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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
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#82 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2015 on FEMINIST CAN LOOSE! 0
#106 - davidteninch Comment deleted by eklipsbrate
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#92 - Obviously,dude's pretty average. 04/09/2015 on Prom? 0
#37 - Sick burn brah 04/08/2015 on Prom? -2
#31 - I agree 04/08/2015 on Prom? -1
#16 - Good.She ugly as hell anyway,dude can do better.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Prom? +18
User avatar #54 - ljxjlos (04/08/2015) [-]
He really isn´t the biggest catch either, tho.
User avatar #92 - eklipsbrate (04/09/2015) [-]
Obviously,dude's pretty average.
User avatar #36 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/08/2015) [-]
don't take the rejection so personal bro
User avatar #37 - eklipsbrate (04/08/2015) [-]
Sick burn brah
#17 - fiahhawt (04/08/2015) [-]
Dude ain't so attractive either.
#64 - EpicAnon (04/08/2015) [-]
I ain't gay, but Trey Songz (He's a rapper) is the most attractive man I've seen.
User avatar #55 - harpoonafrittata (04/08/2015) [-]
Then they're perfect for each other.
#32 - John Cena (04/08/2015) [-]
What did you say you sexit butch?!
User avatar #28 - satansferret (04/08/2015) [-]
He at least has a decent bone structure in his face to work a matching body into it though, miss blob face has nearly none.
#84 - John Cena (04/09/2015) [-]
She might have, plus he might have a bad personality also. It's not all about the looks, he might be one of those annoying sc users.
User avatar #31 - eklipsbrate (04/08/2015) [-]
I agree
#76 - My 70yo landlord,not cool man 04/06/2015 on Who is It? 0
#30 - >very expensive they're like 80 bucks 04/05/2015 on First Year Art Students 0
#71 - I know people like the games for whatever reason but damn thos… 04/05/2015 on HYPE 0
#9 - Imposter! Fake! Phony! 04/03/2015 on F-16 +2
#15 - He inhaled his own piss 04/03/2015 on Battle of the gods 0
#64 - >That blood spatter >no visible wound 9/11 inside job 04/02/2015 on Parenting +2
#54 - Oh come on he has aunt May  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Parenting 0
#56 - exceeding (04/02/2015) [-]
*Pang!* not anymore
User avatar #64 - eklipsbrate (04/02/2015) [-]
>That blood spatter
>no visible wound
9/11 inside job
User avatar #61 - isradam (04/02/2015) [-]
Oh no she stained her dress with tomato sauce.
#34 - I d-do. If they're up for it that is and only with girls. 04/01/2015 on meme social network 0
#101 - Well then we were arguing for nothing since my whole point was… 03/30/2015 on Anons Robotics Club -7
#97 - Your whole point was that you can't win,it wasn't about the ki…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Anons Robotics Club -7
User avatar #99 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Not mine, the annon was talking about winning
User avatar #101 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well then we were arguing for nothing since my whole point was that you can win in spite of unfavorable odds and that whining about it is dumb,I agree that the mentors are stealing valuable experience from the kids and that it's only going to be bad for the kids no matter what reward they win
#61 - Well your work isn't being done by a mentor,is it? No ones ste…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Anons Robotics Club -14
User avatar #89 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about my work, I'm talking about the kids on the teams whose mentors are stealing it. They are missing out on a huge part of FIRST and a huge advantage
User avatar #97 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Your whole point was that you can't win,it wasn't about the kids and their experience and now it suddenly is?
User avatar #99 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Not mine, the annon was talking about winning
User avatar #101 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well then we were arguing for nothing since my whole point was that you can win in spite of unfavorable odds and that whining about it is dumb,I agree that the mentors are stealing valuable experience from the kids and that it's only going to be bad for the kids no matter what reward they win
#33 - You will if you practice  [+] (6 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Anons Robotics Club -18
User avatar #34 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Exactly, high school students don't have practice in engineering, only knowledge. FIRST is about giving students practice, and that is taken away when mentors do all the work
User avatar #61 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well your work isn't being done by a mentor,is it? No ones stealing your practice,just your prizes.
User avatar #89 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about my work, I'm talking about the kids on the teams whose mentors are stealing it. They are missing out on a huge part of FIRST and a huge advantage
User avatar #97 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Your whole point was that you can't win,it wasn't about the kids and their experience and now it suddenly is?
User avatar #99 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Not mine, the annon was talking about winning
User avatar #101 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well then we were arguing for nothing since my whole point was that you can win in spite of unfavorable odds and that whining about it is dumb,I agree that the mentors are stealing valuable experience from the kids and that it's only going to be bad for the kids no matter what reward they win
#30 - Dude setting aside all the theatrics,you can learn anything yo…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Anons Robotics Club -20
User avatar #32 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter how much raw knowledge they have, its about experience. You can read how to play a violin for 100 years, but you'll never play in the NY Phil.
