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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:4/24/2015
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#90 - As someone who grew up with an abusive asshole of a father, I … 04/23/2015 on Cringe #35 - Weeaboo +3
#51 - I think clannad is overrated. 04/22/2015 on the feels man 0
#338 - Please mention for bootay. 04/22/2015 on Cringe #34 - Gamer, Sonic &... 0
#291 - While the clone troopers used plasma, I'm pretty sure the droi… 04/22/2015 on oh OH 0
#290 - >> #53 04/22/2015 on oh OH 0
#53 - Oh, never mind, I mixed the armour types up in my mind. Those … 04/21/2015 on oh OH +2
#45 - Das not plasma, you pleb.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2015 on oh OH -5
#143 - elsanna (04/22/2015) [-]
>>#140, >>#47, The DC-15A blaster rifle was one of the standard issue weapons for clone troopers. While the use of blasters allowed a clone trooper to carry significantly more ammunition than a projectile weapon, the DC-15A was a heavy 9.5 pounds, and despite the weapon's size, it was not a true dedicated repeating blaster rifle; the inherent instability of plasma gas in the blasters reduced the weapon's accuracy under sustained fire.[1] Even so, the DC-15A was very powerful and deadly in the hands of the skilled clone troopers that received extensive training in its use.

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The octagonal-like barrel would compress the plasma into a thin bolt.[1] On the high setting, the large rifle's powerful blue plasma bolts were more than capable of penetrating the armor of most infantry personnel, and because of the hyper-ionization, they were exceptionally effective against both droids and living targets.[3]
User avatar #290 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/22/2015) [-]
>>#53
User avatar #170 - meganinja (04/22/2015) [-]
Alright I thought it was, I found another link comparing it to a laser.
#139 - meganinja has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - meganinja (04/21/2015) [-]
Nevermind
User avatar #47 - Titanasgr (04/21/2015) [-]
I didn't make it you casul. Now slither back to the friendzone and continue your fedora tipping exercises.
#153 - Heterosexuality is a sin and should be erazed. It is unnatural… 04/21/2015 on How to last longer 0
#252 - Dude, you know you have half of funnyjunk loving the **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Feels 0
User avatar #269 - mcburd (04/21/2015) [-]
Naaaah
#267 - papaspipi (04/21/2015) [-]
I honestly don't give a shit about mcburd
User avatar #268 - mcburd (04/21/2015) [-]
Fine by me
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#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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*******		 math.  How does it work.
******* math. How does it work.
User avatar #151 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2014) [-]
Gonna put this here for safekeeping.
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ******** of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of *********** . I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event.
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You ********** are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes.
You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin *********** are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will ********* your souls.
I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you **** so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into *********** of galactic destruction."
User avatar #147 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
Hej.
User avatar #148 to #147 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
Good day
User avatar #149 to #148 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
yes it is ja
how did we become friends ?
User avatar #150 to #149 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
"LET IT GO" FROZEN UKULELE COVER (FOR KIDS)
Your username, me repeatedly making references to Lorkhan lore.
User avatar #141 - reginleif ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that **** was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Seriöst?

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
User avatar #95 - phantomi (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
hi
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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