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#9 - Reminds me of lovelylittlel on mfc but it's probably not her. 13 hours ago on friendly reminder 0
#68 - Nice ad hominem. One could argue that the animals don… 06/29/2015 on It's the only thing left now 0
#63 - Dude kids, boys and girls alike, had arranged marriages and ol…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on It's the only thing left now 0
User avatar #64 - domny (06/29/2015) [-]
oh wait you're talking about legalization of those two, not about legal marriage?
well shit i just wrote half a book for nothing.
in that case i fully agree there's gonna be people tryin to push that and maybe even succeed.
a lil misunderstanding on my side sry bos.
#60 - Same thing could have been said for gay marriage a few decades ago.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on It's the only thing left now +1
User avatar #61 - domny (06/29/2015) [-]
no.
gay marriage is between concenting adults.
as long as we wont allow babies to drink vodka and smoke we also wont allow pedophilia.
the concept here is that adults can make bad decisions and be responsible for it, children can't.
children have been protected not just from the outside world but also from themselves since the very beginning of humanity.
if a child wants to marry an adult we'll say no because we want to protect the child.
if a gay couple wants to marry some say no because of religion or because the (long gone) "function" of marriage.
those two are fundamentally differend.
religion changes (slowly but it does)
social constructs such as marriage change
child protection instincts will never change. its not something we decide, it's not a concious thing. its one of our very basic instincts.
like i said it's never going to be a thing.
the only thing i can see happening is lowering the age of concent a few years.
User avatar #63 - eklipsbrate (06/29/2015) [-]
Dude kids, boys and girls alike, had arranged marriages and older lovers since the beginning of civilized society. The greek men had young boy lovers and it was considered normal. Also gay marriage, apart from being a sin in most if not all religion, was also considered unnatural and a mental illness so the hate wasn't exclusively tied to religion.

Well yeah lowering the age of consent is what the pedophile movements are trying to do now, but what happens if that passed? Won't people argue that if they can consent to a relationship then they can also, of their own free will, want to get married? Also marriage isn't really an issue with pedophilia since the kids are gonna get older and the pedophiles probably won't be attracted to them anymore.

In conclusion, although parental instincts exist, by studying the past we can see that they're not a valid argument for the impossibility of pedophilia being legalized.
User avatar #64 - domny (06/29/2015) [-]
oh wait you're talking about legalization of those two, not about legal marriage?
well shit i just wrote half a book for nothing.
in that case i fully agree there's gonna be people tryin to push that and maybe even succeed.
a lil misunderstanding on my side sry bos.
#31 - 30 years ago gay people also weren't willing to be activists b…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on It's the only thing left now +5
#66 - headhunternl (06/29/2015) [-]
Because as far as I know, nobody is harmed by gays.. It's about 2 consenting adults, not 1 consenting adult and an animal or child
User avatar #68 - eklipsbrate (06/29/2015) [-]
Nice ad hominem.

One could argue that the animals don't mind,if they're not forced to do it and are not actively struggling against it, so it could be considered consent.

Also one could argue that the age of consent should be lowered, since again in the eyes of some people (who are currently the minority but so were gay supporters 30 years ago) children ,let's say ages 12 and up, can, arguably, decide for themselves.

These are not opinions I share,just examples of how these kinds of people think.
#65 - headhunternl has deleted their comment.
#9 - Mark my words, there will be social justice movements for beas…  [+] (27 new replies) 06/29/2015 on It's the only thing left now +64
User avatar #59 - domny (06/29/2015) [-]
however there's no way they're getting throught.
at least not pedophilia.
User avatar #60 - eklipsbrate (06/29/2015) [-]
Same thing could have been said for gay marriage a few decades ago.
User avatar #61 - domny (06/29/2015) [-]
no.
gay marriage is between concenting adults.
as long as we wont allow babies to drink vodka and smoke we also wont allow pedophilia.
the concept here is that adults can make bad decisions and be responsible for it, children can't.
children have been protected not just from the outside world but also from themselves since the very beginning of humanity.
if a child wants to marry an adult we'll say no because we want to protect the child.
if a gay couple wants to marry some say no because of religion or because the (long gone) "function" of marriage.
those two are fundamentally differend.
religion changes (slowly but it does)
social constructs such as marriage change
child protection instincts will never change. its not something we decide, it's not a concious thing. its one of our very basic instincts.
like i said it's never going to be a thing.
the only thing i can see happening is lowering the age of concent a few years.
User avatar #63 - eklipsbrate (06/29/2015) [-]
Dude kids, boys and girls alike, had arranged marriages and older lovers since the beginning of civilized society. The greek men had young boy lovers and it was considered normal. Also gay marriage, apart from being a sin in most if not all religion, was also considered unnatural and a mental illness so the hate wasn't exclusively tied to religion.

Well yeah lowering the age of consent is what the pedophile movements are trying to do now, but what happens if that passed? Won't people argue that if they can consent to a relationship then they can also, of their own free will, want to get married? Also marriage isn't really an issue with pedophilia since the kids are gonna get older and the pedophiles probably won't be attracted to them anymore.

