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Consoles Owned: PC, ps4, Gameboy color, psvita
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PSN: ecov1991
Interests: My little pony, Minecraft, TF2, Pokemon
Date Signed Up:3/21/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#1657659 - Yes my master. I'm happy it pleases you  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#1657665 - Nintendokami (06/30/2014) [-]
Noooo, it doesn't. It makes me miss Wrath. Stop it!
#1657700 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm terribly sorry master

I miss him as well
#1657629 - I'm perfectly happy being your faithful servant. You …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#1657639 - Nintendokami (06/30/2014) [-]
Agh, Sebastian..

There's someone I haven't seen in.. forever.
#1657659 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
Yes my master. I'm happy it pleases you
#1657665 - Nintendokami (06/30/2014) [-]
Noooo, it doesn't. It makes me miss Wrath. Stop it!
#1657700 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm terribly sorry master

I miss him as well
User avatar #1657635 - suikerpapa (06/30/2014) [-]
tfw the english catchphrase works better than the Japanese one
#1657611 - Ivery looked at my hand for the first time in a long time. Thi… 06/30/2014 on Friendly 0
#1656367 - We will see 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#1656361 - Not with out rules. However I will soon learn to call in morta…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1656366 - Sethorein (06/30/2014) [-]
OMG you're like Ramirez! Save Mcburgertown :')

Only you can!
User avatar #1656367 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
We will see
#1656348 - Eventually I will be able to do that anyways  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1656352 - Sethorein (06/30/2014) [-]
a day on a gunship's weapons without any rules!
User avatar #1656361 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
Not with out rules. However I will soon learn to call in mortar, air, and naval strikes if I need too
User avatar #1656366 - Sethorein (06/30/2014) [-]
OMG you're like Ramirez! Save Mcburgertown :')

Only you can!
User avatar #1656367 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
We will see
#1656327 - No happiness is too cheap for me 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#1656313 - I wonder what I'll sell my soul for  [+] (16 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1656338 - Sethorein (06/30/2014) [-]
a day on a gunship's weapons? :3
User avatar #1656348 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
Eventually I will be able to do that anyways
User avatar #1656352 - Sethorein (06/30/2014) [-]
a day on a gunship's weapons without any rules!
User avatar #1656361 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
Not with out rules. However I will soon learn to call in mortar, air, and naval strikes if I need too
User avatar #1656366 - Sethorein (06/30/2014) [-]
OMG you're like Ramirez! Save Mcburgertown :')

Only you can!
User avatar #1656367 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
We will see
#1656324 - bluenebula (06/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #1656322 - hangingtree (06/30/2014) [-]
Immortality.
User avatar #1656317 - ShadNineteen (06/30/2014) [-]
I'd recommend happiness for the rest of your life.

And to live for like 80 years.
User avatar #1656327 - ecov (06/30/2014) [-]
No happiness is too cheap for me
#1656316 - theluppijackal (06/30/2014) [-]
I can give you what's in the mystery box
User avatar #1656323 - zoopityzop (06/30/2014) [-]
NOT THE MYSTERY BOX
User avatar #1656318 - ShadNineteen (06/30/2014) [-]
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
User avatar #1656320 - theluppijackal (06/30/2014) [-]
Shhh
it's a mystery
#1656331 - ShadNineteen (06/30/2014) [-]
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
User avatar #1656330 - plataeiou (06/30/2014) [-]
Dick in a box.
#1656296 - Being completely alone for the rest of my days  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#1656307 - hangingtree (06/30/2014) [-]
#1655484 - Because it is  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#1655486 - theluppijackal (06/29/2014) [-]
I correctly identified a weapon!
Based fps
User avatar #1655490 - professormeatwad (06/29/2014) [-]
lol
#1655453 - Look at what I got to shoot the M32  [+] (9 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1655479 - pinkiepieshappines (06/29/2014) [-]
stop using the noob tube feggit
User avatar #1655470 - professormeatwad (06/29/2014) [-]
hohboy
User avatar #1655468 - theluppijackal (06/29/2014) [-]
That looks like a grenade launcher
User avatar #1655484 - ecov (06/29/2014) [-]
Because it is
#1655486 - theluppijackal (06/29/2014) [-]
I correctly identified a weapon!
Based fps
User avatar #1655490 - professormeatwad (06/29/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #1655467 - Sethorein (06/29/2014) [-]
You're like a real life master chief o_o
User avatar #1655463 - onlyonehotspur (06/29/2014) [-]
Noob tube
User avatar #1655456 - zzRedzz (06/29/2014) [-]
Radical
#9486 - I will because you'll be there  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on tortalis's profile 0
User avatar #9487 - tortalis (06/25/2014) [-]
I like it when people say such dorky things, it's cute.
<3
#9484 - I need to bed I talk in a few hours <3  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on tortalis's profile 0
User avatar #9485 - tortalis (06/25/2014) [-]
Heh, sleep well and sweet dreams.
<3
User avatar #9486 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
I will because you'll be there
User avatar #9487 - tortalis (06/25/2014) [-]
I like it when people say such dorky things, it's cute.
<3
#9482 - hue hue hue  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on tortalis's profile 0
User avatar #9483 - tortalis (06/25/2014) [-]
>.>
#9484 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
I need to bed I talk in a few hours <3
User avatar #9485 - tortalis (06/25/2014) [-]
Heh, sleep well and sweet dreams.
<3
User avatar #9486 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
I will because you'll be there
User avatar #9487 - tortalis (06/25/2014) [-]
I like it when people say such dorky things, it's cute.
<3
#1623555 - Welp I'm off for the night I have a physical fitness …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #1623591 - theaussiestig (06/25/2014) [-]
Night
User avatar #1623584 - lightarcanine (06/25/2014) [-]
Take it easy, mate.
User avatar #1623568 - twilightssparkle (06/25/2014) [-]
G'night
#4217 - Hey I need to bed have a physical fitness test in the morning …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4218 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Nini poop dawg
#1623544 - thanks I take good care of it 06/25/2014 on Friendly +1
#4215 - **** yes I know and for being so tall these are w…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4216 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Find a random woman and start flexing aggressively as a mating call.
It will work.
#4217 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey I need to bed have a physical fitness test in the morning

peace out home dawg
#4218 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Nini poop dawg
#1623528 - god damn I ******* love seeing how my muscles are…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1623540 - twilightssparkle (06/25/2014) [-]
Nice swan.
User avatar #1623544 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
thanks I take good care of it
#4213 - yeah man this pic kinda sucks by my muscles have been growing …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4214 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
I sat here thinking of a way to compliment you without sounding like a homo.
Youve got some sassy biceps there mr.
#4215 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
fuck yes I know and for being so tall these are well earned
#4216 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Find a random woman and start flexing aggressively as a mating call.
It will work.
#4217 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey I need to bed have a physical fitness test in the morning

peace out home dawg
#4218 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Nini poop dawg
#4211 - yeah I hear stories all the time about how they lose 40-60 lbs…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4212 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
All dem muscles yo.
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
#4209 - wrong he's fatter than pyle  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4210 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
See this is why im stressing on my weight man.
How do they let people that big in still?
#4211 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah I hear stories all the time about how they lose 40-60 lbs in boot camp

