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Video Games Played: Halo, MGS, COD, Battlefield
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Date Signed Up:11/09/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Mexico
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    For Zombies... For Zombies...
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    Another day on 4chan... Another day on 4chan...
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    Oh God, Oh Man! Oh God, Oh Man!

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#128 - I live in mexico and I've been to many tourist locations inclu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on 18 Actual Holiday Complaints. +2
#137 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
Spain.
#159098 - It does, especially when it happens all of the sudden and you …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159099 - ScottP (10/20/2014) [-]
I know your pain man. Find some good friends. Vent to them. Or vent to us. It'll help you feel better
#159036 - hopefully 10/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#159034 - Thanks man. That is actually funny  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #159039 - oborawatabinost (10/20/2014) [-]
It's easier said than done, but try not to let it bring the rest of your life down with it. I had a bad break up a little more than a year ago, and I was a mess for a long time. I still am now, but for entirely different reasons. My point is that even if you don't believe me now, you will feel better over time. If possible, use this to motivate you to improve yourself as much as you can, in every way. Like I said, easier said than done, though.
#159033 - I'm getting a degree in Mechatronics so I don't think it goes …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159035 - saltybanana (10/20/2014) [-]
man yo bitch is stupid den

itll go away eventually, hopefully shes not seeing someone else
User avatar #159036 - dvmaster (10/20/2014) [-]
hopefully
#159030 - 23 I know I'm not old or something it just feels really …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159031 - braveblue (10/20/2014) [-]
Well bro you got your whole life ahead of you and Advice board will always be here for you. Citation needed.
#159023 - Today my 2.5 year old girlfriend told me that she doesn't pict…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159078 - ScottP (10/20/2014) [-]
It feels like a really bad dream that you can't wake up from, doesn't it?
User avatar #159098 - dvmaster (10/20/2014) [-]
It does, especially when it happens all of the sudden and you don't even get an explanation.
User avatar #159099 - ScottP (10/20/2014) [-]
I know your pain man. Find some good friends. Vent to them. Or vent to us. It'll help you feel better
User avatar #159037 - fuckya (10/20/2014) [-]
I've never held a girl friend for longer than 4 months.
User avatar #159056 - dcmp (10/20/2014) [-]
never held one for more than 1 month take that

User avatar #159061 - ssheinrich (10/20/2014) [-]
i had a girlfriend when i was in 4th grade, thou i got bored after 3 days i ignored her for 3 months just so i could have a rreason so break up
User avatar #159059 - fuckya (10/20/2014) [-]
It's not my inability to get a girl, it's my inability to keep one.
#159032 - saltybanana (10/20/2014) [-]
maybe its your goals in life brehh

look at your life so far, what are your goals? talking about major? wanna be a doc or a video game designer. cause if you choose the way of the so called "arts" yeah she thinks your gonna be a looser when you grow up.

just look at what your doing wrong, or talk to her of why she feels that way
#159033 - dvmaster (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm getting a degree in Mechatronics so I don't think it goes that way
We tried to talk about it but she just said that she's been feeling like that for a couple of weeks and that she doesn't know why. Which only makes it worst because I dont know what to do.
User avatar #159035 - saltybanana (10/20/2014) [-]
man yo bitch is stupid den

itll go away eventually, hopefully shes not seeing someone else
User avatar #159036 - dvmaster (10/20/2014) [-]
hopefully
#159029 - oborawatabinost (10/20/2014) [-]
I haven't dealt with that, but I know it fucking sucks to trust and rely on someone that ends up doing that to you. So I know that there's not anything I can say to make you feel better. I do know that time will make you feel a bit better, but I don't expect that to be any consolation to you.

I'm really sorry, man.

I have this funny dog .gif
User avatar #159034 - dvmaster (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man. That is actually funny
User avatar #159039 - oborawatabinost (10/20/2014) [-]
It's easier said than done, but try not to let it bring the rest of your life down with it. I had a bad break up a little more than a year ago, and I was a mess for a long time. I still am now, but for entirely different reasons. My point is that even if you don't believe me now, you will feel better over time. If possible, use this to motivate you to improve yourself as much as you can, in every way. Like I said, easier said than done, though.
User avatar #159027 - braveblue (10/20/2014) [-]
Well if she doesn't love you now chances are she might not love you again. Just ask her why she feels that way and if she won't change her mind about it then i'm sure it's going to be over. Also how old are you?
User avatar #159030 - dvmaster (10/20/2014) [-]
23 I know I'm not old or something it just feels really shitty and i needed a place to vent
User avatar #159031 - braveblue (10/20/2014) [-]
Well bro you got your whole life ahead of you and Advice board will always be here for you. Citation needed.
#159026 - littleboots (10/20/2014) [-]
gee maybe you shouldn't date a three year old.
#159028 - littleboots (10/20/2014) [-]
that was mean. sorry.
#28891 - lmao thanks 10/19/2014 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#18 - MFW fat bruce willis 10/18/2014 on Celebs Read Mean Tweets +15
#28883 - What does the little heart on the left side of the image does?…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#28891 - dvmaster (10/19/2014) [-]
lmao thanks
User avatar #28889 - fistfireace (10/19/2014) [-]
It puts the picture into your picture gallery located in the comments box in the right bottom corner ("Select from my recent pictures"). It only saves recent pictures that you used (or clicked the heart) and deletes older ones.
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