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ebperik

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Like I'm stupid enough to post it here
Consoles Owned: Wii U, PS3, Gameboy Color, DS, Gamecube, Old school Gameboy
Video Games Played: Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Magic 2014, Advanced Wars, Wind Waker
Interests: Wearing socks in flip flops
Date Signed Up:5/16/2011
Last Login:8/28/2015
Location:Betelgeuse
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#11 - Check out Lysosomes, man. High acidity keeps you from sel… 07/12/2015 on Random Medical Facts, #6 +31
#34 - Nah man, Inverness cream is okay and pretty cheap. Used to dri…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Danes right now 0
User avatar #37 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
anywho im going to sleep, got work tomorrow, 'tis been a great chat.
good night ya fishfucker
User avatar #36 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
well i've only tried 4 brands of whiskey so far, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, famous Grouse and fireball.
because you insulted yourself in the previous comment with not taking your time to try out new drinks ya cuntbag
#33 - Ja, din hyspung 07/05/2015 on Danes right now 0
#28 - Æ e fra Nord-norge. Kjenne ikke til anna enn ufforskammethet …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Danes right now 0
#31 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
"klæbbsekk" er det egentlig et ord?
User avatar #33 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Ja, din hyspung
#27 - Inverness cream, you mølja Don't judge me, kinda br…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Danes right now 0
User avatar #30 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
even Jim Beam is better than that one
and it's cheap
User avatar #34 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Nah man, Inverness cream is okay and pretty cheap. Used to drink it with my mates and now i've gotten used to the taste of it. Ain't got time to try out every whiskey
I sense a severe lack of insulting words in your comment, ya dingus
User avatar #37 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
anywho im going to sleep, got work tomorrow, 'tis been a great chat.
good night ya fishfucker
User avatar #36 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
well i've only tried 4 brands of whiskey so far, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, famous Grouse and fireball.
because you insulted yourself in the previous comment with not taking your time to try out new drinks ya cuntbag
#24 - I'll go as north as I want, I have ******* home made dr…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Danes right now 0
User avatar #25 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
what fucking kind of whiskey you bacalao
User avatar #27 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Inverness cream, you mølja
Don't judge me, kinda broke at the moment. Cheapo whiskey is all I can afford
User avatar #30 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
even Jim Beam is better than that one
and it's cheap
User avatar #34 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Nah man, Inverness cream is okay and pretty cheap. Used to drink it with my mates and now i've gotten used to the taste of it. Ain't got time to try out every whiskey
I sense a severe lack of insulting words in your comment, ya dingus
User avatar #37 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
anywho im going to sleep, got work tomorrow, 'tis been a great chat.
good night ya fishfucker
User avatar #36 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
well i've only tried 4 brands of whiskey so far, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, famous Grouse and fireball.
because you insulted yourself in the previous comment with not taking your time to try out new drinks ya cuntbag
#26 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
hvorfor er dere så uhøflige og konkuranse innstilt? jeg skjønner dette er FJ men vi norske må da holde sammen
User avatar #29 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
klapp igjen din soppskalle
#32 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
"soppskalle" eh hva skal det egentlig bety?
User avatar #35 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
Sopskalle betyr soppskalle din gnålpeis
User avatar #28 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Æ e fra Nord-norge. Kjenne ikke til anna enn ufforskammethet og banneord, din klæbbsekk
#31 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
"klæbbsekk" er det egentlig et ord?
User avatar #33 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Ja, din hyspung
#20 - That might apply to southern Norway, but up north we have real…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Danes right now 0
User avatar #23 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
"southern" this is in MID Norway, Trøndelag.
( though it might be because i work at a boiling hot kitchen every day too.)

