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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
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#32 - Highest overall stats of all followers + immortality makes him… 16 hours ago on When the night mother isn't... +10
#68 - Revolver Ocelot. 21 hours ago on Call PETA 0
#54 - That's all I'm asking. Don't let petty excuses get in between … 04/01/2015 on Flawless sneak attack 0
#52 - Then save up and get one. I live in a lower class family, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Flawless sneak attack -1
User avatar #53 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll try.
#59 - gruntmastr (04/01/2015) [-]
No, don't listen to him, just use your keyboard if that's your thing, who gives a shit about "It's made for controllers, so use one", you'll be satisfied when you beat Dark Souls I with a keyboard, and you'll have something to say if people call you a casual. and remember, Papa Nito loves you whatever you do
#54 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
That's all I'm asking. Don't let petty excuses get in between you and wonderful experiences. That's the kind of shit that makes us Beta faggots.
#50 - I am absolutely ******* serious right now. I'm freaking…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Flawless sneak attack -3
User avatar #51 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
Trouble is, I don't have a controller and can't afford one. I'm a poorfag.
User avatar #52 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
Then save up and get one. I live in a lower class family, and my alcoholic mother drinks up all our money, and I couldn't get a stable job, so I fucking went around helping in the neighburhood wherever I could for like two months.
User avatar #53 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll try.
#59 - gruntmastr (04/01/2015) [-]
No, don't listen to him, just use your keyboard if that's your thing, who gives a shit about "It's made for controllers, so use one", you'll be satisfied when you beat Dark Souls I with a keyboard, and you'll have something to say if people call you a casual. and remember, Papa Nito loves you whatever you do
#54 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
That's all I'm asking. Don't let petty excuses get in between you and wonderful experiences. That's the kind of shit that makes us Beta faggots.
#46 - Boo hoo. Stop whining and ******* live with it. Only re…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Flawless sneak attack -5
User avatar #47 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
I wasn't whining. I'm not even going to try reasoning with you because at this point you are just a troll.
#50 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
I am absolutely fucking serious right now. I'm freaking livid because you are letting such a small thing as being a "keyboard gamer" get in the way of the absolutely amazing fucking experience of playing Dark Souls 1. Guess what, I am a keyboard gamer too, but I fucking sucked it up and decided to try it with a controller, and this fucking ass made it all worth it. Look at that quality bounce!
User avatar #51 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
Trouble is, I don't have a controller and can't afford one. I'm a poorfag.
User avatar #52 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
Then save up and get one. I live in a lower class family, and my alcoholic mother drinks up all our money, and I couldn't get a stable job, so I fucking went around helping in the neighburhood wherever I could for like two months.
User avatar #53 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll try.
#59 - gruntmastr (04/01/2015) [-]
No, don't listen to him, just use your keyboard if that's your thing, who gives a shit about "It's made for controllers, so use one", you'll be satisfied when you beat Dark Souls I with a keyboard, and you'll have something to say if people call you a casual. and remember, Papa Nito loves you whatever you do
#54 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
That's all I'm asking. Don't let petty excuses get in between you and wonderful experiences. That's the kind of shit that makes us Beta faggots.
#44 - Connect a ******* controller and install DSfix. It's not hard.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Flawless sneak attack -4
User avatar #45 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
What part of "I'm a keyboard gamer" do you not understand?
#46 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
Boo hoo. Stop whining and fucking live with it. Only reason you haven't done it yet is because you're fucking lazy and made up that excuse in order to justify yourself, and you know it.
User avatar #47 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
I wasn't whining. I'm not even going to try reasoning with you because at this point you are just a troll.
#50 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
I am absolutely fucking serious right now. I'm freaking livid because you are letting such a small thing as being a "keyboard gamer" get in the way of the absolutely amazing fucking experience of playing Dark Souls 1. Guess what, I am a keyboard gamer too, but I fucking sucked it up and decided to try it with a controller, and this fucking ass made it all worth it. Look at that quality bounce!
User avatar #51 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
Trouble is, I don't have a controller and can't afford one. I'm a poorfag.
User avatar #52 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
Then save up and get one. I live in a lower class family, and my alcoholic mother drinks up all our money, and I couldn't get a stable job, so I fucking went around helping in the neighburhood wherever I could for like two months.
User avatar #53 - Dragonchampion (04/01/2015) [-]
I'll try.
#59 - gruntmastr (04/01/2015) [-]
No, don't listen to him, just use your keyboard if that's your thing, who gives a shit about "It's made for controllers, so use one", you'll be satisfied when you beat Dark Souls I with a keyboard, and you'll have something to say if people call you a casual. and remember, Papa Nito loves you whatever you do
#54 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
That's all I'm asking. Don't let petty excuses get in between you and wonderful experiences. That's the kind of shit that makes us Beta faggots.
#41 - I thought it was classified as renewal request pending? 04/01/2015 on Flawless sneak attack 0
#28 - Better story is streaching it a bit. From what I've seen of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Flawless sneak attack 0
#72 - anonymous (04/01/2015) [-]
I've avoided any info on the DLCs and new content, but I've always considered DS1's ending irrelevant.
Whichever choice, the flame will fade, one just makes it fade sooner.

But I really meant DkS2's story rather than the series as a whole. Of course it could be worse for all I know, but DkS2 just felt like it was rehashing (because it was) and it didn't even bother with developing the lore properly because they knew they were rehashing (Who the hell is the Sinner? Who the hell is Freja? Who the hell is the Iron King? Who the hell is the Rotten? I hadn't heard a single one of the "great soul's" names until I killed them. At least DkS introduced them first).
#27 - BloodBorne MIGHT be coming to PC. Sony lost the lisecing right…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Flawless sneak attack 0
User avatar #39 - newfjusername (04/01/2015) [-]
Sony didn't lose the licensing rights to Bloodborne. They lost the trademark of it in the US but they already got the trademark back.
www.vg247.com/2015/03/27/bloodborne-trademark-sony-ps4/
User avatar #41 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/01/2015) [-]
I thought it was classified as renewal request pending?

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#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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*******		 math.  How does it work.
******* math. How does it work.
User avatar #151 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Gonna put this here for safekeeping.
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ******** of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of *********** . I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event.
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You ********** are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes.
You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin *********** are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will ********* your souls.
I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you **** so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into *********** of galactic destruction."
User avatar #147 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
Hej.
User avatar #148 to #147 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Good day
User avatar #149 to #148 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
yes it is ja
how did we become friends ?
User avatar #150 to #149 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
"LET IT GO" FROZEN UKULELE COVER (FOR KIDS)
Your username, me repeatedly making references to Lorkhan lore.
#145 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#146 to #145 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #141 - reginleif (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
#126 to #125 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
Wut?
Wut?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that **** was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Seriöst?

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
User avatar #95 - phantomi (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
hi
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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