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Gender: male
Age: 23
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Consoles Owned: PC, ps4, Gameboy color, psvita
X-box Gamertag: ecov
PSN: ecov1991
Interests: My little pony, Minecraft, TF2, Pokemon
Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
Last Login:2/22/2015
Location:California USA
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#334889 - **ecov swells with excitement**  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334897 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #334901 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3
#334884 - oh before I forget Will you be my valentine? :3  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334888 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Sure, alright. <3
User avatar #334889 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
**ecov swells with excitement**
User avatar #334897 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #334901 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3
#334861 - same because friendly pepsi  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334877 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Nah, I just got summoned here yesterday and decided to stay a little while posting my animoos.
I got told off for it, and then they accepted it and let me continue.
User avatar #334884 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
oh before I forget

Will you be my valentine? :3
User avatar #334888 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Sure, alright. <3
User avatar #334889 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
**ecov swells with excitement**
User avatar #334897 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #334901 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3
#334849 - hiya love bug :3  [+] (8 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334853 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, apparently I come here now.
User avatar #334861 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
same because friendly pepsi
User avatar #334877 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Nah, I just got summoned here yesterday and decided to stay a little while posting my animoos.
I got told off for it, and then they accepted it and let me continue.
User avatar #334884 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
oh before I forget

Will you be my valentine? :3
User avatar #334888 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Sure, alright. <3
User avatar #334889 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
**ecov swells with excitement**
User avatar #334897 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #334901 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3
#334845 - japanese kanji for honor courage and commitment 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#334841 - I've missed you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334852 - theonetruedashi (02/14/2015) [-]
Hows?
#334830 - DASHI  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334834 - theonetruedashi (02/14/2015) [-]
Ohi :3
User avatar #334841 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
I've missed you
User avatar #334852 - theonetruedashi (02/14/2015) [-]
Hows?
#334828 - my first tattoo was completely on impulse just said ***…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334835 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #334845 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
japanese kanji for honor courage and commitment
#334812 - shenron on my right rib cage and chest  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334822 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
ah
i always wanted to get one for myself
my custom symbol that i made in 6th grade right on my upper arm
User avatar #334828 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
my first tattoo was completely on impulse just said fuck it got it and love it
User avatar #334835 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #334845 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
japanese kanji for honor courage and commitment
#334806 - planning in getting my new tattoo  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334807 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
0nice
what kind?
User avatar #334812 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
shenron on my right rib cage and chest
User avatar #334822 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
ah
i always wanted to get one for myself
my custom symbol that i made in 6th grade right on my upper arm
User avatar #334828 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
my first tattoo was completely on impulse just said fuck it got it and love it
User avatar #334835 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #334845 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
japanese kanji for honor courage and commitment
#334804 - My job has given me certain skills 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#4356 - Come back Josh I miss you 02/14/2015 on admiralhowe's profile 0
#334793 - hey russia what's up  [+] (8 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #334801 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
in heat
you?
User avatar #334806 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
planning in getting my new tattoo
User avatar #334807 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
0nice
what kind?
User avatar #334812 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
shenron on my right rib cage and chest
User avatar #334822 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
ah
i always wanted to get one for myself
my custom symbol that i made in 6th grade right on my upper arm
User avatar #334828 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
my first tattoo was completely on impulse just said fuck it got it and love it
User avatar #334835 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #334845 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
japanese kanji for honor courage and commitment
#334792 - Just sent some images into this tattoo parlor to make a sketch…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#334800 - missingthemoontoo (02/14/2015) [-]
How did you gather the dragonballs so discreetly?
#334804 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
My job has given me certain skills
#334776 - how are you?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#334779 - missingthemoontoo (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm doing well, cutie.
Yourself?
#334792 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
Just sent some images into this tattoo parlor to make a sketch. I want to get shenron on my rib cage and chest
#334800 - missingthemoontoo (02/14/2015) [-]
How did you gather the dragonballs so discreetly?
#334804 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
My job has given me certain skills
#334765 - hello there  [+] (26 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #334848 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #334849 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
hiya love bug :3
User avatar #334853 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, apparently I come here now.
User avatar #334861 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
same because friendly pepsi
User avatar #334877 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Nah, I just got summoned here yesterday and decided to stay a little while posting my animoos.
I got told off for it, and then they accepted it and let me continue.
User avatar #334884 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
oh before I forget

Will you be my valentine? :3
User avatar #334888 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
Sure, alright. <3
User avatar #334889 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
**ecov swells with excitement**
User avatar #334897 - tortalis (02/14/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #334901 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3
User avatar #334781 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
hulloz
User avatar #334793 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
hey russia what's up
User avatar #334801 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
in heat
you?
User avatar #334806 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
planning in getting my new tattoo
User avatar #334807 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
0nice
what kind?
User avatar #334812 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
shenron on my right rib cage and chest
User avatar #334822 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
ah
i always wanted to get one for myself
my custom symbol that i made in 6th grade right on my upper arm
User avatar #334828 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
my first tattoo was completely on impulse just said fuck it got it and love it
User avatar #334835 - russianxbear (02/14/2015) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #334845 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
japanese kanji for honor courage and commitment
User avatar #334769 - missingthemoontoo (02/14/2015) [-]
Hello~
#334776 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
how are you?
#334779 - missingthemoontoo (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm doing well, cutie.
Yourself?
#334792 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
Just sent some images into this tattoo parlor to make a sketch. I want to get shenron on my rib cage and chest
#334800 - missingthemoontoo (02/14/2015) [-]
How did you gather the dragonballs so discreetly?
#334804 - ecov (02/14/2015) [-]
My job has given me certain skills
#310509 - old is gold 02/09/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +3
#310503 - >So for about the past year I've been doing some volunteer …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +5
#310592 - fjponythread (02/09/2015) [-]
Last time you used that was 12/06/13
#310553 - datladyluna (02/09/2015) [-]
#310529 - rrenierr (02/09/2015) [-]
The worst part is that it actually took me a while to get it
#310514 - fluttermon (02/09/2015) [-]
Good one
User avatar #310512 - sheashea (02/09/2015) [-]
*roll green text*
User avatar #310508 - zependium (02/09/2015) [-]
hey i've seen this greentext before. you're not fooling me
User avatar #310507 - twilightssparkle (02/09/2015) [-]
Knew it when I read the second line.
User avatar #310509 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
old is gold
#310436 - I was woken up 15 minutes before my alarm was to go off to be … 02/09/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#10820 - Is this true? 02/09/2015 on tortalis's profile 0
#14161 - I'm probably more sick than you right now after my l… 02/09/2015 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
#14159 - you're so mean  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #14160 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm sick so I'm taking it out on people
#14161 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm probably more sick than you right now

after my last run I had a 10 minute coughing fit that scared the corpsman
#14157 - **** you girl  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #14158 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#14159 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
you're so mean
User avatar #14160 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm sick so I'm taking it out on people
#14161 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm probably more sick than you right now

after my last run I had a 10 minute coughing fit that scared the corpsman
#14155 - you dont even know what it is  [+] (6 new replies) 02/09/2015 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #14156 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
GROSS
#14157 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
fuck you girl
User avatar #14158 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#14159 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
you're so mean
User avatar #14160 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm sick so I'm taking it out on people
#14161 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm probably more sick than you right now

