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dvmaster

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/09/2011
Last Login:7/27/2016
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Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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    For Zombies... For Zombies...
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    Another day on 4chan... Another day on 4chan...
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#24 - Picture 07/25/2016 on We all fucking knew it... +3
#100 - Okay thanks grimsby 07/22/2016 on human collection +6
#78 - You don't need a degree to become a politician. Must of them h… 07/21/2016 on Trump has the most nominee... +4
#41 - mine's the same 07/21/2016 on Pitt zah +13
#68 - And this happened at greggs?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2016 on [MORBID] Hostage situation... +39
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#71 - osamacare (07/20/2016) [-]
Yeah
Greggs was where I was being racist
#114 - johrny (07/20/2016) [-]
Did i just miss the newest meme?!
#115 - mamenber (07/20/2016) [-]
Yeah, it got posted just 48 minutes ago
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#142 - wallbuilder (07/20/2016) [-]
It's much older than that. That's a 4chan repost. I think the original was a text message.
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#116 - johrny (07/20/2016) [-]
You guys are doing a fine job at letting me feel old.
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#111 - meanboytedx (07/20/2016) [-]
I have a friend named Greg
#119 - schnabulator (07/20/2016) [-]
So why is everybody racist in him? Any idea?
#77 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
holy shit u guys are autistic. still funny tho
#60 - Maybe I didn't put it into words correctly but it's a very spe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on Anon tells a dad joke +2
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#61 - maxpaynenarration (06/21/2016) [-]
Oh, no. I understood you the first time. It makes perfect sense why they do it. It is purely because it's something they enjoy to say and it doesn't mean that they do wanna fuck their dads. I just always get that image in my head when I hear a girl call somebody daddy. It's not good.
#58 - I guess the same reason why people have anal sex, mix energy d…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Anon tells a dad joke +3
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#78 - datassman (06/21/2016) [-]
I feel the inclusion of mixing energy drinks and alcohol should be struck from this list, as I have never met anyone who sees that as wrong
#59 - maxpaynenarration (06/21/2016) [-]
It doesn't make them seem like risk-takers. It makes me think they wanna fuck their own fathers.
#60 - dvmaster (06/21/2016) [-]
Maybe I didn't put it into words correctly but it's a very specific sensation.
not that I've ever called somebody daddy or anything

It's like those chiks that like to be chocked while they're doing it, doesn't mean they want to be hanged from a noose or that they want somebody to end their life. It just turns them on. Not necessarily being risk-takers or daddy-fuckers.
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#61 - maxpaynenarration (06/21/2016) [-]
Oh, no. I understood you the first time. It makes perfect sense why they do it. It is purely because it's something they enjoy to say and it doesn't mean that they do wanna fuck their dads. I just always get that image in my head when I hear a girl call somebody daddy. It's not good.
#1182 - Picture 06/19/2016 on Roll for your hottie... +2
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