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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:3/05/2011
Last Login:9/10/2016
Location:Asgard
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Content Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 152 Content: Faptastic → Level 153 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:80346
Times Content Favorited:1368 times
Total Comments Made:663
FJ Points:6909
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What do you want me to say? Honestly.

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    A for effort A for effort
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    Missingno is a pokemon? Missingno is a pokemon?
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    I blew cleverbot's mind I blew cleverbot's mind
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#54 - Psh. Yeah, in his dreams.  [+] (1 reply) 07/05/2015 on Death got ass 0
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#56 - jjamesgordon (07/05/2015) [-]
No, he really is banging death. That's why Thanos hate him. Thanos destroyed an entire galaxy to impress Death, but she's in love with Deadpool.
#45 - This volume shows Deadpool's wish to die. His flirtation with …  [+] (4 replies) 07/05/2015 on Death got ass 0
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#46 - sircool (07/05/2015) [-]
well yeah, but i'm pretty sure he's banging death on the side too.
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#55 - Tyranitar (07/05/2015) [-]
Death is a married woman.
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#54 - eatingmachine (07/05/2015) [-]
Psh. Yeah, in his dreams.
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#56 - jjamesgordon (07/05/2015) [-]
No, he really is banging death. That's why Thanos hate him. Thanos destroyed an entire galaxy to impress Death, but she's in love with Deadpool.
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#46 - I heard a story similar to this before, but never bothered to …  [+] (2 replies) 11/16/2013 on pennies would've been better +2
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#47 - nayytayisgod (11/16/2013) [-]
let's just thank google
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#48 - eatingmachine (11/16/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#67 - Is he kill? 11/16/2013 on ¿ɐʇuɐɟ 0
#245 - Stay outta the comments. This area isn't for you right now.  [+] (2 replies) 11/15/2013 on Reflexes of a God 0
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#249 - cheeziswin (11/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for telling me, I guess.
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#250 - eatingmachine (11/15/2013) [-]
Always looking out.