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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:3/26/2015
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#54 - Problem is, Ganondorf is the reincarnated form of the demon ki…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Triforce - Power +1
#58 - bluemagebrilly (03/12/2015) [-]
Correct, but that doesn't actually go against anything I said except possibly the source of his corruption. It's possible only Demise's spirit corrupted him to want to take over Hyrule and grab the Triforce, but...

But the curse only specifies that his incarnation would follow them, really... Not sure if it has anything to do with Ganondorf's position. Plus it could otherwise be interpreted that Demise's incarnation will just follow them for all time. So far that's the truth in all time lines except Wind Waker's end, since Ganon(dorf) keeps appearing over and over, but hasn't yet in Spirit Tracks or Phantom Hourglass except in a flash back I think.

So far it has been nothing but darkness, but I think it's possible for Ganondorf to eventually go against that corruption.
User avatar #59 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/12/2015) [-]
"dooming them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time!"
I think that clearly states a reason for Ganondorf's stance.
#252 - Except, you know, russia and china have both also put men on t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2015 on muh metric system! 0
User avatar #260 - darksideofthebeast (03/12/2015) [-]
All I gotta say is: First.
#261 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/12/2015) [-]
Russia was the first to sucessfuly sending a man to space AND have him return alive.
User avatar #263 - darksideofthebeast (03/12/2015) [-]
Niel Armstrong and buzz Aldrin survived................................
User avatar #267 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/12/2015) [-]
Yes, but they were not the first men in space, just the first on the moon.
Space>Moon
User avatar #268 - darksideofthebeast (03/12/2015) [-]
...
#269 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/12/2015) [-]
#250 - Well, china and russia also have their flags on the moon. And … 03/12/2015 on muh metric system! 0
#18 - Picture 03/12/2015 on Triforce - Wisdom 0
#8 - That las picture... That's link tho. He known for courage.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Triforce - Wisdom +6
#16 - swagloon (03/12/2015) [-]
I'm guessing this was made when people thought the hero of the 2015 game was going to be Zelda simply because the new Link design looked really girly.
#18 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/12/2015) [-]
#72 - He could have cured the undead curse and I'd finaly be able to die.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Its what Raptor Jesus died for +2
#82 - clavatninenine (03/08/2015) [-]
Nigga I don't think you understand how awesome transcendence of life itself is.
#98 - zarallyn (03/08/2015) [-]
I want to jolly co-operate forever
#71 - The problem here is that the entire team that made DS 1 moved …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Dark Souls lore comp... 0
User avatar #72 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't know about CoD either. And you keep using this term, "considered". Considered by who? You're entitled to you own opinion, but facts will always be there.
#68 - It is the same arguement. GT isn't considered canon simply bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Dark Souls lore comp... 0
User avatar #69 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I can't comment on GT because like I said I don't know, so either give another example or drop it.
It doesn't matter who wrote the first story, there are dozens of lore writers for games that come and go, the company matters and what it approves of or not.
It's not like a book where the author dies and if another person continues his work you can consider them separate stories/fan fiction.
User avatar #71 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/08/2015) [-]
The problem here is that the entire team that made DS 1 moved on to make Bloodborne.
The team that made DS 2 is an entirely different team. It is like for example CoD.
The MW series and BlOps series are made by different teams, and as such, they are considered separate stories.
User avatar #72 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't know about CoD either. And you keep using this term, "considered". Considered by who? You're entitled to you own opinion, but facts will always be there.
#66 - So, in your point of view, Dragonball GT is canon?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Dark Souls lore comp... 0
User avatar #67 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I watched Dragonball Z when I was 5, and all I remember of the story is lasers and aliens.
But I know DS2 is canon.
User avatar #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/08/2015) [-]
It is the same arguement. GT isn't considered canon simply because the original writer wasn't part of it. So why should DS2 be considered canon?
User avatar #69 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I can't comment on GT because like I said I don't know, so either give another example or drop it.
It doesn't matter who wrote the first story, there are dozens of lore writers for games that come and go, the company matters and what it approves of or not.
It's not like a book where the author dies and if another person continues his work you can consider them separate stories/fan fiction.
User avatar #71 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/08/2015) [-]
The problem here is that the entire team that made DS 1 moved on to make Bloodborne.
The team that made DS 2 is an entirely different team. It is like for example CoD.
The MW series and BlOps series are made by different teams, and as such, they are considered separate stories.
User avatar #72 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't know about CoD either. And you keep using this term, "considered". Considered by who? You're entitled to you own opinion, but facts will always be there.
#64 - It may be published by the original company, but the writers a…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Dark Souls lore comp... 0
User avatar #65 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
Now this is the stupidest thing I've read today.
User avatar #66 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/08/2015) [-]
So, in your point of view, Dragonball GT is canon?
User avatar #67 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I watched Dragonball Z when I was 5, and all I remember of the story is lasers and aliens.
But I know DS2 is canon.
User avatar #68 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/08/2015) [-]
It is the same arguement. GT isn't considered canon simply because the original writer wasn't part of it. So why should DS2 be considered canon?
User avatar #69 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I can't comment on GT because like I said I don't know, so either give another example or drop it.
It doesn't matter who wrote the first story, there are dozens of lore writers for games that come and go, the company matters and what it approves of or not.
It's not like a book where the author dies and if another person continues his work you can consider them separate stories/fan fiction.
User avatar #71 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/08/2015) [-]
The problem here is that the entire team that made DS 1 moved on to make Bloodborne.
The team that made DS 2 is an entirely different team. It is like for example CoD.
The MW series and BlOps series are made by different teams, and as such, they are considered separate stories.
User avatar #72 - icewraith (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't know about CoD either. And you keep using this term, "considered". Considered by who? You're entitled to you own opinion, but facts will always be there.
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#405 - Me. Once again, I swear to you, I'm 20. I just have a terrible… 03/01/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 0
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#83 - Actualy, it's about your brain's pattern-recognition. … 02/28/2015 on Dress color 0
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#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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*******		 math.  How does it work.
******* math. How does it work.
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#154 to #153 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/25/2015) [-]
It's not gonna go off at random, right?
#152 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #151 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2014) [-]
Gonna put this here for safekeeping.
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ******** of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of *********** . I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event.
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You ********** are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes.
You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin *********** are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will ********* your souls.
I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you **** so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into *********** of galactic destruction."
User avatar #147 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
Hej.
User avatar #148 to #147 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
Good day
User avatar #149 to #148 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
yes it is ja
how did we become friends ?
User avatar #150 to #149 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
"LET IT GO" FROZEN UKULELE COVER (FOR KIDS)
Your username, me repeatedly making references to Lorkhan lore.
User avatar #141 - reginleif ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that **** was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Seriöst?

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
User avatar #95 - phantomi (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
hi
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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