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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:10/11/2014
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#4 - Did you even read the title?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on *Nervously reaches for... 0
#6 - doctersmiles (07/06/2014) [-]
irrelevant.
User avatar #7 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2014) [-]
Not exactly, the entire point was for this to be a joke.
#8 - doctersmiles (07/06/2014) [-]
It is a joke, the guy is throwing theory around but without any supporting facts to even hint that its accurate, but this is't a "joke."
#5 - doctersmiles has deleted their comment.
#356 - I mean, the game is made by a japanese studio, under the eyes … 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#355 - inb4 "but m-muh turn-based...." 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords -1
#354 - Here's a lil secret. You ready? The souls franchise is a JRPG.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #355 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
inb4 "but m-muh turn-based...."
#209 - That's the thing. Attack on Titan is good, but far from the be… 07/03/2014 on Animoo -1
#699 - It's all ogre. 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#689 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself +1
#282 - Sorry, Persona is cool and all, but it cannot overcome…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #353 - OldSnake (07/03/2014) [-]
Jrpg's. J-RPG's. As in, Japanese?

I specifically said JRPG's to avoid people bringing their Demon's Souls into the picture.
User avatar #356 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I mean, the game is made by a japanese studio, under the eyes of a japanese director, and was first released world-wide after overwhelming success in japan.
User avatar #354 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Here's a lil secret. You ready? The souls franchise is a JRPG...
Thank You FromSoft!  - A Demon's Souls Retrospective
User avatar #355 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
inb4 "but m-muh turn-based...."
#280 - You convinced me. Why aren't we funding this? Bring back sword… 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#278 - The picture is someone using the giantdad build in dark souls … 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#277 - All recent FF weapons look like bionicle **** . 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#274 - Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords +6
#323 - thecrayzeeman (07/03/2014) [-]
Atleast he was a psychopath like 90% of the other characters.

Although, he is stuck in a land full of undead, and has a demon chained up in his basement, so there that is.
#272 - You COULD half-sword a longsword tho. 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#263 - Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly… 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#259 - I wouldn't call him fat per-se...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#256 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#255 - Also, maces are actualy pretty small. At leas…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #257 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
I've seen too many of his videos, never knew he was fat till he did demo's
User avatar #259 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him fat per-se...
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#252 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#163 - Oi, get back up in the sky, I like the two moons where they are! 07/03/2014 on Stereotypes are wrong, M'kay 0
#162 - Meh, purple isn't as crazy of a colour. It doesn't really stan…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Stereotypes are wrong, M'kay 0
User avatar #176 - stiltsformidgets (07/04/2014) [-]
Even if it's not that crazy, people might dye their hair bright green or whatever for the same reason.

I know a lot of people with crazy hair colours but i only know one person who seems to do it for attention. She's a different colour every week and like "Dying my hair tomorrow! what colour do you think? zebra print?! i'm such a wild one, look at me!"

I just think it's stupid that it's always assumed that people dye it for attention, because the same could be said for wearing fancy clothes, using fake tan and make-up... They're most likely doing it because they personally like how it looks.
#2326 - Though even the greatest masters would be doomed with this. 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#2322 - **eiaisqzbsesb rolled image ** A master at arms can use any…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
User avatar #2326 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Though even the greatest masters would be doomed with this.
#130 - Bitcoin is an online currency with actual value which is "… 07/03/2014 on Gotta love the FCC. 0
#9187296 - Interesting. 07/03/2014 on sfw random board 0
#980179 - Steins gate lied to us.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#980265 - spleed (07/02/2014) [-]
Steins;Gate is full of shit.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT
User avatar #980266 - nomora (07/02/2014) [-]
You are so god damn wrong.
#980267 - spleed (07/02/2014) [-]
It's not shit.
It's FULL of shit.

...about the banana.
User avatar #980180 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2014) [-]
this guy has a whole theme song and introduction for microwaving shit, i love that
User avatar #980182 - alleksi (07/02/2014) [-]
not to mention he did it in 2007. dudes like waaaay ahead his time
User avatar #980183 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2014) [-]
well duh he has a time mach- nah too easy, not gonna say it
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#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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*******					 math.  How does it work.
******* math. How does it work.
User avatar #151 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2014) [-]
Gonna put this here for safekeeping.
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ******** of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of *********** . I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event.
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You ********** are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes.
You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin *********** are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will ********* your souls.
I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you **** so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into *********** of galactic destruction."
User avatar #147 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
Hej.
User avatar #148 to #147 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
Good day
User avatar #149 to #148 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
yes it is ja
how did we become friends ?
User avatar #150 to #149 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
"LET IT GO" FROZEN UKULELE COVER (FOR KIDS)
Your username, me repeatedly making references to Lorkhan lore.
User avatar #141 - reginleif (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that **** was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Seriöst?

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
#120 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/10/2014) [-]
Got all my pics back
User avatar #95 - phantomi (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
hi
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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