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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: Like I'm stupid enough to post it here
Consoles Owned: Wii U, PS3, Gameboy Color, DS, Gamecube, Old school Gameboy
Video Games Played: Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Magic 2014, Advanced Wars, Wind Waker
Interests: Wearing socks in flip flops
Date Signed Up:5/16/2011
Last Login:7/27/2014
Location:Betelgeuse
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#12 - I like to think that it's sparkly piss 04/10/2014 on Mini cannon destroys beer 0
#206 - Well, of course. After all it is customary 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
#59 - Reality is getting disturbingly close to fanfiction 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
#57 - It might be brutal, but if you're not able to see that doing s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
#67 - rainyeyes (04/05/2014) [-]
That's exactly why it's brutal. People act unethically just to get ahead. That's why I would never go back to visit; be it a highschool reunion or otherwise.
#36 - I remember back in High School there was an overweight guy in …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Bully +3
#96 - Visual (04/05/2014) [-]
And so did you murder him and his family? Right?
User avatar #206 - ebperik (04/05/2014) [-]
Well, of course. After all it is customary
User avatar #49 - ScottP (04/05/2014) [-]
Interesting. His severe lack of self-esteem has reached a point I thought only existed in bad fanfiction.
User avatar #59 - ebperik (04/05/2014) [-]
Reality is getting disturbingly close to fanfiction
#47 - rainyeyes (04/05/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

That's called mob mentality. If he can't beat them, join them. If he does this, they might stop bullying him at the expense of your friendship so that he can get ahead socially. Highschool is a fucking brutal place dude. No regrets graduating, 0/10 would not return any time soon.
User avatar #57 - ebperik (04/05/2014) [-]
It might be brutal, but if you're not able to see that doing stuff like that makes you worse than the bullies, because you've been through it, you're an idiot and a jackass.
Prospering at the expense of others is not okay

If you want to know more back story read this (I don't want to bother everyone with my story): I moved to the school during the second year of High School. I later learned that he had acted like an ass the whole first year, and had done stuff like that on a whim
#67 - rainyeyes (04/05/2014) [-]
That's exactly why it's brutal. People act unethically just to get ahead. That's why I would never go back to visit; be it a highschool reunion or otherwise.
#56 - Allison Brie for president 04/04/2014 on Cap Looks Good +1
#125322 - So, I'm having a hard time deciding on whether or not to keep …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #125366 - advicedude (04/03/2014) [-]
put flames and snakes on sides
User avatar #125336 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
Keep it
User avatar #125329 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/03/2014) [-]
Put the tunnel snakes on it instead.
User avatar #125328 - watermelloon (04/03/2014) [-]
no. dont do it.
#112 - Anyone ever seen the source of this? I've seen the gif so many…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on i feel you bro 0
#63 - I need this game inside and around my computer and my bod… 03/30/2014 on Goat Simulator +1
#1 - I looked at the pictures without reading the text. I thoug… 03/18/2014 on Octodad +1
#109 - I like a woman that can make laugh 03/12/2014 on Damn dude +1
#120447 - Didn't think of that. That's an awesome idea, thanks man  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #120594 - metalmaster (03/06/2014) [-]
no problem haha
#120263 - I just assumed that they were friends on beforehand. If you do… 03/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#102501 - Has anyone ordered a patch for a jacket from a website that al… 03/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#119947 - I'm sure he has already noticed, but he's probably too shy to … 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#119946 - Eye contact and body language is really all you need. When a p… 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#119944 - If you have the money you could pick her up in a limo. It's ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #120193 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
that sounds really dumb
if a guy picked me up in a limo when i was 14/early 15 i would be a little freaked out. kids are just getting into the dating scene. don't be that guy who puts a lot of pressure on the girl to be excited or whatever
User avatar #120263 - ebperik (03/05/2014) [-]
I just assumed that they were friends on beforehand. If you do it with someone you know well you can joke about it and just have a good time
If they're not friends it wouldn't be good
#119943 - Has anyone ordered a patch for a jacket from a website that al…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #120422 - metalmaster (03/06/2014) [-]
i dont know of a site like that but you could probably use a shirt and cut the logo off and sew it on yourself if its a whole back patch you want. I did that with a punisher shirt i had.
User avatar #120447 - ebperik (03/06/2014) [-]
Didn't think of that. That's an awesome idea, thanks man
User avatar #120594 - metalmaster (03/06/2014) [-]
no problem haha
#119373 - I just came back from the store with a Levi's jacket. You'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119374 - zanekin (03/03/2014) [-]
shhhhh
don't tell anyone
#119372 - I don't even listen to Reggae, I just liked the picture when I… 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#119354 - You meet people like that in your local community too, so it d…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119356 - Loudpipes (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm joking, but for real, acting all rasta is totally lame. It normally makes you look like a douche, just a word of advice.
User avatar #119372 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't even listen to Reggae, I just liked the picture when I set up the account
#119343 - No, I've done it as a joke with friends when jamming. You know…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119350 - Ninotori (03/03/2014) [-]
You can dress however you damn well please. If other people think one way of you, that's their problem. You decide who's opinion matters enough, and frankly, ignore this guy.

