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dyldoemackinson

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/25/2010
Last Login:8/29/2016
Location:in a chair
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I am from MI. It sucks here. My name is Dylan.

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#88 - wut  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2016 on cures 0
#91 - kiinyo (08/16/2016) [-]
Being depressed isn't the same as depression.
#24 - being 5' 7", 23 years old and still a virgin, I've given…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2016 on 9. He was standing at his +2
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#47 - manofparody (08/16/2016) [-]
Could be me.

I was a virgin 'till I was 20 because I wanted to wait for the woman I wanted to spend my life with, not these casual "daters". Plus, telling them I wanted to wait a bit before we had sex made them dip out pretty early into the relationship. Helped get the sluts out of the way.
Then I found the one and we were together for 3 years. I invested every fiber of my being into that relationship and it was god-level. However, I ended up having depression issues into the 2-3 year of the relationship, and she got tired of me and broke up with me. 2 weeks later she ended up dating some douchebag. They broke up 3 weeks later.
then 4 months after out breakup, she gets with some older guy (looks 28~) who has a kid (she just turned 22). It's going on 6 months of us being broken up, and I still can't even picture me trying to date other women. She also broke up with me 2 weeks after my dog died, and said I could keep one of the puppies we adopted, but she took that offer back eventually.
I'm so emotionally fucked up, and I will be for years to come. I have no desire to date anyone because I made her my world, and she tore my heart out. She wouldn't talk to me and she blocked me on facebook.
At least you still have a chance at finding "the one" and being with her for the rest of your life.
I'm doomed to live the same life almost everyone else lives now: I'll eventually settle for someone, because now I'll always have that "doubt" when I'm with someone, that wasn't there before.
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#84 - monkeybotlove (08/16/2016) [-]
this too will pass.

it's time to change yourself up a bit. Why not try out the douche life? seriously. Be a dick, fuck some hoes man, live a little, settle down when you are 30-35.
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#91 - manofparody (08/16/2016) [-]
I get emptiness and sadness when I do that.
I hate "hook ups". I really fucking hate them. Even the idea.
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#93 - monkeybotlove (08/16/2016) [-]
dont let them drag you down man. there will always be someone when you're ready. do you then. theres so much to do, and plenty of porn when you need to eject some sadness molecules. a good woman will come along, just make sure when she does youve gotten rid of your baggage or she will smell it out and run. deep clean your soul, then you'll be ready to start dating again.
#31 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
What makes you un-date-able?
#218 - lol, so you slapped some logos over a video someone else made.… 08/14/2016 on Instinct vs Rocket +4
#1028 - **dyldoemackinson used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **dyldoemackinso… 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
#10 - that's because it is him. 07/17/2016 on Behind the gif 24 0
#2185 - same here lol. I don't even know anyone else who has a birthda… 07/12/2016 on CLOSED STOP FUCKING ROLLING 0
#1875 - **dyldoemackinson used "*roll picture*"** **dyldoemackinson… 07/11/2016 on CLOSED STOP FUCKING ROLLING 0
#1872 - DUDE. We share the same birthday. I turned 23. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2016 on CLOSED STOP FUCKING ROLLING 0
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#2148 - iflirtwithanyone (07/11/2016) [-]
WOOO! I just started going through comments to try to find someone with my birthday for once. I've legit never met anyone with the same birthday
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#2185 - dyldoemackinson (07/12/2016) [-]
same here lol. I don't even know anyone else who has a birthday in July
#40 - As someone who sucessfully built his first PC about a month ag… 06/02/2016 on Tech Support Gore 0
#164 - 5' 7" race as well, currently working on getting jacked 06/02/2016 on Destroyed +1