Click to expand


Last status update:
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/12/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6243
Highest Content Rank:#6856
Highest Comment Rank:#149
Content Thumbs: 280 total,  395 ,  115
Comment Thumbs: 34301 total,  37602 ,  3301
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 26 Content: Peasant → Level 27 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 19.4% (194/1000)
Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
Content Views:50523
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:6761
FJ Points:1394
Favorite Tags: tags (5) | the (3) | Damn (2) | i (2) | look (2) | shit (2)

Funny Text/Links

Funny Pictures

1 2 3 > [ 18 ]

latest user's comments

#63 - Can confirm, weird fireball seen in strange blue thing. … 07/02/2015 on Summer in Britain +2
#18 - Yup. I'm more famous than like 90% of youtube  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Funny animals comp +2
User avatar #20 - TheHutchie (07/02/2015) [-]
If six people in your hometown know you by name, you're more famous than 90% of Youtube.
#10 - My claim to fame, I know the guy who took that. It indeed was …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Funny animals comp +3
User avatar #19 - frankstein (07/02/2015) [-]
This begs the question then.... Who's cat was it?
DUN DUN Deez Nuts Ha, got him Dun
#11 - mawderfuqer (07/02/2015) [-]
#18 - eddymolly (07/02/2015) [-]
Yup. I'm more famous than like 90% of youtube
User avatar #20 - TheHutchie (07/02/2015) [-]
If six people in your hometown know you by name, you're more famous than 90% of Youtube.
#58 - Picture 07/02/2015 on The Story of Bran +1
#140 - The "Scrub-a-dub-dub" at 1:22 got me 07/01/2015 on best 99p I ever used +1
#33 - Picture 06/30/2015 on Man lucky to be alive +6
#41 - What the **** is wrong with that guy in the KIA?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Justice Comp pt 3 +21
User avatar #59 - animedudej (06/28/2015) [-]
other than him being a piece of shit cunt i understand him being extra salty after dropping his phone out the window, though still he deserved it.
User avatar #47 - JoshOwnsAll (06/28/2015) [-]
probably wants to fight about his lost phone.
he's going too slow, so the guy in the suzuki overtakes, and angrily honks. Kia douche gets mad, decides he´ll overtake again because superiority complex. Loses his phone, tries to stop in front of suzuki guy to force him to fight, but suzuki guy evades him. Mostly anyways.
User avatar #93 - lolollo (06/28/2015) [-]
Because the hobkbwas necessary to begin with, right? Because that's what the horn was invented for? To display how angry you are? Totally not for the safety reason of alerting people of a road hazard. Totally.

Completely warranted.
User avatar #121 - lejunkyfaceman (06/28/2015) [-]
if there was someone driving behind the guy filming, who wasn't paying attention, he might be dead now. why did he stop?? why wouldn't you honk angrily at such a piece of shit? that's not what it was invented for, ofc. but that's how it can be used.

the internet wasn't invented for pages like this either, still used for it. so what?
User avatar #125 - lolollo (06/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't hobk angrily because honking is associated with panic and confusion, because people are using it for so many different reasons other than its intended purpose. I wouldn't hobk at him because I pay attention to the road. I'd be peeved, but because I'm a good driver, I'd have been paying attention and be able to pyll around him without the need to display my anger through the misuse of my horn.
User avatar #126 - lejunkyfaceman (06/28/2015) [-]
maybe he just wanted him to notice that he lost a lot of speed in case the kia himself didn't notice

and if honking is associated with confusion: i would be fucking confused if someone in front of me on a highway just stops for no obvious reason. can i honk then?
User avatar #136 - lolollo (06/28/2015) [-]
You can hobk whenever you want, but then your honking will only serve to perpetuate the confusion as now the guy in front of you doesn't know why the hell you're honking. Youre mad at the guy in front of you who may have stopped for an extremely valid reason you don't know about.

But that's fine, you do you.
#163 - John Cena (06/28/2015) [-]
he stopped on a highway without signs. he probably didnt knew if it was his exit or not. the honking was justified but the overtaking on the wrong side over a departure lane was wrong. and he showed him a bird or something
#108 - miwauturu (06/28/2015) [-]
To be fair, going the speed he was initially on a highway is absolutely a hazard. Underspeed can be just as dangerous as overspeed.
User avatar #43 - cantfindausername (06/28/2015) [-]
He's a cunt.
User avatar #42 - depope (06/28/2015) [-]
#318 - I think the British method of tipping is so much more sensible… 06/28/2015 on Murica +2
#69 - Picture 06/28/2015 on Maybe I do want a son +2
#101 - Picture 06/27/2015 on when your crossbow games... 0

