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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Portal, Ass Creed, Skate 3, Dead Space, Skyrim, TitanFall, Battlefield 4,
X-box Gamertag: dylanxharrison
Interests: boobs
Date Signed Up:9/25/2010
Last Login:12/15/2014
Location:in a chair
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 379 total,  445 ,  66
Comment Thumbs: 1600 total,  1730 ,  130
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:3
Content Views:31750
Total Comments Made:308
FJ Points:2105
I am from MI. It sucks here. My name is Dylan.

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#31 - For once I have to actually delete my browser history. 07/29/2013 on IT'S UNCANNY +4
#47 - Well I'm turning twenty in about 14 days. I'll let you guys kn…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Sushi +56
User avatar #70 - thunderkrux (06/27/2013) [-]
To be honest I coincidentally haven't had sex since I turned twenty.
#105 - vaporous (06/27/2013) [-]
I read coincidentally as accidentally....wut
User avatar #106 - thunderkrux (06/27/2013) [-]
Shit I forgot to have sex today!
#54 - ditzyderpydoo (06/27/2013) [-]
What kind of sex? I could get the ball rolling.
User avatar #74 - thunderkrux (06/27/2013) [-]
Beggars can't be choosers.
#228 - Unfortunately it's not. At least for my plan. It's between 80-… 06/09/2013 on Why... WHYYYYYYYY!!!! 0
#226 - Late reply. But yeah, when you start a new 2 year contract.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Why... WHYYYYYYYY!!!! 0
User avatar #227 - Timmietim (06/08/2013) [-]
Aren't those like 50$ a month for iphones?

My sony xperia P is a lot cheaper fortunately for me. 17eu a month
User avatar #228 - dyldoemackinson (06/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately it's not. At least for my plan. It's between 80-90 dollars a month.

It's between 80-90 dollars a month. Kind of stupid on my part going with something that expensive. But as of late my mom's been paying for my phone bills before, and I didn't want her to. I can afford it though since most of my money doesn't really go towards anything else but gas.
#107 - I actually just bought an iPhone yesterday. Thing is,…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Why... WHYYYYYYYY!!!! +7
User avatar #224 - Timmietim (06/05/2013) [-]
50$ but with a subscription right?
User avatar #226 - dyldoemackinson (06/08/2013) [-]
Late reply. But yeah, when you start a new 2 year contract.
User avatar #227 - Timmietim (06/08/2013) [-]
Aren't those like 50$ a month for iphones?

My sony xperia P is a lot cheaper fortunately for me. 17eu a month
User avatar #228 - dyldoemackinson (06/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately it's not. At least for my plan. It's between 80-90 dollars a month.

