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Date Signed Up:2/20/2013
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#48 - Well no wonder they said there are no dents in the armor afterwards... 08/21/2016 on Apparently this is how you... +8
#1 - So... that's a female?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2016 on So what are you then? +38
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#8 - pemamaniac (08/20/2016) [-]
looks like a boy to me, disregarding the beard
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#3 - jacksipian (08/20/2016) [-]
no, it's a whale!
#9 - magusprime (08/20/2016) [-]
Don't you dare compare that thing to those beautiful creatures!
#32 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Orcas, also called Killer whales belong to the family of the Dolphines.

The reason they are called Killer Whales is because of a translation error, in spanish they were called Killer of Whales, but a literal, word for word translation, and translated it into Killer whales.

Whale Killers

Killer ‘whales’ are actually a species of dolphin (the confusion stems from the Spanish, who called them ‘whale killers’). Unlike most whales, they're gregarious, have teeth and eat large animals (including whales) rather than krill or plankton. The Romans knew them as orcas (‘demons from Hell’).

Killer whales are strong, fast (35mph) and use echolocation to hunt in darkness. What really sets them apart from other hunters is they plan, improvise, work in teams and even offer internships to youngsters.

Killer whales need a lot of food: 230kgs (500lbs) a day. They hunt fish; sharks (which they flip upside-down to induce a paralysis called ‘tonic immobility’); and seals (which they knock off ice floes into the water). Unlike most species, killer whales have a lower life expectancy in captivity than in the wild, about 25 years. After a few years, males’ dorsal fins go floppy from lack of exercise.

#31 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Those are dolphins.
#2 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
It's a hambeast
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#6 - jacodpwns (08/20/2016) [-]
*Ham Planet
#42 - Ability: meat shield 08/12/2016 on Poké Balls out for Harambe +44
#1148 - **ebdac used "*roll picture*"** **ebdac rolled image ** 08/06/2016 on ALL WINNERS CHOSEN 0
#17 - Gotta catch some of 'em  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Drunk Pokémon Go +71
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#20 - blueboysixnine (07/15/2016) [-]
That's Ash's motto. And the ones he gets he just gives away
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#28 - mutzaki (07/15/2016) [-]
And his Pikachu still has lengthy, close-call fights with the generic bird Pokémon at the start of each new region.
#33 - That is exactly true, I believe there are far more actual raci…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2016 on How to create a "hostile... +3
#49 - shenro (07/09/2016) [-]
mfw niggers, mudslimes and sjw's
#39 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Same, I never used to care, or even really notice what colour people were.
A person was a person.

But now, I fucking hate them, black people looking for any excuse to chimp out and blame whitey for their troubles. Even though white people gave those blacks everything they have but they're too stupid to not destroy it.
I hate Muslims and their stupid paedophile worshipping religion with their Allah Akhbar and shit, killing people, even other Muslims if they don't worship the paedophile in the right way.

East Asians are cool though, they all seem to be pretty chill, polite and I've found Buddhists to be lovely people. Sikh's are cool as well.

But honestly, I think the world would just be better off without brown/black people.
#3 - **** OP it's clearly a Mega Ed, get your DragonFacts straight... 07/08/2016 on super ed boy 0
#152 - Take this 06/10/2016 on Last giveaway for a while 0
#62 - You see swedish peeps, now you can't reclaim your country anym… 06/10/2016 on anon explains why sweeden... 0
#125 - I suppose the gaming one is with JohnTron, gamegrumps maybe? C… 06/05/2016 on Random shit on my phone 55 0