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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#83 - I think I pulled a groin muscle watching this 05/15/2015 on How baseball was MEANT to... 0
#35 - that's really interesting, the voices aren't within your head,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Creppy Audio Files Pt.2 0
User avatar #37 - notred (05/08/2015) [-]
Yes I hear them, it's about as vivid as somebody talking to you, or whispering in your ear.
#40 - awcskin (05/09/2015) [-]
I would get pissed at these voices like here comes a head ache "go stab that hobo" fuck off voice number one ect.
#33 - So like having someone following you and commenting on things,…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Creppy Audio Files Pt.2 0
User avatar #34 - notred (05/08/2015) [-]
Very simplified, but yeah that's essentially it. It feels like my head will burst when it happens. Very bad head aches.
User avatar #35 - eggoman (05/08/2015) [-]
that's really interesting, the voices aren't within your head, you're actually hearing them, or at least it feels like it? I hope the headaches are manageable...
User avatar #37 - notred (05/08/2015) [-]
Yes I hear them, it's about as vivid as somebody talking to you, or whispering in your ear.
#40 - awcskin (05/09/2015) [-]
I would get pissed at these voices like here comes a head ache "go stab that hobo" fuck off voice number one ect.
#29 - does that recording sound about right?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Creppy Audio Files Pt.2 0
User avatar #31 - notred (05/08/2015) [-]
It's similar. Think of it as a conscience, but instead of feeling bad for something or feeling good for something it's told to you based on the "opinion" of the voice.

Like, it's not happening Right now, but if it was I'd expect to hear a few things about you just talking about it.

Like I said though, it gnerally happens when I'm stressed or I first wake up.
User avatar #33 - eggoman (05/08/2015) [-]
So like having someone following you and commenting on things, but no one is there?
User avatar #34 - notred (05/08/2015) [-]
Very simplified, but yeah that's essentially it. It feels like my head will burst when it happens. Very bad head aches.
User avatar #35 - eggoman (05/08/2015) [-]
that's really interesting, the voices aren't within your head, you're actually hearing them, or at least it feels like it? I hope the headaches are manageable...
User avatar #37 - notred (05/08/2015) [-]
Yes I hear them, it's about as vivid as somebody talking to you, or whispering in your ear.
#40 - awcskin (05/09/2015) [-]
I would get pissed at these voices like here comes a head ache "go stab that hobo" fuck off voice number one ect.
#20 - I have something wonderful, magical, and **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Wild +12
#34 - georgequentin (05/02/2015) [-]
holy mother of God, i've waited to see her naked for something like 6 years now.
User avatar #23 - totalfuckwit (05/02/2015) [-]
That is fucking hilarious.
Cheers m8
#1504 - **eggoman used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **eggoman rolls 261,771** 05/01/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#112 - not the k-13, that is the K-7 04/30/2015 on Biggest Heli +1
#91 - Or it will make you look like an idiot to anyone who knows how…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Gun 3 +1
#93 - alexanderh (04/28/2015) [-]
Most criminals don't, though. They would be able to miss a person sitting perfectly still at 8 feet with a pistol.
But ejecting a shell is a confidence boost for the cop, and will help intimidate most criminals. It's not going to hurt the situation. If you really needed that shell, it's a situation you should have avoided in the first place.
#37 - YES DCI, If you look at the top of the pyramid you can see a g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Marching band 3D pyramid... 0
User avatar #43 - baconhero (04/14/2015) [-]
Sets where you don't have to move but everyone else is hauling ass are the best sets.
#19 - Hey man, it's cool just chill out. 03/27/2015 on how to make em mad 0

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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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