It's between 80-90 dollars a month. Kind of stupid on my part going with something that expensive. But as of late my mom's been paying for my phone bills before, and I didn't want her to. I can afford it though since most of my money doesn't really go towards anything else but gas.
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Something tragic have... +2
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/29/2013) [-]
Your comment made this very bad titled repost extremely funny.
#7 - basically 05/25/2013 on Instant hair +27
#14 - it broos baner  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Frigid +5
User avatar #15 - hhanako (05/12/2013) [-]
totes
#19 - Picture 05/11/2013 on my thoughts exactly +25
#50 - you know you're starting to get too into certain comics when …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Poke-Science +32
User avatar #163 - hentaisweetie (05/12/2013) [-]
fakku.net? I think it was taken down
#113 - Dwarf (05/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Halp ** Fakku too, buddy.
User avatar #89 - theafroman (05/12/2013) [-]
The community is really nice there.
#57 - bdawg (05/12/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who cant get access the site?
#93 - creosote (05/12/2013) [-]
#476 - I've ran into glass doors quite a lot as a child.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Death 0
User avatar #478 - vatra (05/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though a lot of children did, one of my cousins ran face first through a sliding glass door and still has the scar on his face to prove it.
#472 - Maybe I was that guy in my past life who tried to show the win…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Death +4
User avatar #474 - vatra (05/11/2013) [-]
Have you ever felt an overwhelming desire to tackle a window?
User avatar #476 - dyldoemackinson (05/11/2013) [-]
I've ran into glass doors quite a lot as a child.
User avatar #478 - vatra (05/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though a lot of children did, one of my cousins ran face first through a sliding glass door and still has the scar on his face to prove it.
#168 - ***** I suggest Hacktivist https://www. … 05/11/2013 on The Generals 0
#321 - I remember one lucid dream I had. I was on a carrier in the oc… 05/10/2013 on Lucid 0
#179 - http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=RSebapHjGo4 Band is … 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +4
#416 - "Quick, name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan!" … 04/30/2013 on The way it should be 0
#126 - I have 2 episodes to go. I see what you mean by more confusing. 04/19/2013 on My Condolences 0
#70 - ******* love Lost. Got into it a little less than…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on My Condolences +1
User avatar #95 - secretdestroyers (04/19/2013) [-]
Ooh, the only spoiler I'm gonna give is that it starts to get considerably more confusing than usual after the 4th season...
User avatar #126 - dyldoemackinson (04/19/2013) [-]
I have 2 episodes to go. I see what you mean by more confusing.
User avatar #79 - swayze (04/19/2013) [-]
I just watched all the seasons last year, good times. I finally got the jokes to this mad tv sketch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YPL_e2jgHw
User avatar #73 - Nickdowgg (04/19/2013) [-]
Shit, just started watching Lost a couple of days ago. Made it to Season one episode 12, and Locke is badass.
#48 - One worker had stayed and wept all night.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/18/2013 on My Condolences +30
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User avatar #53 - secretdestroyers (04/18/2013) [-]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKE!!!!
User avatar #70 - dyldoemackinson (04/18/2013) [-]
Fucking love Lost. Got into it a little less than a month ago. Started season 4 yesterday.
User avatar #95 - secretdestroyers (04/19/2013) [-]
Ooh, the only spoiler I'm gonna give is that it starts to get considerably more confusing than usual after the 4th season...
User avatar #126 - dyldoemackinson (04/19/2013) [-]
I have 2 episodes to go. I see what you mean by more confusing.
User avatar #79 - swayze (04/19/2013) [-]
I just watched all the seasons last year, good times. I finally got the jokes to this mad tv sketch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YPL_e2jgHw
User avatar #73 - Nickdowgg (04/19/2013) [-]
Shit, just started watching Lost a couple of days ago. Made it to Season one episode 12, and Locke is badass.
#37 - I played around with one of these at an electronics store abou…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Computer mouse with scanner 0
User avatar #46 - goodguygary (03/26/2013) [-]
#72 - thumbmonster (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (03/26/2013) [-]
i'm glad you enjoyed it.
User avatar #59 - imaan (03/26/2013) [-]
Why would you do that.... You scarred my eyes...
User avatar #60 - goodguygary (03/26/2013) [-]
you read the URL, you read the comic, you knew the risks. you took the risk and now you have that image embedded in your mind for the rest of your life.
#63 - imaan (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 - goodguygary (03/26/2013) [-]
did that auto correct to comic? my god. comment*
User avatar #44 - cutter (03/26/2013) [-]
i live in michigan too!
#64 - Every performer needs a hype man.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Cat Wheels +2
User avatar #86 - infamoustrapper (03/22/2013) [-]
but he IS the performer kind of. He is the cat trainer, he is the famous one.
#147 - He's shaping the eye with his thumb and forefinger. This l…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Half Life 3 Unconfirmed +12
#150 - anonymous (02/18/2013) [-]
at first i didnt believe you but after seeing that he used 3 pictures to demonstrate his point, i have to agree half-life 3 = confirmed
#42 - I'm always aware. I'M A GODDAMN NINJA 02/18/2013 on You are now aware... +1
#288 - Mfw I'm Hungarian, and Hungary ranks 2nd in birthplaces of por… 02/17/2013 on DEEP INSIDE Porn Stats 0
#116 - I recently just got into Portal and Half-Life on PC. Playe…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Terrifyingly true 0
#163 - bombadil (02/14/2013) [-]
"I fucking need Half-Life 3"...

OH GOD! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
#217 - gedesnegl (02/14/2013) [-]
3 dislikes on your comment..
Half-Life 3 comfirmededed
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User avatar #1 - zombierules (11/09/2012) [-]
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i believe this is what you are looking for my dear friend.
User avatar #2 to #1 - dyldoemackinson (11/10/2012) [-]
YES.

Thank you. (:
User avatar #3 to #2 - zombierules (11/10/2012) [-]
your welcome.
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