after my last run I had a 10 minute coughing fit that scared the corpsman
#14153 - I want to give her something special that she can hold onto wh…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/09/2015 on WhattheNorris's profile 0
User avatar #14154 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
Gross
#14155 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
you dont even know what it is
User avatar #14156 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
GROSS
#14157 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
fuck you girl
User avatar #14158 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#14159 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
you're so mean
User avatar #14160 - WhattheNorris (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm sick so I'm taking it out on people
#14161 - ecov (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm probably more sick than you right now

after my last run I had a 10 minute coughing fit that scared the corpsman

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#4792 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
Tonight.   
I battle in hell.
Tonight.
I battle in hell.
#4813 to #4792 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
you know damn well I was ******* with you because of the past
#4814 to #4813 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
I know but its still funny <3
#4816 to #4815 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
&lt;3 im going to go start getting ready.    
Bibibibibibibi EE.
<3 im going to go start getting ready.
Bibibibibibibi EE.
#4817 to #4816 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
remember blood for the blood god
#4793 to #4792 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
and why is that?
#4794 to #4793 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
Im going to see Emmie's parents again.    
They wanted to have some kind of late night dinner thing.
Im going to see Emmie's parents again.
They wanted to have some kind of late night dinner thing.
#4795 to #4794 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
if they do the same **** sacrifice their daughter to the blood god
#4796 to #4795 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
We're not going to stay there but i am going to drive home the fact that i am now plowing their daughter a bunch.
Im going to say "Hey, i licked your daughter's ass yesterday, then she proceeded to blow me in the shower. W had bagels and coffee later that day. It was nice."
#4797 to #4796 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
you should be sitting next to her dad and when she walked by. Point at her ass and smugly say "Dude I'm totally tapping the **** out of that ass"
#4798 to #4797 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
Im going to ask how his wife is in bed so i can know what to expect in the future.
Im going to ask how his wife is in bed so i can know what to expect in the future.
#4799 to #4798 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
you should ask the father how many grandkids he wants because his daughter would be totally down for it
#4800 to #4799 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
My mom actually ******* scared us from sex while talking about kids.
#4802 to #4801 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
If i had a baby, id decorate it with flame decals and some stickers to make it look awesome.
#4803 to #4802 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
I don't even know what to do if I had a kid right now
#4804 to #4803 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
Fake your death, grow a mustache and become a farmhand.
#4805 to #4804 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
do you have any idea how hard it is to prove your death in the military?
#4806 to #4805 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
Become a POW on purpose, rambo your way out of there after staying imprisoned long enough to make the girl think youre dead, then when youre discharged, move to Japan.
#4807 to #4806 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
a kid is not worth 5~15 years of torture
#4808 to #4807 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
But a kid is at least 18 years of torture.
#4809 to #4808 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
a kid doesn't beat you to the edge of death, breaks your bones, drown you, shock you, and treats you to the point where to wish you were dead
#4810 to #4809 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
Speaking of kids, look what i got.
User avatar #4811 to #4810 - ecov (01/20/2015) [-]
da hell is that?
#4812 to #4811 - admiralhowe (01/20/2015) [-]
baby picture of molly.    
I added it to my embarrassing pictures.    
Like the one of you saying you were secretly in love with me.
baby picture of molly.
I added it to my embarrassing pictures.
Like the one of you saying you were secretly in love with me.
#4725 - SumoWamm ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
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#4785 to #4727 - SumoWamm ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Like my new blue name?
Like my new blue name?
#4786 to #4785 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
pretty neat
#4787 to #4786 - SumoWamm ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Yours got darker too...
#4788 to #4787 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I havent really noticed
#4789 to #4788 - SumoWamm ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I have been waiting on my name since november, when my account turned 4.
#4791 to #4789 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
when I return from deployment my account will be about 4 years old
#4790 to #4789 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
when I return from deployment my account will be about 4 years old
#4702 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
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#4765 to #4702 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I just realized what will happen if I were to die or something
I just realized what will happen if I were to die or something
#4766 to #4765 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Id go insane from loneliness maybe, and your family will be like &quot;Lol gay&quot;
Id go insane from loneliness maybe, and your family will be like "Lol gay"
#4767 to #4766 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to look after you and shannon where ever I end up
#4768 to #4767 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Youre not going to die anyway so hush.
Youre not going to die anyway so hush.
#4769 to #4768 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
just saying dude. My platoon is the best in the unit. If they need a main force we'll be the ones they call
just saying dude. My platoon is the best in the unit. If they need a main force we'll be the ones they call
#4770 to #4769 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
SHUT UP YOURE NOT DYING NO
SHUT UP YOURE NOT DYING NO
#4771 to #4770 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
don't worry I always tell this to Shannon so I'll say the same to you.   
   
I'm too stubborn to die. I got to much fight in me
don't worry I always tell this to Shannon so I'll say the same to you.

I'm too stubborn to die. I got to much fight in me
#4772 to #4771 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
GOOD
GODDAMMIT
#4773 to #4772 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
hue hue hue
hue hue hue
#4777 to #4776 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
shannon thinks I'm a softy to the point where she don't think I could pull the trigger infront of an enemy. Boy is she wrong
shannon thinks I'm a softy to the point where she don't think I could pull the trigger infront of an enemy. Boy is she wrong
#4778 to #4777 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Thats because you show her affection n **** .
#4779 to #4778 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I just said this to her to make my point.   
   
I don't want you to be scared of me. I want you to always think of me as the clumsy silly goof ball with a perverted side. Not the man that will kill anybody with a gun pointed at me without a second thought. When I have that gun in my hands I become a different man that has no emotions or morals to the enemy. If they shoot at be I will put a bullet in their head with no remorse, not a second thought other than where is the next one that needs to be killed.
I just said this to her to make my point.

I don't want you to be scared of me. I want you to always think of me as the clumsy silly goof ball with a perverted side. Not the man that will kill anybody with a gun pointed at me without a second thought. When I have that gun in my hands I become a different man that has no emotions or morals to the enemy. If they shoot at be I will put a bullet in their head with no remorse, not a second thought other than where is the next one that needs to be killed.
#4780 to #4779 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Youll always be a faggotlord in my eyes bby <3
#4781 to #4780 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
watch yourself bitch
#4783 to #4782 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
at least I don't take dicks in the ass butt shogun
#4784 to #4783 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
&lt;/3 you win this time homo
</3 you win this time homo
#4745 to #4702 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
You are no supposed to be enjoying this
You are no supposed to be enjoying this
#4746 to #4745 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Youll never find out what i detest to.
#4749 to #4748 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
Yes I have not forgotten about Thomas the ************* tank engine
#4755 to #4754 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
yeah **** you Josh

Don't test me
#4756 to #4755 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
i hate you so much
#4760 to #4759 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
I hope you **** yourself hard.
#4761 to #4760 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
la la la
la la la
#4723 to #4702 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
yeah like that will happen
#4724 to #4723 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
2 days later
"Josh im in love"
#4726 to #4724 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
In 2 days I'll be on ship
#4728 to #4726 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Some gay sailor time for EE.
also **** DONT LEAVE ME DAMMIT
#4729 to #4728 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
dude I'm basically going to be gone for most of the time then deployment hits and I aint going to be talk for **** till I hit port
#4730 to #4729 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
time for suicides
time for suicides
#4731 to #4730 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
you're going to hate life
#4732 to #4731 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Probably going to go bonkers again, we'll see.    
Either that or just masturbate more and eat cheetos.
Probably going to go bonkers again, we'll see.
Either that or just masturbate more and eat cheetos.
#4733 to #4732 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
oh so tell me

what's up with that girl that moved in?

