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Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
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#4503 - hellz yeah also I feel like a giant douche bag with …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/09/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4504 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
wutcha doin to her?
#4505 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she thinks we're together again so I can fuck her on leave. Then after deployment I just say "yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries."
#4506 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
das evil yet glorious.
#4507 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's "off the market" and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
#4508 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
#4509 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
#4510 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh ya.
#4511 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh but I almost ruined my plan yesterday though because I freaked out that she wanted to get cammies of her own with her name and shit. To me a civilian wearing our shit like they're one of us is an ultimate form of disrespect
#4512 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jizz on her back as punishment.
#4513 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh no dude
I'm going to REKT her

She literally gave me the ok to blindfold her, handcuff her, then DP her with a dildo then I even got told it was ok to fuck her while she's asleep
#4514 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jesus.
#4515 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I pretty much can do whatever I want to her because she so desperate


.........I'M GOING TO FIST HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME
#4516 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ya ya no, youre like way far more twisted than me.
Like, ive rubbed off on you and it made a monster.
You can kick a baby, you can club soime seals, but dude... no fisting... thats horrifying.
#4501 - maybe but you need to know it's a formal ball so it's not the …  [+] (15 new replies) 11/09/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4502 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Go pick up beach bitches.
#4503 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
hellz yeah

also I feel like a giant douche bag with what I'm doing to my ex
#4504 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
wutcha doin to her?
#4505 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she thinks we're together again so I can fuck her on leave. Then after deployment I just say "yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries."
#4506 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
das evil yet glorious.
#4507 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's "off the market" and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
#4508 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
#4509 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
#4510 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh ya.
#4511 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh but I almost ruined my plan yesterday though because I freaked out that she wanted to get cammies of her own with her name and shit. To me a civilian wearing our shit like they're one of us is an ultimate form of disrespect
#4512 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jizz on her back as punishment.
#4513 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh no dude
I'm going to REKT her

She literally gave me the ok to blindfold her, handcuff her, then DP her with a dildo then I even got told it was ok to fuck her while she's asleep
#4514 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jesus.
#4515 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I pretty much can do whatever I want to her because she so desperate


.........I'M GOING TO FIST HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME
#4516 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ya ya no, youre like way far more twisted than me.
Like, ive rubbed off on you and it made a monster.
You can kick a baby, you can club soime seals, but dude... no fisting... thats horrifying.
#4499 - getting ready for the USMC Birthday ball tonight It'…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/09/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4500 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ohyay
go try to get laid
#4501 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
maybe but you need to know it's a formal ball so it's not the place to pick up chicks. That's why you bust out of there and tear up San Diego
#4502 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Go pick up beach bitches.
#4503 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
hellz yeah

also I feel like a giant douche bag with what I'm doing to my ex
#4504 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
wutcha doin to her?
#4505 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she thinks we're together again so I can fuck her on leave. Then after deployment I just say "yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries."
#4506 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
das evil yet glorious.
#4507 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's "off the market" and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
#4508 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
#4509 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
#4510 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh ya.
#4511 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh but I almost ruined my plan yesterday though because I freaked out that she wanted to get cammies of her own with her name and shit. To me a civilian wearing our shit like they're one of us is an ultimate form of disrespect
#4512 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jizz on her back as punishment.
#4513 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh no dude
I'm going to REKT her

She literally gave me the ok to blindfold her, handcuff her, then DP her with a dildo then I even got told it was ok to fuck her while she's asleep
#4514 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jesus.
#4515 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I pretty much can do whatever I want to her because she so desperate


.........I'M GOING TO FIST HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME
#4516 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ya ya no, youre like way far more twisted than me.
Like, ive rubbed off on you and it made a monster.
You can kick a baby, you can club soime seals, but dude... no fisting... thats horrifying.
#4497 - sup?  [+] (19 new replies) 11/09/2014 on ecov's profile 0
User avatar #4498 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
im being mad, wutcha doin?
#4499 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
getting ready for the USMC Birthday ball tonight

It's the one time all marines get to dress up in our panties dropping blues, get all wasted together and just hang out as people. Rank is pretty much dropped
#4500 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ohyay
go try to get laid
#4501 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
maybe but you need to know it's a formal ball so it's not the place to pick up chicks. That's why you bust out of there and tear up San Diego
#4502 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Go pick up beach bitches.
#4503 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
hellz yeah

also I feel like a giant douche bag with what I'm doing to my ex
#4504 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
wutcha doin to her?
#4505 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she thinks we're together again so I can fuck her on leave. Then after deployment I just say "yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries."
#4506 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
das evil yet glorious.
#4507 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's "off the market" and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
#4508 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
#4509 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
#4510 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh ya.
#4511 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh but I almost ruined my plan yesterday though because I freaked out that she wanted to get cammies of her own with her name and shit. To me a civilian wearing our shit like they're one of us is an ultimate form of disrespect
#4512 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jizz on her back as punishment.
#4513 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh no dude
I'm going to REKT her

