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#19 - I said supposedly. Besides, DS2 is still ******* …  [+] (19 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Heavy build in Dark Souls... +1
User avatar #21 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Aye.
#22 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
I mean, DS2 'ain't got dat bootay
#56 - reggaemortis (12/04/2014) [-]
Well DS2 has some booty...
User avatar #58 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
But no asylum booty.
User avatar #60 - reggaemortis (12/04/2014) [-]
True dat... true dat...
User avatar #23 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2 Critique And a bunch of other stuff
#24 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
honestly the thing that i hate the most is the fact that they destroyed the torch system...i could have forgiven the cheap ai,lackluster story,lackluster areas

but the fact that they backed out from the torch system was so infuriating....
User avatar #26 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
And with the "remake", they're going to try and sell us the graphics which were promised, then taken from us in the first place.

Keep in mind it's still the same shitty director. The same director who directed the monster hunter series, i think. Money-hoarding and cash-ins galore.
#27 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
EY

monster hunter series is great game series...


but that sounds pretty shitty cash in from them....
User avatar #28 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
I never claimed the series was bad, i just implied someone from there shouldn't be in charge of a Souls game.
#29 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
aye.i was about to point that out aswell.but it felt out of place in the conversation.


they really should get the original director back for the next ds...atleast.
User avatar #30 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, he's working on Bloodborne ATM. Speaking of Bloodborne, do you think the Marvelous Chester will be in it?
#31 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
most likely not...i dont think he has the right to use the ds characters on this series?
User avatar #32 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
I dunno, i don't know how copyright laws work :B

But would be cool, no?
#33 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah it would. tho there would be a few plotholes too.
User avatar #34 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Why is that? All we know is that Chester was taken by Manus. It could just be misfortune, and not have anything to do with the plot.
#35 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
well there is the fact that bloodborne revolves around blood and seems to completely lack the focus that ds games had on souls and fire.


other ones are that there doesnt seem to be undeads, and as far as i have seen bloodborne lore. its different(having some similarities tho) than that of the dark souls lore
User avatar #36 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Just like Manus can reach into the future to grab the Chosen Undead, why shouldn't he be able to reach into whole other worlds and grab the Marvelous Chester?

Nothing wrong with a little plot-collision that won't have any affect on the individual plots themselves.
#37 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
that would impliment multiverse theory in to the verse.


its just reaching too far out just to have a nice cameo for a game.

id rather they keep the verse as small and interesting with a cameo that makes sense. rather than have a badly made cameo just to pander to fans.
#88 - As a swedish person, I must say this is false. Kinda. Our … 12/04/2014 on Nordic Master Race +1
#64 - Download the combat overhaul without archery fix. It speeds up… 12/04/2014 on Krem dela cream 0
#17 - Why would you play DS2 when there is a supposedly superior rem…  [+] (31 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Heavy build in Dark Souls... 0
User avatar #39 - jibb (12/04/2014) [-]
I just started it and I am really enjoying it.
User avatar #41 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
Watch the video on comment #23
User avatar #55 - jibb (12/04/2014) [-]
Why? Why do I have to watch someone criticize a game that I like?
Am I not allowed to enjoy it?
User avatar #57 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
You are allowed to like it, but to avoid critique is just stupid.
User avatar #59 - jibb (12/04/2014) [-]
Haha, it is not like I am putting my fingers in my ear canals.

I just see no point in searching for critique of a game that I currently like, as it may ruin my future experiences and overall satisfaction with that game.

I agree, I found DS2 a bit weird in the beginning, but hell, it is a different game. Perhaps it is for the better to go in a new direction.

BUT, I don't want to watch that video, because I am really easy to overthrow
User avatar #61 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
They lied about the torch and lighting systems.
User avatar #63 - jibb (12/04/2014) [-]
I have just played 20 hours or so, so I haven't really understood the torch system.

But hey, I don't mind you disliking DS2, but I will just play through it, and make up my own opinion before looking at critique
User avatar #65 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
Will you promise me you will look up the critique after finnishing the game?
User avatar #66 - jibb (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't even know if you are being serious right now.