She still sucking the dick?
#4734 to #4733 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
It was only until she got her own place but yeahhhh no.
No more peepee sucks, we did **** in her new place, so there's that.
First time i ****** someone in a kitchen, it was nice, since its not my house and i dont have to clean anything, i can be more freaky and messy and more adventurous with where we do it at.
#4735 to #4734 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
she dumped you when she got her own place?

that's harsh
#4736 to #4735 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
She didnt dump me but the whole "Im totally going to be freaky and nasty 5evr" **** didnt last more than a day. You called it so i owe you a coke.
#4737 to #4736 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
you should totally mail it to me when I'm ship

#4738 to #4737 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
I totally 						*******					 will.
I totally ******* will.
#4739 to #4738 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
and I swear if you throw a dildo in there I'll swim across the pacific hunt you down and violently shove it up your ass
#4740 to #4739 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
&gt;implying i wont like it
>implying i wont like it
#4741 to #4740 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I'll be sure to firmly lodge it with my boot
#4742 to #4741 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
oh **** yeah what else?
#4743 to #4742 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
no lube
#4703 to #4702 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
this bitch is pissing me off. All of a sudden she's using one word replies.
this bitch is pissing me off. All of a sudden she's using one word replies.
#4705 to #4704 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
this girl I met on POF who lives in San Diego
this girl I met on POF who lives in San Diego
#4706 to #4705 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Ditch the hoe and go **** someone else.
Close the book on her ass.
#4707 to #4706 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I'll give her one more chance    
   
if she keeps doing this 						****					    
   
she can go 						****					 herself    
   
Not my problem
I'll give her one more chance

if she keeps doing this ****

she can go **** herself

Not my problem
#4708 to #4707 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Good.
You dont have time for cryptic ass hoe and silly ass bitches.
Remember that, time is money and this bitch is already wasting it without ******* you yet.
#4709 to #4708 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
yeah and they say that cali is the land of flowing pussy juices. More like the land of gay dick
yeah and they say that cali is the land of flowing pussy juices. More like the land of gay dick
#4710 to #4709 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
The white girls here are stuck up and bitchy as 						****					, only bitch ass white guys want them because their the only ones willing to put up with their asses.    
Mexican girls, Hmong Girls, Cambodian girls, Black girls and Thai bitches.    
Those are the ones you want here.
The white girls here are stuck up and bitchy as **** , only bitch ass white guys want them because their the only ones willing to put up with their asses.
Mexican girls, Hmong Girls, Cambodian girls, Black girls and Thai bitches.
Those are the ones you want here.
#4711 to #4710 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
she was filipino
she was filipino
#4712 to #4711 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Good thing theyre not on my list. I never seen a Filipino bitch here.
#4713 to #4712 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I guess I'll just stick with my puppy love with shannon

It's the only loving I seem to be able to accept
#4714 to #4713 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
I'll never get the **** with you and Shannon.
#4715 to #4714 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
mine and her love is like a comedy romance manga it seems.
#4716 to #4715 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Youre both fukn weebs.
#4717 to #4716 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
what can I say?

I'm the hopeless pervert and she's the dense innocent sweetheart
#4718 to #4717 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
How long until you get to actually hit it?
How long until you get to actually hit it?
#4719 to #4718 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I think it's like 6 years before she hits the states
#4720 to #4719 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
Youre 						*******					 crazy.
Youre ******* crazy.
#4721 to #4720 - ecov (01/19/2015) [-]
I train to kill people for a living.
I won't lie I'm pretty ****** up
I have to be a little to enjoy this job.
#4722 to #4721 - admiralhowe (01/19/2015) [-]
What happens if you fall head over heels for a girl?
#4662 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#4683 to #4662 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
****					 you dude
**** you dude
#4684 to #4683 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
&lt;3   
Wutcha doin anyway?
<3
Wutcha doin anyway?
#4685 to #4684 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
just torrenting.....stuff
#4686 to #4685 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Gross.
IIve been really into watching Dp stuff lately i unno why.
#4687 to #4686 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
dude I've been downloading so much 						****					 lately. I'll basically be without internet for a year
dude I've been downloading so much **** lately. I'll basically be without internet for a year
#4688 to #4687 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
This is why i donate to the Semper Fi fund.    
Our marines going through these horrors, locked up in a sausage fest with no porn and women who are 3's at best who smell like battle-vag.    
You know what i mean by battle vag too, sweaty, unwashed poon.
This is why i donate to the Semper Fi fund.
Our marines going through these horrors, locked up in a sausage fest with no porn and women who are 3's at best who smell like battle-vag.
You know what i mean by battle vag too, sweaty, unwashed poon.
#4689 to #4688 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
I can see it now. You think it's one of those 						******					 african or homeless animal commercials but it's for the marines. For a dollar a day you can supply a marine with a monthly issue of playboy and homemade cookies. When you donate today you will get a personal marine where he'll send you a half eaten MRE and used cum tissues with dicks drawn over everything. Please help a marine today.
I can see it now. You think it's one of those ****** african or homeless animal commercials but it's for the marines. For a dollar a day you can supply a marine with a monthly issue of playboy and homemade cookies. When you donate today you will get a personal marine where he'll send you a half eaten MRE and used cum tissues with dicks drawn over everything. Please help a marine today.
#4690 to #4689 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
BRING OUR BOYS HOME DAMMIT
#4691 to #4690 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
yeah but let me get some 						****					 dude   
   
You have no idea how frustrating it would be going through 4 years of hell and not killing somebody
yeah but let me get some **** dude

You have no idea how frustrating it would be going through 4 years of hell and not killing somebody
#4692 to #4691 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Correction.   
give them more brown people to kill, THEN bring them home, make the middle east a 						*******					 parking lot and sell it to china for some fake ipods and whores in panda suits.
Correction.
give them more brown people to kill, THEN bring them home, make the middle east a ******* parking lot and sell it to china for some fake ipods and whores in panda suits.
#4693 to #4692 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/French/funny-pictures/5425267/   
   
omg dude I coudn't stop laughing
www.funnyjunk.com/French/funny-pictures/5425267/

omg dude I coudn't stop laughing
User avatar #4694 to #4693 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Historical burn.
#4695 to #4694 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
I pray that I get do something like this.
I pray that I get do something like this.
User avatar #4696 to #4695 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
pray to Mac Arthur and leave cookies next to your rifle every night and St. Douglas will grant you your wish.
#4697 to #4696 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
oh so I might actually get to **** **** up when I deploy. You know about those attacks in Paris? well some terrorists in Yemen claimed that **** .
User avatar #4698 to #4697 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
yay murder for EE
#4699 to #4698 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
yus
yus
User avatar #4700 to #4699 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
i must nap now
nini bby <3
User avatar #4701 to #4700 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
peace
User avatar #4663 to #4662 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
hey faggot
User avatar #4664 to #4663 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
hihiihihihihi
User avatar #4665 to #4664 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
why you up so early
User avatar #4666 to #4665 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
thought i was gunna have a heart attack, turned out to be gas, now i cant sleep.
User avatar #4667 to #4666 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
youre a dumabass
#4668 to #4667 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
you know i have bad anxiety.   
my acid reflux, bad gas and stress/sinus headaches made me feel like i was going to croak.   
im still kinda scared, i have a bottle of Bayer next to me for emergency.
you know i have bad anxiety.
my acid reflux, bad gas and stress/sinus headaches made me feel like i was going to croak.
im still kinda scared, i have a bottle of Bayer next to me for emergency.
#4669 to #4668 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
oh so guess what happened yesterday   
   
made a friend like a month ago was going to see him to hang out. I wanted to get some ramen and catch a movie. He asked if I wanted to do anything. I asked. &quot;like what?&quot;   
   