so don't go all northy up in this bitch. It's not Oslo where they call 2mm rain for flooding.
But when you work in a restaurant kitchen with a sun with a mode set for "roast" combined with 3 combi-steam ovens, + everything else that boosts the average temperature to 45C every day in the kitchen.
you do that, then we'll talk, you cod.
User avatar #24 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
I'll go as north as I want, I have fucking home made dried fish and whisky on my porch.
Try working in a care home for the mentally challenged and give a multihandicapped dude a shower. Multihandicapped people get cold easily so we have to crank up the heat. Combine that with the moisture from the shower and you got a heat so intense you'll want to dip your gonads in liquid nitrogen, you wiener
User avatar #25 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
what fucking kind of whiskey you bacalao
User avatar #27 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Inverness cream, you mølja
Don't judge me, kinda broke at the moment. Cheapo whiskey is all I can afford
User avatar #30 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
even Jim Beam is better than that one
and it's cheap
User avatar #34 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Nah man, Inverness cream is okay and pretty cheap. Used to drink it with my mates and now i've gotten used to the taste of it. Ain't got time to try out every whiskey
I sense a severe lack of insulting words in your comment, ya dingus
User avatar #37 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
anywho im going to sleep, got work tomorrow, 'tis been a great chat.
good night ya fishfucker
User avatar #36 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
well i've only tried 4 brands of whiskey so far, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, famous Grouse and fireball.
because you insulted yourself in the previous comment with not taking your time to try out new drinks ya cuntbag
#26 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
hvorfor er dere så uhøflige og konkuranse innstilt? jeg skjønner dette er FJ men vi norske må da holde sammen
User avatar #29 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
klapp igjen din soppskalle
#32 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
"soppskalle" eh hva skal det egentlig bety?
User avatar #35 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
Sopskalle betyr soppskalle din gnålpeis
User avatar #28 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Æ e fra Nord-norge. Kjenne ikke til anna enn ufforskammethet og banneord, din klæbbsekk
#31 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
"klæbbsekk" er det egentlig et ord?
User avatar #33 - ebperik (07/05/2015) [-]
Ja, din hyspung
#425 - This ***** on point 06/30/2015 on A game 0
#14 - You should need proof that you're being bullied for the teache…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Comp3 +55
User avatar #54 - daniboyi (05/09/2015) [-]
I agree that a person should not be accused or punished without direct evidence, but neither should the teacher just wave the complaint or plea for help away like it was nothing.
The teacher should not take immediate action, but just possibly take some extra time to look closer to the character of the one who 'bullies' and watch him a bit closer than other students. Accusing someone innocent is wrong, but just ignoring the victims is wrong as well, which happens way too often in schools I have been in.
#52 - ddoggdiggity (05/09/2015) [-]
Be like captain america let your actions speak for you. people are bastards but dont let them affect your character
#49 - brbgoldfishonfire (05/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I had a similar thing happen in 5th grade.
>I'm about 10-11
>Not a bully, just a normal sarcastic 5th grade
>Hate this new girl
>Total bitch to everyone, especially me.
>Get new seats one day
>Sit next to 3 friends and bitchy new girl
>Pass notes to friends complaining about her
>Smart enough to be incredibly vague about who we're talking about just in case
>Teacher finds note one day and lectures the whole about how it's bullying.
A few months later
>Just sharpen my pencil
>Bitch wants to feel how sharp it is
>Think it's weird, but w/e
>Hold out my pencil
>Freaking idiot stabs her thumb onto the pencil so it bleeds
>Like what the actual fuck?
>Raises her hand like, "Teacher, Teacher, she stabbed me!"
>I'm like WTF?
>Teacher freaks out at me saying that she could get lead poisoning and die.
>Didn't even ask for my side.
>Have to flip a card (which was our little punishment system).
>Bitch sits there smug for the rest of the day.
The teacher never believed me when I said she picked on me. But when she says I stabbed her despite my having 3 witnesses to back me up, I get in trouble.
#46 - victhree (05/09/2015) [-]
There are many people who have had their lives destroyed for not being able to present a proof too. It sucks when every the party is suffering except the guilty.
User avatar #30 - kolmar (05/09/2015) [-]
just track him down and beat the shit out of him
#27 - anon (05/09/2015) [-]
Uh, uh, uh.
Storytime.
>>Be me
>>Be in high school
>>Autistic kid, but he's nice, so play with him.
>>One day he snap
>>Grab me, shakes me, become mad agressive, screaming
>>Slap him in the face
>>He drop me, run crying.
fast forward to the retards offices
>>"We know he attacked you, and we know you only defended yourself."
>>"But you're still getting [i'm not english and don't know the translation for being locked up after school doing retarded thin as a punition]
Uuuuh, m'kay.
fast forward a few years later
>>Get bullied, heavily
>>get beaten, humilated, stabbed even
>>witnesses and proof
>>Try to get help from teachers, the school, my parents;
>>"You should be more sociable."
>>Wat.jpg
>>One day say fuck it, grab my shit and go back home
fast forward to the retards office
>>"Uuuuh, yeah, we know anon has some troubles with a third of his class... and that the two other thirds are following, you know, as they are a very sociable group..."
>>"It's anon fault really, he sould be more sociable with them."

>>not pictured, every time I actually tried to fight and got suspended.
note: The only (short-lived) victory I got were had when I went straight to the police.
(But I'm living in a country where police is actually giving a fuck, sorry 'merifags.)

TL;DR: The school doesn't give a fuck above proof or no-proof, they care about popularity rate.
That's why rape claim have so huge impact, but you can be beaten to death in broad daylight without anyone giving a fuck. Scaring the soccermoms vs satisfying the public bloodthirst.
User avatar #16 - areancoconut (05/09/2015) [-]
At least they don't know about the rapes, eh?
#47 - Bro, seal tastes like **** Give me a whale steak wi… 04/05/2015 on Exam Season 0

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User avatar #8 - seratyo (12/17/2012) [-]
Posting this here because If I posted in that thread I'd be destroyed.

Otaku is a Japanese person who is really into anime. Buying figurines, love pillows, all that **** . It's essentially the Japanese way of saying Weeaboo.
#7 - stayoutofmyshed (11/15/2012) [-]
TEAM RED BITCH
TEAM RED BITCH
#2 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
Rapes your shed
Rapes your shed
#3 to #2 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
Nu-uh, you didn't!   
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
Nu-uh, you didn't!
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
User avatar #4 to #3 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
My dick is impenetrable!
User avatar #5 to #4 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
****** , don't make me come over there!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
come at me bro
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