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#237 - Well, the lack of a tapering is why it is so thick and chunky. 06/29/2015 on For Honor 0
#5 - Massive spoiler warning ahead for Spec Ops: The Line.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on A reason for playing video... +1
User avatar #24 - jarofdirt (06/28/2015) [-]
"Do you feel like a hero yet?"
User avatar #23 - theshinypen (06/28/2015) [-]
Great game. 9/10 would ptsd again
#235 - How to not hype dark souls 3. Step 1: Remember DS2. St… 06/28/2015 on For Honor 0
#234 - Congratulations, that's the point I've been trying to make.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on For Honor 0
#236 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Ah. Well ya kept going on about the tapering!
User avatar #237 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/29/2015) [-]
Well, the lack of a tapering is why it is so thick and chunky.
#232 - It doesn't. That is more related to the weight/balance issue.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2015 on For Honor 0
#233 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Pommels don't get really big, I think the problem is the sword seems chunky in general, blade, guard, hilt, everything's thicker than it should be.
User avatar #234 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/28/2015) [-]
Congratulations, that's the point I've been trying to make.
#236 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Ah. Well ya kept going on about the tapering!
User avatar #237 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/29/2015) [-]
Well, the lack of a tapering is why it is so thick and chunky.
#119 - Way better than **** is still **** . 06/28/2015 on Dark Souls Comp -1
#1658 - **eiaisqzbsesb used "*roll picture*"** **eiaisqzbsesb rolle… 06/28/2015 on This is your new husband 0
#104 - Considering DS2 is **** ... DS1  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Dark Souls Comp -1
#118 - Rascal (06/28/2015) [-]
DS2 Scholar of the first sin made it way better than vanilla DS2. But yes DS1 is still the best one.
User avatar #119 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/28/2015) [-]
Way better than shit is still shit.
#105 - arolexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Rodgers
#230 - The problem isn't the blade length here. It's the fact that it…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on For Honor 0
#231 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Why does that matter to half-swording? I'm failing to see what you're getting at.
User avatar #232 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/28/2015) [-]
It doesn't. That is more related to the weight/balance issue.
#233 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Pommels don't get really big, I think the problem is the sword seems chunky in general, blade, guard, hilt, everything's thicker than it should be.
User avatar #234 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/28/2015) [-]
Congratulations, that's the point I've been trying to make.
#236 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Ah. Well ya kept going on about the tapering!
User avatar #237 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/29/2015) [-]
Well, the lack of a tapering is why it is so thick and chunky.
#228 - Well, according to the manuals I base my techniques off of, th…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/25/2015 on For Honor 0
#229 - xexion (06/26/2015) [-]
The sword I've got is 49" (124.5cm) long and I'm 5'6". Holding it in this position has it come down to about the exact same position on me. The sword doesn't seem all too long, so a 'standard' sized pommel and guard are reasonable.
What I meant about the balance ironically has little to do with the blade - what I meant is that by the pommel so greatly offsetting the blade and the distance from the pommel to your hand when one-handing a longsword makes it feel like you're swinging a staff from the center.
User avatar #230 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/28/2015) [-]
The problem isn't the blade length here. It's the fact that it does not taper in the slightest beyond the last few centimeters of the blade, and as such, has a heavier blade. That kinda counter-acts the standardized pommel.
#231 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Why does that matter to half-swording? I'm failing to see what you're getting at.
User avatar #232 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/28/2015) [-]
It doesn't. That is more related to the weight/balance issue.
#233 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Pommels don't get really big, I think the problem is the sword seems chunky in general, blade, guard, hilt, everything's thicker than it should be.
User avatar #234 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/28/2015) [-]
Congratulations, that's the point I've been trying to make.
#236 - xexion (06/28/2015) [-]
Ah. Well ya kept going on about the tapering!
User avatar #237 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/29/2015) [-]
Well, the lack of a tapering is why it is so thick and chunky.

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#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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*******		 math.  How does it work.
******* math. How does it work.
User avatar #151 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2014) [-]
Gonna put this here for safekeeping.
"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ******** of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of *********** . I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event.
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You ********** are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes.
You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin *********** are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will ********* your souls.
I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you **** so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into *********** of galactic destruction."
User avatar #147 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
Hej.
User avatar #148 to #147 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
Good day
User avatar #149 to #148 - lorkhan (09/05/2014) [-]
yes it is ja
how did we become friends ?
User avatar #150 to #149 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/05/2014) [-]
"LET IT GO" FROZEN UKULELE COVER (FOR KIDS)
Your username, me repeatedly making references to Lorkhan lore.
User avatar #141 - reginleif ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that **** was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Seriöst?

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
User avatar #95 - phantomi ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
hi
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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