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elatedmonkey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/13/2011
Last Login:7/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2822
Highest Content Rank:#3276
Highest Comment Rank:#649
Content Thumbs: 4569 total,  5323 ,  754
Comment Thumbs: 11474 total,  12415 ,  941
Content Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 26.2% (131/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:0
Content Views:112264
Times Content Favorited:130 times
Total Comments Made:1431
FJ Points:15783
Favorite Tags: potato (2) | Scumbag (2) | You are awesome (2)

latest user's comments

#1044 - Woah there Archimedes, I never asked for a math lesson.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! 0
User avatar #1046 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
...

theese are percentages

you should know them from 7th grade.


you fuel my american stereotypes very hard right now.
User avatar #1156 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
*these

You're implying that I did not understand the basic math I learned in 6th grade? I did. I was simply drawing attention to your sudden use of statistics in my last comment.
User avatar #1159 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
your comment was based on a content where they used statistics, i think it's completely reasonable of me to use statistics in a reply.
#1075 - Kanoah (04/23/2013) [-]
Percentages ARE a math lesson. We're too good for that.
#53 - I do not know how comfortable I feel reading a description abo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Americans And Game Of Thrones +53
#89 - thesharmat (04/23/2013) [-]
FAT PINK MAST
#75 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
As I recall, it's not the penis entering the vagina that's all that bad.
Rather, it's the 'hot seed' dripping down her leg.
#102 - Don't worry. I'll thumb you up, buddy. 04/23/2013 on A well timed panoramic photo. +3
#134 - Human Floss 04/23/2013 on Human floss +5
#1023 - <-- MFW Reading the Nationality breakdown  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! +2
#1041 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
US population=313.9 mill
Norway population= 7 mill
7 mill=roughly 2.2 % of US population

US on FJ= 48.29% (gonna make it easy and make it 50%)
Norwegians on FJ= 3.76% (making it easy again 3.5%, both of theese rounding up/down are in your favor)
3.5 is 7% of 50
norwegian population is 2.2% of US population
norwegian FJers are 7% of US FJers
thusly, the FJer to citizen ratio of Norway=nearly 2.5 times as high as the FJer to citizen ratio of the US

thusly, if i ask a random person on the street about FJ, the chance of them being a FJer is 250% larger than if you do it.

checkmate 'murrican
User avatar #1044 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
Woah there Archimedes, I never asked for a math lesson.
User avatar #1046 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
...

theese are percentages

you should know them from 7th grade.


you fuel my american stereotypes very hard right now.
User avatar #1156 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
*these

You're implying that I did not understand the basic math I learned in 6th grade? I did. I was simply drawing attention to your sudden use of statistics in my last comment.
User avatar #1159 - trollmobile (04/23/2013) [-]
your comment was based on a content where they used statistics, i think it's completely reasonable of me to use statistics in a reply.
#1075 - Kanoah (04/23/2013) [-]
Percentages ARE a math lesson. We're too good for that.
#8 - How about: "Teeth so white, they can get a loan." … 04/23/2013 on A small bit of racial... +6
#10 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2013 on A well timed panoramic photo. +173
#47 - walkingdisaster (04/23/2013) [-]
How the fuck does this have any thumbs
#110 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
people prefer the same joke over and over and over
User avatar #122 - walkingdisaster (04/23/2013) [-]
I guess they do
User avatar #124 - arziben (04/24/2013) [-]
just look at youtube top comments
#102 - elatedmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry. I'll thumb you up, buddy.
User avatar #101 - hanabro (04/23/2013) [-]
Here, you can have some thumbs too. Red ones.
#133 - <-- Description/Tags 04/22/2013 on It's a feel +2
#86 - After a swim, finally getting that little bit of water out of … 04/22/2013 on The Best Feeling You Can... 0
#92 - Stay in school, kids. 04/21/2013 on McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun +1
#107 - Picture 04/19/2013 on finally I did it +1
#8 - Why don't you just take the civil unrest...and push it somewhere else? 04/19/2013 on Will do! +40
#1 - <-- HFW the day comes. 04/18/2013 on Title +9
#1 - Picture 04/18/2013 on The two most important days... +2
#1 - Okay OP, so you drive an ambulance. Good for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on License plate +3
#2 - jasonab (04/18/2013) [-]
All while fighting aids, yeah.
#31 - Comment deleted 04/18/2013 on REGULAR FAIRY TALE 0
#52 - Oh, well would you look at that. Windows XP/ Vista/ 7. I don't… 04/18/2013 on Only Real Men Can Play This -1
#1 - Comment deleted 04/17/2013 on Gametophyte Shot 0
#87 - I guess the black does rub off... 04/17/2013 on Skid marks +2
#1 - Comment deleted 04/17/2013 on Just us two 0
#252 - Tiglons and Ligers are actually not the same. A Tiglon is the … 04/16/2013 on But what about the bears? +6
#187 - No, because saying you are a "90's" adult is not the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on 90's Bane 0
#210 - lateday (04/11/2013) [-]
Do me.
#190 - winsauceiswin (04/11/2013) [-]
#174 - But you were not a 90's adult.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2013 on 90's Bane 0
User avatar #175 - winsauceiswin (04/11/2013) [-]
i was not an adult in the 90's this is true. but i figure you can say that i am a 90's adult since i am an adult and i was born in the 90's
User avatar #205 - centurionprime (04/11/2013) [-]
thre reason you cant say you were a 90's adult, is simply because you werent an adult in the 90's as you said yourself, you are still a 90's kid.
#209 - winsauceiswin (04/11/2013) [-]
i can say whatever i want
User avatar #215 - centurionprime (04/11/2013) [-]
yes you can, but you said that I, the reader of your comment,

could say that you are a 90's adult, and its the darndest thing, i can! who knew!
but i'll let you in on a little secret

IT WOULDNT BE TRUE.
#218 - winsauceiswin (04/11/2013) [-]
#237 - centurionprime (04/11/2013) [-]
well okay, lets dance.
#187 - elatedmonkey (04/11/2013) [-]
No, because saying you are a "90's" adult is not the same as saying you are a "white" adult or a "black" adult. The 90's refers to a specific time period and is time-dependent, as is the term "adult". You cannot use them together to refer to yourself now (adult) AND then (in the 90's), in the way you described because it implies that you were an adult in the 90's. You could say, "I am an adult that was born in the 90's."

Technically, you can say whatever you want, but when you say it like that, it will be misinterpreted.
#210 - lateday (04/11/2013) [-]
Do me.
#190 - winsauceiswin (04/11/2013) [-]
#120 - Cute puppy thread?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2013 on nice +3
#164 - ashee (04/10/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#163 - futuremarinesniper (04/10/2013) [-]
#138 - xxfireflyxx (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, okay.
#2 - Looks like OP's never getting married... 04/10/2013 on I don't support gay marriage +6

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User avatar #2 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #1 - elatedmonkey (06/13/2012) [-]
1st
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