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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: Mswaterdude
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Halo, MGS, COD, Battlefield
X-box Gamertag: The tyrant lol
Date Signed Up:11/09/2011
Last Login:6/25/2016
Location:Mexico
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#60 - Maybe I didn't put it into words correctly but it's a very spe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on Anon tells a dad joke +2
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#61 - maxpaynenarration (06/21/2016) [-]
Oh, no. I understood you the first time. It makes perfect sense why they do it. It is purely because it's something they enjoy to say and it doesn't mean that they do wanna fuck their dads. I just always get that image in my head when I hear a girl call somebody daddy. It's not good.
#58 - I guess the same reason why people have anal sex, mix energy d…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Anon tells a dad joke +3
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#78 - datassman (06/21/2016) [-]
I feel the inclusion of mixing energy drinks and alcohol should be struck from this list, as I have never met anyone who sees that as wrong
#59 - maxpaynenarration (06/21/2016) [-]
It doesn't make them seem like risk-takers. It makes me think they wanna fuck their own fathers.
#60 - dvmaster (06/21/2016) [-]
Maybe I didn't put it into words correctly but it's a very specific sensation.
not that I've ever called somebody daddy or anything

It's like those chiks that like to be chocked while they're doing it, doesn't mean they want to be hanged from a noose or that they want somebody to end their life. It just turns them on. Not necessarily being risk-takers or daddy-fuckers.
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#61 - maxpaynenarration (06/21/2016) [-]
Oh, no. I understood you the first time. It makes perfect sense why they do it. It is purely because it's something they enjoy to say and it doesn't mean that they do wanna fuck their dads. I just always get that image in my head when I hear a girl call somebody daddy. It's not good.
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