MFW he actually wanted to suck my dick
oh so guess what happened yesterday

made a friend like a month ago was going to see him to hang out. I wanted to get some ramen and catch a movie. He asked if I wanted to do anything. I asked. "like what?"

MFW he actually wanted to suck my dick
#4670 to #4669 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
THATS MY ******* JOB THAT BITCH.
#4672 to #4671 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Fine
Fine
#4673 to #4672 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
but seriously what's with all the gay guys hitting on me?
but seriously what's with all the gay guys hitting on me?
#4674 to #4673 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Were you kinda homo with him like jokingly? Like you and i are?   
That could be it and the fact that youre a guy in uniform, homos love that 						****					.    
Big sexy marine with muscles n 						****					, you should be dripping in queers.
Were you kinda homo with him like jokingly? Like you and i are?
That could be it and the fact that youre a guy in uniform, homos love that **** .
Big sexy marine with muscles n **** , you should be dripping in queers.
#4675 to #4674 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
no dude just like ******* movies and **** was the only thing we talked about
#4676 to #4675 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Gotta be the uniform thing then.
You do look like a nice person though, like people see me and think im mean but im not and they see you and think youre nice even though youre a total asshat.
#4677 to #4676 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
true
true
#4678 to #4677 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Just go **** butts, not like itll kill you.
Half the "women" you **** in thailand are gunna be men anyway.
#4680 to #4679 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
Im going to hear a "i accidentally ****** a guy" story from you eventually.
#4681 to #4680 - ecov (01/18/2015) [-]
only because that dude had a pair of DD and I was so drunk I couldn't get away
only because that dude had a pair of DD and I was so drunk I couldn't get away
#4682 to #4681 - admiralhowe (01/18/2015) [-]
It will happen.    
Ming Lee will turn out to be Min He and your dick will need a montage to rebound from that 						****					.
It will happen.
Ming Lee will turn out to be Min He and your dick will need a montage to rebound from that **** .
#4653 - admiralhowe (01/11/2015) [-]
Today i learned you can kick someone in the nuts so hard, theyll throw up and get a bloody nose.
#4655 to #4654 - admiralhowe (01/11/2015) [-]
Hihihihihihihiihi
Hihihihihihihiihi
#4656 to #4655 - ecov (01/11/2015) [-]
I started watching soul eater. Also I'm going to be gone for the next 4 days
User avatar #4657 to #4656 - admiralhowe (01/11/2015) [-]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#4658 to #4657 - ecov (01/11/2015) [-]
and no wifi
User avatar #4659 to #4658 - admiralhowe (01/11/2015) [-]
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#4660 to #4659 - ecov (01/11/2015) [-]
And no cell service
And no cell service
User avatar #4661 to #4660 - admiralhowe (01/12/2015) [-]
I MISSED THIS NUUUUUUU
#4650 - admiralhowe (01/08/2015) [-]
HI I FEEL LIKE DYING RIGHT NOW
#4651 to #4650 - ecov (01/09/2015) [-]
Hey sorry I was in a field op I just got back
#4652 to #4651 - admiralhowe (01/09/2015) [-]
Hihihi
Hihihi
#4613 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
So, Emmie (the girl im seeing) left her parents' house, told them to 						****					 themselves and packed her 						****					.    
Am i proud? Yes. Do i regret it, oh ya.    
After she came over to tell me, she asked if she could &quot;crash here&quot; for a while, my penis immediately said yes, and now that im awake, my brain says no.    
See, i failed to notice the 						*******					 U-Haul outside and my house cleaned against my will, and my dog was bathed against her will.    
I went to take it all in with a beer and i find a note on the fridge.    
&quot;Went to the store to get things for the house be back in a bit &lt;3&quot;    
The House.    
Not your house, not things you need, just.. The house.    
Help me.
So, Emmie (the girl im seeing) left her parents' house, told them to **** themselves and packed her **** .
Am i proud? Yes. Do i regret it, oh ya.
After she came over to tell me, she asked if she could "crash here" for a while, my penis immediately said yes, and now that im awake, my brain says no.
See, i failed to notice the ******* U-Haul outside and my house cleaned against my will, and my dog was bathed against her will.
I went to take it all in with a beer and i find a note on the fridge.
"Went to the store to get things for the house be back in a bit <3"
The House.
Not your house, not things you need, just.. The house.
Help me.
#4634 to #4613 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
lucky bitch
If this girl I'm trying to see doesn't work out I'm buying a body pillow with a hole for a fleshlight
#4635 to #4634 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
I was actually talking to Molly a while back about buying a fake ass, like a fleshlight with the entire lower half minus the legs.   
I almost bought one but ye, i dont need it. Or i might, compared to how much Molly was getting laid, im a 						*******					 celibate monk.
I was actually talking to Molly a while back about buying a fake ass, like a fleshlight with the entire lower half minus the legs.
I almost bought one but ye, i dont need it. Or i might, compared to how much Molly was getting laid, im a ******* celibate monk.
#4636 to #4635 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
And I'm the 40 year old virgin that thinks boobs feel like bags of sand
#4637 to #4636 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
I wana watch that again.    
Youll get some dude, just keep your eyes on the prize and youll be pounding that chick in no time.
I wana watch that again.
Youll get some dude, just keep your eyes on the prize and youll be pounding that chick in no time.
#4638 to #4637 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
it's not just about the actual pounding dude. over this break I pounded my ex and it lacked something. I guess i'm missing that spark
#4639 to #4638 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
You need love dude, like someone to give a **** about like that yknow?
MAybe this girl will give it to you.
#4640 to #4639 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
I hope so the past few days have been rough
#4641 to #4640 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
Why what happened?
Why what happened?
#4642 to #4641 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
being with the family just naturally breaks down my mood, phone pepsi, too close to deployment to replace it, i feel like this girl isnt that interested, feels like emotions is falling out in all the wrong places.
User avatar #4643 to #4642 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
Poor EE.
Even if she isnt interested, go for her, it wont hurt to at least vent out some pent up affection yknow?
#4644 to #4643 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
I really wish I could just go on deployment already

One of my new years resolution is to kill an isis ************

I think getting away with murder would help me vent a lot
User avatar #4645 to #4644 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
probably lol.
you need your guns back.
#4646 to #4645 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
I miss Mizore (name of my rifle)

She was my cold-hearted bitch
User avatar #4647 to #4646 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
youll get her back soon.
#4648 to #4647 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
I know.   
   
