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Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Portal, Ass Creed, Skate 3, Dead Space, Skyrim, TitanFall, Battlefield 4,
X-box Gamertag: dylanxharrison
Interests: boobs
Date Signed Up:9/25/2010
Last Login:7/21/2014
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I am from MI. It sucks here. My name is Dylan.

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#318 - **dyldoemackinson rolls 44** yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on Google Street View to the... +9
#320 - dyldoemackinson (11/09/2012) [-]
Damn it. Should've said something witty.
#63 - But I'm not a rapper. 11/09/2012 on Glenn +2
#41 - This .gif made me laugh more than any content in the past week. 10/29/2012 on my friends when i lost my... +1
#19 - >Interested in chemistry I already called Breaking… 10/08/2012 on Fuckin' /b/ +2
#237 - >Never had a lot of girlfriends. >Single for a year.… 10/05/2012 on I Escaped the Friend-Zone! 0
#72 - >Obtain relationship >Together for 6 years >G…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on Will you marr..? +4
#114 - novacane (09/23/2012) [-]
**novacane rolled a random image posted in comment #636214 at MLP Friendly Board ** her face when
#8 - BREAKING BAD. Fucking badass.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on /b/ +4
#34 - cookedspider (09/13/2012) [-]
YEAH BITCH
#19 - Zwaffel (09/13/2012) [-]
#26 - To be honest, I always wondered how it would go over if instea…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/09/2012 on Hulk Potter +27
User avatar #60 - serotonin (09/09/2012) [-]
I always wondered why doesnt Voldemor just bash his head in with a rock or something once he figured out that he can`t kill Harry with magic
#40 - whitenerdy (09/09/2012) [-]
I always wondered what would happined if they included the British army to help defend Hogwarts. In the books the minister of magic talked with the minister of England. Sure magicians can do a lot of fancy stuff, but can survive a artillery strike? Or a shot to the head with a .50 caliber rifle?

Even if the magicians could make a magical shield to protect themselfs with bullets. The werewolf and the other mischievous things wouldn't be able to.
User avatar #30 - beerterror (09/09/2012) [-]
Well, according to the book, Harry was a little bitch, so Voldemort, technically being an adult, would beat the shit outta him. But it'd work on Malfoy I guess.
User avatar #32 - cupcakedevourer (09/09/2012) [-]
Voldemort was in his late 80's when he died.
User avatar #34 - beerterror (09/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, but you know, all this transformations and mutations - could have some kind of ghoul-strenght if you know what I mean. No muscle but some hit still.
User avatar #35 - cupcakedevourer (09/09/2012) [-]
How did they know which year Harry, Voldy etc. were born? J.K Rowling never said, and I can't find it anywhere...
User avatar #36 - kippa (09/09/2012) [-]
She did actually, Tom Riddle aka. Voldemort was born on 31st December 1926. He died in the battle of Hogwarts which was in May 1998. He was 71 when he died.
User avatar #37 - cupcakedevourer (09/09/2012) [-]
But she never said that the 19 years later think was in 2017, did she?
User avatar #38 - kippa (09/09/2012) [-]
I just googled it and this is what I found:
In Chamber of Secrets we learn that Nearly Headless Nick died on October 31, 1492 and was celebrating his 500 year deathday.

1492 + 500 = 1992

That would be Harry's second year and he would be 12. In the Deathly Hallows it also says that Harrys parents died on the 31st October 1981, when Harry was 1.
User avatar #39 - cupcakedevourer (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh... Some people must have done a lot of research... Thanks for looking that up :)
User avatar #43 - kippa (09/09/2012) [-]
No problem, it only took about a minute C:
User avatar #29 - sketchE (09/09/2012) [-]
or pulled a gun
#236 - Probably for rape jokes. :| 08/25/2012 on bed time story +1
#228 - I cannot spell. 08/25/2012 on bed time story 0
#227 - rasted.. wut.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on bed time story +1
User avatar #228 - dyldoemackinson (08/25/2012) [-]
I cannot spell.
#226 - Good good, my sir. I tried looking down as far as I could …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2012 on bed time story +3
User avatar #227 - dyldoemackinson (08/25/2012) [-]
rasted..

wut.
User avatar #228 - dyldoemackinson (08/25/2012) [-]
I cannot spell.
#219 - If anyone wants it.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2012 on bed time story +21
User avatar #235 - anthonyh (08/25/2012) [-]
This will be relevant someday..
User avatar #236 - dyldoemackinson (08/25/2012) [-]
Probably for rape jokes. :|
User avatar #223 - captainwow (08/25/2012) [-]
I did.


And thank you.
User avatar #226 - dyldoemackinson (08/25/2012) [-]
Good good, my sir.
I tried looking down as far as I could in highest ratest comments to make sure no one else had done it. I didn't see it, so I figured I'd do it. :)
User avatar #227 - dyldoemackinson (08/25/2012) [-]
rasted..

wut.
User avatar #228 - dyldoemackinson (08/25/2012) [-]
I cannot spell.
#431 - Sigh. If you ask me, Slender man is fucking ruined now. 08/25/2012 on Dat Ass +3
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#349 - What if that's how it's actually pronounced? 08/22/2012 on Never The Same +17
#30 - >did you choose the 'arse' tattoo on purpose? >I did. 08/18/2012 on Tattoo +76
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#197 - **dyldoemackinson rolls 7,194,380** call me. 08/18/2012 on Overly Attached Girlfriend 0
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User avatar #1 - zombierules (11/09/2012) [-]
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i believe this is what you are looking for my dear friend.
User avatar #2 to #1 - dyldoemackinson (11/10/2012) [-]
YES.

Thank you. (:
User avatar #3 to #2 - zombierules (11/10/2012) [-]
your welcome.
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