She literally gave me the ok to blindfold her, handcuff her, then DP her with a dildo then I even got told it was ok to fuck her while she's asleep
#4514 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jesus.
#4515 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I pretty much can do whatever I want to her because she so desperate


.........I'M GOING TO FIST HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME
#4516 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ya ya no, youre like way far more twisted than me.
Like, ive rubbed off on you and it made a monster.
You can kick a baby, you can club soime seals, but dude... no fisting... thats horrifying.
#2375596 - thanks My uniform really brings the color out of them 11/09/2014 on Friendly +1
#2375544 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2375594 - utarefson (11/09/2014) [-]
you have beautiful eyes.
User avatar #2375596 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
thanks

My uniform really brings the color out of them
#4493 - Of course  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4495 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #4494 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
yay
sorry, i was making dinner.
#4491 - Yus turkey turkey turkey  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2014 on ecov's profile 0
User avatar #4492 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
youre cool with 3 people being there?
User avatar #4493 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Of course
#4495 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #4494 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
yay
sorry, i was making dinner.
#4489 - Save a plate for me ^^  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2014 on ecov's profile 0
User avatar #4490 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
OH YAY ITS JUST GOING TO BE LIKE 2 PEOPLE NOT INCLUDING YOU NOW FOR THANKSGIVING BUT YAY
User avatar #4491 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Yus turkey turkey turkey
User avatar #4492 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
youre cool with 3 people being there?
User avatar #4493 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Of course
#4495 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #4494 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
yay
sorry, i was making dinner.
#4487 - There is now a chance where I can still make it to thanksgiving  [+] (8 new replies) 11/01/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4488 - admiralhowe (11/01/2014) [-]
yay!
User avatar #4489 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Save a plate for me ^^
User avatar #4490 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
OH YAY ITS JUST GOING TO BE LIKE 2 PEOPLE NOT INCLUDING YOU NOW FOR THANKSGIVING BUT YAY
User avatar #4491 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Yus turkey turkey turkey
User avatar #4492 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
youre cool with 3 people being there?
User avatar #4493 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Of course
#4495 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #4494 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
yay
sorry, i was making dinner.
#2333889 - I just finished masturbating during work This is the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2333911 - kisman (10/29/2014) [-]
#2333879 - Picture 10/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#10137 - idk JF is ****** up 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
#10135 - I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
#10134 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#10132 - I win  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#10130 - I got to masturbate on your profile and keep my burritos …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10131 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<
#10132 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I win
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#10128 - too late  [+] (9 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10129 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
I think maybe you can keep your burritos now
#10130 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I got to masturbate on your profile and keep my burritos

Ecov: 2
Molly: 0
User avatar #10131 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<
#10132 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I win
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#10126 - THEN I CAN ADD MY SPECIAL SOUR CREAM  [+] (11 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10127 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
no gross
#10128 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
too late
User avatar #10129 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
I think maybe you can keep your burritos now
#10130 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I got to masturbate on your profile and keep my burritos

Ecov: 2
Molly: 0
User avatar #10131 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<
#10132 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I win
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#10124 - when I'm done  [+] (13 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
#10125 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
#10126 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
THEN I CAN ADD MY SPECIAL SOUR CREAM
User avatar #10127 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
no gross
#10128 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
too late
User avatar #10129 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
I think maybe you can keep your burritos now
#10130 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I got to masturbate on your profile and keep my burritos

Ecov: 2
Molly: 0
User avatar #10131 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<
#10132 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I win
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#10122 - I actually have two burritos  [+] (15 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10123 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
gimme gimme
#10124 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
when I'm done
#10125 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
#10126 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
THEN I CAN ADD MY SPECIAL SOUR CREAM
User avatar #10127 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
no gross
#10128 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
too late
User avatar #10129 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
I think maybe you can keep your burritos now
#10130 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I got to masturbate on your profile and keep my burritos

Ecov: 2
Molly: 0
User avatar #10131 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<
#10132 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I win
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#9737 - nyaaaaa~~  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on tortalis's profile 0
User avatar #9748 - tortalis (11/12/2014) [-]
Furry!
#9757 - ecov (11/12/2014) [-]
#10120 - YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS  [+] (17 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10121 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
maybe if you buy me two burritos
#10122 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I actually have two burritos
User avatar #10123 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
gimme gimme
#10124 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
when I'm done
#10125 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
#10126 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
THEN I CAN ADD MY SPECIAL SOUR CREAM
User avatar #10127 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
no gross
#10128 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
too late
User avatar #10129 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
I think maybe you can keep your burritos now
#10130 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I got to masturbate on your profile and keep my burritos