I think i finally understand what a drug addict feels like.   
   
When I'm at work it's like oh cool but after a while i want to escape   
   
Then on vacation. All I can think about is going back
I know.

I think i finally understand what a drug addict feels like.

When I'm at work it's like oh cool but after a while i want to escape

Then on vacation. All I can think about is going back
User avatar #4649 to #4648 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
poor bbygrl.
#4614 to #4613 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
She has made her nest    
   
I suggest an exterminator
She has made her nest

I suggest an exterminator
#4615 to #4614 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
i never lived with anyone before, i mean ive had women spend a while at my house but living together is scary.   
What do i do? i asked my mom and she just laughed and hung up, then called back and laughed then hung up again.
i never lived with anyone before, i mean ive had women spend a while at my house but living together is scary.
What do i do? i asked my mom and she just laughed and hung up, then called back and laughed then hung up again.
#4616 to #4615 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
be honest with her about the thought of living together. Tell her you've never done this before and nervous about the idea. Also I love your mom now that's funny
be honest with her about the thought of living together. Tell her you've never done this before and nervous about the idea. Also I love your mom now that's funny
#4617 to #4616 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
if she doesnt let me spank her when im bored, im kicking her out.   
Thats the only thing thats keeping me calm, the thought of watching tv on the couch, her over my lap, while im nonchalantly spanking her.
if she doesnt let me spank her when im bored, im kicking her out.
Thats the only thing thats keeping me calm, the thought of watching tv on the couch, her over my lap, while im nonchalantly spanking her.
#4618 to #4617 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
Yes do that too
#4619 to #4618 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
and lots of asseating.
and lots of asseating.
User avatar #4620 to #4619 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
that's your preference
User avatar #4621 to #4620 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
ill lick an ass, but i just wont fist it
User avatar #4622 to #4621 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm the other way
User avatar #4623 to #4622 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
i feel like id hurt her a bunch if i even tried.
#4624 to #4623 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah watching the strangers at midnight is not the best idea
Yeah watching the strangers at midnight is not the best idea
User avatar #4625 to #4624 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
stay up with me and love me you whore.
User avatar #4626 to #4625 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
hey butthole
User avatar #4627 to #4626 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
EE
Hihihihihihihihihi
User avatar #4628 to #4627 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
so did you talk to her about moving in?

if not I assume she just sex'd you
#4629 to #4628 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
I told her i never lived with anyone, and it wasnt me not wanting her there but me being scared like, what if 						****					 went wrong? Where would she go? yknow?   
I was too afraid to make a commitment like that because of what could go wrong.    
She understood, and reassured me that she would try her hardest to keep this relationship afloat by sucking my penis and making a huge ass dinner.    
Chicken Curry with mango chutney, so 						*******					 good man. She made me relax and got me a carton of Marlboros and some Coke, and i was on easy street the rest of the night.    
She said &quot;Its going to be like this for a long long time&quot; and then kissed me before going to sleep.    
I think im in love man.
I told her i never lived with anyone, and it wasnt me not wanting her there but me being scared like, what if **** went wrong? Where would she go? yknow?
I was too afraid to make a commitment like that because of what could go wrong.
She understood, and reassured me that she would try her hardest to keep this relationship afloat by sucking my penis and making a huge ass dinner.
Chicken Curry with mango chutney, so ******* good man. She made me relax and got me a carton of Marlboros and some Coke, and i was on easy street the rest of the night.
She said "Its going to be like this for a long long time" and then kissed me before going to sleep.
I think im in love man.
#4630 to #4629 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
Bet you a 30 rack she'll only hold this up for about a week 10 days top
#4631 to #4630 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
She probably already threw the idea out the wondow as soon as her head hit the pillow.    
As long as i dont have to cook and i have someone to lighten the chores, im good.    
See you gotta barter, set unrealistic offers just to get down to what you really want.    
She thinks i want head and food every day but what i really want is a house 						******					 that i can grope every now and then.    
I learned that on Pawn Stars.
She probably already threw the idea out the wondow as soon as her head hit the pillow.
As long as i dont have to cook and i have someone to lighten the chores, im good.
See you gotta barter, set unrealistic offers just to get down to what you really want.
She thinks i want head and food every day but what i really want is a house ****** that i can grope every now and then.
I learned that on Pawn Stars.
#4632 to #4631 - ecov (01/04/2015) [-]
you make a good point
#4633 to #4632 - admiralhowe (01/04/2015) [-]
also yknow, finally having someone to hug at night makes me feel better.    
I actually cant sleep because im happy and not because of a panic attack or some 						****					.    
Its a good feeling.
also yknow, finally having someone to hug at night makes me feel better.
I actually cant sleep because im happy and not because of a panic attack or some **** .
Its a good feeling.
#4563 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
The hangovers are real
hihihihihi
#4604 to #4563 - ecov (01/02/2015) [-]
got snapchat on my tablet ^^
User avatar #4605 to #4604 - admiralhowe (01/02/2015) [-]
talk to herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr on snapchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
User avatar #4606 to #4605 - ecov (01/02/2015) [-]
I am dumbdumb
#4607 to #4606 - admiralhowe (01/02/2015) [-]
ohhh oki
ohhh oki
#4608 to #4607 - ecov (01/02/2015) [-]
and with only 3 months till deployment there's no point in investing into a new phone
#4609 to #4608 - admiralhowe (01/02/2015) [-]
So now we both dont have phones?
Good, suffer my pain.
User avatar #4610 to #4609 - ecov (01/02/2015) [-]
you evil bastard
User avatar #4612 to #4610 - admiralhowe (01/02/2015) [-]
also ima go bibi
User avatar #4584 to #4563 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
fist her
User avatar #4585 to #4584 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
no pls id destroy her
User avatar #4586 to #4585 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
I thought that was the goal?
User avatar #4587 to #4586 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
no im keeping her
#4588 to #4587 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
what about the parents?
User avatar #4589 to #4588 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
Im slowly taking her out of her shell and im having fun in pissing them off.
User avatar #4590 to #4589 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
how are you doing that?
User avatar #4591 to #4590 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
I went to go pick her up last night and grabbed her in front of them in the living room and stuck my tongue down her throat and groped her ass before taking her to the car.
Earlier i straight up took her dad's booze.
Im doing teenager **** basically.
User avatar #4592 to #4591 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
sounds awesome now just get a motorcycle and the bad boy image will be complete
User avatar #4593 to #4592 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
Does a beat up old Skylark 350 count?
She is great, i like her a lot but she is just afraid of her parents and doesnt ******* realize that she doesnt need to be afraid of them yknow like what are they gunna do?
I dunno man, i think they raised that girl in a ******* box.
User avatar #4594 to #4593 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
well she sounds like she was very sheltered
User avatar #4595 to #4594 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
Hopefully i can like un-shelter her yknow?
User avatar #4596 to #4595 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
you did it with molly

youre 1-0
#4597 to #4596 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
I already licked vodka out of her navel last night while we were drinking after the ball dropped.    
   
Also, Molly is my Frankenstein, i made a monster.
I already licked vodka out of her navel last night while we were drinking after the ball dropped.