Sure.
User avatar #67 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
I am being serious. I think everyone should know how much of a scumbag from's B-team was when they made this game.
User avatar #18 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
I said supposedly.
Besides, DS2 is still fucking terrible compared to DS1
User avatar #21 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Aye.
#22 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
I mean, DS2 'ain't got dat bootay
#56 - reggaemortis (12/04/2014) [-]
Well DS2 has some booty...
User avatar #58 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/04/2014) [-]
But no asylum booty.
User avatar #60 - reggaemortis (12/04/2014) [-]
True dat... true dat...
User avatar #23 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2 Critique And a bunch of other stuff
#24 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
honestly the thing that i hate the most is the fact that they destroyed the torch system...i could have forgiven the cheap ai,lackluster story,lackluster areas

but the fact that they backed out from the torch system was so infuriating....
User avatar #26 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
And with the "remake", they're going to try and sell us the graphics which were promised, then taken from us in the first place.

Keep in mind it's still the same shitty director. The same director who directed the monster hunter series, i think. Money-hoarding and cash-ins galore.
#27 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
EY

monster hunter series is great game series...


but that sounds pretty shitty cash in from them....
User avatar #28 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
I never claimed the series was bad, i just implied someone from there shouldn't be in charge of a Souls game.
#29 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
aye.i was about to point that out aswell.but it felt out of place in the conversation.


they really should get the original director back for the next ds...atleast.
User avatar #30 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, he's working on Bloodborne ATM. Speaking of Bloodborne, do you think the Marvelous Chester will be in it?
#31 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
most likely not...i dont think he has the right to use the ds characters on this series?
User avatar #32 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
I dunno, i don't know how copyright laws work :B

But would be cool, no?
#33 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah it would. tho there would be a few plotholes too.
User avatar #34 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Why is that? All we know is that Chester was taken by Manus. It could just be misfortune, and not have anything to do with the plot.
#35 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
well there is the fact that bloodborne revolves around blood and seems to completely lack the focus that ds games had on souls and fire.


other ones are that there doesnt seem to be undeads, and as far as i have seen bloodborne lore. its different(having some similarities tho) than that of the dark souls lore
User avatar #36 - marstan (12/04/2014) [-]
Just like Manus can reach into the future to grab the Chosen Undead, why shouldn't he be able to reach into whole other worlds and grab the Marvelous Chester?

Nothing wrong with a little plot-collision that won't have any affect on the individual plots themselves.
#37 - angelious (12/04/2014) [-]
that would impliment multiverse theory in to the verse.


its just reaching too far out just to have a nice cameo for a game.

id rather they keep the verse as small and interesting with a cameo that makes sense. rather than have a badly made cameo just to pander to fans.
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#1378 - All of these are too good. Therefore, I shall just post the go… 12/04/2014 on Meme Game +1
#317 - Picture 12/03/2014 on New Awakening -1
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#7 - Take this. 11/30/2014 on The many lines of Joseph... +2
#28 - Sweden... Help  [+] (6 new replies) 11/30/2014 on In a nutshell +111
#231 - epicpoop (12/01/2014) [-]
Sweden*
#177 - niggernazi (12/01/2014) [-]
Then get the fuck outta here ya mooslem scum
User avatar #145 - assdoreponyfucker (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm Syrian, can confirm cousins live in Sweden
User avatar #178 - niggernazi (12/01/2014) [-]
is it syrianassassin?
User avatar #132 - ayumu (12/01/2014) [-]
just write 9/11 in oil
make sure its 10 FEET long
imperial, not metric

and we will be there
#102 - hazelnutqt (12/01/2014) [-]
You say help but what you really mean is
Allahu Akhbar
#119 - At least we can agree on that point. 11/30/2014 on New Awakening 0
#12 - Picture 11/30/2014 on *Insert pussy joke here* 0
#7 - Try looking in water.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2014 on There is no way... +4
User avatar #18 - fierceark (11/30/2014) [-]
7.8/10
User avatar #10 - thelordofrepost (11/30/2014) [-]
ty m8
#19 - justleavefagmin (11/30/2014) [-]
Just use the sword m8. The water serpent is a bitch because I hate water in video games so it took me 20 minutes just to get in the water, then like 20 to actually kill.
User avatar #20 - thelordofrepost (11/30/2014) [-]
I've been using the sword but it keeps leading me to a stupid wall. And I've tried finding my way around/climbing it. Nothin' doing.
#21 - justleavefagmin (11/30/2014) [-]
How many have you killed so far?
User avatar #24 - thelordofrepost (11/30/2014) [-]
6 I think. Big Beardo underground was the last one I killed.
#26 - justleavefagmin (11/30/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz1hdxElClg
Here you go mate. This just leads you to the colossus without spoilers.
User avatar #27 - thelordofrepost (11/30/2014) [-]
Excellent. Thanks.
#65 - The two-handed sword has been popularized with the name "…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2014 on New Awakening -8
#148 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
But that's not what we're talking about, is it? You said "I don't think you know what a claymore is.". That sword- the two-handed sword from Scotland- is a claymore. He knew what a claymore is, and it isn't by modern usage- the only usage he or anyone else was using- a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword. In other words, you're wrong.
User avatar #316 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/03/2014) [-]
#118 - Willmooo (11/30/2014) [-]
Words change meanings all the time depending on their use by the public
A claymore may have been a one handed basket hilt sword in the past, but nowadays people think big two hander when they hear the word