It's funny because I've gained over 20lbs
#4212 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
All dem muscles yo.
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
#4207 - Can't really yell at him anymore I apparently have to…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4208 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh shit, dude.
Congrats, you found Pyle, and youre his Joker.
#4209 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
wrong he's fatter than pyle
#4210 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
See this is why im stressing on my weight man.
How do they let people that big in still?
#4211 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah I hear stories all the time about how they lose 40-60 lbs in boot camp

It's funny because I've gained over 20lbs
#4212 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
All dem muscles yo.
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
#4205 - it just pisses me off. Doesn't even try anymore. he's a civili…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4206 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like my dad.
Still goes on about being a marine when he just made it to graduation then got a dishonorable discharge for drugs.
You should morally support his ass with your foot is what you should do.
#4207 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Can't really yell at him anymore

I apparently have to hold his hand and shit now

I don't even want to talk to that fucker anymore

One time he said he tried to hang himself not to long ago and my first thought was "Bitch if you would have tried harder I could have gotten 4 days off. Fucking bastard. If at first you don't succeed try and try again."
#4208 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh shit, dude.
Congrats, you found Pyle, and youre his Joker.
#4209 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
wrong he's fatter than pyle
#4210 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
See this is why im stressing on my weight man.
How do they let people that big in still?
#4211 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah I hear stories all the time about how they lose 40-60 lbs in boot camp

It's funny because I've gained over 20lbs
#4212 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
All dem muscles yo.
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
#4203 - damn man I'm tired I've been more tired than I ever h…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2014 on ecov's profile 0
#4204 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
>trying to get discharged

Thats usually the price of being a leader, you notice a lot more shitheads everywhere.
Try to relax and sleep more.
Like just listen to music, and chill.
Here, best chillout music.
Matisyahu - One Day (lyrics)
#4205 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
it just pisses me off. Doesn't even try anymore. he's a civilian that found some cammies and is now done playing Grunt and wants out. And my senior wants me to include this bastard and morally support him. This bitch one time tripped and fell out on an easy work out run when I tried to pull him back to the pack, and he threw a temper tantrum acting like a fat child. Later he wanted me to feel sorry for him because it hurt when he fell. My only response was "Well if you weren't such a bitch and didn't fall out I wouldn't have to try to pull you up to the front."
#4206 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like my dad.
Still goes on about being a marine when he just made it to graduation then got a dishonorable discharge for drugs.
You should morally support his ass with your foot is what you should do.
#4207 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Can't really yell at him anymore

I apparently have to hold his hand and shit now

I don't even want to talk to that fucker anymore

One time he said he tried to hang himself not to long ago and my first thought was "Bitch if you would have tried harder I could have gotten 4 days off. Fucking bastard. If at first you don't succeed try and try again."
#4208 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh shit, dude.
Congrats, you found Pyle, and youre his Joker.
#4209 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
wrong he's fatter than pyle
#4210 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
See this is why im stressing on my weight man.
How do they let people that big in still?
#4211 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah I hear stories all the time about how they lose 40-60 lbs in boot camp

It's funny because I've gained over 20lbs
#4212 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
All dem muscles yo.
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.

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#4219 - fabswag (07/04/2014) [-]
Ima go, ill talk to you next time.
User avatar #4220 to #4219 - ecov (07/04/2014) [-]
Kill
User avatar #4221 to #4220 - fabswag (07/05/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
AAAATAAAAAAAAAAAA
#4192 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
It took me a few minutes to find this picture.
This is why i do not use it no more.
#4213 to #4192 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah man this pic kinda sucks by my muscles have been growing like crazy. need to slay my abs though and get the glorious 6 pack
#4214 to #4213 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
I sat here thinking of a way to compliment you without sounding like a homo.    
Youve got some sassy biceps there mr.
I sat here thinking of a way to compliment you without sounding like a homo.
Youve got some sassy biceps there mr.
#4215 to #4214 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
**** yes I know and for being so tall these are well earned
#4216 to #4215 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Find a random woman and start flexing aggressively as a mating call.    
It will work.
Find a random woman and start flexing aggressively as a mating call.
It will work.
#4217 to #4216 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey I need to bed have a physical fitness test in the morning

peace out home dawg
#4218 to #4217 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Nini poop dawg
#4194 to #4193 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
That coursework sounds boring as tits.
That coursework sounds boring as tits.
#4195 to #4194 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
It's broken down to barney level **** like how to wipe your own ass in a simple 9 step program it's that tedious
#4196 to #4195 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Im getting frustrated just thinking about it.
Im getting frustrated just thinking about it.
#4197 to #4196 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
pls kill me I just want to be like the hulk and shoot people god dommit

#4198 to #4197 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
What if theyre pushing your buttons so when you finally deploy for combat, you snap and start beating Iraqis with your rifle, screaming 'THIS IS MY RIFLE, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE" then you spit on their body and put on some sweet ass shades and look back and say "Dont forget to wipe your ass, bitch."
#4199 to #4198 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
No they know I can do it because I am one of the most capable of the new marines so they are going to see how far I can go. Also all this **** HAS to be done so they want me to get it out of the way. Also since I am the new Radio operator I have to give a class about the radios I'm learning and how to use them
#4200 to #4199 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh god i hate teaching people things, they always cry or feel bad.    
At least youre awesome enough to do that though, id be jelly.
Oh god i hate teaching people things, they always cry or feel bad.
At least youre awesome enough to do that though, id be jelly.
#4201 to #4200 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah it's cool though

They are now starting to separate who are the ******** and who's not and I'm one of the better ones. If you think about it this trust is remarkable. They will eventually trust me with their lives if they had too. It's a heavy responsibility
#4202 to #4201 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
A responsibility i  know youd be able to handle like a boss.    
Id trust the security of my anus in your hands too.
A responsibility i know youd be able to handle like a boss.
Id trust the security of my anus in your hands too.
#4203 to #4202 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
damn man I'm tired

I've been more tired than I ever had been and the only thing that keeps me going is that I've been so motivated. There are guys that are trying to get out of work. There is one that just doesn't want to be here and he's trying to get discharged. I swear him and the Chaplin are ******* butt buddies now he goes there so much. One just wants to bone his wife back at his house and that's the only exercise he does. 3 others are just stupid ******** . It's really just me and my buddy that is preventing everything going to **** . If we were to stop helping them out.....god don't even want to think about that.
#4204 to #4203 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
>trying to get discharged