Ecov: 2
Molly: 0
User avatar #10131 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<
#10132 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I win
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#10118 - I NEED TO USE YOUR PROFILE TO MASTURABTE IN!!!!  [+] (19 new replies) 10/28/2014 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #10119 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
OR

OR NOT
#10120 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
User avatar #10121 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
maybe if you buy me two burritos
#10122 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I actually have two burritos
User avatar #10123 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
gimme gimme
#10124 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
when I'm done
#10125 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
#10126 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
THEN I CAN ADD MY SPECIAL SOUR CREAM
User avatar #10127 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
no gross
#10128 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
too late
User avatar #10129 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
I think maybe you can keep your burritos now
#10130 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I got to masturbate on your profile and keep my burritos

Ecov: 2
Molly: 0
User avatar #10131 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<
#10132 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I win
User avatar #10133 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #10135 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
I AM INVINCIBLE I HAS NO WEAKNESS
#10134 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10136 - WhattheNorris (10/28/2014) [-]
picture cannot be found

what
#10137 - ecov (10/28/2014) [-]
idk JF is fucked up
#2293160 - you got to remember that bungie wants to make destiny a 10 yea…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2293187 - inteus (10/19/2014) [-]
well lets hope they fix a lot of the stuff that's getting so many people pissed off about the game, especially in multiplayer. otherwise i don't see it lasting too long.

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User avatar #4551 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
Gf wants to come back home early because her family is being a bitch.
She was supposed to be gone until xmas with her family but she's coming back and i want to spend time with her.
So, ima have to blow off our plans, i already know what youre going to think or say and i feel like a dick but i really want to have something nice with her for the holidays dude.
Im probably not going to get another chance with a girl this nice and who is actually into me again and i dont wana mess **** up with her.
You understand right man?
#4552 to #4551 - ecov (11/12/2014) [-]
yeah dude    
   
We live close enough that we can just reschedule it to a later date
yeah dude

We live close enough that we can just reschedule it to a later date
#4553 to #4552 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
Yay.
Yay.
#4554 to #4553 - ecov (11/12/2014) [-]
I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way. I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way.
I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way. I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way.
#4555 to #4554 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
I understood some of those words.
I are proud.
#4556 to #4555 - ecov (11/12/2014) [-]
In simple words I taught them how to stealthily take out an enemy that's stockpiling weapons with a civilian presence
User avatar #4557 to #4556 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
oh nice
#4496 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Hi Etard.
Hi Etard.
#4537 to #4496 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah dude it'll be fun    
   
I finally get to hang out with my favorite buddy IRL
yeah dude it'll be fun

I finally get to hang out with my favorite buddy IRL
#4538 to #4537 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
i didnt buy a turkey though.    
I have burritos, and a canned ham, that could work.
i didnt buy a turkey though.
I have burritos, and a canned ham, that could work.
#4539 to #4538 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
sounds good
#4540 to #4539 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
id really just take a mulligan on this and have like  4th of july BBQ or drunk ass summer beach time.
id really just take a mulligan on this and have like 4th of july BBQ or drunk ass summer beach time.
#4541 to #4540 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
yus
yus
#4542 to #4541 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
i dunno im just nervous and mad.    
I know ima be a 						*******					 bummer.
i dunno im just nervous and mad.
I know ima be a ******* bummer.
#4543 to #4542 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
it'll be fine
it'll be fine
#4545 to #4544 - ecov (11/10/2014) [-]
she has downgraded us to friends with benefits
#4547 to #4546 - ecov (11/10/2014) [-]
she realized that me being gone all the time the only thing she can get is my dick
User avatar #4550 to #4548 - ecov (11/10/2014) [-]
REPLY TO ME BITCH
#4517 to #4496 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
I've already got one fist in before    
   
what's stopping me from giving another?
I've already got one fist in before

what's stopping me from giving another?
#4521 to #4520 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
I really do have a place reserved in hell for me huh?
I really do have a place reserved in hell for me huh?
#4522 to #4521 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah, right next to me.
yeah, right next to me.
#4523 to #4522 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
come with me and we'll kick satan off his throne and rule hell together
#4524 to #4523 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
and other stuff right?
and other stuff right?
#4525 to #4524 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
well since we're going to hell for all eternity I know something is going to be shoved up there eventually. Might as well it be you
well since we're going to hell for all eternity I know something is going to be shoved up there eventually. Might as well it be you
#4526 to #4525 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
it can be the other way around.
it can be the other way around.
#4527 to #4526 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
we'll make it work
we'll make it work
#4529 to #4528 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I'm in such a good mood right now
dude I'm in such a good mood right now
#4530 to #4529 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Because eternal anal in hell?
#4531 to #4530 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
because I am literally going to do every 						******					 up thing I want to this woman then throw her away like cum rag.    
   