User avatar #33 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
You will if you practice
User avatar #34 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Exactly, high school students don't have practice in engineering, only knowledge. FIRST is about giving students practice, and that is taken away when mentors do all the work
User avatar #61 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well your work isn't being done by a mentor,is it? No ones stealing your practice,just your prizes.
User avatar #89 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about my work, I'm talking about the kids on the teams whose mentors are stealing it. They are missing out on a huge part of FIRST and a huge advantage
User avatar #97 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Your whole point was that you can't win,it wasn't about the kids and their experience and now it suddenly is?
User avatar #99 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Not mine, the annon was talking about winning
User avatar #101 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well then we were arguing for nothing since my whole point was that you can win in spite of unfavorable odds and that whining about it is dumb,I agree that the mentors are stealing valuable experience from the kids and that it's only going to be bad for the kids no matter what reward they win
#25 - Point is you ain't trying hard enough kid,you gotta do everyth…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Anons Robotics Club -27
User avatar #31 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
would it be okay for a high school football team to hire NFL players to play for them? That's what's happening
User avatar #40 - azumeow (03/30/2015) [-]
According to this tard, yes it's fine.
User avatar #125 - kikibeats (03/31/2015) [-]
i Lol'd. this guy is basically giving a pep-talk to cheat and buy your way to the top as long as you "TRY YOUR FUCKING BEST AND GIVE YOUR GOD DAMN ALL!"
#28 - John Cena (03/30/2015) [-]
Because a sixteen-year-old with part of a high school education and next to no experience in robotics and programming is going to make something even close to what a professional with a doctorate can do? This is like having Joe DiMaggio playing Little League in place of a nine-year-old and claiming 'that's life.' This is a regulated competition of peers, not a fucking execution. I get your point that kids these days need to suck it up, but that's not the issue here. They're not showcasing the kids' talents or designs at all, it's basically the engineering equivalent of steroids, except worse, since steroids will hit a limit much faster than hiring someone who builds robots for a living.
User avatar #30 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Dude setting aside all the theatrics,you can learn anything you want on the internet,the internet is one great pool of knowledge. I myself have an extensive digital library on robotics,from the most basic electronics and programing to advanced robots,bionics,microcontrollers,industrial machines,even the creation of simple and advanced space crafts,every single formula,technique and piece of information you need is somewhere out there readily available. You just have to have the drive and look. Sure they got it easier with their money and influence,sure it's a shitty thing to do and in the long run it'll do them more bad than good but that's just life.
People need to get over the whole equality/equity thing and just give their all for something they love.
User avatar #32 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter how much raw knowledge they have, its about experience. You can read how to play a violin for 100 years, but you'll never play in the NY Phil.
User avatar #33 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
You will if you practice
User avatar #34 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Exactly, high school students don't have practice in engineering, only knowledge. FIRST is about giving students practice, and that is taken away when mentors do all the work
User avatar #61 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well your work isn't being done by a mentor,is it? No ones stealing your practice,just your prizes.
User avatar #89 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about my work, I'm talking about the kids on the teams whose mentors are stealing it. They are missing out on a huge part of FIRST and a huge advantage
User avatar #97 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Your whole point was that you can't win,it wasn't about the kids and their experience and now it suddenly is?
User avatar #99 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Not mine, the annon was talking about winning
User avatar #101 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well then we were arguing for nothing since my whole point was that you can win in spite of unfavorable odds and that whining about it is dumb,I agree that the mentors are stealing valuable experience from the kids and that it's only going to be bad for the kids no matter what reward they win
#23 - *************** man,you guys go out there and make some…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Anons Robotics Club -30
#58 - John Cena (03/30/2015) [-]
"don't cry about unfairness or whatever"
are you fucking retarded?

the point of the competition is that the high-school students do it, not 30+ year old faggots with lots of experience who got paid for it

high-school students have fuckton to study/hobbies/other problems to deal with and most likely an 18-yo shit is not an expert on the matter.

there ARE times to complain and this is one.
User avatar #56 - heartlessrobot (03/30/2015) [-]
It's next to impossible for an amateur to beat a professional in a competition that involves zero luck or chance. Hell, the professional would have to fuck up on purpose.
#24 - John Cena (03/30/2015) [-]
Getting fucked over by people with connections is life, yeah, but FIRST is supposed to be a showcase and competition of the students' ideas, what goes on now is straight-up bullshit. I don't give a fuck what Billy's daddy's friend from Boston Scientific with 23 years of experience making extreme-environment rovers can do, I want to see what Billy can do.