Thats usually the price of being a leader, you notice a lot more ********* everywhere.
Try to relax and sleep more.
Like just listen to music, and chill.
Here, best chillout music.
Matisyahu - One Day (lyrics)
#4205 to #4204 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
it just pisses me off. Doesn't even try anymore. he's a civilian that found some cammies and is now done playing Grunt and wants out. And my senior wants me to include this bastard and morally support him. This bitch one time tripped and fell out on an easy work out run when I tried to pull him back to the pack, and he threw a temper tantrum acting like a fat child. Later he wanted me to feel sorry for him because it hurt when he fell. My only response was "Well if you weren't such a bitch and didn't fall out I wouldn't have to try to pull you up to the front."
#4206 to #4205 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like my dad.
Still goes on about being a marine when he just made it to graduation then got a dishonorable discharge for drugs.
You should morally support his ass with your foot is what you should do.
#4207 to #4206 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
Can't really yell at him anymore

I apparently have to hold his hand and **** now

I don't even want to talk to that ****** anymore

One time he said he tried to hang himself not to long ago and my first thought was "Bitch if you would have tried harder I could have gotten 4 days off. ******* bastard. If at first you don't succeed try and try again."
#4208 to #4207 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					, dude.    
Congrats, you found Pyle, and youre his Joker.
Oh **** , dude.
Congrats, you found Pyle, and youre his Joker.
#4209 to #4208 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
wrong he's fatter than pyle
wrong he's fatter than pyle
#4210 to #4209 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
See this is why im stressing on my weight man.
How do they let people that big in still?
#4211 to #4210 - ecov (06/25/2014) [-]
yeah I hear stories all the time about how they lose 40-60 lbs in boot camp

It's funny because I've gained over 20lbs
#4212 to #4211 - nerobritannicus (06/25/2014) [-]
All dem muscles yo.    
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
All dem muscles yo.
If i continue working out like i am, ill be a glorious gay fish in no time.
#4169 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
I almost had a pentakill before you losers called me.    
Now you must feel my wrath for the next 30 minutes.
I almost had a pentakill before you losers called me.
Now you must feel my wrath for the next 30 minutes.
User avatar #4190 to #4169 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
Sanity saved
User avatar #4191 to #4190 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
There was no way i was gunna leave for the time it takes for basic training and leave those ******* in my house alone.
#4170 to #4169 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm not even sorry
#4171 to #4170 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
I hope you 						****					 yourself.
I hope you **** yourself.
#4172 to #4171 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
Baby I know you want to be in my pants but that's being to obvious
#4173 to #4172 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Not as obvious as you.
#4174 to #4173 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
photoshop
#4176 to #4175 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
. . . . **** you Bitch
#4177 to #4176 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh im sure youd love that.
Oh im sure youd love that.
#4178 to #4177 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
whatever go say Sarah
#4179 to #4178 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Why are we so 						******					 up?
Why are we so ****** up?
#4180 to #4179 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
I was told by my peers that I'll be the guy that when we make port I will be living in whore houses
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User avatar #4181 to #4180 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
This image was flagged 06/18/2014
#4182 to #4181 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
With my big American marine cock
#4183 to #4182 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Beeg American peenisu
Beeg American peenisu
#4184 to #4183 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm going to come back with like 5 std huh?
#4185 to #4184 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Your balls with speak fluent Korean.
#4186 to #4185 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
I will probably be in Korea for a few weeks the mue will last like 14 months now
User avatar #4188 to #4187 - ecov (06/18/2014) [-]
Marine expeditionary unit
#4189 to #4188 - nerobritannicus (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh.    
I talked to my dad earlier, after we almost got in a fight he agreed to take my step bro and sister in.    
Great success.
Oh.
I talked to my dad earlier, after we almost got in a fight he agreed to take my step bro and sister in.
Great success.
#4159 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
Theonetruedashi

I've missed talking to you
#4161 to #4160 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
There you are
#4162 to #4161 - theonetruedashi (06/17/2014) [-]
Hiiiiii
I'm barely on FJ anymore
#4163 to #4162 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
Same here is been to busy worth my pre deployment workup I haven't been on much
#4164 to #4163 - theonetruedashi (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm like.. alwayyyys on skype, though
#4165 to #4164 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
Do I still have you on Skype?
#4166 to #4165 - theonetruedashi (06/17/2014) [-]
Maybe?
Probably?

You should
#4167 to #4166 - ecov (06/17/2014) [-]
It's oh Hai gravity right?
User avatar #4152 - nerobritannicus (06/07/2014) [-]
hihomo
User avatar #4153 to #4152 - ecov (06/07/2014) [-]
Happy birthday homo
#4154 to #4153 - nerobritannicus (06/07/2014) [-]
thx bbygrl   
wutcha doin up so late?
thx bbygrl
wutcha doin up so late?
User avatar #4155 to #4154 - ecov (06/08/2014) [-]
Drinking
User avatar #4156 to #4155 - nerobritannicus (06/09/2014) [-]
i got so high that i just sat and stared for hours, i also got plastered
i love birthdays
User avatar #4157 to #4156 - ecov (06/09/2014) [-]
That's awesome want to know what is also awesome
User avatar #4158 to #4157 - nerobritannicus (06/09/2014) [-]
what is also awesome tellll meeeee
#4146 - nerobritannicus (06/01/2014) [-]
Hi E-tard
User avatar #4147 to #4146 - ecov (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey text me
User avatar #4148 to #4147 - nerobritannicus (06/01/2014) [-]
i cant i let my bro in-law borrow my phone for the day.
User avatar #4149 to #4148 - ecov (06/01/2014) [-]
Dommit
User avatar #4150 to #4149 - nerobritannicus (06/01/2014) [-]
Sorry bromo.
What did you need to talk about? I can skype if its important n all that **** .
User avatar #4151 to #4150 - ecov (06/01/2014) [-]
Yeah
#4145 - admiralhowe (05/21/2014) [-]
Did you get to help with the fires?
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User avatar #3987 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
can i **** on your chest yet?
User avatar #4111 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
sucks to be you and I finally have an idea for a comic
User avatar #4133 to #4111 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
the hilarity will be epic.
User avatar #4134 to #4133 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
And totally worth the ass kicking
User avatar #4135 to #4134 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
pffff he cant even kick his own ass
User avatar #4136 to #4135 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #4137 to #4136 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
my stomach hurts.
User avatar #4138 to #4137 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
must be all those dicks you sucked
User avatar #4139 to #4138 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #4140 to #4139 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I hate not having a dip in

my "dip pocket" when there is nothing there feels like wrinkly ballsack
User avatar #4141 to #4140 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
i thought youd love the feeling of a wrinkly ballsack in your mouth.
User avatar #4142 to #4141 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
you're mixing my feelings with yours

You would love boot camp its GHEY AS ****
User avatar #4143 to #4142 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
sorry i fell asleep
User avatar #4113 to #4112 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
It's gonna be military but be funny.