This is how an evil genius must feel right when his master plan is about to happen
because I am literally going to do every ****** up thing I want to this woman then throw her away like cum rag.

This is how an evil genius must feel right when his master plan is about to happen
#4534 to #4533 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Im not jealous of you, im jealous of her.    
Yknow how much id pay to be blindfolded with you in me?
Im not jealous of you, im jealous of her.
Yknow how much id pay to be blindfolded with you in me?
#4535 to #4534 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
I feel like I going to be raped by you this thanksgiving. Also I'm still cool with just us hanging. We can make turkey sandwiches and place COD AW
#4536 to #4535 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Im not gunna stop bothering you about it till youre pounding me.
You sure? Its gunna suck.
#4497 to #4496 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
sup?
sup?
User avatar #4498 to #4497 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
im being mad, wutcha doin?
#4499 to #4498 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
getting ready for the USMC Birthday ball tonight    
   
It's the one time all marines get to dress up in our panties dropping blues, get all wasted together and just hang out as people. Rank is pretty much dropped
getting ready for the USMC Birthday ball tonight

It's the one time all marines get to dress up in our panties dropping blues, get all wasted together and just hang out as people. Rank is pretty much dropped
#4500 to #4499 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ohyay   
go try to get laid
ohyay
go try to get laid
#4501 to #4500 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
maybe but you need to know it's a formal ball so it's not the place to pick up chicks. That's why you bust out of there and tear up San Diego
#4502 to #4501 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Go pick up beach bitches.
Go pick up beach bitches.
#4503 to #4502 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
hellz yeah    
   
also I feel like a giant douche bag with what I'm doing to my ex
hellz yeah

also I feel like a giant douche bag with what I'm doing to my ex
#4504 to #4503 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
wutcha doin to her?
#4505 to #4504 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she thinks we're together again so I can 						****					 her on leave. Then after deployment I just say &quot;yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries.&quot;
she thinks we're together again so I can **** her on leave. Then after deployment I just say "yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries."
#4506 to #4505 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
das evil yet glorious.
#4507 to #4506 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's &quot;off the market&quot; and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's "off the market" and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
#4508 to #4507 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
#4510 to #4509 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh ya.
Oh ya.
#4511 to #4510 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh but I almost ruined my plan yesterday though because I freaked out that she wanted to get cammies of her own with her name and **** . To me a civilian wearing our **** like they're one of us is an ultimate form of disrespect
#4512 to #4511 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jizz on her back as punishment.
#4513 to #4512 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh no dude
I'm going to REKT her

She literally gave me the ok to blindfold her, handcuff her, then DP her with a dildo then I even got told it was ok to **** her while she's asleep
#4515 to #4514 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I pretty much can do whatever I want to her because she so desperate


.........I'M GOING TO FIST HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME
#4516 to #4515 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ya ya no, youre like way far more twisted than me.
Like, ive rubbed off on you and it made a monster.
You can kick a baby, you can club soime seals, but dude... no fisting... thats horrifying.
#4486 - admiralhowe (10/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4487 to #4486 - ecov (11/01/2014) [-]
There is now a chance where I can still make it to thanksgiving
#4488 to #4487 - admiralhowe (11/01/2014) [-]
yay!
yay!
User avatar #4489 to #4488 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Save a plate for me ^^
User avatar #4490 to #4489 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
OH YAY ITS JUST GOING TO BE LIKE 2 PEOPLE NOT INCLUDING YOU NOW FOR THANKSGIVING BUT YAY
User avatar #4491 to #4490 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Yus turkey turkey turkey
User avatar #4492 to #4491 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
youre cool with 3 people being there?
User avatar #4493 to #4492 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Of course
User avatar #4494 to #4493 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
yay
sorry, i was making dinner.
#4484 to #4483 - ecov (09/28/2014) [-]
Hey buddy finally finished my last week of being in the field for a while. I'm addicted to destiny dude I played till 9 in the morning
#4485 to #4484 - admiralhowe (09/29/2014) [-]
I keep forgetting to play that.    
Im glad youre back, hihi bbygrl
I keep forgetting to play that.
Im glad youre back, hihi bbygrl
User avatar #4462 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
EE
User avatar #4463 to #4462 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey homo
#4464 to #4463 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I re-hurt my back.
#4465 to #4464 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
how?
how?
#4466 to #4465 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I dont even know, it just got aggravated and it went to poop.
I dont even know, it just got aggravated and it went to poop.
#4467 to #4466 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
I've been trying to order dominoes for the past 2 hours    
   