Also, Molly is my Frankenstein, i made a monster.
#4599 to #4598 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
Its so damn fun to piss her parents off.
#4600 to #4599 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
So I finally have a date with this cute girl in NAtional City and when we were in a conversation my phone went gsofdosfdgo;hgsdjovdsjhosfdajo;gsdojv;z;ojdsghfo/jsbdafojbsdvthjsjvghozsdfvsbojx .dbvjxb.xj

Oh why must you punish me deity whose existence I doubt
User avatar #4601 to #4600 - admiralhowe (01/02/2015) [-]
Youre not meant to get laid until Thailand
For your Shangri La lies withing asian vagina.
#4602 to #4601 - ecov (01/02/2015) [-]
but this woman is asian :/    
   
She's short and like a C-cup, nerdy with a reckless side. She's filipino raised in italy and because of schooling there she's done with college and she 18. We agreed to meet on the 10th but then my phone took a 						****					.
but this woman is asian :/

She's short and like a C-cup, nerdy with a reckless side. She's filipino raised in italy and because of schooling there she's done with college and she 18. We agreed to meet on the 10th but then my phone took a **** .
User avatar #4603 to #4602 - admiralhowe (01/02/2015) [-]
Is there like any way to talk to her besides a phone?
#4564 to #4563 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
I had one a few days ago
#4565 to #4564 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
Mineral water and coffee arent working.    
Nor the ibuprofen.    
Halp.
Mineral water and coffee arent working.
Nor the ibuprofen.
Halp.
User avatar #4566 to #4565 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
gatorade
User avatar #4567 to #4566 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
oki.
what did you do to celebrate?
#4568 to #4567 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
sit in my room depressed drawing and watching big bang theory
#4569 to #4568 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
why depressed?
#4570 to #4569 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
because I am bored by my family. They also want me to do chores.

Next vacation I'll either go see you or go to whore island
#4571 to #4570 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
Poor EE.   
Whats whore island?
Poor EE.
Whats whore island?
#4572 to #4571 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
The magic land of dripping pussy and horny women.
#4573 to #4572 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
take me with you
take me with you
#4574 to #4573 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
I smell a 4way
#4575 to #4574 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
Bootyus Smaximus.
Bootyus Smaximus.
#4577 to #4576 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
This is why we need gladiator armor.
This is why we need gladiator armor.
#4579 to #4578 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
We could just show up in the armor and jump on bitches and yell "This is Spartaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
#4581 to #4580 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
i could never fist anyone   
too grody
i could never fist anyone
too grody
#4582 to #4581 - ecov (01/01/2015) [-]
its great
User avatar #4583 to #4582 - admiralhowe (01/01/2015) [-]
pls no
#4558 - admiralhowe (12/30/2014) [-]
I return with stories.
#4559 to #4558 - ecov (12/30/2014) [-]
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL ME
User avatar #4561 to #4559 - admiralhowe (12/31/2014) [-]
also nini ee
User avatar #4562 to #4560 - ecov (12/31/2014) [-]
that is glorious
User avatar #4551 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
Gf wants to come back home early because her family is being a bitch.
She was supposed to be gone until xmas with her family but she's coming back and i want to spend time with her.
So, ima have to blow off our plans, i already know what youre going to think or say and i feel like a dick but i really want to have something nice with her for the holidays dude.
Im probably not going to get another chance with a girl this nice and who is actually into me again and i dont wana mess **** up with her.
You understand right man?
#4552 to #4551 - ecov (11/12/2014) [-]
yeah dude    
   
We live close enough that we can just reschedule it to a later date
yeah dude

We live close enough that we can just reschedule it to a later date
#4553 to #4552 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
Yay.
Yay.
#4554 to #4553 - ecov (11/12/2014) [-]
I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way. I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way.
I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way. I just finished giving a class on how a company sized element with the given location and intel to conduct a covert raid on an enemy weapons cache compound with civilians in the area. The class took over an hour but after it was all done I got complemented by everybody that attended. I have a serious headache but proud I was able to not just give knowledge but to actually make my peers learn and think in a different way.
#4555 to #4554 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
I understood some of those words.
I are proud.
#4556 to #4555 - ecov (11/12/2014) [-]
In simple words I taught them how to stealthily take out an enemy that's stockpiling weapons with a civilian presence
User avatar #4557 to #4556 - admiralhowe (11/12/2014) [-]
oh nice
#4496 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Hi Etard.
Hi Etard.
#4537 to #4496 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah dude it'll be fun    
   
I finally get to hang out with my favorite buddy IRL
yeah dude it'll be fun

I finally get to hang out with my favorite buddy IRL
#4538 to #4537 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
i didnt buy a turkey though.    
I have burritos, and a canned ham, that could work.
i didnt buy a turkey though.
I have burritos, and a canned ham, that could work.
#4539 to #4538 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
sounds good
#4540 to #4539 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
id really just take a mulligan on this and have like  4th of july BBQ or drunk ass summer beach time.
id really just take a mulligan on this and have like 4th of july BBQ or drunk ass summer beach time.
#4541 to #4540 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
yus
yus
#4542 to #4541 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
i dunno im just nervous and mad.    
I know ima be a 						*******					 bummer.
i dunno im just nervous and mad.
I know ima be a ******* bummer.
#4543 to #4542 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
it'll be fine
it'll be fine
#4545 to #4544 - ecov (11/10/2014) [-]
she has downgraded us to friends with benefits
#4547 to #4546 - ecov (11/10/2014) [-]
she realized that me being gone all the time the only thing she can get is my dick
User avatar #4550 to #4548 - ecov (11/10/2014) [-]
REPLY TO ME BITCH
#4517 to #4496 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
I've already got one fist in before    
   
what's stopping me from giving another?
I've already got one fist in before

what's stopping me from giving another?
#4521 to #4520 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
I really do have a place reserved in hell for me huh?
I really do have a place reserved in hell for me huh?
#4522 to #4521 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah, right next to me.
yeah, right next to me.
#4523 to #4522 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
come with me and we'll kick satan off his throne and rule hell together
#4524 to #4523 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
and other stuff right?
and other stuff right?
#4525 to #4524 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
well since we're going to hell for all eternity I know something is going to be shoved up there eventually. Might as well it be you
well since we're going to hell for all eternity I know something is going to be shoved up there eventually. Might as well it be you
#4526 to #4525 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
it can be the other way around.
it can be the other way around.
#4527 to #4526 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
we'll make it work
we'll make it work
#4529 to #4528 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I'm in such a good mood right now
dude I'm in such a good mood right now
#4530 to #4529 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Because eternal anal in hell?
#4531 to #4530 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
because I am literally going to do every 						******					 up thing I want to this woman then throw her away like cum rag.    
   
This is how an evil genius must feel right when his master plan is about to happen
because I am literally going to do every ****** up thing I want to this woman then throw her away like cum rag.

