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dyejordan

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Date Signed Up:8/17/2012
Last Login:8/30/2016
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Times Content Favorited:1023 times
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#35 - and then with the last man standing he put down his weapon and…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2016 on Creative Bullshit: Final Boss 0
#40 - knightbean (02/20/2016) [-]
#32 - didn't know that... i wanna discover my own island now …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Creation of mountains +9
#33 - dickinawheel (02/20/2016) [-]
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#35 - dyejordan (02/20/2016) [-]
Fate/night :Zero
#36 - dickinawheel (02/20/2016) [-]
Thanks!
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#40 - severepwner (02/20/2016) [-]
No fuck that guy, he's trolling.

Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works (TV)
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#70 - grimsho (02/20/2016) [-]
I believe he meant it's episode 0 of Fate/Stay Night, but yeah it was worded poorly considering the prequel named Fate/Zero.
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#71 - severepwner (02/20/2016) [-]
Perhaps. But I safely assume it's one of those "Darude Sandstorm" jokes.
#108 - Calm down keyboard warrior  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2016 on Pretending to be deaf at a... -1
#110 - sithjedipiratninja (02/20/2016) [-]
Dam son, don't make me come down there sheeee
#104 - im pretty sure you were serious  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Pretending to be deaf at a... -2
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#107 - sithjedipiratninja (02/20/2016) [-]
/sigh

1. You can't know the thoughts of another person. It is not possible. Ever.
2. The actual joke was that a jerk could take advantage of her and say that "she didn't say no" since his assumption was that she was deaf (which usually means non-speaking, as deaf people refer to hearing people as speaking, even though YES SOME CAN TALK FFS). Thus, the joke was from the jerk's point of view, where "she didn't say no" but in reality she COULD say No, which could come up in court and get his ass thrown in jail.
3. For being a smartass: fuck you
sheeee
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#143 - Sterski (02/20/2016) [-]
Watch out guys, he's got a list.
#108 - dyejordan (02/20/2016) [-]
Calm down keyboard warrior

#110 - sithjedipiratninja (02/20/2016) [-]
Dam son, don't make me come down there sheeee
#29 - Whoever took these photo missed out on a great opportunity to …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Creation of mountains +10
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#31 - thelastamerican (02/20/2016) [-]
The fact that they have these pictures insures that they get to claim the new island.
#32 - dyejordan (02/20/2016) [-]
didn't know that... i wanna discover my own island now

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#33 - dickinawheel (02/20/2016) [-]
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#35 - dyejordan (02/20/2016) [-]
Fate/night :Zero
#36 - dickinawheel (02/20/2016) [-]
Thanks!
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#40 - severepwner (02/20/2016) [-]
No fuck that guy, he's trolling.

Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works (TV)
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#70 - grimsho (02/20/2016) [-]
I believe he meant it's episode 0 of Fate/Stay Night, but yeah it was worded poorly considering the prequel named Fate/Zero.
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#71 - severepwner (02/20/2016) [-]
Perhaps. But I safely assume it's one of those "Darude Sandstorm" jokes.
#99 - being deaf isn't being mute... lots of deaf peo…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Pretending to be deaf at a... -2
#103 - sithjedipiratninja (02/20/2016) [-]
#104 - dyejordan (02/20/2016) [-]
im pretty sure you were serious
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#107 - sithjedipiratninja (02/20/2016) [-]
/sigh

1. You can't know the thoughts of another person. It is not possible. Ever.
2. The actual joke was that a jerk could take advantage of her and say that "she didn't say no" since his assumption was that she was deaf (which usually means non-speaking, as deaf people refer to hearing people as speaking, even though YES SOME CAN TALK FFS). Thus, the joke was from the jerk's point of view, where "she didn't say no" but in reality she COULD say No, which could come up in court and get his ass thrown in jail.
3. For being a smartass: fuck you
sheeee
User avatar
#143 - Sterski (02/20/2016) [-]
Watch out guys, he's got a list.
#108 - dyejordan (02/20/2016) [-]
Calm down keyboard warrior

#110 - sithjedipiratninja (02/20/2016) [-]
Dam son, don't make me come down there sheeee
#486 - Picture 02/19/2016 on Riding spinners mode 0
#485 - Picture 02/19/2016 on Riding spinners mode +2
#56 - No bananas for scale 02/17/2016 on 60 Iconic Weapons from Fiction 0
#468083 - Being on fj listening to some stranger talking on the internet… 02/14/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0