I actually had to leave my room to go to an atm because their computers are down   
   
I HAD TO LEAVE MY ROOM
I've been trying to order dominoes for the past 2 hours

I actually had to leave my room to go to an atm because their computers are down

I HAD TO LEAVE MY ROOM
#4468 to #4467 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
If you rub my back when you get here, i will make you a pizza.
#4469 to #4468 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
my love for pizza exceeds my pride
my love for pizza exceeds my pride
#4470 to #4469 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
Cool i was looking for a massage with a happy ending.
The parlor near my house closed down.
#4472 to #4471 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I should ask someone to massage my back though.
**** hurts, i had to get painkillers.
#4473 to #4472 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm so hungry man I've been trying to get a pizza for over 2 hours now
#4474 to #4473 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
Its like 2am where can you get a pizza at this hour?
User avatar #4475 to #4474 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
Dominoes
#4476 to #4475 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I dont like Dominoes, they once came 11hrs late when my mom ordered some pizza.
User avatar #4477 to #4476 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
I finally got my pizza but they didn't order my coke

death shall rain
User avatar #4479 to #4478 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
AND THEY ****** UP MY PIZZA

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
#4480 to #4479 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
ono
Murder everyone.
User avatar #4481 to #4480 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
hey I'ma watch enemy at the gate then bed I'll talk to you later
User avatar #4482 to #4481 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
bibinini EE
#4461 - admiralhowe (09/17/2014) [-]
youre finally on.
happy birthday.
User avatar #4460 - admiralhowe (09/15/2014) [-]
faggit
#4459 - admiralhowe (09/15/2014) [-]
Look at it
Look at it
User avatar #4390 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
EE
User avatar #4449 to #4390 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Same here funny story u was drawing a Jeff when an officer stopped by he saw it and almost ran away. Also I almost punched some guy in the face the only thing that prevented me was a possible njp
#4450 to #4449 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
What did the guy do to make you wana punch him?
What did the guy do to make you wana punch him?
User avatar #4451 to #4450 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Being a disobedient brat. In a word where to take orders everyday he just was on his own ******* program. He's this pfc that because he's been in the fleet for a month thinks he rates everything. I was in charge of cleaning up some points in the woods with 5 guys under my belt and when I say something he always had something to say back.
User avatar #4452 to #4451 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
What a cunt.
Did he get in trouble or anything?
User avatar #4453 to #4452 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
No sadly but next time I'm just going to drop rank and **** up his world and make him remember his place
User avatar #4454 to #4453 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
noice.
make him feel like a huge bitch.
User avatar #4455 to #4454 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Lol lots of people said I should have but I hate paperwork
User avatar #4456 to #4455 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Do it, make him your ho.
Also, when you come, do you wana hotel because i doubt youd want to sleep on a couch in a 2 bedroom apartment with 2 dogs.
User avatar #4457 to #4456 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
A couch is fine dude and I love dogs. My battery is about to die I'll talk to you tomorrow
User avatar #4458 to #4457 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
oki bibi EE
User avatar #4429 to #4390 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Damn you'd think he'd cut you a break but yeah dude this trip is so in my budget
#4430 to #4429 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
i live here rent free...
User avatar #4431 to #4430 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Lol well **** ***** Oh and I should be able to save up plenty let's get the good booze
#4432 to #4431 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Its how ive been able to afford everything i have so far, with me not having a steady job ever.
My stepdad and mom are awesome but my real dad is nutso-5000.
ahmm, another hting, they dont know about my little episode, just my friends do so pls, dont mention anything of it.
User avatar #4433 to #4432 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Lol sure dude.
User avatar #4434 to #4433 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
sorry im just paranoid
User avatar #4435 to #4434 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Nah man it'll be a blast. Spending time with friends and family over food and football is the soul of Thanksgiving
#4436 to #4435 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Oookay!
Just let me know when youre ready to come over and ill tell you all you gotta know.
Unless youve been stalking me and have maps.
#4437 to #4436 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Oh you mean the apartment next to the park? Also hue
#4438 to #4437 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Its funny because it is next to a park.    
I need to absorb his soul so there will only be one.
Its funny because it is next to a park.
I need to absorb his soul so there will only be one.
User avatar #4439 to #4438 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
All that was totally a guess
User avatar #4440 to #4439 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
I have a stalker, yay
#4441 to #4440 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Shhhhh just go to sleep
#4442 to #4441 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Did you do that?
#4443 to #4442 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
I wish I just started Jeff drawing a few days ago
#4444 to #4443 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Youll be that good soon enough.
#4445 to #4444 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Hopefully. I want Jeff to be my new mascot. Kinda fits me
#4446 to #4445 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
I wanted Dio Brando to be mine but i havent looked for stuff yet.    
Very similar personalities.
I wanted Dio Brando to be mine but i havent looked for stuff yet.
Very similar personalities.
User avatar #4447 to #4446 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
We are both crazy huh?
User avatar #4448 to #4447 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Yep!
How we arent in a nuthouse, pinching on the orderly's asses yet is beyond me.
User avatar #4409 to #4390 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Back
User avatar #4411 to #4410 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Sorry I got stuck in a gay ass working party
#4412 to #4411 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
its k.
but about earlier, the thanksgiving thing.
I wouldnt want anyone to see me how i am now, or have to meet my family.
But i told you how everything has been going to **** for me, i cant even stand to look at myself right now and feel proud.
I just keep thinking that once we hang out, something will go wrong and you wont want to be my friend anymore. Its terrifying and i know i might not have anything to worry about but its still a scary thought.
User avatar #4413 to #4412 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Dude I'v been to hell and back again with you. I'm not going to stop being your friend because you're not picture perfect.
