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Youtube Channel: Mswaterdude
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Date Signed Up:11/09/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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#30138 - I can only do it between 7 and 10 because college it's o… 14 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#717 - I was supposed to ask a girl out on friday but I chickened out…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #746 - honzo (04/26/2015) [-]
so take the time you have to get ready for thursday. if you have a close friend, rehearse what you're going to say with them so you don't choke up later on.
#29786 - I was on some forums when somebody posted this picture of hims…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #29806 - marinepenguin (04/20/2015) [-]
Shredded, but too small for my tastes. I could cut down to single digit body fat right now and be larger.
#181721 - I'm literally on the same situation as you, maybe a little bit… 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181621 - So you still think I should try what you said first or maybe a… 04/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181570 - I would say she's like a 7.5-8, not the most voluptuous body o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181596 - thedudeintheshirt (04/16/2015) [-]
Oh you're good then bro.

I would say approach her, but don't act like she'd be doing you a favor by going on a date with you. Also, If you're going to ask her out on a date, have an idea where you want to take her first.

I'm actually about to ask a girl out at my work tomorrow, and my plan was to ask her if she wants to go get some frozen yogurt with me on Friday.
User avatar #181621 - dvmaster (04/16/2015) [-]
So you still think I should try what you said first or maybe a more friendly approach?
I don't want to appear a little creepy by asking her out the second time I talk to her

Also goodluck tomorrow
#181566 - forget that last part I just saw her leave kek 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181565 - I saw her putting her stuff down in a table at the library so …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181567 - thedudeintheshirt (04/15/2015) [-]
Hmm...

Being completely honest, what would you rate her out of 10, and then what would you rate yourself out of 10?

Also, are you typically socially awkawrd, do you shower, do you shave every day, do you brush your teeth, use mouthwash, dress nicely? etc...
User avatar #181570 - dvmaster (04/15/2015) [-]
I would say she's like a 7.5-8, not the most voluptuous body or the most beautiful face but there's something I really like about her from the moment I saw her, she looks kinda nerdy tbh.

Honestly I think I would be like an 8-8.5, and yes I dress nice, have a nice haircut and I'm really clean plus I'm somewhat fit.

I think I'm socially awkward because most of the time girls either approach me or we get introduced by a friend and that's how we met. This is the first time I've approached someone all by myself and I have no idea how to do it.

#181596 - thedudeintheshirt (04/16/2015) [-]
Oh you're good then bro.

I would say approach her, but don't act like she'd be doing you a favor by going on a date with you. Also, If you're going to ask her out on a date, have an idea where you want to take her first.

I'm actually about to ask a girl out at my work tomorrow, and my plan was to ask her if she wants to go get some frozen yogurt with me on Friday.
User avatar #181621 - dvmaster (04/16/2015) [-]
So you still think I should try what you said first or maybe a more friendly approach?
I don't want to appear a little creepy by asking her out the second time I talk to her

Also goodluck tomorrow
User avatar #181566 - dvmaster (04/15/2015) [-]
forget that last part I just saw her leave kek
#181560 - i didn't had a chance to talk to her after the 4pm class but i…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181562 - thedudeintheshirt (04/15/2015) [-]
What EXACTLY happened? Literally write out a dialogue of what exactly was said including her gestures and where she was looking.

I'm just trying to get a good idea of what actually happened since I wasn't there to witness your body language and social cues and shit
User avatar #181565 - dvmaster (04/15/2015) [-]
I saw her putting her stuff down in a table at the library so decided to go and talk to her. I asked her something like

"hey you take that class with mr teacher right"
"yeah" -> she looked at me and she had a smile on her face
""great, do you have email we were supposed to send that thing?"
*looks trough her notebook, finds a little pice of paper and shows me the email*
From this point forward she no longer looked at me:
"Ssrry I wrote it down in my hand and i forgott"
"Ok, thank you"
she nods
I walk away

The smile is the only thing I noticed but that was it, after that she kept looking at her books.
Right now we're in the library and I'm sitting 4 tables away from her


#181567 - thedudeintheshirt (04/15/2015) [-]
Hmm...

Being completely honest, what would you rate her out of 10, and then what would you rate yourself out of 10?

Also, are you typically socially awkawrd, do you shower, do you shave every day, do you brush your teeth, use mouthwash, dress nicely? etc...
User avatar #181570 - dvmaster (04/15/2015) [-]
I would say she's like a 7.5-8, not the most voluptuous body or the most beautiful face but there's something I really like about her from the moment I saw her, she looks kinda nerdy tbh.

Honestly I think I would be like an 8-8.5, and yes I dress nice, have a nice haircut and I'm really clean plus I'm somewhat fit.

I think I'm socially awkward because most of the time girls either approach me or we get introduced by a friend and that's how we met. This is the first time I've approached someone all by myself and I have no idea how to do it.

#181596 - thedudeintheshirt (04/16/2015) [-]
Oh you're good then bro.

I would say approach her, but don't act like she'd be doing you a favor by going on a date with you. Also, If you're going to ask her out on a date, have an idea where you want to take her first.

I'm actually about to ask a girl out at my work tomorrow, and my plan was to ask her if she wants to go get some frozen yogurt with me on Friday.
User avatar #181621 - dvmaster (04/16/2015) [-]
So you still think I should try what you said first or maybe a more friendly approach?
I don't want to appear a little creepy by asking her out the second time I talk to her

Also goodluck tomorrow
User avatar #181566 - dvmaster (04/15/2015) [-]
forget that last part I just saw her leave kek
#181478 - Today I got really close but one of her friends took her to th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #181479 - iliekcereal (04/15/2015) [-]
good luck!
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