Like there is a huge firefight going on then turns out its just a video game and then I go sweep the catwalks

like the average life of a grunt

User avatar #4114 to #4113 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
that sounds good, ****** do it dude.
User avatar #4115 to #4114 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I just need more ideas to make it a thing give it a storyline
User avatar #4116 to #4115 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
What if you just made it a random kind of thing like Seinfeld or The Simpsons.
A comic about nothing and it can go on forever.
User avatar #4117 to #4116 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I give up too much gear....to complicated
User avatar #4118 to #4117 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Go into battle nekkid like your ancestors.
User avatar #4119 to #4118 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
meh
#4121 to #4119 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I sketched something off the top of my head
User avatar #4123 to #4121 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
looks gewd.
User avatar #4124 to #4123 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
danke
#4125 to #4124 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)

i sent this to my girl's brother.
#4126 to #4125 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
For my roommates mothers gift I got ***** in just combat boot, flak, and my kevlar covering my junk and there was a mirror showing my just and the pic was set to that song.

She got a kick out of it
#4127 to #4126 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Im friends enough with his mom to wear she'd be down to 						****					 with him about it.
Im friends enough with his mom to wear she'd be down to **** with him about it.
#4129 to #4128 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I would pork his mom if i had the chance.
Like **** .
Bitch is fine.
#4130 to #4129 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
YOU MUST BE A GOOD BROTHER AND **** HIS MOTHER
#4131 to #4130 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Donut tempt me, it might happen.
#4132 to #4131 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
and then he gets pissed because you actually porked his mom
User avatar #4120 to #4119 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
DOIT
User avatar #4122 to #4120 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
^
#4091 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
They want to keep you there 5evar
They want to keep you there 5evar
#4092 to #4091 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Since last week ive been asking people to put up my matches on youtube but nobody has yet.
Since last week ive been asking people to put up my matches on youtube but nobody has yet.
User avatar #4093 to #4092 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
dats ghey
#4094 to #4093 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Its why im considering leaving unless 						****					 gets better.   
I understand they want to hoard talent to stay in business but im not some kind of slave and they dont own my gimick.   
If i want to advertise my 						****					, i can.   
Im letting it slide because i need the money but if this continues, im leaving.   
My contract even say i can 						*******					 bounce with the belt i have right now.   
This entire situation will dictate if i stay in wrestling or go through with joining the navy because right now, im leaning towards the Navy.   
Ive been having problems with 						*******					 promoters for a while but i never talk about it because nobody i know is into wrestling enough to talk about the business end with.
Its why im considering leaving unless **** gets better.
I understand they want to hoard talent to stay in business but im not some kind of slave and they dont own my gimick.
If i want to advertise my **** , i can.
Im letting it slide because i need the money but if this continues, im leaving.
My contract even say i can ******* bounce with the belt i have right now.
This entire situation will dictate if i stay in wrestling or go through with joining the navy because right now, im leaning towards the Navy.
Ive been having problems with ******* promoters for a while but i never talk about it because nobody i know is into wrestling enough to talk about the business end with.
#4095 to #4094 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
rape them wit clotheslines
#4096 to #4095 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
My stay in this company so far has been 						****					 save for last month.   
I couldve gone on a japan tour but my partner then bailed so she could be with her boyfriend and then he dumped her and she came back when it was too late to go.   
The next few months i was just stuck barely working any matches   
Finally i start jobbing (losing to people) and it sucks but it still gets money   
Now i got a belt and am getting a small push and now they 						****					 me over advertisement
My stay in this company so far has been **** save for last month.
I couldve gone on a japan tour but my partner then bailed so she could be with her boyfriend and then he dumped her and she came back when it was too late to go.
The next few months i was just stuck barely working any matches
Finally i start jobbing (losing to people) and it sucks but it still gets money
Now i got a belt and am getting a small push and now they **** me over advertisement
#4097 to #4096 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
you purposely lose to people?
#4098 to #4097 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Jobbing is when you go out and push other wrestlers by losing after giving them a good match.
I make them look pretty.
Its all a show and when youre a jobber, your duty is to make other guys look like theyre unbeatable by losing.
#4099 to #4098 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I have too much pride for that
#4100 to #4099 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I had to do a 12 second loss to a guy who's ass i kicked the night before once.
Its the ********* feeling.
User avatar #4101 to #4100 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
**** THAT

and sorry for the delay

porn
User avatar #4102 to #4101 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
is k, im pirating gaems.
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
YAY FREE GAMES
User avatar #4104 to #4103 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I probably wont even be able to run most of them lel
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I feel so much better
User avatar #4106 to #4105 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
good ^^
talking to pyro?
User avatar #4107 to #4106 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah gave her a dirty pic

I hadn't fapped in 2 days so it was great
User avatar #4108 to #4107 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Dirty muthafuka lel
User avatar #4109 to #4108 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah told her to tell me where to cum and I sent a pic
User avatar #4110 to #4109 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
ohhhhhh *****
meanwhile my woman is going to leave my house looking like a sty, i just know it
User avatar #4069 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I could go for a deep tissue massage though

that would be AWESOME
User avatar #4070 to #4069 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
give one to your wiener.
User avatar #4071 to #4070 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
then maybe after the massage I'll give it a happy ending
User avatar #4074 to #4072 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
done
User avatar #4077 to #4075 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
done
User avatar #4078 to #4077 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
you suk yo
User avatar #4079 to #4078 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #4080 to #4079 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
y am i so gey dude?
User avatar #4081 to #4080 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
because you love the dick
User avatar #4082 to #4081 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
ye probably
User avatar #4083 to #4082 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
has to be
User avatar #4084 to #4083 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
what if i just love *********** ?
User avatar #4085 to #4084 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
still gay
#4086 to #4085 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
im going to go to New Zealand for a month in June.
Im going on a tour to defend these belts i won internationally.
First up is a Ausfag tour.
Next year in January i might even get to go on the China tour.
#4087 to #4086 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
DESTROY THE ******* GIVE THEM A TECHNICAL KO FOR BLOODYING UP THEIR FACE
#4088 to #4087 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
THEY WILL SUFFER THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL.
THEY WILL SUFFER THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL.
#4089 to #4088 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if you can find a video of you wrestling I can watch that'll be awesome
if you can find a video of you wrestling I can watch that'll be awesome
#4090 to #4089 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Alright, you reminded me.   
   
So im there a few days ago just working out and i ask for some footage of my matches so i can edit it and give out some promo DVDs to other promoters to see if they like me.   
I have to pay.   
For my own matches   
Like, 						****					.   
Hows a 						******					 supposed to get by if i cant freely access my 						****					.
Alright, you reminded me.