#4414 to #4413 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
are you sure?
User avatar #4415 to #4414 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude of course let's just drink beer and watch football
#4416 to #4415 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Im still very frightened something bad will happen.
Im still very frightened something bad will happen.
User avatar #4417 to #4416 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Dude I literally see the ********* things and in people. Trust me the rent nothing that you can really do
#4418 to #4417 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Even if im back in my tiny apartment and id only have 						****					 beer and i let myself go and i have a bad back and im boring?
Even if im back in my tiny apartment and id only have **** beer and i let myself go and i have a bad back and im boring?
User avatar #4419 to #4418 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude that's fine. I literally live in a room with 2 other people and have **** for money. I can relate
User avatar #4421 to #4420 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
And it's 4 days off too
User avatar #4422 to #4421 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
How will you get home?
User avatar #4423 to #4422 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
I have a truck dude
#4424 to #4423 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
ohhhh   
Well, i can make a good turkey, my brother and i cook really well.    
My older sister and her fiance cook good too, theyre next door to me, she is the only non-retarded sister i have left, she was the one who always took care of the other two sister's kids a lot too.    
We've been talking about getting a house, the four of us, so my address might change but it will be next year probably.    
Im just kinda relieved so im rambling.
ohhhh
Well, i can make a good turkey, my brother and i cook really well.
My older sister and her fiance cook good too, theyre next door to me, she is the only non-retarded sister i have left, she was the one who always took care of the other two sister's kids a lot too.
We've been talking about getting a house, the four of us, so my address might change but it will be next year probably.
Im just kinda relieved so im rambling.
User avatar #4425 to #4424 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Dude that sounds like just want I need. I forget what city do you live it so I can start making a budget
User avatar #4426 to #4425 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
I live in Fresno.
My apartment is $750 a month but there are a lot of cheaper places here.
the problem is finding a job to afford it all, ive been bouncing around jobs for some time now.
User avatar #4427 to #4426 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Your rent costs more than my 2 week pay
#4428 to #4427 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Well to be fair its only so expensive because most of the tenants here are on welfare or some kind of housing so the govt can afford whatever price the owner asks, its slummy but smart.
ehhh... the owner who is also my stepdad..
User avatar #4407 to #4390 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Brb
User avatar #4391 to #4390 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm getting too good at drawing Jeff the killer
User avatar #4392 to #4391 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Why are you drawing Jeff the Killer?
User avatar #4394 to #4392 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Because it's fun to
#4395 to #4394 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
It looks good though, ill give you that.
wutcha doin?
User avatar #4396 to #4395 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Just had some beer waiting to go home tomorrow
#4397 to #4396 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Does this mean unlimited EE?
User avatar #4398 to #4397 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Until my battery dies yes
#4399 to #4398 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Yay.
and then when you come home, i can force you to talk to me all day.
User avatar #4400 to #4399 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh hey I just remembered I have some time off but don't want to fly home want to spend Thanksgiving together?
#4401 to #4400 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
How the **** am i going to afford going to see you in corn land?
User avatar #4402 to #4401 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
I'll be in CA for Thanksgiving
#4403 to #4402 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh.
i read that wrong.
User avatar #4404 to #4403 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
So you up for it?
#4405 to #4404 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Im incredibly nervous but sure.    
You being anywhere near an area where my family is located is a terrifying thought.    
They might, like, do crazy people 						****					.    
Im a beacon of perfect mental health compared to them.    
So scared.
Im incredibly nervous but sure.
You being anywhere near an area where my family is located is a terrifying thought.
They might, like, do crazy people **** .
Im a beacon of perfect mental health compared to them.
So scared.
User avatar #4406 to #4405 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
You're talking to the guy that is perfecting the art of murder dude. It'll be fine
#4408 to #4406 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Its not that, its just, i dont wana sound like a faggot but i hold you on a pretty high pedestal as far what what people think of me goes.
And well, im in an embarrassing situation here.
User avatar #4389 - lightarcanine (09/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4385 - admiralhowe (08/18/2014) [-]
EEEEEE
User avatar #4386 to #4385 - ecov (08/19/2014) [-]
hey butt plug
User avatar #4388 to #4386 - admiralhowe (08/19/2014) [-]
stop staying online when youre not here
i keep getting happy then remembering youre not on dommit.
User avatar #4384 - admiralhowe (08/17/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #4320 - admiralhowe (08/13/2014) [-]
EE
User avatar #4321 to #4320 - ecov (08/13/2014) [-]
Hi whore :3
User avatar #4322 to #4321 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
wutcha dewin
User avatar #4323 to #4322 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
stuff :3
User avatar #4324 to #4323 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
wut kinda stuff?
User avatar #4325 to #4324 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
got back from driving around stuff
User avatar #4326 to #4325 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT STUFF OR I WILL ******* BATTLE YOU AND KEEP YOUR NIPPLES AS TROPHIES OF WAR.
User avatar #4327 to #4326 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
I walked on the beach ^^
User avatar #4329 to #4328 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
happy?
User avatar #4330 to #4329 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
No, i thought you got laid.
5/10, would not ask about again
#4331 to #4330 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
Well I have been extra flirtatious with people on friendly
Well I have been extra flirtatious with people on friendly
#4332 to #4331 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
Ive noticed
Ive noticed
#4334 to #4333 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
Because of that i realized someone i loved a lot is not, well, someone i should love.
#4335 to #4334 - ecov (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh......I'm sorry Josh
Oh......I'm sorry Josh
#4336 to #4335 - admiralhowe (08/14/2014) [-]
I just wanted to tell you that.
Thats all.
I wanted to be angry but you didnt know.
I'll go now, i dont want to talk.
User avatar #4314 - admiralhowe (08/12/2014) [-]
Hi E-Tard
User avatar #4315 to #4314 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
doing online classes

