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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
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#87 - Great 4 coma anime. 05/06/2015 on A good father 0
#102 - Reposting >> #32  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Cringe #42 +18
#217 - pedobearson (11 hours ago) [-]
This is way worse than the original.
#173 - Common Pepe (13 hours ago) [-]
Jesus, this is more cringy than the original.
#167 - Common Pepe (14 hours ago) [-]
well somebody's edgy lets just go
#153 - neruuub (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm torn here. Kinda agree with most points, but at the same time, it sounds edgy as hell.

"Our unforgiving hate", sure.
#174 - ygdosst (13 hours ago) [-]
It does sound kind of edgy, but it's true.
I grew up browsing around the Newgrounds/Futaba Imageboard circles and I have always hated and always will hate modern social media bullshit and the kind of cultures it produces.

And the general concesus of these circles has also always hated in a similar manner.
Uploading a Youtube Video embed on Newgrounds of your Flash anim was the most pathetic things you could do.
And Egoraptor stopping animation to bullshit with Let's Plays on Youtube was regarded as a massive betrayal.

The internet is/was the closest thing we have to a post-scarcity society, and we have these fucking bigwig social media corps putting monetary value on ideas and concepts, monetizing your literal perception, and selling out who and what you are to the highest bidder, the lowest bidder, and everyone inbetween to do whatever they wish with.
If that and anyone proudly "bred" or "raised" by that isn't deserving of unrelenting spite, then I don't know what is.
#250 - rollfourexplain (9 hours ago) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,828**

I do agree that I hate modern social media, but because so much of it is based upon exploitation of the end user and the difficulty to have an actual conversation through it.

It took me a while to understand what you meant about the youtube and flash animation part. I thought you were talking about posting flash animations on youtube when you were actually talking about using flash as a loader for a youtube video. I agree with you there.

As for being "raised" on the internet... It's pretty stupid to say that if you weren't completely isolated as a child. Personally I was a bullied loner in a big way in elementary school and if I hadn't had the halo.bungie.net forums to engage in discussions with people and make silly child mistakes I would have had even worse social skills. I'm glad the moderators there were above-average and the "ranking system" favored active longtime members and people who followed the rules. I could go on in more detail but it's not very interesting.
#118 - Common Pepe (21 hours ago) [-]
>"wrecklessly"... Oh I think there was a lot of Rekking going on...
#94 - So green, bald slug people, who don't have any dicks and repro… 05/04/2015 on Weebs in real life +1
#373 - How about next time you make a real sword that's actualy well … 05/04/2015 on What's Fjs stance on... 0
#316 - Picture 05/04/2015 on Le Black Twitter XD +3
#302 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Le Black Twitter XD 0
#307 - brainbug (05/04/2015) [-]
Is it irony that this is the insult you use? I think it's irony.
#316 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/04/2015) [-]
#297 - anything that is more gay than straight is gay. Ever …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Le Black Twitter XD 0
#301 - brainbug (05/04/2015) [-]
All in all, there are 2.5 sexual orientations worthy of mention.
Normal. (Sexual attraction to the oposite gender.)
Degenerate. (Sexual attraction to both genders.)
Degenerate. (Sexual attraction to the same gender.)
Degenerate. (The lack of sexual attraction.)
Snowflake(aka Degenerate). (None of the above)

I stopped caring about this argument awhile ago dude, because it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #429 - YllekNayr (05/04/2015) [-]
Degenerate is an opinion, and also kind of a shitty opinion, too.
There's nothing wrong with having sex with someone as long as consent is given.
#318 - afaik (05/04/2015) [-]
how is being bisexual degenerate if you can still reproduce?
#319 - brainbug (05/04/2015) [-]
Well, I guess bisexuals are ok as long as they aren't effeminate men who contribute to the destruction of western society.
#332 - afaik (05/04/2015) [-]
What does sexuality even have to do with the destruction of western society?
#333 - brainbug (05/04/2015) [-]
Well, considering western society was built on the remains of straight, cisgendered, white males, their devoted wives, and their obedient children, I'd say sexuality plays a large role in the destruction of western society as we know it.
#302 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/04/2015) [-]
#307 - brainbug (05/04/2015) [-]
Is it irony that this is the insult you use? I think it's irony.
#316 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/04/2015) [-]
#38 - By roughly 50%, according to Toriyama.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Dragon Ball Z x... 0
User avatar #55 - mrjweezy (04/30/2015) [-]
a rating says goku would be an 8 beerus 10 and whis 15
#36 - Picture 04/30/2015 on Dragon Ball Z x... +3
#38 - Allright. Remember your daily push-ups, sit-ups, squats and ru… 04/30/2015 on REKT 0


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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by eiaisqzbsesb
#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
stickied by eiaisqzbsesb
*******		 math.  How does it work.
******* math. How does it work.
User avatar #151 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2014) [-]
Gonna put this here for safekeeping.
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ******** of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of *********** . I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event.
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You ********** are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes.
You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin *********** are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will ********* your souls.
I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you **** so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into *********** of galactic destruction."
User avatar #147 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #148 to #147 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
Good day
User avatar #149 to #148 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
yes it is ja
how did we become friends ?
User avatar #150 to #149 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
Your username, me repeatedly making references to Lorkhan lore.
User avatar #141 - reginleif ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that **** was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
User avatar #95 - phantomi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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