So im there a few days ago just working out and i ask for some footage of my matches so i can edit it and give out some promo DVDs to other promoters to see if they like me.
I have to pay.
For my own matches
Like, **** .
Hows a ****** supposed to get by if i cant freely access my **** .
User avatar #4076 to #4075 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
ROUND 2
User avatar #4073 to #4072 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Lets start this bitch
User avatar #4048 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hue hue hue
#4049 to #4048 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
i hope you get herpes.
User avatar #4050 to #4049 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
you deserve those herpes too bitch
User avatar #4051 to #4050 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
ya but you first
User avatar #4052 to #4051 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if I get them first I'll be sure to give them to you <3
#4054 to #4052 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Also saving 5evr for future use.
#4053 to #4052 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Not without the proper paperwork.
#4055 to #4053 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I still have your english death certificate on my external
#4056 to #4055 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh god i forgot about that.
Oh god i forgot about that.
#4057 to #4056 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
So since you are technically dead this convo never happened
#4058 to #4057 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
One of me is dead.
I got 6 more people in me.
Im like Sensui up in this bitch
#4061 to #4060 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I've just stopped replying like 5 minutes ago and she is still 						****					 spitting
I've just stopped replying like 5 minutes ago and she is still **** spitting
#4062 to #4061 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
****					 YOU ETHAN   
YOU HAVENT REPLIED TO ME IN LIKE 6-7 MINUTES   
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONELY AND DEPRESSED I GOT WITHOUT YOU?   
ETHAN  Y U DO DIS TO ME?
**** YOU ETHAN
YOU HAVENT REPLIED TO ME IN LIKE 6-7 MINUTES
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONELY AND DEPRESSED I GOT WITHOUT YOU?
ETHAN Y U DO DIS TO ME?
#4063 to #4062 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
PLease not now josh    
   
I'm going to take a shower and get this greasy 						****					 off my body
PLease not now josh

I'm going to take a shower and get this greasy **** off my body
#4064 to #4063 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay.   
Dont feel bad okay?   
I'll be here almost all day if you need me.
Okay.
Dont feel bad okay?
I'll be here almost all day if you need me.
#4065 to #4064 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Much better now just need to fap till my dick chafes all I'll be good as new
#4066 to #4065 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Well you have that butt pic
Well you have that butt pic
#4067 to #4066 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I want to see if I can Catie will help I like her pics better
#4028 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm still hoping Sarah will show up and I can **** her in half

Only reason bitch
#4029 to #4028 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
So who is Catie then?   
Im confus.    
My butthole is off limits yo.
So who is Catie then?
Im confus.
My butthole is off limits yo.
User avatar #4030 to #4029 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
py.yros real name

and bby pls
#4031 to #4030 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay so Sarah, Catie and Shannon
Shannon is outie-5000
Catie is Pyro
Who is Sarah?


Nu, not unless youre a tiny asian woman.
#4032 to #4031 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Sarah your persona that I fell in love with remember?
#4034 to #4033 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
awwwwwww did my little Sarah forget about all our lovey dovey smooching?
#4035 to #4034 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I like to pretend that whole period of time didnt happen and i mentally block it out with memories of Disney World commercials.
I like to pretend that whole period of time didnt happen and i mentally block it out with memories of Disney World commercials.
#4036 to #4035 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh my bby forgot all about our time together maybe I need to remind you about all the ******* things we were going to do to each other when we finally met
#4037 to #4036 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Pls dont go full homo on me, you still got a girl.
Pls dont go full homo on me, you still got a girl.
#4038 to #4037 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Homo?? dunt know what you're talking about bbygurl I can still remember all those rukia x renji rps we did and that wasn't ghey at all

cum here bby you just need to dick to remember
#4040 to #4039 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Here I come bitch
#4041 to #4040 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
No pls   
No No No pls.   
Pls no
No pls
No No No pls.
Pls no
#4042 to #4041 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
PSYCH I WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL ALONG JOSH

COME GIVE ME A KISS
#4046 to #4045 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Bitch I got you good
User avatar #4008 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm just tired of all this ********
User avatar #4009 to #4008 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
i know man, it blows.
At least you get to release some tension with pyy.ro in a few months.
User avatar #4010 to #4009 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if it happens she's gonna need a wheelchair
User avatar #4011 to #4010 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
awwwww ye niigga
break her pelvis
User avatar #4012 to #4011 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
That's the plan I guess Shannon is just ******* me off

My buzz is completely ruined and I was in such a good mood earlier too
#4013 to #4012 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Itll be k bro.   
Just jerk it to the pantie pic jackie gave us and talk to your woomin.   
Where one girl ends, another, BETTER one comes.
Itll be k bro.
Just jerk it to the pantie pic jackie gave us and talk to your woomin.
Where one girl ends, another, BETTER one comes.
User avatar #4014 to #4013 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
This one is still here though >.> there's a ******* lapping effect
#4015 to #4014 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
No.   
Shannon is done.   
You need to un-glue her from that little red bitch in your chest.
No.
Shannon is done.
You need to un-glue her from that little red bitch in your chest.
User avatar #4016 to #4015 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I think I just did
User avatar #4017 to #4016 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Good.
its pyro time now.
User avatar #4018 to #4017 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Find someone else find someone else.......for a whole ******* year I've heard those ******* words from your.....text....I have never even heard your voice......you have just been a wall of text to me all this time......I fell in love with those words......I truly did....but the second I listened to your advice you get all sad.....WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT ME TO **** DO WITH YOU THEN!!!! ******* TELL ME WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT WITH ME!!! YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY BUT HOW DO I KNOW THERE IS EMOTION BEHIND IT?!?! Your words are becoming hollowā€¸

My eyes are tearing up I can't hold on much more
#4019 to #4018 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Dont hold it in man just let that 						****					 out.    
Let it all go.
Dont hold it in man just let that **** out.
Let it all go.
#4020 to #4019 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
**ecov goes internal**
**ecov goes internal**
#4021 to #4020 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Dont be a niggler.
#4022 to #4021 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
No 						****					 this bitch I'm about to let loose my most hateful string of 						****					 on her chest and not have any remorse about this 						****					   
   
Then I'ma call Catie and talk this 						****					 out with her too
No **** this bitch I'm about to let loose my most hateful string of **** on her chest and not have any remorse about this ****

Then I'ma call Catie and talk this **** out with her too
#4023 to #4022 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Catie is pyro no?   
Just dont be too mean to Catie if so cuz well, you might end up carrying over some anger from Shannon   
And yes, blow the bridge with Shannon.
Catie is pyro no?
Just dont be too mean to Catie if so cuz well, you might end up carrying over some anger from Shannon
And yes, blow the bridge with Shannon.
#4024 to #4023 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
It's going to be the equivalent of the emotional tsar bomba
#4026 to #4025 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
No this isn't pissed it's the you should feel the heat from my rage from where you're sitting. My rage has the emotional equivalent of the Tsar Bomba and its about a few seconds from blowing up in your face. So don't be saying any of this 						*******					 I understand 						********					 you have been saying. There is more pain that is about to come off my chest that you have ever endured. I have ran in a blizzard at 2 in the morning for a girl to where the next day I have muscular failure for the next two days. I have had a woman rip my heart from my chest by showing off her new boyfriend before she broke up with me then the next few weeks stuff salt into by tearing our 2 year relationship apart brick by brick. I had a woman emotionally 						****					 me up so bad I couldn't date women for over a year because I couldn't trust them for a relationship. I had my best friend fake as female and made me emotionally attached to them before it all came crumbling down making me difficult to trust people on the internet like you who was nothing but words but I still managed you push myself towards you for OVER A 						*************					 YEAR. So if you say you understand how I feel you are mother...						*******					....wrong....   
   
