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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
Last Login:5/18/2015
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#22 - plot twist Crowley get's tortured 05/09/2015 on hell is pain.. 0
#6 - "Hello Yoda" "No Vader,Dad I am" 05/08/2015 on The shadows of his past +7
#11 - I'm guessing it's because having a child with a white man in A…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Let's see what's on the... 0
User avatar #15 - fuzzyballs (05/08/2015) [-]
it doesn't say white anywhere
don't guess, it's what stupid people do
#33 - In a loud bar where you're going to get served multiple times …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Bartender -1
User avatar #40 - beerbellycolly (05/08/2015) [-]
its not a big bar or loud and its a sign of disrespect.
#65 - anonymous (05/08/2015) [-]
grow a pair
User avatar #34 - thenewgizmobox (05/08/2015) [-]
just talk louder
#28 - Well how else is someone going to get your attention if you're…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Bartender -1
User avatar #31 - thenewgizmobox (05/08/2015) [-]
"hello can you please serve me?"
User avatar #33 - eklipsbrate (05/08/2015) [-]
In a loud bar where you're going to get served multiple times through the night? It's just a signal man,no reason to be a dick about and not serve people.
User avatar #40 - beerbellycolly (05/08/2015) [-]
its not a big bar or loud and its a sign of disrespect.
#65 - anonymous (05/08/2015) [-]
grow a pair
User avatar #34 - thenewgizmobox (05/08/2015) [-]
just talk louder
#27 - Oh I'll just hold these 5 bucks in my hand for 20 minutes,it's…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Bartender 0
User avatar #35 - sixfivefourtwoone (05/08/2015) [-]
Put it in your pocket and sit there and wait your turn. Sounds so difficult to pull it out of your pocket when you're served.
#43 - rszerotwo (05/08/2015) [-]
Or at least pull out your wallet while the bartender is getting your drink.
#25 - If you're being slow as **** you can't expect someone t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Bartender 0
User avatar #26 - nerdgasm (05/08/2015) [-]
if people are waiting for drinks i expect them to have their wallet ready and not fumble around their purse for 5 minutes
User avatar #27 - eklipsbrate (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh I'll just hold these 5 bucks in my hand for 20 minutes,it's not like it's a complete bother.
User avatar #35 - sixfivefourtwoone (05/08/2015) [-]
Put it in your pocket and sit there and wait your turn. Sounds so difficult to pull it out of your pocket when you're served.
#43 - rszerotwo (05/08/2015) [-]
Or at least pull out your wallet while the bartender is getting your drink.
#207 - At first I was like MAN,THOSE TIDDIES but then I was like awww… 05/08/2015 on The daddy 0
#14 - And that's how an anime protagonist was born.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on worth the read +207
User avatar #72 - msparta (05/07/2015) [-]
I came here to feel, but you ruined it
#37 - sanitarysan (05/07/2015) [-]
true anime protagonist will find their own way to survive
#73 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #74 - sanitarysan (05/07/2015) [-]
berserk,
guts (the main character) was born from a villager who was hanged from a tree and fell about 10 feet into a puddle of blood,
#5 - I think he did at one point,not sure in what universe though  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2015 on mjolnir mearly jests +4
#7 - haytux (05/05/2015) [-]
A quick google search says that he actually wielded Mjolnir twice, once in 1988 (The Mighty Thor #390) and once in 2011 (Fear Itself #7). In the Might Thor #390, he was able to wield it while Thor was held down by some villains and gave it back. In Fear Itself #7, CA's shield was destroyed, so he was using nearby assault rifles to hold off whoever he was fighting. Thor was somewhere in the sky and actually dropped Mjolnir. CA picked it up and used it.

Random Goggle Guy, away!
#123 - anonymous (05/06/2015) [-]
Godspeed, random google guy.
User avatar #20 - Heavy (05/06/2015) [-]
Black widow has as too, little Easter egg in the film when she says she doesn't want to try and lift it
User avatar #151 - fuckingtrolls (05/06/2015) [-]
as too
User avatar #63 - guardianatreyu (05/06/2015) [-]
I'm only aware of her wielding it in a 'What If?' issue for 'Age of Ultron' unrelated to the movie by the way . So that's not canon.

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User avatar #1 - alhemicar (07/09/2013) [-]
Ne znam da li si musliman, ali da ti čestitam ako jesi.

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