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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Call Of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, Fallout, Borderlands, Ghost Recon
X-box Gamertag: PoormanWeapon15
Date Signed Up:5/31/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Jacksonville FL
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    Fail Fail
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    Every fucking time Every fucking time
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    Now this I would watch Now this I would watch
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    Just rolled a joint, check it. Just rolled a joint, check it.
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    Gangster Gangster
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    Me when class ends Me when class ends

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#343 - >tfw my name is Austen >tfw all the dank memes are a… 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#18665 - Thanks man, I appreciate it. I'll come back in seven weeks to … 09/30/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18643 - Hey /fitness/, do you think you could help me out? I just …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #18658 - jokerjack (09/30/2014) [-]
Can't spot train fat. The body decides where to put it and where to take from and there's really nothing you can do about it.

You can decrease your overall body fat percentage by either dieting down and maintaining muscle, or by putting on muscle mass

Keep working. You've been going a week. Keep working hard for 7 weeks and you'll start liking the improvements you see in the mirror
User avatar #18665 - eburn (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I appreciate it. I'll come back in seven weeks to show you guys
User avatar #18656 - studbeefpile (09/30/2014) [-]
Just give it more time. As you build more muscle mass, that type of thing becomes irrelevant, especially if your diet is healthy, it'll go away with a bit of time.
User avatar #18646 - TokenWhiteKid (09/30/2014) [-]
Keep doing Stronglifts 5x5

go here: www.fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html

This will give you your TDEE - aka the number of calories you burn a day

subtract 500 from that number and count your calories each day so you eat that number. HOWEVER, since you said you have little body fat, as a novice, you should be bulking while doing strength training. You won't magically get muscles from not eating a surplus.
#18645 - bombadealar (09/30/2014) [-]
Swimming and Waterrunning. Groundglimbers like on the posted pic . Everything except the heavey muscle gain work outs will help you. Try the routine on the picture every evening, EVERY evening for a few weeks and you will fell a very satisfying result. If not consult me again
User avatar #18648 - TokenWhiteKid (09/30/2014) [-]
I dont' think you know what you're talking about.

Exercise is exercise. He will lose weight if he burns the energy. Weight lifting burns energy. I know plenty of people that do heavy strength training and lose weight, then do the same routine but gain weight.
User avatar #18655 - bombadealar (09/30/2014) [-]
Put if he Power lifts he will just change his fat into muscles. And if he wants to slim down at certain areas he has to do cardio exercises.
User avatar #18660 - marinepenguin (09/30/2014) [-]
That's not how that works. You can't change a fat cell into a muscle fiber. You could do as much exercise as you wanted and still gain weight. It's all about how much you eat. Weightlifting while eating fewer calories then your body needs will cause you to lose weight, just like any other exercise.
#78 - Dude I'm right outside of Duval, in St. Johns 09/22/2014 on Hell sure is a funny place 0
#38 - Jacksonville mentioned. Swell with heat and ugly people.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Hell sure is a funny place +4
#132 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
and niggers
User avatar #74 - thehornedking (09/22/2014) [-]
Duval represent
#134 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Shut up faggot.
#78 - eburn (09/22/2014) [-]
Dude I'm right outside of Duval, in St. Johns
#52 - farrett (09/21/2014) [-]
don't forget bad football!
#3 - Picture 09/07/2014 on A Nigga Moment +1
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#507 - Flying 08/08/2014 on What skill is worth the... +1
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#49 - Florida mentioned outside of some weird ****** up… 07/27/2014 on 'Murica +3

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