Well that should do it
No this isn't pissed it's the you should feel the heat from my rage from where you're sitting. My rage has the emotional equivalent of the Tsar Bomba and its about a few seconds from blowing up in your face. So don't be saying any of this ******* I understand ******** you have been saying. There is more pain that is about to come off my chest that you have ever endured. I have ran in a blizzard at 2 in the morning for a girl to where the next day I have muscular failure for the next two days. I have had a woman rip my heart from my chest by showing off her new boyfriend before she broke up with me then the next few weeks stuff salt into by tearing our 2 year relationship apart brick by brick. I had a woman emotionally **** me up so bad I couldn't date women for over a year because I couldn't trust them for a relationship. I had my best friend fake as female and made me emotionally attached to them before it all came crumbling down making me difficult to trust people on the internet like you who was nothing but words but I still managed you push myself towards you for OVER A ************* YEAR. So if you say you understand how I feel you are mother... ******* ....wrong....

Well that should do it
#4027 to #4026 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah thatll do it.
Why you still hang out with me, i'll never know.
User avatar #3988 to #3987 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
no I'm alive and ranting on shannon right now
User avatar #3989 to #3988 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
aboot what?
User avatar #3990 to #3989 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I hadnt talked to her in about a week an now I'm ranting on how since she didn't put anything into it like I did that she can't blame me
User avatar #3991 to #3990 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Ohh oki.
User avatar #3992 to #3991 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
This is ruining my buzz dude
User avatar #3993 to #3992 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
whats all happening?
i'll go on skoop, tell me there.
#3995 to #3994 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
She's not the one for you man, its sucks when youre than in for a girl but if she isnt going to give something back, there is no hope.   
Dont hurt yourself over someone who doesnt even want you like you want them.
She's not the one for you man, its sucks when youre than in for a girl but if she isnt going to give something back, there is no hope.
Dont hurt yourself over someone who doesnt even want you like you want them.
#3996 to #3995 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I am trying to prove a point

Drunk Ethan might not be able to use the correct words but I want her to realize that I have been neglected for over a year of ******** and then she gets upset that I didn't talk to her for not even a week? **** ain't right
#3997 to #3996 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Ive constantly poured my heart out to you, like some kind of hopeless child in hopes that you feel SOMETHING for me and kept doing so for a year.
All of that, and you get upset for me not talking to you for just one week? Yeah you feel lonely but guess how i felt for that entire year? Pretty worse than lonely.
Ive been busy as hell and this is the one chance i really got to talk to you for more than an hour if i wanted, and thats what i wanted to do so im doing it.

Boom, say that.
User avatar #3998 to #3997 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
How can you cry about me not talking to you for a week when I haven't gotten any emotion feedback other than a *lick* or a *kiss* for over a year? Do you know that in August I will be gone for over a month for training in the ******* mountains? and then when I'm deployed it'll be over 9 months? One week is hardly anything is to complain about. This is the new life style I have choosen and that needs to be understanded by everybody. My mom, friends, ****** , and you. I don't want to be cruel about it. I'm just not being around the bush anymore and am breaking this wide open. I love you always have and always will but you haven't emotionally put an NEARLY as much as I have into this relationship as you. Didn't I tell you that after my contact was up I was willing to leave my own freaking country so you can stay where you were at? I would give up everything for you. My friends, my family, all the places I know and love. All for you. And I'm not ******** about any of this.. I had a financial plan all planned out to make this happen too. HOWEVER eventually I realized you were not going to risk anything like I was so I said **** it, her love has been demoted to sister love. Now I'm chewing you out like a Big brother should.

BAM
#3999 to #3998 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Thats good too.
Thats good too.
#4000 to #3999 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
It hurt when I pressed enter but that was a year's worth of built up frustration
It hurt when I pressed enter but that was a year's worth of built up frustration
#4001 to #4000 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Dont be a queermo.    
Do not regret the things you feel should be said and do not be hurt to say them.    
Now prepare for a brohug you 						****					.
Dont be a queermo.
Do not regret the things you feel should be said and do not be hurt to say them.
Now prepare for a brohug you **** .
#4002 to #4001 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Thank god I need one
Thank god I need one
#4003 to #4002 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Its alright you faggit.   
We still got a bunch to learn and go through as old as we are and as much as we already been through.
Its alright you faggit.
We still got a bunch to learn and go through as old as we are and as much as we already been through.
#4004 to #4003 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I just want to deploy kill people then retire and become fat and lazy
I just want to deploy kill people then retire and become fat and lazy
#4005 to #4004 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
You will, hopefully i'll beat you to Korea though.   
You know we're going after those 						*******					 first.   
When you retire, youll get a big house, a fat lazy dog and meals on wheels.
You will, hopefully i'll beat you to Korea though.
You know we're going after those ******* first.
When you retire, youll get a big house, a fat lazy dog and meals on wheels.
#4006 to #4005 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
And die at 26 from a cocaine OD

Then all my problems would be solved

no nagging
no yardwork
no ********
#4007 to #4006 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
**** that, im going to die when im 80 by hiring a mexican assassin to take me out peacefully.
The yardwork will be done by my asian wife who, as history records it, turn into an insane warrior of house chores when they get old.
#3974 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3975 to #3974 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
YE HAS THY PANTIES TOO
#3976 to #3975 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
This is a victory for us all.
This is a victory for us all.
#3977 to #3976 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
AND YE IS DRUNK SO IT MAKE THY VICTORY EVEN BETTER
#3978 to #3977 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Im working on being drunk.
Im working on being drunk.
#3979 to #3978 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
JUST FINISHED THY SIXTH

YE SHOULD TRADE PANTY PIC WITH THY FOR MORE PANTY GOODNESS
#3980 to #3979 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
I think we both got the same one.
i.imgur.com/uiI8Hxe.jpg
#3981 to #3980 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yep its the same and that sixth beer is starting to kick it

I almost fell one on my knife trying to shotgun my sixth beer and told my roommate to hold on to my knife so I don't do something stupid
#3982 to #3981 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
You should quit drinking now.
#3983 to #3982 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I just have 3 beers left
Let me finish them
#3984 to #3983 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay but if you die, ill kill you.
#3985 to #3984 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
If I die you can **** on my chest
#3986 to #3985 - admiralhowe (05/11/2014) [-]
Yes.   
If you die i will kill you by 						********					 on your chest.
Yes.
If you die i will kill you by ******** on your chest.
#3956 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
yo
yo
#3957 to #3956 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
hey there. what have you been up too these past few months?
look I made a thing
#3958 to #3957 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
I've been doing vidya gaems and other **** that i've been doing around the house for my parents, haven't really felt the urge to go on funnyjunk. Usually just stay on skype and steam and **** about.

