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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: Like I'm stupid enough to post it here
Consoles Owned: Wii U, PS3, Gameboy Color, DS, Gamecube, Old school Gameboy
Video Games Played: Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Magic 2014, Advanced Wars, Wind Waker
Interests: Wearing socks in flip flops
Date Signed Up:5/16/2011
Last Login:8/23/2014
Location:Betelgeuse
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#110480 - Any of you got snapchat? Here's mine: ebperik I kno…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #110613 - midnighteyes (04/28/2014) [-]
Sean_Thibs
User avatar #110534 - awesomerninjathing (04/27/2014) [-]
gentlenegro
#129155 - Thanks man, now I can do research knowing that no one is spyin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #129181 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
"research"
#129139 - This is going to sound really stupid, but bear with me. I have…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #129147 - ipostcp (04/23/2014) [-]
Nawh. Only if a special program is used.
User avatar #129155 - ebperik (04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks man, now I can do research knowing that no one is spying over my shoulder
User avatar #129181 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
"research"
#128828 - Æ e fra Norge også, så æ kjenne til Spendon. Har du o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128873 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
det er bra mange norske ja, men dumt at det ikkje e noken måte å vite det uten å gå innpå profilen deiras
#128618 - Yeah, if I didn't block the card **** would get e… 04/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#128617 - Yeah, I'm not going to use a credit card anymore. Being robbed…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128768 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
here in Norway we have something called spendon, it's like a credit card, just that you charge it with the desired amount of money, and it works just like a regular credit card, i think it's called a debit card anywhere where english is the national language, those work
User avatar #128828 - ebperik (04/21/2014) [-]
Æ e fra Norge også, så æ kjenne til Spendon.
Har du også merka at det e fette mange norske folk på Funnyjunk?
User avatar #128873 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
det er bra mange norske ja, men dumt at det ikkje e noken måte å vite det uten å gå innpå profilen deiras
#128519 - Well, I haven't used the account in months. The password wasn'…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128532 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/20/2014) [-]
There is a reason I don't use credit cards on psn and only the redemption codes and I use the redemption code as soon as I can. I did that with ps3 though, I don't have a ps4.
User avatar #128617 - ebperik (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not going to use a credit card anymore. Being robbed of all your money teaches you a lesson about credit cards.
I can't pay any of my bills, so this is going to be interesting
User avatar #128768 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
here in Norway we have something called spendon, it's like a credit card, just that you charge it with the desired amount of money, and it works just like a regular credit card, i think it's called a debit card anywhere where english is the national language, those work
User avatar #128828 - ebperik (04/21/2014) [-]
Æ e fra Norge også, så æ kjenne til Spendon.
Har du også merka at det e fette mange norske folk på Funnyjunk?
User avatar #128873 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
det er bra mange norske ja, men dumt at det ikkje e noken måte å vite det uten å gå innpå profilen deiras
#128515 - My PSN-account got hacked today, and they used every penny on …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128535 - Nameloc (04/20/2014) [-]
Hopefully you've reported this to your credit card company/ bank and Sony, yes?

