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Last Login:7/04/2015
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#425 - This ***** on point 06/30/2015 on A game 0
#14 - You should need proof that you're being bullied for the teache…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Comp3 +55
User avatar #54 - daniboyi (05/09/2015) [-]
I agree that a person should not be accused or punished without direct evidence, but neither should the teacher just wave the complaint or plea for help away like it was nothing.
The teacher should not take immediate action, but just possibly take some extra time to look closer to the character of the one who 'bullies' and watch him a bit closer than other students. Accusing someone innocent is wrong, but just ignoring the victims is wrong as well, which happens way too often in schools I have been in.
#52 - ddoggdiggity (05/09/2015) [-]
Be like captain america let your actions speak for you. people are bastards but dont let them affect your character
#49 - brbgoldfishonfire (05/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I had a similar thing happen in 5th grade.
>I'm about 10-11
>Not a bully, just a normal sarcastic 5th grade
>Hate this new girl
>Total bitch to everyone, especially me.
>Get new seats one day
>Sit next to 3 friends and bitchy new girl
>Pass notes to friends complaining about her
>Smart enough to be incredibly vague about who we're talking about just in case
>Teacher finds note one day and lectures the whole about how it's bullying.
A few months later
>Just sharpen my pencil
>Bitch wants to feel how sharp it is
>Think it's weird, but w/e
>Hold out my pencil
>Freaking idiot stabs her thumb onto the pencil so it bleeds
>Like what the actual fuck?
>Raises her hand like, "Teacher, Teacher, she stabbed me!"
>I'm like WTF?
>Teacher freaks out at me saying that she could get lead poisoning and die.
>Didn't even ask for my side.
>Have to flip a card (which was our little punishment system).
>Bitch sits there smug for the rest of the day.
The teacher never believed me when I said she picked on me. But when she says I stabbed her despite my having 3 witnesses to back me up, I get in trouble.
#46 - victhree (05/09/2015) [-]
There are many people who have had their lives destroyed for not being able to present a proof too. It sucks when every the party is suffering except the guilty.
User avatar #30 - kolmar (05/09/2015) [-]
just track him down and beat the shit out of him
#27 - John Cena (05/09/2015) [-]
Uh, uh, uh.
>>Be me
>>Be in high school
>>Autistic kid, but he's nice, so play with him.
>>One day he snap
>>Grab me, shakes me, become mad agressive, screaming
>>Slap him in the face
>>He drop me, run crying.
fast forward to the retards offices
>>"We know he attacked you, and we know you only defended yourself."
>>"But you're still getting [i'm not english and don't know the translation for being locked up after school doing retarded thin as a punition]
Uuuuh, m'kay.
fast forward a few years later
>>Get bullied, heavily
>>get beaten, humilated, stabbed even
>>witnesses and proof
>>Try to get help from teachers, the school, my parents;
>>"You should be more sociable."
>>One day say fuck it, grab my shit and go back home
fast forward to the retards office
>>"Uuuuh, yeah, we know anon has some troubles with a third of his class... and that the two other thirds are following, you know, as they are a very sociable group..."
>>"It's anon fault really, he sould be more sociable with them."

>>not pictured, every time I actually tried to fight and got suspended.
note: The only (short-lived) victory I got were had when I went straight to the police.
(But I'm living in a country where police is actually giving a fuck, sorry 'merifags.)

TL;DR: The school doesn't give a fuck above proof or no-proof, they care about popularity rate.
That's why rape claim have so huge impact, but you can be beaten to death in broad daylight without anyone giving a fuck. Scaring the soccermoms vs satisfying the public bloodthirst.
User avatar #16 - areancoconut (05/09/2015) [-]
At least they don't know about the rapes, eh?
#47 - Bro, seal tastes like **** Give me a whale steak wi… 04/05/2015 on Exam Season 0
#90 - Dude, I'm not really into photography, but your **** is…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on First Year Art Students +1
#91 - heartbleed (04/05/2015) [-]
Thanks man, I hope so too.
#242 - John Cena (04/06/2015) [-]
Damn this one is beautiful.
#85 - You do damn good too. That picture calms me and makes me think…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2015 on First Year Art Students +1
#86 - heartbleed (04/05/2015) [-]
Aw shit thanks man. Here's another if it pleases you.
User avatar #90 - ebperik (04/05/2015) [-]
Dude, I'm not really into photography, but your shit is my kind of shit
Hope it turns out well for you
#91 - heartbleed (04/05/2015) [-]
Thanks man, I hope so too.
#242 - John Cena (04/06/2015) [-]
Damn this one is beautiful.
#1167447 - I don't currently have a 3ds and I'm gonna get one. My co…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1167448 - yeorgh (02/11/2015) [-]
If you don't have any 3DS then yes, get a N3DS.
#1167400 - Is the New 3DS XL worth getting? Damn Capcom and their rel…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1167444 - garymotherfingoak (02/11/2015) [-]
i wouldn't. only a few games actually benefit from it, and a few more require it to actually play.
User avatar #1167447 - ebperik (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't currently have a 3ds and I'm gonna get one.
My concern is that the 3ds is gonna fall behind the new 3ds and become outdated
User avatar #1167448 - yeorgh (02/11/2015) [-]
If you don't have any 3DS then yes, get a N3DS.
User avatar #1167438 - drldrl (02/11/2015) [-]
You can trade the old 3DS in for $100 towards it atm, I think it's worth the extra hundred to upgrade.
#1167420 - John Cena (02/11/2015) [-]
Does your 3DS have a C-Stick or scan Amiibos?
Didn't think so.
User avatar #1167407 - desacabose (02/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #1167403 - noobnage (02/11/2015) [-]
im getting it so i think ye
#1167402 - John Cena (02/11/2015) [-]
#4 - Nah man, having a daughter would be the **** . A few… 01/06/2015 on I wish I had a son... +7
#1142279 - Anyone else really hating the Super smash bros online mode? …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1142314 - KevinPutt (01/03/2015) [-]
fuck your down special
User avatar #1142293 - alexanderburns (01/03/2015) [-]
It's fine in friend lobbies
User avatar #1142286 - makotoitou (01/03/2015) [-]
yeah the online sucks, but Mac has polarizing matchups hence the differences in opponent's.
User avatar #1142282 - imnotkickthecat (01/03/2015) [-]
Dude. welcome to the world of online fighting games since the year 2000
#18 - Apart from the fact that women with Down's syndrome can reprod… 01/02/2015 on Tomato +2


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User avatar #8 - seratyo (12/17/2012) [-]
Posting this here because If I posted in that thread I'd be destroyed.

Otaku is a Japanese person who is really into anime. Buying figurines, love pillows, all that **** . It's essentially the Japanese way of saying Weeaboo.
#7 - stayoutofmyshed (11/15/2012) [-]
#2 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
Rapes your shed
Rapes your shed
#3 to #2 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
Nu-uh, you didn't!   
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
Nu-uh, you didn't!
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
User avatar #4 to #3 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
My dick is impenetrable!
User avatar #5 to #4 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
****** , don't make me come over there!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
come at me bro
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