This is how an evil genius must feel right when his master plan is about to happen
#4534 to #4533 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Im not jealous of you, im jealous of her.    
Yknow how much id pay to be blindfolded with you in me?
Im not jealous of you, im jealous of her.
Yknow how much id pay to be blindfolded with you in me?
#4535 to #4534 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
I feel like I going to be raped by you this thanksgiving. Also I'm still cool with just us hanging. We can make turkey sandwiches and place COD AW
#4536 to #4535 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Im not gunna stop bothering you about it till youre pounding me.
You sure? Its gunna suck.
#4497 to #4496 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
sup?
sup?
User avatar #4498 to #4497 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
im being mad, wutcha doin?
#4499 to #4498 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
getting ready for the USMC Birthday ball tonight    
   
It's the one time all marines get to dress up in our panties dropping blues, get all wasted together and just hang out as people. Rank is pretty much dropped
getting ready for the USMC Birthday ball tonight

It's the one time all marines get to dress up in our panties dropping blues, get all wasted together and just hang out as people. Rank is pretty much dropped
#4500 to #4499 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ohyay   
go try to get laid
ohyay
go try to get laid
#4501 to #4500 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
maybe but you need to know it's a formal ball so it's not the place to pick up chicks. That's why you bust out of there and tear up San Diego
#4502 to #4501 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Go pick up beach bitches.
Go pick up beach bitches.
#4503 to #4502 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
hellz yeah    
   
also I feel like a giant douche bag with what I'm doing to my ex
hellz yeah

also I feel like a giant douche bag with what I'm doing to my ex
#4504 to #4503 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
wutcha doin to her?
#4505 to #4504 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she thinks we're together again so I can 						****					 her on leave. Then after deployment I just say &quot;yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries.&quot;
she thinks we're together again so I can **** her on leave. Then after deployment I just say "yeah I cheated on you......in 12 different countries."
#4506 to #4505 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
das evil yet glorious.
#4507 to #4506 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's &quot;off the market&quot; and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
she cheated on me so I call it getting even. I'm going to emotional destroy her dude. She thinks this is all serious and could lead to marriage. I never said anything like that just sure we can try dating but we're not bf/gf. She even started wearing a ring to show she's "off the market" and I just grinning in the background. She's probably going to kill herself after all of this and I'll feel nothing
#4508 to #4507 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
How am i the more mentally unstable one in this duo again?
#4510 to #4509 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh ya.
Oh ya.
#4511 to #4510 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh but I almost ruined my plan yesterday though because I freaked out that she wanted to get cammies of her own with her name and **** . To me a civilian wearing our **** like they're one of us is an ultimate form of disrespect
#4512 to #4511 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
Jizz on her back as punishment.
#4513 to #4512 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
oh no dude
I'm going to REKT her

She literally gave me the ok to blindfold her, handcuff her, then DP her with a dildo then I even got told it was ok to **** her while she's asleep
#4515 to #4514 - ecov (11/09/2014) [-]
dude I pretty much can do whatever I want to her because she so desperate


.........I'M GOING TO FIST HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME
#4516 to #4515 - admiralhowe (11/09/2014) [-]
ya ya no, youre like way far more twisted than me.
Like, ive rubbed off on you and it made a monster.
You can kick a baby, you can club soime seals, but dude... no fisting... thats horrifying.
#4486 - admiralhowe (10/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4487 to #4486 - ecov (11/01/2014) [-]
There is now a chance where I can still make it to thanksgiving
#4488 to #4487 - admiralhowe (11/01/2014) [-]
yay!
yay!
User avatar #4489 to #4488 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Save a plate for me ^^
User avatar #4490 to #4489 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
OH YAY ITS JUST GOING TO BE LIKE 2 PEOPLE NOT INCLUDING YOU NOW FOR THANKSGIVING BUT YAY
User avatar #4491 to #4490 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Yus turkey turkey turkey
User avatar #4492 to #4491 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
youre cool with 3 people being there?
User avatar #4493 to #4492 - ecov (11/02/2014) [-]
Of course
User avatar #4494 to #4493 - admiralhowe (11/02/2014) [-]
yay
sorry, i was making dinner.
#4484 to #4483 - ecov (09/28/2014) [-]
Hey buddy finally finished my last week of being in the field for a while. I'm addicted to destiny dude I played till 9 in the morning
#4485 to #4484 - admiralhowe (09/29/2014) [-]
I keep forgetting to play that.    
Im glad youre back, hihi bbygrl
I keep forgetting to play that.
Im glad youre back, hihi bbygrl
User avatar #4462 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
EE
User avatar #4463 to #4462 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey homo
#4464 to #4463 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I re-hurt my back.
#4465 to #4464 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
how?
how?
#4466 to #4465 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I dont even know, it just got aggravated and it went to poop.
I dont even know, it just got aggravated and it went to poop.
#4467 to #4466 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
I've been trying to order dominoes for the past 2 hours    
   
I actually had to leave my room to go to an atm because their computers are down   
   
I HAD TO LEAVE MY ROOM
I've been trying to order dominoes for the past 2 hours

I actually had to leave my room to go to an atm because their computers are down

I HAD TO LEAVE MY ROOM
#4468 to #4467 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
If you rub my back when you get here, i will make you a pizza.
#4469 to #4468 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
my love for pizza exceeds my pride
my love for pizza exceeds my pride
#4470 to #4469 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
Cool i was looking for a massage with a happy ending.
The parlor near my house closed down.
#4472 to #4471 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I should ask someone to massage my back though.
**** hurts, i had to get painkillers.
#4473 to #4472 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm so hungry man I've been trying to get a pizza for over 2 hours now
#4474 to #4473 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
Its like 2am where can you get a pizza at this hour?
User avatar #4475 to #4474 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
Dominoes
#4476 to #4475 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
I dont like Dominoes, they once came 11hrs late when my mom ordered some pizza.
User avatar #4477 to #4476 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
I finally got my pizza but they didn't order my coke

death shall rain
User avatar #4479 to #4478 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
AND THEY ****** UP MY PIZZA

