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#16 - That would explain why they dress so well... 03/28/2013 on Good guy Ubisoft +1
#73 - When I saw the one about Jigsaw I instantly red the signature … 03/12/2013 on world deadliest horror villain 0
#452 - That death was my own fault and my opponent is simply better t… 01/24/2013 on What defines(and doesn't) a... +4
#6 - When did kicking somebody in the balls become an average way t…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Facebook (1) +26
#9 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
see, i've heard it said a thousand times, and every bit of media portrays it that way as well, but i've been kicked in the balls and yeah it hurts, but.... there's a limit ya know?

In one of the Transporter movies, Jason Statham kicks a 300 pound musclebound thug in the nuts and he collapses and becomes useless? Really?
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#122 - elcreepo (01/13/2013) [-]
You can loose your ability to have children. If hit hard enough you can loose a nut.

I've seen kids on the ground after being kicked hard coughing blood or just laying there crying while in the fetal position.
#123 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
i got the message. I'm either lacking sensation in my testes or do not know what it means to get hit in the nuts. Everyone else has already pointed it out.
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#124 - elcreepo (01/13/2013) [-]
See a doctor.
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#119 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
wow... when i last was here this was a level conversation and nobody had any thumbs.... Alright... i guess i'm just 100% wrong according to funnyjunk
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#10 - siridontcare (01/12/2013) [-]
..... I don't think you have been kicked in the balls... there is no limit... it can always be harder and it can always hurt more. People can cough up blood if hit there hard enough
#11 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
well we all have our opinions.... but i've been kicked in the balls 4 times. Once by sister, once by cousin, twice by bullies. Unless they all managed to fuck it up....
#12 - siridontcare (01/12/2013) [-]
maybe you are broken or extremely gifted with-
#13 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
I doubt i am a man of such rare blessings. As much as i'd like to have some radioactive titanium-coated cojones.... i could live with being broken! Removes one great weakness of man!
#6 - And in those 14 seconds i'll been stood still frozen in fear, **** 01/10/2013 on gonna get me gun +1
#325 - Don't tell them it's a joke, you're just weakening the gene pool! 01/09/2013 on Pranksters +3
#92 - WHY DO BITCHES HAVE TO BE CRAZY?! Flirts with people … 12/10/2012 on Halo 4 +3
#47 - This guy came to my highschool... it was awesome 12/04/2012 on I met this guy 0
#85 - Imagine if the owner was a man and the intruder was a woman 11/26/2012 on this cant be real +7
#1 - Well I'm going to hell, anyone want me to save them a seat?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on 4chan 0
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#5 - eccleston (11/22/2012) [-]
I got my seat when I laughed at the "YMCA Jesus", but thanks anyway.