Or explosive charges, but whatever, that's fucking stupid
User avatar #119 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/30/2014) [-]
At least we can agree on that point.
#37 - Picture 11/30/2014 on 4chan playing pretend +1
#59 - I don't think you know what a claymore is. Historicly, this is…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/30/2014 on New Awakening -13
#62 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
"A claymore (/ˈkleɪmɔər/; from Scottish Gaelic claidheamh-mòr, "great sword")[1] is the Scottish variant of the late medieval two-handed longsword. It is characterised as having a cross hilt of forward-sloping quillons with quatrefoil terminations. It was in use from the 15th to 17th centuries. The claymore is famous for being used by William Wallace, a Scottish knight during the First War of Scottish Independence."

TL;DR That may have been a claymore too, but EVERYONE else would know the one on the picture as THE claymore. So shut up.
#65 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/30/2014) [-]
The two-handed sword has been popularized with the name "claymore" in recent years due to the direct translation of the word being "big sword" or "large sword".

Then again, sword terminology is iffy at best what with different cultures calling different things by the same name and same things by different names.

In medieval SCOTLAND, the claymore was a one-handed basket-hilt sword.
#148 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
But that's not what we're talking about, is it? You said "I don't think you know what a claymore is.". That sword- the two-handed sword from Scotland- is a claymore. He knew what a claymore is, and it isn't by modern usage- the only usage he or anyone else was using- a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword. In other words, you're wrong.
User avatar #316 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/03/2014) [-]
#118 - Willmooo (11/30/2014) [-]
Words change meanings all the time depending on their use by the public
A claymore may have been a one handed basket hilt sword in the past, but nowadays people think big two hander when they hear the word

Or explosive charges, but whatever, that's fucking stupid
User avatar #119 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/30/2014) [-]
At least we can agree on that point.
#119 - The spear hails from back when the human race still hadn't lef… 11/29/2014 on Mothdafucuking shot fired 0
#17 - Basicly, this is false. If one of your grandparents have brown… 11/29/2014 on Like shit!! -2
#6 - This perfectly ordinary schoolgirl is best Waifu. 11/29/2014 on The things we do for love +1
#20 - Black people aren't uchiha and you can't kill all Hokage. 11/29/2014 on Hugs? 0
#23 - The spear.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Mothdafucuking shot fired 0
#118 - anonymous (11/29/2014) [-]
wut? like every civilization has used a spear at some point. Thats like asking which civilization invented fire.
User avatar #119 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/29/2014) [-]
The spear hails from back when the human race still hadn't left africa and we all were black.
#20 - Either that, or this is a new, more intense beam-type.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Star Wars Seven - A New Sith +3
User avatar #27 - canadianbeer (11/29/2014) [-]
the red crystals are synthetic so it would make sense for them to be made stronger. might see the first light saber breaking another saber in this movie
#19 - Sword fanatic here. It's generally called a "Basket-hilt&…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Star Wars Seven - A New Sith 0
User avatar #62 - edraham (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, you're right, I didn't do any research about the english name. I was thinking of the word french word "coquille" and since the translation for coquille is "shell"... well thank you, basket-hilt.
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#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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*******					 math.  How does it work.
******* math. How does it work.
User avatar #151 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2014) [-]
Gonna put this here for safekeeping.
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ******** of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of *********** . I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event.
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You ********** are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes.
You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin *********** are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will ********* your souls.
I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you **** so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into *********** of galactic destruction."
User avatar #147 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
Hej.
User avatar #148 to #147 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
Good day
User avatar #149 to #148 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
yes it is ja
how did we become friends ?
User avatar #150 to #149 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
"LET IT GO" FROZEN UKULELE COVER (FOR KIDS)
Your username, me repeatedly making references to Lorkhan lore.
#145 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #141 - reginleif ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that **** was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Seriöst?

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
User avatar #95 - phantomi (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
hi
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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