How have you been doing? How's the military facility and shtuff?
#3959 to #3958 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
well I'm now all done with training and am now offically a grunt in the USMC and have been put into a raiders company where we get in the rubber boats from destroyers and go **** **** up like what you see in the commericals

**** has been going pretty well for the most part I also got promoted to lance corporal
#3960 to #3959 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
If they start issuing robotic augmentations in the military to higher ups when you get promoted to like captain status or some **** then grab all of the free robotic limbs and **** bitches like JC Denton.

That drawing is pretty swell yo. There are so many twokinds chapters right now that I haven't read yet.
#3961 to #3960 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
Natani and Keith are about to confess things have been getting pretty ***** between those two and Flora's pregnancy is all out in the open
#3964 to #3961 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
Though I still probably deserve it for not being updated at all in the first place.
User avatar #3963 to #3961 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
BAD ETHAN

WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
User avatar #3962 to #3961 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
WHAT
SPOILERS
#3965 to #3962 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
wait you didn't know she got knocked up?

damn that has been a thing for months
#3966 to #3965 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
I've also been a thing for months.

I need to read it and get back to you and talk about furry webcomic **** .

You get a ps4 recently?
User avatar #3967 to #3966 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
yes I have my psn is ecov1991
#3968 to #3967 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
D00D   
   
We need to play some blacklight or warframe together and 						****					 bitches up. Having someone to co op with on warframe would actually give me a reason to play it.
D00D

We need to play some blacklight or warframe together and **** bitches up. Having someone to co op with on warframe would actually give me a reason to play it.
#3969 to #3968 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
sure by my internet is **** so just a fair warning
#3970 to #3969 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
I play with some friends from argentina and the phillipines.   
   
I've dealt with it many times before.   
   
You think you have time to 						****					 about on some warframe right now?
I play with some friends from argentina and the phillipines.

I've dealt with it many times before.

You think you have time to **** about on some warframe right now?
#3971 to #3970 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
if I wasn't talk to other people I would just send me an invite next time you see me on
#3972 to #3971 - ichimarugin (05/11/2014) [-]
well shiet   
   
I guess I'll just 						****					 about on blacklight then. It may be hard for me to reply in a timely matter but I'll still probably answer. If you still want to talk more about 						****					 that is.   
   
Oh, but did you get any release titles for the ps4?
well shiet

I guess I'll just **** about on blacklight then. It may be hard for me to reply in a timely matter but I'll still probably answer. If you still want to talk more about **** that is.

Oh, but did you get any release titles for the ps4?
User avatar #3973 to #3972 - ecov (05/11/2014) [-]
I got bf4 knack and killzone and some indie gmes
#3926 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Would you draw this?
User avatar #3947 to #3926 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
the tablet was like 520 then I got a $30 case and $70 64Gb micro SD card and $100 for an extended warranty so in total it was like $750
User avatar #3948 to #3947 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Oh geez
Maybe I'll wait a while
User avatar #3949 to #3948 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
but if you want a good tablet for about $200-260 go for the nexus 7
User avatar #3950 to #3949 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Nexus 7
I will certainly remember it
User avatar #3951 to #3950 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
it's google's version of a tablet made by asus and it's up to date with the new android OS and can play all the games like dead trigger and deadzone easily so stuff like cut the rope or skype not a problem you can also hook it up to your computer and put movies on it easily too. The only think I don't like about it is that it doesn't have a SD card slot
User avatar #3952 to #3951 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Eh, I don't care much for the actual tablet-y aspect of things

I just want something to draw with, really
User avatar #3953 to #3952 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
then you'll want a tablet like mine that has a no **** stylus that comes with it. Like the galaxy note it's more expensive but if you're mainly going to use it to draw with then it's worth the investment
User avatar #3954 to #3953 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
And one day I'll definitely invest
User avatar #3955 to #3954 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #3927 to #3926 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
sure give me a pic of your mascot too I have an idea
User avatar #3929 to #3928 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
perfect
User avatar #3930 to #3929 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
#3931 to #3930 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
TAAAAAAA DA
User avatar #3932 to #3931 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
I LOVE ITTTTT
User avatar #3933 to #3932 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank you :3
User avatar #3934 to #3933 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
Can I color it?

And love it forever?
User avatar #3935 to #3934 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
sure I was planning on coloring it anyway
User avatar #3936 to #3935 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
This is like the coolest thing I've seen ever
User avatar #3937 to #3936 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
lol thank you I hand to change the hand though because after about 15 minutes I gave up on that pose
User avatar #3938 to #3937 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
That's okay, I was hoping you would in fact
Since my hand looked deformed anyway
User avatar #3939 to #3938 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
well I aim to please :3
User avatar #3941 to #3940 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #3943 to #3942 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
now I just need to find out how to color with this app
User avatar #3944 to #3943 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
I hope it's been fun :3
#3945 to #3944 - ecov (05/10/2014) [-]
it actually was I got the new samsung note 10.1 with the s pen and I finally have a way to start drawing again
User avatar #3946 to #3945 - WhattheNorris (05/10/2014) [-]
How much did it all cost?

I've been thinking about getting something like a tablet whenever I get an income in the late fall
#3909 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3910 to #3909 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
Sorry I got a new tablet and I've been playing bf4 commander

**** is tight
#3911 to #3910 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
What kind of tablet?
I wanted to get one but i have zero idea on what the hell im buying.
I'll just copy you.
User avatar #3912 to #3911 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
samsung galaxy note 10.1
#3913 to #3912 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
I thought that was like a phone or something.   
I'll buy one if you say its good though.
I thought that was like a phone or something.
I'll buy one if you say its good though.
User avatar #3914 to #3913 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
it's good but the whole set up was likem $750
User avatar #3915 to #3914 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
buty
thats 2much
User avatar #3916 to #3915 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #3917 to #3916 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
wutcha gunna draw first?
User avatar #3918 to #3917 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
i dunno
User avatar #3919 to #3918 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Draw Macho Man Randy Savage doing an elbow drop on Jesus.
User avatar #3920 to #3919 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #3921 to #3920 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Or Hulk Hogan doing the Leg Drop to Vladimir Putin
User avatar #3922 to #3921 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
I aint that gud
#3923 to #3922 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
If i had skills to draw, id draw this sexy ass bitch right here.
User avatar #3924 to #3923 - ecov (05/07/2014) [-]
I might be able to draw her
#3925 to #3924 - admiralhowe (05/07/2014) [-]
Doit doit doit   
   