kill me
User avatar #4317 to #4315 - admiralhowe (08/12/2014) [-]
also nini
User avatar #4316 to #4315 - admiralhowe (08/12/2014) [-]
Remember Tsiolkovsky's rocket equation and build a ship to fly away on.
User avatar #4318 to #4316 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
bitch it's like...noon
User avatar #4319 to #4318 - admiralhowe (08/13/2014) [-]
Im sick and i was sleepy, leeme lone.
Gawd.
hihi
User avatar #4303 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
goomy there you are
#4304 to #4303 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
What's up?
#4305 to #4304 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
I got a fleshlight and I have never came so hard besides actual sex
User avatar #4306 to #4305 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
How does one clean it?
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
rinse it out with water, add some anti baterial clean it comes with then power(cornstarch) to keep it soft
User avatar #4308 to #4307 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
Seems easy enough.
User avatar #4309 to #4308 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
it's worth the money
dude seriously
get one
User avatar #4310 to #4309 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
Maybe
#4311 to #4310 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
I also got a cobra skin man thong too
User avatar #4312 to #4311 - goomy (08/12/2014) [-]
I need a Goom Thong
User avatar #4313 to #4312 - ecov (08/12/2014) [-]
WE SHALL BECOME MAN THONG BROTHERS
#4296 - admiralhowe (08/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4297 to #4296 - ecov (08/03/2014) [-]
Someone stole my clothes so now I have to buy new clothes and about $150 pair of cammies

There will be blood
#4298 to #4297 - admiralhowe (08/04/2014) [-]
It was me. i stole you panties.    
   
Srsly tho, murder everyone who is your size.
It was me. i stole you panties.

Srsly tho, murder everyone who is your size.
#4300 to #4299 - admiralhowe (08/04/2014) [-]
Slap them until they are a fine paste.
#4301 to #4300 - ecov (08/04/2014) [-]
now I have to buy a new pair of cammies which sets me back about $150
User avatar #4280 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
EE
#4281 to #4280 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
bitch now you don't reply to MY texts
#4282 to #4281 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
i lost my phone somewhere in my house.
#4283 to #4282 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
god damn you are so retarded some times

I'm surrounded by idiots
#4284 to #4283 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
Its not my fault, this house is too new, i dunno where to look.
#4285 to #4284 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
and let me guess it's on vibrate
User avatar #4290 to #4288 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
Also ima play a game so ima reply mega slow.
#4289 to #4288 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
It could be worse, your girl could know that you are a notorious panty thief.
Still though, das pretty ****** up EE.
#4291 to #4289 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
I just need to find out his first name then he can be fixed