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
#4480 to #4479 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
ono
Murder everyone.
User avatar #4481 to #4480 - ecov (09/20/2014) [-]
hey I'ma watch enemy at the gate then bed I'll talk to you later
User avatar #4482 to #4481 - admiralhowe (09/20/2014) [-]
bibinini EE
#4461 - admiralhowe (09/17/2014) [-]
youre finally on.
happy birthday.
User avatar #4460 - admiralhowe (09/15/2014) [-]
faggit
#4459 - admiralhowe (09/15/2014) [-]
Look at it
Look at it
User avatar #4390 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
EE
User avatar #4449 to #4390 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Same here funny story u was drawing a Jeff when an officer stopped by he saw it and almost ran away. Also I almost punched some guy in the face the only thing that prevented me was a possible njp
#4450 to #4449 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
What did the guy do to make you wana punch him?
What did the guy do to make you wana punch him?
User avatar #4451 to #4450 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Being a disobedient brat. In a word where to take orders everyday he just was on his own ******* program. He's this pfc that because he's been in the fleet for a month thinks he rates everything. I was in charge of cleaning up some points in the woods with 5 guys under my belt and when I say something he always had something to say back.
User avatar #4452 to #4451 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
What a cunt.
Did he get in trouble or anything?
User avatar #4453 to #4452 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
No sadly but next time I'm just going to drop rank and **** up his world and make him remember his place
User avatar #4454 to #4453 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
noice.
make him feel like a huge bitch.
User avatar #4455 to #4454 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Lol lots of people said I should have but I hate paperwork
User avatar #4456 to #4455 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Do it, make him your ho.
Also, when you come, do you wana hotel because i doubt youd want to sleep on a couch in a 2 bedroom apartment with 2 dogs.
User avatar #4457 to #4456 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
A couch is fine dude and I love dogs. My battery is about to die I'll talk to you tomorrow
User avatar #4458 to #4457 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
oki bibi EE
User avatar #4429 to #4390 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Damn you'd think he'd cut you a break but yeah dude this trip is so in my budget
#4430 to #4429 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
i live here rent free...
User avatar #4431 to #4430 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Lol well **** ***** Oh and I should be able to save up plenty let's get the good booze
#4432 to #4431 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Its how ive been able to afford everything i have so far, with me not having a steady job ever.
My stepdad and mom are awesome but my real dad is nutso-5000.
ahmm, another hting, they dont know about my little episode, just my friends do so pls, dont mention anything of it.
User avatar #4433 to #4432 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Lol sure dude.
User avatar #4434 to #4433 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
sorry im just paranoid
User avatar #4435 to #4434 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Nah man it'll be a blast. Spending time with friends and family over food and football is the soul of Thanksgiving
#4436 to #4435 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Oookay!
Just let me know when youre ready to come over and ill tell you all you gotta know.
Unless youve been stalking me and have maps.
#4437 to #4436 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Oh you mean the apartment next to the park? Also hue
#4438 to #4437 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Its funny because it is next to a park.    
I need to absorb his soul so there will only be one.
Its funny because it is next to a park.
I need to absorb his soul so there will only be one.
User avatar #4439 to #4438 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
All that was totally a guess
User avatar #4440 to #4439 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
I have a stalker, yay
#4441 to #4440 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Shhhhh just go to sleep
#4442 to #4441 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Did you do that?
#4443 to #4442 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
I wish I just started Jeff drawing a few days ago
#4444 to #4443 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Youll be that good soon enough.
#4445 to #4444 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Hopefully. I want Jeff to be my new mascot. Kinda fits me
#4446 to #4445 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
I wanted Dio Brando to be mine but i havent looked for stuff yet.    
Very similar personalities.
I wanted Dio Brando to be mine but i havent looked for stuff yet.
Very similar personalities.
User avatar #4447 to #4446 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
We are both crazy huh?
User avatar #4448 to #4447 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Yep!
How we arent in a nuthouse, pinching on the orderly's asses yet is beyond me.
User avatar #4409 to #4390 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Back
User avatar #4411 to #4410 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Sorry I got stuck in a gay ass working party
#4412 to #4411 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
its k.
but about earlier, the thanksgiving thing.
I wouldnt want anyone to see me how i am now, or have to meet my family.
But i told you how everything has been going to **** for me, i cant even stand to look at myself right now and feel proud.
I just keep thinking that once we hang out, something will go wrong and you wont want to be my friend anymore. Its terrifying and i know i might not have anything to worry about but its still a scary thought.
User avatar #4413 to #4412 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Dude I'v been to hell and back again with you. I'm not going to stop being your friend because you're not picture perfect.
#4414 to #4413 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
are you sure?
User avatar #4415 to #4414 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude of course let's just drink beer and watch football
#4416 to #4415 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Im still very frightened something bad will happen.
Im still very frightened something bad will happen.
User avatar #4417 to #4416 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Dude I literally see the ********* things and in people. Trust me the rent nothing that you can really do
#4418 to #4417 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Even if im back in my tiny apartment and id only have 						****					 beer and i let myself go and i have a bad back and im boring?
Even if im back in my tiny apartment and id only have **** beer and i let myself go and i have a bad back and im boring?
User avatar #4419 to #4418 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude that's fine. I literally live in a room with 2 other people and have **** for money. I can relate
User avatar #4421 to #4420 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
And it's 4 days off too
User avatar #4422 to #4421 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
How will you get home?
User avatar #4423 to #4422 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
I have a truck dude
#4424 to #4423 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
ohhhh   
Well, i can make a good turkey, my brother and i cook really well.    
My older sister and her fiance cook good too, theyre next door to me, she is the only non-retarded sister i have left, she was the one who always took care of the other two sister's kids a lot too.    
We've been talking about getting a house, the four of us, so my address might change but it will be next year probably.    
Im just kinda relieved so im rambling.
ohhhh
Well, i can make a good turkey, my brother and i cook really well.
My older sister and her fiance cook good too, theyre next door to me, she is the only non-retarded sister i have left, she was the one who always took care of the other two sister's kids a lot too.
We've been talking about getting a house, the four of us, so my address might change but it will be next year probably.
Im just kinda relieved so im rambling.
User avatar #4425 to #4424 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Dude that sounds like just want I need. I forget what city do you live it so I can start making a budget
User avatar #4426 to #4425 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
I live in Fresno.
My apartment is $750 a month but there are a lot of cheaper places here.
the problem is finding a job to afford it all, ive been bouncing around jobs for some time now.
User avatar #4427 to #4426 - ecov (09/14/2014) [-]
Your rent costs more than my 2 week pay
#4428 to #4427 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
Well to be fair its only so expensive because most of the tenants here are on welfare or some kind of housing so the govt can afford whatever price the owner asks, its slummy but smart.
ehhh... the owner who is also my stepdad..
User avatar #4407 to #4390 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Brb
User avatar #4391 to #4390 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm getting too good at drawing Jeff the killer
User avatar #4392 to #4391 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Why are you drawing Jeff the Killer?
User avatar #4394 to #4392 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Because it's fun to
#4395 to #4394 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
It looks good though, ill give you that.
wutcha doin?
User avatar #4396 to #4395 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Just had some beer waiting to go home tomorrow
#4397 to #4396 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Does this mean unlimited EE?
User avatar #4398 to #4397 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Until my battery dies yes
#4399 to #4398 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Yay.
and then when you come home, i can force you to talk to me all day.
User avatar #4400 to #4399 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh hey I just remembered I have some time off but don't want to fly home want to spend Thanksgiving together?
#4401 to #4400 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
How the **** am i going to afford going to see you in corn land?
User avatar #4402 to #4401 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
I'll be in CA for Thanksgiving
#4403 to #4402 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh.
i read that wrong.
User avatar #4404 to #4403 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
So you up for it?
#4405 to #4404 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Im incredibly nervous but sure.    
You being anywhere near an area where my family is located is a terrifying thought.    
They might, like, do crazy people 						****					.    
Im a beacon of perfect mental health compared to them.    
So scared.
Im incredibly nervous but sure.
You being anywhere near an area where my family is located is a terrifying thought.
They might, like, do crazy people **** .
Im a beacon of perfect mental health compared to them.
So scared.
User avatar #4406 to #4405 - ecov (09/13/2014) [-]
You're talking to the guy that is perfecting the art of murder dude. It'll be fine
#4408 to #4406 - admiralhowe (09/13/2014) [-]
Its not that, its just, i dont wana sound like a faggot but i hold you on a pretty high pedestal as far what what people think of me goes.
And well, im in an embarrassing situation here.
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User avatar #4385 - admiralhowe (08/18/2014) [-]
EEEEEE
User avatar #4386 to #4385 - ecov (08/19/2014) [-]
hey butt plug
User avatar #4388 to #4386 - admiralhowe (08/19/2014) [-]
stop staying online when youre not here
i keep getting happy then remembering youre not on dommit.
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