user's channels

Join Subscribe fucking-science
Join Subscribe videogames
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#46 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
#44 to #43 - eddymolly (03/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #41 - methylgroup (02/10/2015) [-]
I enjoy the fact that we bonded over cheese. It's the glue that creates lasting friendships.
User avatar #42 to #41 - eddymolly (02/10/2015) [-]
The delicious, golden glue of dairy goodness
User avatar #36 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #39 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
>Random citizen
>Try again
#35 - avanger (06/24/2014) [-]
I already gave you 20 thumbs for corgis i guess i need to wait another day
#38 to #35 - eddymolly (06/24/2014) [-]
Its all good man
User avatar #25 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
what do you want for them, i really need them
User avatar #26 to #25 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
You can have them for nothing, I don't really care about the items
User avatar #27 to #26 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
oh, okay.. thanks
#28 to #27 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
No problem
No problem
User avatar #29 to #28 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
Had to send a new request where i am trading 1 points for 17k.. there is no other way
User avatar #30 to #29 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
No problem. What do you even use them for? I've just ignored all that kind of stuff
User avatar #31 to #30 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
You know.. buy items and stuff
User avatar #32 to #31 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh, OK. Well if you want any items you can have them as well if you like.
User avatar #33 to #32 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
The items you have is only the very common items admin gave all users i think, so there is tens of thousand in circulation :s but thanks!
#34 to #33 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
No problem.
No problem.
User avatar #23 - twi (12/19/2013) [-]
#1 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
This is an old photo (about a year ago) but yeah.
#2 to #1 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
There we go, thats more ginger. Not a bad colour, but how about this:
User avatar #3 to #2 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
That's the really pretty deep red ginger. I wish I had that color.

Mine is more of a gold/bronze ginger cause it sun-bleaches really easily.
And it's not all one color like hers, so it looks weird in cameras.
It actually has a lot of blondes, browns, deep reds, and even platinum blonde strands in it, as well as the whole underside being a dirty blonde color cause of my "baby bald spot" lol

I'll see if I can ever capture all the colors on camera.
#4 to #3 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
I like how just as I was typing, the sun hit right in my window and I managed to get this picture.
This is the end of my braid lol I hope you can see all the colors.
That blonde section is all natural and actually adds a funny little stripe when I bring all of my hair together.
#5 to #4 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
That's very similar to my GF's hair, it seems to change colour dependent on the time of year, from ginger to brownish to blondy, and all inbetween.
That's a compilation of some photos I just found and it kind of shows you what I mean.

And that was a good photo you took, the light came through really well.

I know what you mean about a funny stripe, I have 2 perfectly round grey spots in exactly the same place on either side of my head. Odd
User avatar #6 to #5 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
It happens XD And yeah, I bet her eyes change color too XD Mine go between green and gray throughout the year.
User avatar #7 to #6 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
Not so much, they tend to stay fairly similar. That's interesting yours change colour, I don't know many people's who do. Is it common?
#9 to #7 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
Uhm, generally yes in people with lighter colors overall.
My boyfriend has bright green eyes that periodically get slightly dimmer.
But mine change a lot.
This is their "natural" color
#10 to #9 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
And this is what they change between
(yes, filters, but the SAME filter in relatively the same lighting about a month apart sept-oct)
User avatar #11 to #10 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
mine are just plain brown. I can't get a good enough photo on my phone and I don't have a better camera near me atm, so just imagine brown, and its that.
User avatar #12 to #11 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry XD My sister and my mom have plain brown.
I'm the only living redhead in my entire known family.
User avatar #13 to #12 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
Why are you apologizing? I have a bit of green at the edges, then just plain brown.
Its odd how that sometimes happens, in my family there's my sister and my auntie (whose hair is similar to yours) and thats it. out of like 100 or so at least I know of, they're the only gingers.
User avatar #14 to #13 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah I'm literally THE only one. And my hair is to the bottom arch of my back.
Nearly every woman I come across asks for my hair or how I got it and some of my family members have even requested me to cut it off so they can have a wig (AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE JOKING)
It's also as strong as your average rope. And thick. As **** .
User avatar #15 to #14 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
Hair is actually stronger than an average rope, a single hair can hold on average somewhere around 100g, around the same strength as Kevlar, so your average head of hair could hold around 12 tonnes (I know a lot of random crap).
How long did that take you to grow? It must have been a while.
User avatar #16 to #15 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
My mom had it all chopped off when I was 9, and then I had it cut a few times only a few inches. I've been growing it out for a couple years now and I trim it myself and treat it with awesome care cause I love having long hair XD
It's my baby.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, I used to have raelly short hair when I was younger, but I grew it out one summer and now its always just shorter than neck length. Not quite the length yours is at, but its how I like it. That must take ages to dry, and you must get through shampoo like there's no tomorrow.
User avatar #18 to #17 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
I go through conditioner faster than anything because CO is REALLY dry heat. And it's actually quite fluffy, even though it's thick, so it doesn't take long to dry.
But I look like the girl from Brave when I leave it natural.
User avatar #19 to #18 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
Do you know who Carrie Hope Fletcher is? Now that's hair like Merida (I may have watched brave in the cinema ¬¬)
I don't bother with conditioner. It always seemed a bit pointless to me, wash out the oils with shampoo, wash them back in with conditioner. I'd like to stop using shampoo all together, but that takes about 6 weeks for the oils to balance, then you never need it again and your hair looks freshly washed all the time.
#20 to #19 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
I brush my hair a LOT which helps spread the natural oils and I don't have to shower very often because of that.

Also I have virtually no body odor which is a plus.
I've seen Brave too I just couldn't remember her name XD

And this is what it looks like natural
User avatar #21 to #20 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
It looks really ginger in that picture, just goes to show what light does to lenses really doesn't it.
I've noticed that female hair tends to need washing less than male. I wash mine every day or it looks like I wiped it on a frying pan, yet womens can make to with like every 3 days and still looks perfect.
And in a non-pervy way thats quite a see-through top, good thing you're facing away from the camera :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
Yeeeeeaaah I got it from Disney world planning on using it as like, over a swimsuit or something lol
#8 to #7 - SpicerHyx has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)