Outside of this, complain as much as possible on Sony's customer support line.
User avatar #128618 - ebperik (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, if I didn't block the card shit would get even more out of hand. I'm going to sound like I'm starving and living on the streets when I'm talking to Sony, I demand compensation for my suffering
#128518 - ipostcp (04/19/2014) [-]
If your account got hacked, it's probably your own fault. Good luck trying to prove it isn't.
User avatar #128519 - ebperik (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, I haven't used the account in months. The password wasn't anything you could easily guess and I made it so that they would need the password to purchase anything. I haven't posted the account details online or anything like that.
To finish it off, the console has been laying securely in the back of my closet and I don't even own the game that the points were purchased for.
I don't really see how I could have done anything
User avatar #128532 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/20/2014) [-]
There is a reason I don't use credit cards on psn and only the redemption codes and I use the redemption code as soon as I can. I did that with ps3 though, I don't have a ps4.
User avatar #128617 - ebperik (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not going to use a credit card anymore. Being robbed of all your money teaches you a lesson about credit cards.
I can't pay any of my bills, so this is going to be interesting
User avatar #128768 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
here in Norway we have something called spendon, it's like a credit card, just that you charge it with the desired amount of money, and it works just like a regular credit card, i think it's called a debit card anywhere where english is the national language, those work
User avatar #128828 - ebperik (04/21/2014) [-]
Æ e fra Norge også, så æ kjenne til Spendon.
Har du også merka at det e fette mange norske folk på Funnyjunk?
User avatar #128873 - malkovo (04/21/2014) [-]
det er bra mange norske ja, men dumt at det ikkje e noken måte å vite det uten å gå innpå profilen deiras
#14 - Honkytonk Cragglethatch 04/19/2014 on Benamick cominersnatch 0
#40 - Used to work part time in a 7-eleven, and I really feel like e… 04/14/2014 on Scumbag Customers 0
#139 - The whole point of the backstory is to build up to the climax.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on choose Mrs. Lady +4
User avatar #162 - dehnoobshow (04/14/2014) [-]
Sounds a lot like porn.
#128 - **** you, asshole. The episode just finished down…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on choose Mrs. Lady 0
#132 - dehnoobshow (04/14/2014) [-]
I never understood how people get ruined by spoilers.
Oh, now you know what happens in the few last minutes of the episode, now the whole important quest and backstory to the whole thing is irrelevant because a character died.
Just like with Halo 4. Spoilers everywhere telling us about Cortana pepsi, but it feels like I'm the only one who wanted to play it even more since I didn't know WHY she pepsi.
Unless I'm an oblivious cunt and didn't notice this was a thing, there's no reason to watch or play something if you know only one scene. And if you watch/play each one just to know who dies, you need a better hobby.
User avatar #153 - thekillerwalrus (04/14/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but I think it depends on the person. There are people who like to find out what happens by themselves and who get upset (which is understandable) when someone ruins it. And there are people (like me) who after reading a spoiler, becomes more interested in the series.
User avatar #139 - ebperik (04/14/2014) [-]
The whole point of the backstory is to build up to the climax. When you already know what's gonna happen, there is really no point to the backstory, and the climax becomes anticlimactic. Without a climax, the whole thing is just a bunch of semi-interesting jibber jabber.
User avatar #162 - dehnoobshow (04/14/2014) [-]
Sounds a lot like porn.
#129 - spoilerswag (04/14/2014) [-]
your rage fuels my erection
User avatar #148 - ltjhpxirs (04/14/2014) [-]
When you're in your special place in hell, I'll wave to you from mine.
#34 - Ain't gonna happen, son 04/11/2014 on Colin Mochrie: Pun Master 0
#12 - I like to think that it's sparkly piss 04/10/2014 on Mini cannon destroys beer 0
#206 - Well, of course. After all it is customary 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
#59 - Reality is getting disturbingly close to fanfiction 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
#57 - It might be brutal, but if you're not able to see that doing s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
#67 - rainyeyes (04/05/2014) [-]
That's exactly why it's brutal. People act unethically just to get ahead. That's why I would never go back to visit; be it a highschool reunion or otherwise.
#36 - I remember back in High School there was an overweight guy in …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Bully +3
#96 - Visual (04/05/2014) [-]
And so did you murder him and his family? Right?
User avatar #206 - ebperik (04/05/2014) [-]
Well, of course. After all it is customary
User avatar #49 - ScottP (04/05/2014) [-]
Interesting. His severe lack of self-esteem has reached a point I thought only existed in bad fanfiction.
User avatar #59 - ebperik (04/05/2014) [-]
Reality is getting disturbingly close to fanfiction
#47 - rainyeyes (04/05/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

That's called mob mentality. If he can't beat them, join them. If he does this, they might stop bullying him at the expense of your friendship so that he can get ahead socially. Highschool is a fucking brutal place dude. No regrets graduating, 0/10 would not return any time soon.
User avatar #57 - ebperik (04/05/2014) [-]
It might be brutal, but if you're not able to see that doing stuff like that makes you worse than the bullies, because you've been through it, you're an idiot and a jackass.
Prospering at the expense of others is not okay

If you want to know more back story read this (I don't want to bother everyone with my story): I moved to the school during the second year of High School. I later learned that he had acted like an ass the whole first year, and had done stuff like that on a whim
#67 - rainyeyes (04/05/2014) [-]
That's exactly why it's brutal. People act unethically just to get ahead. That's why I would never go back to visit; be it a highschool reunion or otherwise.
#56 - Allison Brie for president 04/04/2014 on Cap Looks Good +1
#125322 - So, I'm having a hard time deciding on whether or not to keep …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #125366 - advicedude (04/03/2014) [-]
put flames and snakes on sides
User avatar #125336 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
Keep it
User avatar #125329 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/03/2014) [-]
Put the tunnel snakes on it instead.
User avatar #125328 - watermelloon (04/03/2014) [-]
no. dont do it.
#112 - Anyone ever seen the source of this? I've seen the gif so many…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on i feel you bro 0
#63 - I need this game inside and around my computer and my bod… 03/30/2014 on Goat Simulator +1
#1 - I looked at the pictures without reading the text. I thoug… 03/18/2014 on Octodad +1
#109 - I like a woman that can make laugh 03/12/2014 on Damn dude +1
#120447 - Didn't think of that. That's an awesome idea, thanks man  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #120594 - metalmaster (03/06/2014) [-]
no problem haha
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User avatar #8 - seratyo ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Posting this here because If I posted in that thread I'd be destroyed.

Otaku is a Japanese person who is really into anime. Buying figurines, love pillows, all that **** . It's essentially the Japanese way of saying Weeaboo.
#7 - stayoutofmyshed (11/15/2012) [-]
TEAM RED BITCH
TEAM RED BITCH
#2 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
Rapes your shed
Rapes your shed
#3 to #2 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
Nu-uh, you didn't!   
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
Nu-uh, you didn't!
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
User avatar #4 to #3 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
My dick is impenetrable!
User avatar #5 to #4 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
****** , don't make me come over there!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
come at me bro
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