In conclusion, although parental instincts exist, by studying the past we can see that they're not a valid argument for the impossibility of pedophilia being legalized.
User avatar #64 - domny (06/29/2015) [-]
oh wait you're talking about legalization of those two, not about legal marriage?
well shit i just wrote half a book for nothing.
in that case i fully agree there's gonna be people tryin to push that and maybe even succeed.
a lil misunderstanding on my side sry bos.
User avatar #57 - infinitereaper (06/29/2015) [-]
can't wait
User avatar #46 - klick (06/29/2015) [-]
I know of a few groups trying to legalize pedophilia. They argue that they don't do anything to the child that the child didn't want. Some want to just lower the age of consent, usually somewhere around 10

Obviously, they have had very little success.
User avatar #45 - whatupbiatch (06/29/2015) [-]
bestiality is legal in some states...
User avatar #44 - masteroffj (06/29/2015) [-]
I've seen some small ones in the usa.
User avatar #55 - dreygur (06/29/2015) [-]
Those have always existed
#32 - mooghens (06/29/2015) [-]
Beastiality was legal in Denmark until the 15th of may this year.
This is why we can't have nice things
User avatar #47 - wallbuilder (06/29/2015) [-]
Was. So, progress.
User avatar #35 - therealtjthemedic (06/29/2015) [-]
You're right, that's sad.
#25 - exsequor (06/29/2015) [-]
Difference is, those movements will fail. Even with how many people were/are opposed to gay marriage, it's still consenting adults. Besides, gay people are more than willing to be activists in the public eye, I highly doubt many people would care to be seen on TV at a bestiality or pedophilia pride march.
User avatar #31 - eklipsbrate (06/29/2015) [-]
30 years ago gay people also weren't willing to be activists because of public backlash,whose to say that won't happen with bestiality and pedophilia
#66 - headhunternl (06/29/2015) [-]
Because as far as I know, nobody is harmed by gays.. It's about 2 consenting adults, not 1 consenting adult and an animal or child
User avatar #68 - eklipsbrate (06/29/2015) [-]
Nice ad hominem.

One could argue that the animals don't mind,if they're not forced to do it and are not actively struggling against it, so it could be considered consent.

Also one could argue that the age of consent should be lowered, since again in the eyes of some people (who are currently the minority but so were gay supporters 30 years ago) children ,let's say ages 12 and up, can, arguably, decide for themselves.

These are not opinions I share,just examples of how these kinds of people think.
#65 - headhunternl has deleted their comment.
#22 - headhunternl (06/29/2015) [-]
In the Netherlands we already had Martijn. An association that advocates the acceptance of pedophilia and legalization of sexual relationships between adults and children.

The Dutch Supreme Court overturned the decision by the higher court on 18 April 2014, resulting in a final ban of the association.

The association is planning to appeal their case at the European Court of Human Rights.
User avatar #53 - commoncrunch (06/29/2015) [-]
Wonderful. Hopefully, one day they'll succeed.
#26 - midkupficker (06/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #20 - angelious (06/29/2015) [-]
there is a movement who is quite rightfully saying they.like gays cannot change their sexual attraction and blaa blaa blaa.


still think they shouldnt go around diddling kids...
User avatar #13 - alfibrakiz (06/29/2015) [-]
Well, in my country beastiality got illigelized very recently. I can actually remember when it was legal. It did attract a lot of sex tourists. It was legal to have sex with any animal you want as long as the animal doesn't get hurt. Think it was illegalized in 2008 or something. Same time as prostitution.
User avatar #24 - krynax (06/29/2015) [-]
you live in zimbabawa?
User avatar #43 - alfibrakiz (06/29/2015) [-]
I live in Norway
User avatar #10 - thumbsdenied (06/29/2015) [-]
Nambla, and im fairly sure there is a group for beastility aswell
#15 - avarius (06/29/2015) [-]
what's your problem with NAMBLA?
#19 - Payment per card? 06/23/2015 on Artists Wanted! 0
#17 - How about you tell us how big the project is,what are the requ…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Artists Wanted! 0
#18 - kirkatronics (06/23/2015) [-]
There are around 200 cards all ogether but the first lot includes 40.
User avatar #19 - eklipsbrate (06/23/2015) [-]
Payment per card?
#6 - It might be worth it to some people and for some projects but … 06/22/2015 on Super Troopers 2 Trailer. 0
#3 - I really hate that in this day and age it's okay to ask people…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Super Troopers 2 Trailer. +1
User avatar #5 - wilburn (06/22/2015) [-]
they were actually offering some crazy stuff, people that gave like 10 bucks got t shirts and jazz but the people who were willing and able to pay a piece into it got way more, id say click on the video link and follow the url from there and just read the offers, its worth a chuckle.

also they got 4.5M, even i ditched out 20$
User avatar #6 - eklipsbrate (06/22/2015) [-]
It might be worth it to some people and for some projects but I think the whole kickstarter thing is horrible,the anon that replied to my post summed it up pretty nicely
User avatar #4 - pappanoodles (06/22/2015) [-]
kickstarter is just a way to gain funds without having to share the profits with your investor
#7 - ricobendimez (06/23/2015) [-]
Right and if you read through their article with The Daily Beast: www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/27/why-we-re-making-super-troopers-2.html Second chapter of the Indigogo paragraph it reads,

"He said that there is legislation in Washington, as we speak, that if signed, will make equity-based crowdfunding a reality. Think about that. In the very near future, when the major studios won’t finance anything but superhero origin stories, I’ll be able to come to the fans for investment, not donation. If the film makes money, they’ll all get paid back plus a profit." They discuss their unhappiness with having someone invest and then have that person have to repay for the movie they already invested in.

This document that is working its way through legislation can be seen here: www.crowdfundinsider.com/2015/03/65007-the-reg-a-bombshell-50m-unaccredited-equity-crowdfunding-title-iv-takes-center-stage/

This would be sexy, would it not?
#8 - pappanoodles (06/23/2015) [-]
damn that's hot

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