No idea what jacket you should use, just pointing out. Funnyjunkers seem to have this attitude that they get to decide who can do what they want and who can't. You accept whatever consequences of whatever actions you choose, not anybody else, so if you wanna dress in a metal denim jacket thing, go for it.
User avatar #119354 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
You meet people like that in your local community too, so it doesn't really matter
User avatar #119356 - Loudpipes (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm joking, but for real, acting all rasta is totally lame. It normally makes you look like a douche, just a word of advice.
User avatar #119372 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't even listen to Reggae, I just liked the picture when I set up the account
#119268 - I don't use black nail polish, have black hair and nor do I lo…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119277 - Loudpipes (03/03/2014) [-]
"I've never even done the forky-finger thingy in public "

you just do it home alone taking photos of yourself in the mirror?

dress how you want, but dont be that guy that makes his picture bob marley on rasta colours.
User avatar #119343 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
No, I've done it as a joke with friends when jamming. You know sticking your tongue out, shaking your head and the whole package.
Dude, I didn't ask whether you liked my picture or not.
User avatar #119350 - Ninotori (03/03/2014) [-]
You can dress however you damn well please. If other people think one way of you, that's their problem. You decide who's opinion matters enough, and frankly, ignore this guy.

No idea what jacket you should use, just pointing out. Funnyjunkers seem to have this attitude that they get to decide who can do what they want and who can't. You accept whatever consequences of whatever actions you choose, not anybody else, so if you wanna dress in a metal denim jacket thing, go for it.
User avatar #119354 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
You meet people like that in your local community too, so it doesn't really matter
User avatar #119356 - Loudpipes (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm joking, but for real, acting all rasta is totally lame. It normally makes you look like a douche, just a word of advice.
User avatar #119372 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't even listen to Reggae, I just liked the picture when I set up the account
#119264 - Why?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119265 - awesomerninjathing (03/03/2014) [-]
don't be "that guy"
User avatar #119268 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't use black nail polish, have black hair and nor do I look anything like a metal head.
I've never even done the forky-finger thingy in public
I'm not one of those stereotypical douchy metal heads, and I like patch jackets...I don't really see a problem
User avatar #119277 - Loudpipes (03/03/2014) [-]
"I've never even done the forky-finger thingy in public "

you just do it home alone taking photos of yourself in the mirror?

dress how you want, but dont be that guy that makes his picture bob marley on rasta colours.
User avatar #119343 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
No, I've done it as a joke with friends when jamming. You know sticking your tongue out, shaking your head and the whole package.
Dude, I didn't ask whether you liked my picture or not.
User avatar #119350 - Ninotori (03/03/2014) [-]
You can dress however you damn well please. If other people think one way of you, that's their problem. You decide who's opinion matters enough, and frankly, ignore this guy.

No idea what jacket you should use, just pointing out. Funnyjunkers seem to have this attitude that they get to decide who can do what they want and who can't. You accept whatever consequences of whatever actions you choose, not anybody else, so if you wanna dress in a metal denim jacket thing, go for it.
User avatar #119354 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
You meet people like that in your local community too, so it doesn't really matter
User avatar #119356 - Loudpipes (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm joking, but for real, acting all rasta is totally lame. It normally makes you look like a douche, just a word of advice.
User avatar #119372 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't even listen to Reggae, I just liked the picture when I set up the account
#38 - Fuck man, when it's 21 degrees Celsius is the superior u… 03/03/2014 on that day 0
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User avatar #8 - seratyo ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Posting this here because If I posted in that thread I'd be destroyed.

Otaku is a Japanese person who is really into anime. Buying figurines, love pillows, all that shit. It's essentially the Japanese way of saying Weeaboo.
#7 - stayoutofmyshed (11/15/2012) [-]
TEAM RED BITCH
TEAM RED BITCH
#2 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
Rapes your shed
Rapes your shed
#3 to #2 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
Nu-uh, you didn't!   
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
Nu-uh, you didn't!
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
User avatar #4 to #3 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
My dick is impenetrable!
User avatar #5 to #4 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
Nigguh, don't make me come over there!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
come at me bro
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