User avatar #25 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Point is you ain't trying hard enough kid,you gotta do everything in your power to make the best fucking robot possible,they're not paying off the judges,they're not sucking dicks backstage so they can win.They're bringing in amazing robot designs,sure someone else had the idea,maybe even built it for them,but that doesn't fucking matter.Yeah it's not fair,nothings fucking fair,life is just one big chaotic mess and it's GONNA push you down,it's GONNA make you wanna quit,it's GONNA want you to stay in your house and to nothing,be nobody. Does that mean you have to take it?
HELL NO,you GONNA SPIT IN LIFES FACE AND SAY: FUCK YOU I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY;I'M GONNA BE GREAT;AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT.
User avatar #31 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
would it be okay for a high school football team to hire NFL players to play for them? That's what's happening
User avatar #40 - azumeow (03/30/2015) [-]
According to this tard, yes it's fine.
User avatar #125 - kikibeats (03/31/2015) [-]
i Lol'd. this guy is basically giving a pep-talk to cheat and buy your way to the top as long as you "TRY YOUR FUCKING BEST AND GIVE YOUR GOD DAMN ALL!"
#28 - John Cena (03/30/2015) [-]
Because a sixteen-year-old with part of a high school education and next to no experience in robotics and programming is going to make something even close to what a professional with a doctorate can do? This is like having Joe DiMaggio playing Little League in place of a nine-year-old and claiming 'that's life.' This is a regulated competition of peers, not a fucking execution. I get your point that kids these days need to suck it up, but that's not the issue here. They're not showcasing the kids' talents or designs at all, it's basically the engineering equivalent of steroids, except worse, since steroids will hit a limit much faster than hiring someone who builds robots for a living.
User avatar #30 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Dude setting aside all the theatrics,you can learn anything you want on the internet,the internet is one great pool of knowledge. I myself have an extensive digital library on robotics,from the most basic electronics and programing to advanced robots,bionics,microcontrollers,industrial machines,even the creation of simple and advanced space crafts,every single formula,technique and piece of information you need is somewhere out there readily available. You just have to have the drive and look. Sure they got it easier with their money and influence,sure it's a shitty thing to do and in the long run it'll do them more bad than good but that's just life.
People need to get over the whole equality/equity thing and just give their all for something they love.
User avatar #32 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter how much raw knowledge they have, its about experience. You can read how to play a violin for 100 years, but you'll never play in the NY Phil.
User avatar #33 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
You will if you practice
User avatar #34 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Exactly, high school students don't have practice in engineering, only knowledge. FIRST is about giving students practice, and that is taken away when mentors do all the work
User avatar #61 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well your work isn't being done by a mentor,is it? No ones stealing your practice,just your prizes.
User avatar #89 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about my work, I'm talking about the kids on the teams whose mentors are stealing it. They are missing out on a huge part of FIRST and a huge advantage
User avatar #97 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Your whole point was that you can't win,it wasn't about the kids and their experience and now it suddenly is?
User avatar #99 - mashi (03/30/2015) [-]
Not mine, the annon was talking about winning
User avatar #101 - eklipsbrate (03/30/2015) [-]
Well then we were arguing for nothing since my whole point was that you can win in spite of unfavorable odds and that whining about it is dumb,I agree that the mentors are stealing valuable experience from the kids and that it's only going to be bad for the kids no matter what reward they win
#10 - U W0T M8? Kirk and Picard >>>>>> anyone else  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Star Trek -1
User avatar #11 - natabre (03/29/2015) [-]
-gasps-
#42 - Nah man Revan was a good guy 03/25/2015 on I would buy it 0
#44 - BuUuUuUuUuUuUuUrn  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on There Can Only Be One 0
User avatar #45 - fishandkids (03/24/2015) [-]
If she felt like it she could have "accidentaly" made me paralyzed or something.
#21 - >DARPA >DNA Vaccines I think I'll pass. 03/23/2015 on This week in science +1
#16 - Not repetitive? What show have you been watching? It's been &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Supernatural +27
#118 - uberbunk (03/23/2015) [-]
Season 5 was intended to be the last season, season 6 was a mistake, by season 7 it started to get a bit more watchable, still with common cringe-invoking acting, at this point it's the kind of enjoyment you'd get from reading a comic book. Nothing really scary since season 4, and at that point Family Remains was really an outlier. I enjoy watching it, but I'd call it Fantasy before calling it Horror at this point.
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User avatar #1 - alhemicar (07/09/2013) [-]
Ne znam da li si musliman, ali da ti čestitam ako jesi.

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