Thatd be 						*******					 cool.
Doit doit doit

Thatd be ******* cool.
#3872 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Hi E-queen.
Hi E-queen.
User avatar #3873 to #3872 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #3874 to #3873 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
BBYGRL
User avatar #3875 to #3874 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
I have duty tomorrow yuck
User avatar #3876 to #3875 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
ok sp my gf's mom is llike a 10/10 **** and she wants the d.
i need halp.
User avatar #3877 to #3876 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
3 way
User avatar #3878 to #3877 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
but nu
#3879 to #3878 - ecov (05/04/2014) [-]
I just came twice in a span of 15 seconds
User avatar #3880 to #3879 - admiralhowe (05/04/2014) [-]
buty
#3853 - admiralhowe (05/01/2014) [-]
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.   
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.   
Isnt that 						*******					 awesome?    
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.
Isnt that ******* awesome?
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
User avatar #3854 to #3853 - ecov (05/01/2014) [-]
YUUUUUUUS
User avatar #3856 to #3855 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
hi hi
#3857 to #3856 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I almost had a god damn heart attack today.
How was your promotion? Did you chew anyone out for hues?
User avatar #3858 to #3857 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
why?
It was short and nice
And I DID chew somebody the **** out today
User avatar #3859 to #3858 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Girlfriend played a prank on me, made me think she was leaving me, i chucked a cheesecake at her so its all good now.
What did you chew him out for?
User avatar #3860 to #3859 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
For just being an *******

he's the kind of guy everybody agrees is a douchebag

I was yelling how he only think about himself and how this job is a ******* team effort and he just said yeah I know

I just wanted to punch his lights out when he said "I don't care if you're a lcpl if you try to tell me what to do I'll knock you out"

but his bruised face isn't worth an NJP
User avatar #3861 to #3860 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I hope he gets anally raped.
User avatar #3862 to #3861 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
he will in time

I told him that one of these days he's gonna be woken up tied to a tree and nobody is going to do a damn thing
User avatar #3863 to #3862 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Its going to be like that scene in Band of Brothers, where in one sentence, Major Winters makes Capt. Sobel look like a bitch at the end.
User avatar #3864 to #3863 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
#3865 to #3864 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
I are hype.
Wutcha doin now?
User avatar #3866 to #3865 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
gonna watch frozen

you?
User avatar #3867 to #3866 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
Listening to the Blues Brothers and talking to my friend about sunday.
User avatar #3868 to #3867 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
I'M A SOOOOOOUL MAN
User avatar #3869 to #3868 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
**** is noice.
I wish i had a coke though, i have no mores.
User avatar #3870 to #3869 - ecov (05/02/2014) [-]
bummer I'ma going to watch my movie

ttyl
User avatar #3871 to #3870 - admiralhowe (05/02/2014) [-]
oki bibi
#3842 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
I ran Yosemite, and i swam until i was sure that if i didnt get get to shallow water, id ******* drown from exhaustion earlier today.
My entirety is sore.
Also, i puked in the water.
User avatar #3843 to #3842 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #3844 to #3843 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
go hard or go home i guess.
wutcha doin?
User avatar #3845 to #3844 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
bf4 and movies
User avatar #3846 to #3845 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
I was playing company of heroes
been a long time since i played that game.
User avatar #3847 to #3846 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
Im watching deuce bigalow
User avatar #3848 to #3847 - admiralhowe (04/29/2014) [-]
Which part tho
User avatar #3849 to #3848 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
european gigalo
User avatar #3851 to #3850 - ecov (04/29/2014) [-]
funny as ****
User avatar #3852 to #3851 - admiralhowe (04/30/2014) [-]
oh ya, did you do anything with that girl yet?
User avatar #3718 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3717 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3719 to #3717 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Yo
#3720 to #3719 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
User avatar #3721 to #3720 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Hawt
User avatar #3722 to #3721 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
I was watching the movie about Kuchisake Onna and the actress looked like my girl, and i was disturbed but aroused.
User avatar #3723 to #3722 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol

I'm talking about ******* on doorknobs just now
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, where the hell else are you gunna cum? In a tissue like some homo?
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Toilet paper
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
I am so ashamed
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
you rack so much ******* disciprine.
#3730 to #3729 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
I know, i saw.
I know, i saw.
User avatar #3731 to #3730 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Imgonna do it
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
If you dont, id be extremely disappointed.
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
And she will be in San Diego this summer
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
****
Her
In
Half
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - ecov (04/27/2014) [-]
Yus
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - admiralhowe (04/27/2014) [-]
Itd be one hell of a story to tell the rest of the guys.
You had a 3 way involving you, her, and a doorknob.
User avatar #3677 - admiralhowe (04/25/2014) [-]
EE
#3698 to #3677 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
so you're getting sex because your phone died?
#3699 to #3698 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Basically
How ******* awesome is that? She thinks i hung up on her.
HA
#3700 to #3699 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
You lucky bitch
#3701 to #3700 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
In one week, i managed to break her from being a stone cold bitch to being wrapped around my finger by making mistakes, being confused, not knowing what the **** was going on and generally acting silly.
Manly.
#3702 to #3701 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
And all I've got for the part 3 months is being surrounded by a bunch of sweat disgruntled men
#3703 to #3702 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Maybe go out with one of your buddies and search for poon.
#3704 to #3703 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
to sore

I just want to rest

You're so "on the go" you can't just relax
#3705 to #3704 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I guess rest is cool too.
Youll find poon soon
#3706 to #3705 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
all what I have seen is suzie rottencrotch
#3707 to #3706 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?   
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.   
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?   
Yeah 33.   
So there's that.    
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?
Yeah 33.
So there's that.
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
#3708 to #3707 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
#3709 to #3708 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
There's the spirit.
Never give up on the booty.
#3710 to #3709 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
I am so bored
#3711 to #3710 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Here, have a picture of my favorite weeb licking her computer screen.
User avatar #3712 to #3711 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
norris?
#3713 to #3712 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
lol ye
I swear to god i have too many pics of people from here doing stupid/silly **** .
User avatar #3714 to #3713 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
it's because we are all bored
#3715 to #3714 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
User avatar #3716 to #3715 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
cya
User avatar #3678 to #3677 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #3679 to #3678 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
i might get beaten to death later.
User avatar #3680 to #3679 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #3682 to #3681 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
You gonna get pistol whipped to death bitch
#3683 to #3682 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I just hope she kicks my ass either before or after dinner, not during.
User avatar #3684 to #3683 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
don't put out any knives
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to run away and pretend im a mexican pool boy named ernesto.
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
can you mow my lawn?
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
For a dollar or some beer, yes.
User avatar #3688 to #3687 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
beer then
#3689 to #3688 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to join the Navy, maybe then i can learn to nuke, then nuke myself.
User avatar #3690 to #3689 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
Ok wantabe gay squid
User avatar #3691 to #3690 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
Can squids me gay?
User avatar #3692 to #3691 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
we call navy guys squids
User avatar #3693 to #3692 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
I dont know why but that makes sense.
User avatar #3694 to #3693 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #3695 to #3694 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD
User avatar #3696 to #3695 - ecov (04/26/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #3697 to #3696 - admiralhowe (04/26/2014) [-]
She called back, to ******* apologize for making me angry with her.
And asked if she could make it up to me tonight after dinner.
There is a voodoo priest who has a crush on me somewhere.
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