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#71 - I wouldn't sweat it, I like to complain about not being thanke…  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2016 on First Responders +1
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#72 - gowge (10/20/2016) [-]
My only regret is that i didnt get the babe lifeguard
#53074 - What's good fam, I have a technology question: So I am the…  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2016 on Technology Board 0
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#53076 - sannukas (10/20/2016) [-]
Look into seagate expansion or western digital my book external hard drives. Those should be relatively cheap.
Or you could get a NAS, but those can get a little bit more expensive, around 200-400$
#37 - Been a beach lifeguard for 3 years and I've made around 30 res…  [+] (5 replies) 10/13/2016 on First Responders +5
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#59 - gowge (10/13/2016) [-]
As someone that got caught in a rip tide, when i got rescued the only thing on my mind was getting to my family back down the beach. I never thanked the man that saved my life and i'll never forget that, i feel terrible every day.
#71 - eatsleepswim (10/20/2016) [-]
I wouldn't sweat it, I like to complain about not being thanked, but that really isn't why I do the job i do it for the babes on the real, I actually do it because I love it, hands down best job I've ever had and also the babes are pretty nice
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#72 - gowge (10/20/2016) [-]
My only regret is that i didnt get the babe lifeguard
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#39 - catburglarpenis (10/13/2016) [-]
My boss told me that I'm not supposed to use the defibrillator on people with sore throats too

I mean, did these guys attend the same 3 day medical seminar I did? It's like they're not even qualified or some shit

Good job buddy. After 10 years in and out of the military in 2 branches I now know who saves the most lives and it's not the traditional people. As a former Military Police I know no one in the hospital saves many lives- it's the first responders. You getting them out of the water and breathing again does 99+% of the work. Great moves, keep it up, I'm proud of you.
#55 - anon (10/13/2016) [-]
as an anaesthetist i think we save quite a lot of people
#14 - The Terrier*  [+] (1 reply) 09/05/2016 on The Terror of Yorkshire 0
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#18 - weinerdick (09/05/2016) [-]
Yorkshire Terror?
#56 - congrats! 08/10/2016 on HAVE TO SHARE +1