I'll have him die from an octopus
#4292 to #4291 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
I thought it was a squid?
#4293 to #4292 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
same thing really
#4294 to #4293 - admiralhowe (08/02/2014) [-]
ohhhh   
im done gaming, i was good but we lost.    
Stupid 						****					 team.
ohhhh
im done gaming, i was good but we lost.
Stupid **** team.
#4295 to #4294 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
Sorry been minecrafting
#4275 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
theonetruedashi

#4277 to #4276 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
hey dashi what's up?
#4278 to #4277 - theonetruedashi (08/02/2014) [-]
Not much, you?
#4279 to #4278 - ecov (08/02/2014) [-]
Been training hard for the past 2 weeks

finally relaxing for the first time in a while.

I'm getting stronger both physically and mentally. Once I lose the last bit of fat and grow some more biceps I'll have my greek sex god body
User avatar #4248 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
hullo
#4270 to #4269 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
What if you just wrote   
&quot;Everyone&quot; in it?
What if you just wrote
"Everyone" in it?
#4271 to #4270 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Nothing would happen
User avatar #4272 to #4271 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
aww man, loophole denied.
#4273 to #4272 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Maybe if you pictured the world and countless faces it might work but I doubt it
User avatar #4274 to #4273 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
my back hurts
#4250 to #4249 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
You dont text me back, you take a million years to reply to me on here.    
Are you seeing someone else? ARE YOU SEEING ANOTHER BFF BEHIND MY BACK?
You dont text me back, you take a million years to reply to me on here.
Are you seeing someone else? ARE YOU SEEING ANOTHER BFF BEHIND MY BACK?
#4251 to #4250 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
No my training has picked up I've been in the field all week and I'm going back out there tomorrow. Then in 2 weeks I'll be gone for a month because I'll be in bridgeport. Then the week I get back I'll be doing a specialty work up for the MEU that is even more You need to login to view this link new Lt is this super moto boot that wants us to be this marsoc level platoon adding even more stress. When I do have time off I try to fix some of my sleep debt by sleeping for over 13 hours. Trust me I'm not ignoring you on purpose.
#4252 to #4251 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
i say that like every time we talk, how have you not noticed?   
Im just 						******					 with you.    
How has everything been going?
i say that like every time we talk, how have you not noticed?
Im just ****** with you.
How has everything been going?
#4253 to #4252 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
This last week was the week that made me consider not reenlisting to put it in the kindest of words
#4254 to #4253 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
Tell me everything.    
Also, ive gained 10lbs.
Tell me everything.
Also, ive gained 10lbs.
#4255 to #4254 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
We did our first patrol base op. That's the you're behind enemy lines and doing a mission like recon, ambush, security, etc. Basically you hike like 4 km go up a mountain in thick brush because nobody wants to go there. Then you set up a base, provide security, Me I was the radio operator so I had to carry this heavy ass piece of **** radio and get comm up. Then you do your certain patrol. After about 24 hours you move to a new base and set it up. Repeat this for almost a week and only about 12 hours of sleep for the week. Naturally tempers got short with everyone and the seniors were just yelling and making our time even more miserable. It was also hot as balls too we had 10 heat casualties. They had to give me an IV because I was about to become one only to push me back out after about 10 minutes of receiving one. It's honestly hell in the most literal sense.
#4256 to #4255 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
damn man.
i dont even know what to say besides damn.
Are you alright?
#4257 to #4256 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah this op should be cake compared to that one.

I'll be fine

I've been sleeping and capped on the destiny beta this weekend
#4258 to #4257 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
Good, have a cat-bitch.   
Wutcha doin now?
Good, have a cat-bitch.
Wutcha doin now?
#4259 to #4258 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Packing and watching Mr. Bean

I'm making this pack as light as ****
#4260 to #4259 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
More cat-bitch

I swear when youre discharged im going to assault you with beer and loaded doritos.
#4261 to #4260 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
Then I'll move out to colorado and become a lumberjack hermit
User avatar #4262 to #4261 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
but like, how will we get hammered and eat doritos?
#4263 to #4262 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
I will fly you out here if I have to and drink from my brewery
#4265 to #4264 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
if I ever get a deathnote I'm going to run out of paper
#4266 to #4265 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
Who would you kill? Id kill my 9th grade P.E. teacher, she made fun of me for being tall.
Also, lookit my tiny mouse.
#4267 to #4266 - ecov (07/28/2014) [-]
My seniors some of them are fine but others.....
#4268 to #4267 - admiralhowe (07/28/2014) [-]
murder everyone
murder everyone
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