to use the actual male picture....
User avatar #81 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (03/27/2013) [-]
That makes more sense than
#32 - You are quite punny. 03/27/2013 on The Door 0
#21 - Picture 03/26/2013 on Curry's Paradox +14
#14 - Just OP and his sister. 03/26/2013 on Look at that body 0
#17 - "15 points to Hufflepuff!" 03/26/2013 on forbidden section 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on forbidden section 0
#23 - triggathepirate (04/11/2013) [-]
**triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #3985771 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
User avatar #17 - elatedmonkey (03/26/2013) [-]
"15 points to Hufflepuff!"
#22 - We are both feeling you, bro. 03/25/2013 on inb4 yes +6
#18 - I didn't realize OP was a gynecologist. 03/25/2013 on Gynecologist +14
#44 - Picture 03/25/2013 on Real Life Fantastic Four Thing +14
#22 - Picture 03/25/2013 on Bad luck Brian in the field +90
#26 - The quotation itself is not asking the question, I am.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on French +1
User avatar #30 - hollyisthebest (03/25/2013) [-]
I just researched it, and you're right! Damn, my English teacher really does suck!
#14 - "to came at you"? Also, the teacher didn't ask a que…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2013 on French +3
User avatar #25 - hollyisthebest (03/25/2013) [-]
When ending the sentence with a quotation, always put the punctuation before the quotation mark
User avatar #26 - elatedmonkey (03/25/2013) [-]
The quotation itself is not asking the question, I am.
User avatar #30 - hollyisthebest (03/25/2013) [-]
I just researched it, and you're right! Damn, my English teacher really does suck!
#17 - fefe (03/25/2013) [-]
Aww man, I can't wait to grow up to be a dull, angry, grammar nazi like you!

Honestly, you understood what he's trying to say, stop trying so hard.
#57 - You know what really rustles my jimmies? When you make a minor…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/25/2013 on What Seems to Be The... +30
#124 - fefe (03/25/2013) [-]
I see why you would say that
but you have to consider their perspective as well; some people take everything they posses for granted and sometimes they just need a reminder that there are others less fortunate in order to wake them up a little bit and realize to maybe think twice before complaining about the little things in life.
User avatar #98 - CRosBY (03/25/2013) [-]
You know what I hate?

COMPLAINERS
#97 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
Lets be a little honest with ourselves here. That is really just white people trying to make it okay to complain. The truth is, only the absolute most unfortunate person ever truly has the right to complain, and even he/she would at some point think "Maybe those other guys have it worse"

In all honesty, we say that we shouldn't complain because there are kids in Africa starving, but in reality our complaints (while totally undeserved) don't do anything to HARM anyone who is suffering, they just make us look like assholes in comparison.

And we all do it, everyone you see who says "Starving kids would love to eat that" or "At least your children don't have AIDS" has, probably on the same day, complained about some shitty first world problem that nobody in even South America would ever complain about.

So honestly it is up to ourselves to understand how good we have it, if not so that we can help others (because nobody seems to be ACTUALLY doing that shit), perhaps simply that we can enjoy lfe a little more.
User avatar #69 - taxation (03/25/2013) [-]
I always found it silly as a kid when my parents said "finish your food, the starving kids in Africa would be happy to eat it".
It took me a while to figure a good comeback, which sucks really, but "if they would like to eat it, then you box it up and airmail it there please, compliments of me."
That shut my parents up, but damn do I feel like an asshole reminiscing on it now.
User avatar #86 - timmywankenobi (03/25/2013) [-]
I told my mother that when I was 5, Took all of 3 minutes to think up.
#100 - taxation (03/25/2013) [-]
Man I was not a clever child, okay?
Just...
Just lemme have this, dude. Please.
pic related, basically me age 5.
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#52 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Dark Magician from Pokemon +13
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User avatar #2 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #1 - elatedmonkey (06/13/2012) [-]
1st
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